“”Buy two. One to eat now; one to yeet later.”

thought that happened when he married ivanka

Throwing a sandwich you bought from a company whose spokesman turned out to be a pedophile at a bunch of Nazis doing the bidding of and protecting a pedophile is peak America 2025.

Irony is dead, they tell me.

It would be on life support but HMO pulled the plug.

I applaud whoever created this.

I saw someone suggest that they put on a 2 for 1 special : one fresh sandwich and one with a really stale bun for better tossing.

I detect a theme.

If I had taken a bite out of one of those Subway BMT Italian Heroes I'd probably want to throw it at the first guy that pissed me off too.

Except, I've been referring to the sandwiches as JA-ROD 2000's when launched. Nothing hits protectors of pedophilia like a JA-ROD

Every time at subway: read menu, pick a sandwich that sounds good, all ingredients listed on the menu. Sandwich is named, maybe "Italiano Chicken Veggie Club." I step up, order it, then sandwich person points to every single bin of food, "Do you want tomatoes?" They don't know the recipes.

How about a video of the sandwich guy, making the new "American Yeet Surprise" sandwich: "Do you want a brick in it? Broken glass? Do you want it soaked in ghost pepper juice?"

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

well their sandwiches taste like shit but at least we know that they work like holy water on cops

Our mistake all along was in thinking that Subway sandwiches are for eating rather than throwing.

Wait, people EAT them?

Assault With a Deli Weapon!

so maxwell is their new spokesperson ? glorious pedo leader approved !

By pretending he doesn't exists.

The “fake tuna” fake scandal was a PR ploy! (I am sure it was not.)

By any means necessary

@mnemonic.bsky.social what’d they do? Missed it.