The reason you don’t ever see him driving a car is that there’s no ditch you can imagine that he’d ever avoid.
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Hello there how are you doing
aug 1, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
1. He thinks people who drive themselves are the poor and are losers. 2. I doubt he can.
aug 1, 2025, 5:46 am • 0 0 • view
I don't think daddy ever taught him plus he believed the Trump's were so important that they needed to be carted around in a limo! Someone tell them there not important and never were
aug 19, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
You don't even have to say who you're talking about. Everybody just knows. We are living in the weirdest timeline.
aug 1, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
And all those burning dumpsters to avoid. Challenging shit.
aug 1, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
"HONK HONK! VROOOM!" - Donald J. Trump
aug 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
Hey! As the first employee of the EFF and the creator of "Godwin's Law," you must have a lot of great stories. I'm curious—what inspired you to blend law and humor so seamlessly?
aug 8, 2025, 2:07 am • 2 0 • view
Not even my ballet tights are seamless.
aug 10, 2025, 4:08 pm • 7 0 • view
Yeah, I bought some of those and I had to repair the seams constantly.
aug 10, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
You're really interesting, would you mind chatting privately?
aug 10, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Honesty compels me to confess that I’m only pretending to be interesting.
aug 10, 2025, 9:09 pm • 8 0 • view
Haha, you've got me curious! Too bad I can't message you directly to find out more, but if you don't mind, I guess you'll have to send me a private message.
aug 10, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Done.
aug 10, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view