She's either nuts...or lying...probably both.

Chicken breast can be cooked in different ways. I prefer to wrap the chicken breast tightly in aluminum paper, put it in boiling salted water, cook for 10-12 minutes, and then let it cool in the same water without fire. The meat turns out very tender and juicy.☺️👩‍🍳

Tide pods have more flavor than whatever that is. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Chicken water for???🤮

Before the video even started from "cascade" I knew, I knew and I still watched because I had to see the horror of what was to come. The Gurgle that came from the dishwasher was foreshadowing of the fresh hell that will be coming out of her later. 0/10 and may God have mercy on her bowels

Ann Rardon has actually done a video on the whole 'cook it in the dishwasher' thing. I 1,010% believe that not only is that chicken underseasoned but it's undercooked as well. youtu.be/dSwzau2_KF8?...

I been really getting into medium rare chicken lately.

... that is the saddest whitest-person meal i have ever seen (and as i white person i can say that) jeez what a waste of chicken & pasta

Really missed your posts. What a comeback! 😂😂

If this is a struggle meal, at least go to a fast food place and get some sort of sauce to put on it Ask a neighbour for salt and or pepper... Anything but salmonella water

The struggle is between you and not shitting your pants

Maybe the flavour is in the salmonella Or she's like my mother who thinks you cook corn and eggs for like half an hour and the water seasons it

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Grey, wet chicken. It's dinner time!

People still out here wasting food for rage bait and views I see

Poor chicken, it died in vain 🤒

"You're gonna hear that sound again later..." HAHAHA

"Dinner is served" wtf is wrong with people?

I would rather try the thanksgiving dinner they cooked in the engine block of a car while driving down a highway on Mythbusters.

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Salmonella Chicken from a jar? I quit the internet for today.

We’ve really hit a low point as a species when we are cooking chicken and pasta in jars in the dishwasher.

@laopogazzy.bsky.social Found a recipe for us to use the dishwasher for the first time ever, tonight.

That’s the whitest piece of chicken I’ve ever seen 😳.

The #DarwinAwards eagerly awaits its newest entrant. JFC.

Wow Been a while since you say you wouldn't at least try something. It's easy top three worst meals you've posted, at least that I've seen

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

That’s sounds about white.

I can almost taste the cardboard in that recipe. 😝

How can you have a fancy drawer dishwasher and have ZERO sense taste or common sense like that

This better be rage bait

Stupid thing to do but if some guy cooked something on the engine of his pickup people would be shouting "awesome dude" instead of "silly cunt"

Not sure I've ever seen an "I'm not trying it" before? Good call.

Thank you for this. As always.

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I guarantee that she did this to fuck w/ you. There’s literally no other plausible explanation.

This fellow kills me in this video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKd...

Not a grain of brain power to be found anywhere either.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

What did she do with the chicken water?

I never knew chicken could be so white.

Shes trolling to go viral 🙄

I was happy when this channel popped into my feed, since I love to cook. But seeing these videos, it hurts so bad! These people must be banned from preparing food forever. Can't unsee this......blacking out......must....hit...unsubscribe......ugh

Goodness gracious….gross

There truly are people who don't have a clue how to cook ... and perhaps have compromised taste buds.

When fingernails get more attention than food, just chew on those.

This is just the updated and sanitized version of foil-wrapped chicken a'la exhaust manifold.

at least motor cooking gives some flavor through browning.

Foil-wrapped enables a tremendous variety in spicing options...

and boiling... really doesnt. cause if you do, its soup now. what did she do with the chicken water anyway?

You have to find an old motor with a leaking exhaust and missing cats to get that perfect smokey flavor.

"Usually its as a result of a parole violation." Killing me, chef.

Watching this gave me second hand dysentery.

Air has more taste than this “meal”

😂😂😂

That was the most awful meal I've seen. But at least it was almost cooked.

My entire day ruined.

I mean if you’re too lazy to actually cook chicken and pasta the halfway decent way, just microwave it? I mean it takes maybe 15 mins to sautee chicken and boil pasta? Sweet jeebus, this woman is a menace. Are there actually people who non-ironically watch her for cooking ideas?

That looks like my white husband’s pasta. 🤷🏽‍♀️

A few weeks back, my wife sent me one of a couple using the “Dishwasher Sous Vide” method on a ribeye. this absolutely has to be a bit... Doesn’t it? www.facebook.com/watch/?mibex...

why is this bland white woman shoving her push up bra insert into a jar & then eating it?

