I once overheard two women pensioners on the bus. - You'll never guess who's dead? Who? - Dai Dai who? - *cups her hands as if holding two ripe watermelons* Dai Bollocks mun!
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Oh my
aug 31, 2025, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
I used to work with Johnny Bollocks. I wonder if they were related?
aug 31, 2025, 5:02 pm • 4 0 • view
My history teacher was Kenny Big Balls. My barber was Kenny One Cut.
aug 31, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 0 • view
One of my mates at school was called Womble after a fairly unpleasant accident where he fell out of a loft onto a step ladder and lost one of his orchids.
aug 31, 2025, 5:35 pm • 2 0 • view
We also had a mate with the very unfair nickname Fash because he once lost his school shoes and had to wear fashionable trainers instead.
aug 31, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 0 • view
I knew a lad called Johnny Balance. Poor sod was always falling over
aug 31, 2025, 5:03 pm • 5 0 • view
*peers over lorgnettes* "Of the Hertfordshire Bollocks?"
aug 31, 2025, 5:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Distant cousins I believe.
aug 31, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view