OH DEAR THEY ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING A LONGER THAN NORMAL WAIT TIME. And there is a damn flying saucer in my front yard!
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Won't they have my phone number on the record, then?
jun 12, 2025, 2:36 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe. But if you are worried, you can make the call seem innocent. Like ask whether they help with noisy pets in the neighborhood. Just don't report that anyone is eating them...
jun 12, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
Actually my plan was to report a local business I suspect of employing people who are here illegally... Namely the Trump International Hotel.
jun 12, 2025, 2:46 am • 3 0 • view
I think it's a great idea, but if you're worried about your phone number being taken down... 😊 I personally don't care because the FBI already has a file on me for civil disobedience.
jun 12, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
Um… why the hell is Canada mentioned there? I’m hoping my country mates aren’t reporting American refugees
jun 12, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view
The idea to gather information about anything ICE considers illegal from anywhere in the world. Theoretically they might be able to track things like human trafficking into or out of our country, but now they're wasting any good work on this wanton pursuit of immigrants.
jun 12, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
I hadn’t looked at it like that. Disturbing but I get it. Thanks!
jun 13, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
👍👍
jun 12, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
Yup, that same old story. Blame an "other": immigrants, People of Color, Muslims, Jews, non cis heterosexuals. But it's always to divert our attention from the ones who are really picking what little remains in our pockets.
jun 11, 2025, 3:44 am • 2 0 • view
Everyone should be calling in to that number and the FBI tip line about all the criminals in Mar-a-largo and there might even be some illegal immigrants and a few trafficked underage girls in Trumps room, next the the giant shredder and the boxes of #Epstine-Pedo-Files he is trying to bury.
jun 11, 2025, 11:18 pm • 3 1 • view
Yeah, but I wouldn't want innocent immigrants to be taken. Now arresting Trump is LONG overdue.
jun 11, 2025, 11:16 pm • 4 2 • view
jun 12, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 2 • view
👍👍
jun 12, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
jun 12, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 1 • view
Make sure your tips sound realistic. Not Melania or Elon. Extra points if you make ICEholes drive long distance or climb up many flights of stairs for nothing.
jun 11, 2025, 10:19 pm • 19 4 • view
👍
jun 11, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
They can look foolish without my help
jun 11, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Why is there a tip line in Canada?! Why on earth would I call ICE other than to tell them how bad they suck?
jun 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 13 0 • view
Please do so. They clearly want to hear from our upstairs neighbors.
jun 11, 2025, 9:31 pm • 7 0 • view
It's supposed to be for reporting illegal immigration activities anywhere including U.S. and Canada. There's also that international line, for the same purpose. I called and it doesn't work.
jun 11, 2025, 9:37 pm • 7 0 • view
I was wondering about the international. But yeah, they probably got constant stupid calls from the entire World telling them there’s Mexicans at the Gulf of Mexico or stuff like that - they will have given up that line (if it was ever active). Sad though 😉 I have wonderful ideas for them 🤪
jun 11, 2025, 10:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Who knows. They may occasionally get a legit call about human trafficking (which is in their purview) but they're screwing that up with this obscene war against immigrants.
jun 11, 2025, 10:39 pm • 3 1 • view
I mean, in the situation the US is in right now, it’s just like the Soviet “spy on your neighbor” hotline. And most Western countries never liked that (nor the Nazis = same tactics). Tipps would be a great story of criminal + handing them the GPS data of the WH or make them google the gulf 😉
jun 11, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 11, 2025, 10:09 pm • 5 0 • view
“We just stopped in to see if there were signs of intelligent life on the planet. Sorry, my bad.” - Blort
jun 11, 2025, 10:19 pm • 3 1 • view
😂
jun 11, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
They make themselves look bad.
jun 11, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Call the international number.
jun 11, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
Oops. That one doesn't work. The flying saucers must be everywhere!
jun 11, 2025, 1:07 am • 4 0 • view
LoL. Time for full disclosure, then. Where's Dr. Steven Greer?
jun 11, 2025, 2:09 am • 2 0 • view
I had to look him up. Urologist? So do you think he was abducted and cystoscoped?