I’m so glad I’m stumbled on your page. The commentary…. Chefs kiss of course. 10 out of 10 hilarious 😂 🤌🏼

Wait, she said to save the chicken water - did I miss the part where she revitalized it? The mind reels with the opportunities for it.

Saving the best for last 😂

I have been dying too

Ew

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That bird is criminally underseasoned & undercooked.

Why would anyone do this? Does she own a stove? Seasonings?

Why would someone without any tastebuds need seasoning?

😂 right!

Cascade.. I see what you did there 😂

All that counter space, yet not one spice jar anywhere in sight

Was the pasta al-dente?

it takes a lot for you not to try it (and i agree 🤮)

Thank you, Chef.

I should thank her; this might actually cure me of looking at social media first thing in the morning. Absolutely vile.

was she going for gross?

Yes.

Truth is stranger than fiction. 🤣

That “parole violation” line

Came here to say the same thing!

Chicken Sashimi a la pot Mason.

Did I just throw up in my mouth? Why, yes, yes I did.

If the cocaine isn’t this white, then I don’t want it

This is why she’s skinny. That chicken looks like a desiccated kidney.

This is easily in the top ten of nasty shit you've shown

I want to throw up watching that.

This is ragebait. Nobody is eating steamed pasta and chicken with no sauce.

You make my day everytime 🤣

Barf-o-rama

Salmonella in a jar, yum.

NO WAY that chicken is properly cooked in the middle with that thickness... hooooorrrfffff And it appears absolutely no seasoning whatsoever. Jesus christ.

Natural selection my ass

Jfc, why? 😆

Glede na videno na družbenih omrežjih, je to verjetno metoda “delati se kognitivno manj sposobnega, za dosego večjega števila klikov”. 🤷‍♂️🤡

Sej cist mozno, ampak sodec po “mojstrovinah”, ki jih Chef redno komentira je mozno tud, da eni res nimajo blage veze o kuhanju :)

Tudi možno. Ampak večina teh kuharskih inovatorjev, tudi če je rezultat bohpomagi, vsaj uporablja lonce, kuhalnik, pečico… Ta je na nivoju posebnežev, ki si na razgretih procesorjih pečejo jajca na oko. :)

To je poceni ragebait, preprosto. 😖

Why? Just why?

Part of the endless click bait 'cooking' that floods the internet. it's so wasteful i can't stand it 😆

I spent too many years being a dumbass in kitchens, I know this look very well.

I think the only positive here is at least it's not fermented meat in a jar

More likely a cascade of failures. At least the chicken was boiled at 70 C, right? RIGHT? I mean .. salmonella is not fun.

That is so gross.🤢 🇨🇦✌️

I'm convinced some of these videos are specifically made to make chef reactions unhappy.

I don't believe she actually does this seriously. Must be some kind of joke.

Never have I seen anyone more single and mentally disturbed in my life than her..

Please tell me that isn't real..

Shit like this is why we say water is too spicy for white people

good god what is wrong with that person

I can't even watch the fake emotion plastic surgery people.

you know who would never stand for this? The Phanatic

No seasoning at all🥴

It's the white girl way

That has to be a parody. “Everything is so clean” maybe republicans don’t want all women back in the kitchen.

Lol, possibly the worst ever.

About as much flavor as a Baltimore Oriole's game. ZING!

Wait… where is the ever present and unnecessary addition of a Block of Cream Cheese?!? These horror shows…always include a block of cream cheese. And Jarlic for bonus points.

"The dishwasher was promoted to line cook"!! I can't stop laughing. I look for Chef Reactions to crack me up!

Dishwasher tablet flavoured chicken. Mmm.

This is what’s known as ragebait

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Don’t you dare bookmark this recipe 😭

Was at the Drs office, wanted to watch with sound

Ok that’s fair but the thought of bookmarking the chicken dishwasher “recipe” is actually kinda funny 😆

What's wrong with white people?

insanity

this is either bait or fyetish

Did she use detergent as the seasoning?

At least she’s not eating it with her fingers…

I recently saw a video from the Tonight Show in which Vincent Price and Johnny Carson cooked a fish dinner in a dishwasher. But the food was wrapped in layers of foil. The seasoning was on point. She didn't bother to heat up a little Ragu. Raised by wolves? And what happened to the chicken water?

