why do they all end up looking like Lady Elaine from Mr Roger's Neighborhood and Bratz dolls had babies?

They got themselves “Mara-lar-doed”

All the botox and plastic surgery won't make you attractive. Who you are as a person does. They used to be pretty now they look like every other plastic doll...and it isn't something attractive or real looking.

Whoever pioneered and developed the "Trout Pout" really needs a good talking to.

Trump Women Persona Disease is not a good look

Lmao .. those pictures .. they don’t even look like they are real

Even when they added all the spice. Would you keep this type of thing cool?

The dog killer has shown improvement due to cosmetic implants and surgery from Donetact.

Gargoyles, the Maga women become butchered and frighten children. Hideous. 😳

Holy shit.

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If you’re going to act like monsters, might as well look the part.

The "blowup doll" look. Yikes!! As a woman, no man, or woman for that matter, could convince me to maim my face for some strange esthetic.

The attack of the Botox Brigade...

MAGAMORPHOSIS

Shape shifters are here.

This is also known as the Trump effect. Everyone gets as much fake work as they can so they can match how fake he is

lol. MAGAts are ugly as hell

The gop is terrible for women’s beauty.

TBH Loomer was fugly before the surgery

Imagine it's 1995, and you're writing a screenplay about conservative politics in 2025. If you based it 100% on what's literally happening today, you'd have been laughed (or marched) out of every single studio you approached.

It's the Disney villainess transformation.

Botox Ugly Bitches !!!😂😂💩

It has to the same surgeon making these MAGA faces

Laura Loomer makes me happy I'm a pobrecita that can't afford all that cosmetic surgery.

Oh! WTAF?

Fake fat lips look fake. Why are people so obsessed with them.

And the dark sinister over done makeup-why? To hide the botched surgery?

Who knew there was an in-house MAGA cosmetic surgeon?

But not a very good one

The "surgeon"

🫣

Right. They all look alike and the guy that did this to them has vision problems.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ronny Jackson at your Service 😂

There is a freaky weird plastic surgeon in the basement of Mag-a-Lardo. He lost his license years ago for questionable practices. The MAGA elite go there to sacrifice their faces to Trump. The women end up looking like cartoon clowns. The men are made to look like canned ham. tenor.com/buviw.gif

What happens to their lips when they get old? I think I'll keep my old girl wrinkles. 🤣

☠️😂

Canned ham, or canned SPAM?

Canned ham 🤣🤣🤣

Scary!

Someone called it the melted Barbie look and honestly, best description so far Canned ham for the men is appropriate. I think they kinda look like bloated uncooked sausages left out in the sun 🤮

He's the plastic surgeon from "Escape From L.A." that looks like Matt Gaetz does now! "Surgeon General of Beverly Hills!"

Looks like they all share the same back-ally plastic surgeon

Right?!

Who's the sculptor?

that’s what Kimberly used to look like?? Holy fuck

She was beautiful

She used to be! Hatred and plastic surgery really do a number

It's very Picture of Dorian Gray

They all look fucking horrific

Loomer looking like jigsaw

LMFAO you’re totally right 🤣🤣🤣

That’s when she was married to Newsom.

Guilfoyle used to look like Anne Hathaway

They were all prettier before. So sad.

So disgusting 🤢 These people need their heads examined- FFS ❗️ I hadn’t seen that in a few weeks - gonna save it for a conversation piece😂 thanks

I can see Lauren Sanchez going the way of Guilfoyle in a few years.

Facial dysmorphia? You gotta really disrespect yourself to do this for others.

🙈🙈🙈

Holy shit. Those are some hideous creatures. Send them back to whatever pit of hell they came from.

Loomer looks like an extra puppet from Fireball 500. IYKYK.

Reminds me of that Rob Lowe character (Hollywood plastic surgeon)... 🫣

Should start calling it “getting the Loomers”. “What happened to Christlee’s face??” “Oh, yeah. She got the Loomers after she moved to Florida.”

Drag Queen wannabes. Makeup/plastic surgery gone wrong.

So all of those (wtf are they?) used to be human?

It's like when Palpatine's face changed when he revealed himself as the Sith Lord...

Laura Loomer Jigsaw looking ass 😂😂😂

Kristi Noem has become her own cos-play >>>

Beauty then the beast.

Bunch of idiots.

Not sure why this isn't more popular. I think she's twerking her giant cross.

They all look like street hookers you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

WHOA

it is the demon inside them.

They all take on that Mar-A-Lago trash look.

Kimberly still boggles the mind. She was a pretty lady, different looking. Perfect combo of PR and Ireland.

This is what happens when you hang around tRump too long. Or when you find The One Ring and hang onto it for 500 years.

Ireland could destroy MAGA by just banning export of Botox.