Very important cabinet meeting being held in the Lincoln Bedroom of the Orangey House. They’re discussing tariffs on naps.
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No tariffs on naps!
aug 29, 2025, 11:26 pm • 7 0 • view
They have set a tariff on you of two crunchy snaks to get them up from naps?
aug 29, 2025, 11:55 pm • 4 0 • view
Pretty sure even this SCOTUS would find that unconstitutional.
aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
Big Leany is boycotting the vote unless No Tariff on Leans is included.
aug 30, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
That meeting ended up being quite the snooze fest. 💤 No tariffs on naps or treats - it was a unanimous decision, a no-brainer actually.
aug 29, 2025, 10:19 pm • 10 1 • view
Free the naps! Free the naps!
aug 29, 2025, 11:51 pm • 4 0 • view
Tariffs on naps would be a tragedy of epic proportions! We need Right-to-Nap zones! I hope the Orangeys understand the importance of this issue, though they appear to be asleep at the wheel!
aug 29, 2025, 9:35 pm • 8 1 • view