Never underestimate the ability of religious types to set aside their deeply-held, eternally-true beliefs in favor of the thing they want at any moment. We all expect they have scruples, because Jesus. That is their superpower. They're just regular fuckups, and we're saps to think otherwise.

They don't like Bible Jesus anyway. He was a little socialistic, and the Jesus bits are only a few pages anyway! It's more like: --> Old Testament 😛 --> Jesus who? --> Revelations 😛 Revelations, yeah baby! Bring on the god of vengeance, blood and death.