“Batting seventh, from the Chicago Cubs, in left field, KYLE TUCKER!” “Batting ninth, from the Cubs, in center field, PCA, PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG!”

You could dehyphenate PCA and split him into two players (Pete Crow and Pete Armstrong) and either player would be more talented than half the NL roster

oh this “search ALL-STARS” graphic is neat! Search Seiya Suzuki and Michael Busch for me!

“LILLY: A MEDICINE COMPANY” well good to see Ted recovered from the whole insurance fraud thing

did MLB do a skit about “auditioning” but not give any lines to the literal child of two actors

Start time of this game was listed as 7 PM CT. 20 minutes, a bunch of flat musical performances, and two skits later, we’re still watching a player interview

followed by another player interview

since the hamster on a wheel inside Dave Roberts’ head that makes his managerial decisions decided to bury the two Cubs at the bottom of the lineup, hitters 1-6 in the NL lineup have a moral imperative to reach base in the first so the Cubs can bat early

alright so far so good

Michael Busch wouldn’t have grounded out to third base there.

So far so good lol

PCA told ‘em nah

...I either missed this at the time or completely forgot it

yeah bro damaged his RV for a repair estimate of $4,600 and then claimed $200K+ in damages www.nicb.org/news/blog/fo...

Heck yeahhhhhhhh

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