I need more outlandish, unsubstantiated rumors in my life. Give me your best ones.
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We all collectively jumped dimensions during Y2K. That’s why this century has grown steadily more demented.
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 3 0 • view
Jade Helm is still going to lead a military takeover.
aug 30, 2025, 4:01 am • 1 0 • view
Ferris Bueller is sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
aug 30, 2025, 4:05 am • 4 0 • view
Michael Jordan’s baseball career was a gambling suspension wait no that one is just true
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 21 2 • view
The likelihood of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the number of people who would have had to know/be involved. That took only two: MJ and Stern.
aug 30, 2025, 4:00 am • 4 0 • view
Tito's Vodka isn't "handmade in Austin" like they say, it's actually just Taaka that they buy from Twin Liquors and repackage
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 am • 13 2 • view
Highway construction on [insert road number here] is due to be finished ahead of schedule.
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:01 am • 20 2 • view
Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's father
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 am • 2 0 • view
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That baby isn’t Justin, fyi. It’s his little bro. The family did not meet Castro until Justin was five.
aug 31, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I would but then I’d undo all the work I’ve put into creating my own left wing propaganda grift.
aug 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
El Reno was an EF-5
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 6 2 • view
Stephen Miller likes having sex with large barnyard animals.
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Auburn is going to win a national championship. ... Too much?
aug 30, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
It’s not that guy’s Sharona at all, I don’t think.
aug 31, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
Differential Equations didn’t ruin your college life. [it was Calc 2]
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 11 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Close, it was Vector Calculus that ate my lunch not Diff Eq
aug 30, 2025, 4:08 am • 4 0 • view
Thiiiiis. Diff Eq offered a respite after VC. I had the same prof for Calc 1 and Calc 2; he was great, so those courses were manageable. 👍
aug 31, 2025, 11:53 am • 2 0 • view
In fairness my cohort did dynamics before Calc 3 due to course rotations and probably got a better grasp of vector calc for it.
aug 31, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
I needed a better grasp of the Greek alphabet to have done better in vector calculus
aug 31, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
The GFS nailed Sandy
aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 11 3 • view
People on this platform (and supposedly Twitter) speculating about the President's health and supposed lack of recent public appearances. That, and yesterday's rain that never made an appearance in my neck of the woods.
aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
The Pismo Beach disaster was real.
aug 30, 2025, 12:00 pm • 1 0 • view