The last time we had poutine, we felt so awful and guilt-ridden that we went for a very stout and long hike. My lipids thanked me for not 'going there' again.

This is a very interesting Canadian conundrum because it is disparaging to our national cuisine, but at the same time it is very Canadian to have a problem and go on a hike about it.

I'm sorry about the disparaging remark. Can we make huckleberries a "twin" national cuisine?

Huckleberries? You are just an anarchist, aren’t you?

Just a literate bear with a computer.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the Bears learned to use computers, once they mastered the wheelie bin it’s all over.