Chef Reactions @chefreactions.bsky.social
may 9, 2025, 4:24 pm • 159 1
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Came here to post this
may 10, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
an absolutely classic dutch rhyme
may 10, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Dutch will never beat the unserious language allegations
may 9, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
wij zijn bloedserieus bro
may 10, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Its like when peppa pig gave american toddlers english accents but its kids looking at their dinner going “ffffuck absolute slop mother, 2.5/10 im gonna tale a bite”.
may 9, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
you should call the microwave "the neuken"
may 9, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Can't wait for you to slip this word into the next review. "Now, I can't believe I need to say this, but it's pretty neuken stupid to fill a casserole dish with perdue pre-cooked chicken, store-brand pepsi, margarine, and canned mixed vegetables. Yet here we are!"
may 9, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
tien uit tien (10/10)
may 9, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
uitmuntend
may 10, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
No, when swearing the Dutch use the untranslated English word. Neuken is only used in the context of actual sexual intercourse (verb "to fuck") Same goes for "shit", English word used for swearing, the Dutch word (Stront) for to refer to the physical thing
may 15, 2025, 10:10 am • 0 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Bout time you showed up here. Did you make your account at the dark side private? I can't access your stuff there anymore.
may 10, 2025, 7:25 am • 0 0 • view
That's not what Dutch kids say. It's "kut" when something was fucked up or when someone fucked up, like e.g. "Ik kreeg een onvoldoende voor dat kutproefwerk omdat die kutleraar 't niet goed uitgelegd had." Kut, by the way, is a noun.
may 21, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
They should have you over for a lecture
may 9, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view