I am not a popcorn guy myself but this does seem disqualifying defector.com/i-submit-to-...
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Definitely!
aug 28, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I submit to you that this person is a fool. Sincerely, the popcorn queen.
aug 28, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
One reason I don’t go to a movies is popcorn. I don’t like the noise of people eating it, or the idea people NEED it in order to enjoy a movie.
aug 28, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, I don't know. A careful reading suggests that @barryp.bsky.social was scarred so severely by his popcorn trauma that he is no longer able to enjoy going to the movie theater.
aug 28, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view