Henceforth my new term of disbelief will be, "Goose bagels!"

I love terms, but only came from Canada, like douche canoe, big butter tart, and yoga hoser.

There are some great ones in Newfoundland. "Stay where you're at till I comes where you're to." Stay there I'll be right over. "What're you goin' at?" What are you doing? "...didn't get past the porch." -a failed undertaking