Special shout-out to Witkoff for repeatedly mispronouncing “Nobel” as “noble,” showing his deep appreciation for the prize.
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Spotlighting his own ignorance and illiteracy.
aug 26, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I will never understand what the actual f*** is wrong with these people. What makes them such ass kissing sycophants? Is it blackmail or did they actually just drink so much orange Kool-Aid that they are full-fledged cult members? They are insane.
aug 26, 2025, 6:18 pm • 20 0 • view
It's a cult. 🤷♂️
aug 26, 2025, 9:50 pm • 5 0 • view
😅😅
aug 26, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Neither word should ever show up in anything associated with 47.
aug 26, 2025, 6:38 pm • 3 0 • view
How many stupid cocksuckers does it take telling you how great you are while laughing behind his back for trump to realize yes your dick is small and the 1% are playing you and your lacky,s in the house for fools
aug 26, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
What an utter joke your current administration is, knob gobblers all
aug 26, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Shitcough: (verb) to soothe a tyrant's bruised ego.
aug 26, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
You're kidding. Did he actually pronounce it "noble"? I couldn't listen because it was so nausea inducing.
aug 26, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
omfg...
aug 26, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Dear Lord, somebody give that man a garbage can so he can spit out all of the Cheetos before he chokes to death!
aug 27, 2025, 5:34 am • 0 0 • view
"Gawk gawk" said Witkoff, the rest of the cabinet nodding in agreement. "Gawk, gawk"
aug 27, 2025, 4:58 am • 1 0 • view
A good toadie always matches Trump's mispronunciation.
aug 26, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 1 • view
How did no one break out in a boisterous laugh. 🤦🏻♀️
aug 27, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
If Trump gets the Nobel prize it will be forever regarded as a piece of worthless junk.
aug 27, 2025, 10:14 am • 0 0 • view
There they sit at the table, clutching their family jewels, if they still have any.
aug 26, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😅😆😄
aug 26, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
he musta looked that up using a-one
aug 26, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view
We can give Trump The Ignoble Prize.
aug 26, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
If I wanted to watch a guy blow his boss I'd just go to pornhub. Witkoff, dude, this is so incredibly cringe. Find some shame. And a spine. Jesus. 🥴
aug 26, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
NY real estate guy! What did you expect?!
aug 26, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
😆
aug 26, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Guy's a dope.
aug 26, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
aug 26, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
This cabinet is making it extremely difficult to refrain from using the R word.
aug 26, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Sound of lips kissing someone’s tush.
aug 26, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
What a bunch of ass kissers. I wonder if they are handed a script when they walk in the room and are told to “read this or else”.
aug 26, 2025, 6:38 pm • 3 0 • view
vomit verb 1 he needed to vomit BE SICK, spew, heave, retch, gag, get sick; informal throw up, puke, purge, hurl, barf, upchuck, ralph 2. I vomited my breakfast REGURGITATE, bring up, spew up, cough up, lose; informal throw up, puke, spit up. noun a coat stained with vomit VOMITUS, informal, puke
aug 26, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
he said noble 2x 🤭
aug 26, 2025, 6:21 pm • 9 1 • view
who are these kiss asses?
aug 26, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 26, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
With all the hot air in that room noble gases sound about right
aug 26, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
You can’t win the Nobel when you go around and bomb another country. There’s reason why it’s called the Nobel Peace Prize
aug 26, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Freaky suck ⬆️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
aug 26, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
🤮
aug 26, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Mr. Witkoff, thank you for your service, sir. Without ignorant sycophants like yourself speaking out, the world might never know the depth of utter stupidity that comprises MAGA.
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 11 2 • view
Peak bootlicking.
aug 26, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
These knuckleheads 🤬
aug 26, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
🤢🤢🤢
aug 26, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
hahaha, finest? hahaha
aug 27, 2025, 6:31 am • 0 0 • view
There is nothing “noble” about these people.
aug 26, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂
aug 26, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
That the preferred MAGA pronunciation, which is reflected in their spelling:
aug 26, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe there's a different award he was talking about?
aug 26, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
The real question is how does Witkoff speak so clearly with Trump's dick in his mouth?
aug 27, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
how do i vomit thru the screen and onto that conference room table....
aug 26, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Dynamite.
aug 26, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Let's give the felon the noble prize...he'll never know the difference.
aug 26, 2025, 6:19 pm • 18 1 • view
Trump should start his own Noble prize, like he did with golf tournaments and teen beauty pageants. Expose the evidence and impeach.
aug 26, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Witless Witkoff
aug 26, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Again. You mean there’s women that actually ever marry these drippy dish rag spongy suck ups ? Ew.
aug 26, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Precisely
aug 26, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Honest to God, what are these people saying/thinking????
aug 26, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Proving you can be really stupid and be a billionaire. You just have to sell your soul #ThisIsWhatFascismLooksLike
aug 26, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO STUPID!
aug 26, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I wish we could eradicate the whole damn table of worthless trash.
aug 26, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Noble man to his King 🤐
aug 26, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Excuse me. I need to go barf. You should warn us before posting these disgusting videos.
aug 26, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
This would probably be rejected by SNL as too over the top. Actually SNL could simply use the highlights from these jocksniffers and it would be funnier than anything they create. That they can say this stuff with such straight faces suggests Oscar worthy acting or previous lobotomy operations.
aug 26, 2025, 6:21 pm • 7 0 • view
Down boy. Down. I need to take a shower
aug 26, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I know Presidents usually get a lot of smoke blown up their ass because they’re the president but this is insane…
aug 26, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
And they all clapped for that?
aug 26, 2025, 6:16 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
So gross
aug 26, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
No trump does want the Noble prize It is presented every year by Dick Noble from Buttfuck Texas Last year's winner was Louie Gomert
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 9 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
At least the sick bag manufacturing business is booming ..
aug 26, 2025, 6:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone quick invent a noble and give it to him
aug 26, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Why not give him the prizes for chemistry and literature as well as peace
aug 26, 2025, 6:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Its actually... NoBell. 🤣
aug 26, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Jesus H. Christ, what a bunch of lickspittles - is this what America wanted? Weakness? Arse licking? And this guy clearly has no idea what the Nobel is about or where it came from.
aug 26, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I can’t wait to see who gets the award he wants. 💥💥💥
aug 26, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
No mention of war criminal Netanyahu's murderous genocidal ethnic cleansing in Gaza of course which Trump actually could put a stop instead of this begging bowl bullshit #IDF #Israel #Nobelprize
aug 26, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump isn't qualified for either one.
aug 26, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
What an ar*e licker!! The smell off his breath must be sh1te!!!
aug 26, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view