If you're near starvation, can't start a fire with kitchen cabinets, and all you have are a dishwasher and raw chicken. Still extreme maybe... Why torture yourself with this before the end?

Putting the chicken in the dishwasher frees up space to stick your head in the oven.

👊😆

She’d probably die of the bloody flux wondering why the (electric) stove was taking so long.

Dale, it's electric.

And that is how Trump got elected…..twice…….white people 😵‍💫

Hope she'll die of Salmonella

What affront to the culinary gods is this

...you have WAY more patience than I do, man

I would murder my family if they cooked like this.

This is bait.

Master

Some poor chicken gave its life for that nonsense. Sigh.

Came here to say just that 😩

Is she to lazy to actually turn on the stove and cook or is she just dumb…😳

I have no words for what I just saw. So many questions.

Bet that she has the runs minutes after eating this shit!! I’ve seen so many disastrous cooking videos but this is an insult to the human race. I rather be a fucking reptile right now!!

Well at least it didn't take long

outlandish AF.

SaLt iS tOo SpIcY 😩

Cooking with the dishwasher, no seasoning of any kind...pretty sure all of that's a sin!

Glad she saved the chicken water

Thank you for not eating that one. The chicken is shameful. I would have been disappointed if you ate it.

Holy Christ. What a mess.

Was it COOKED???? Does the dishwasher even get to high enough temperatures???

Yes technically we use autoshams and steam cookers all the time. The dumb part is a sealed container with liquid made of glass expanding under heat pressure weakening the glass matrix ….. This is basically digital buskers clought chasing social media for likes as currency 🤷‍♂️✌️

She probably washes her hair in the toilet with a quick flush as her rinse....🙄

Dying

Dishwasher got promoted to line cook. Usually happens due to a parole violation! OMG! Pure gold there, made me laugh. So very true.

@infinitescream.bsky.social 😱

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Again, please and louder!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Beep…beep..beep “You’re going to hear that sound again later” … 🤣 😂

did this whack bitch really eat a bite of that nasty wet garbage?

Fuck... When all I ate was poached chicken and steamed broccoli with fish to make weight, I at least put hot sauce, salt & pepper on it.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.🤢

This has got to be a piss-take! I was watching for a reaction, one of disgust most likely, when she had the first bite but was sadly disappointed

Next episode: How to Cook a Pizza on Your Car Engine Have dinner on the table after that two hour commute! 😃 Seriously, blank pasta and boiled chicken. It had to be a parody, that or she’s never actually cooked anything before.

nothing new www.amazon.com/Manifold-Des...

Me: “Did you find out why my car keeps dying?” Mechanic:”Yeah. Pasta wrapped around the alternator, garlic bread in the manifold, and a pork chop in the catalytic converter.” *note: I am NOT mechanical, they’re the only car parts I’ve heard of, I don’t know what they do. TY.

wtf I’m about to throw up! That chicken looks like salmonella poisoning

How in the hell did she not catch salmonella from that?

Why? What did I watch? This is a criminal. 🤮🤢

I doubt that is real. Those pots would explode at the necessary heat. You might try that in a pressure cooker. Both inside and outside remain at the same pressure that way. I do that with jam pots i occasionally use for pancakes. What she does is pain madness.

Lmao. Call that sous vide, charge $25

Oh, HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Dying to try this” unironically

Urgent. Please send nonna videos

Much like her husband we didnt see her swallow.

Video source?

There are enough criminal statutes in the world to address this attack on humanity.

How did the jar not explode from the pressure of the pasta? This seems very dangerous.

Love too have chicken pasta with no sauce or seasoning

Ok...my best friend's mum used to cook large salmon & trout in the dishwasher by double wrapping in foil & giving them a "normal" hot wash (60-70°C I think) Always worked a treat. Chicken? Absolutely not. And there's NO F'ING WAY that pasta cooked in a glass jar. NO. WAY.

I honestly thought it was gonna end up being a spoof video

Just fucking nuke the planet now

Dinner is served? Unseasoned food should be a crime

It’s a great idea If you’re in a post apocalyptic scenario where you’re starving and only have raw pasta, chicken, 2 jars and an operating dishwasher