jun 11, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
LoL. EMd, as I understand. Uforologist? "Greer received his Virginia medical license in 1989, and worked as an emergency room physician.[4] In 1998, he decided to retire as a physician in favor of his ufology activities." – Wikipedia
jun 11, 2025, 2:33 am • 3 0 • view
🤣 I actually read urologist, because I've never encountered a UFO-ologist. Thanks for the correction. I knew the truth was out there.
jun 11, 2025, 2:41 am • 4 0 • view
LoL. Full "Disclosure", he has created several documentaries as well as several series on Gaia. drstevengreer.com
jun 11, 2025, 2:54 am • 3 0 • view
So, like I said, a typical urologist. 🙃
jun 11, 2025, 2:58 am • 1 0 • view
Ufologist, silly. It's a thing (ufology). 😁
jun 11, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
jun 11, 2025, 11:10 pm • 3 1 • view
🤣
jun 11, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Where did I put that demon dialer software?
jun 11, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Definitely don't call and be a confused grandma wanting someone to come and fix her internet, or change a lightbulb, or order some groceries. Don't do that
jun 12, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
😊
jun 12, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
Green skin, large black eyes…
jun 12, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
Yup, that's what I saw also. They asked for cookies and my pet gecko.
jun 12, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
Find a pay phone. They exist at bus stations.
jun 11, 2025, 4:20 am • 1 0 • view
Good point! Well, the feds already have a file on me, so one teensy call about spacemen on my porch shouldn't piss them off much more.
jun 11, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 1 • view
get the address for and report Motel a Lago with its special VISA,for immigrants. Cuz there aren't poor Americans in the area who'll work for nothing
jun 11, 2025, 10:48 am • 5 0 • view
True. I just don't want the immigrants to get in trouble.
jun 11, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
See if they will take you. It might be a nice vacation from this hellscape. But call it in first! 😆
jun 12, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view
👍
jun 12, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
Perfect!
jun 11, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
LMFAO!
jun 11, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Google voice and lots of other number covers exist-
jun 12, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
I did not know that. Thank you.
jun 12, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
Why god created auto dial
jun 12, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
Can you leave a message that the ice machine is empty? Maybe someone can fill it up?
jun 12, 2025, 1:43 am • 2 0 • view
Great idea! Gives the Eugene O'Neill play a whole new meaning.
jun 12, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
jun 11, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
That's them!!!
jun 11, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
@dailybeanspod.com 👀
jun 11, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
With a Mexican pilot.
jun 12, 2025, 1:39 am • 2 0 • view
😂
jun 12, 2025, 1:49 am • 2 0 • view
"Thank you for holding, what's your tip?" "ALIENS ARE IN MY COFFEE POT! THEY'RE FORCING ME TO PRAY TO JUAN VALDEZ! AIIIEEEEEEE" *click*
jun 11, 2025, 3:49 pm • 9 0 • view
🤣🤣
jun 11, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
HA!
jun 12, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
#whitehat really needs to step things up. I wonder if Anonymous is working on anything.
jun 11, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 12, 2025, 12:02 am • 4 2 • view
jun 11, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
jun 11, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣
jun 11, 2025, 8:17 am • 1 0 • view
I sure hope one of those damn robocallers doesn't see this.
jun 11, 2025, 9:26 pm • 4 0 • view
😊
jun 11, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd love for scammers to get that number and waste their time. That'd be fucking hilarious 😂
jun 12, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
They may not know that their auto warranty has expired...
jun 12, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
There’s a Trump golf course in LA. Bet they’ve got some illegals there
jun 11, 2025, 3:11 am • 6 0 • view
Yup. Especially the Trump crime family - can't get more illegal than that.
jun 11, 2025, 3:22 am • 3 0 • view
They asked me to take them to our leader, I said just take him...and pointed out a few others just in case
jun 12, 2025, 1:50 am • 2 0 • view
😂
jun 12, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
Why are they taking calls from other countries?
jun 11, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
because the lesson the ruling class learned from the 1900s wasn't that fascism is bad, it's that fascism in one country doesn't work, it needs to be an international project international fascism also won't work, but it's where we're going/are/have been
jun 11, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
They want tips on what they consider illegal immigration from anywhere. I tried the international number and it was out of order.
jun 11, 2025, 9:46 pm • 3 0 • view
🎯
jun 11, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm thinking that your last name isn't Noem. 😊
jun 11, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
God , no
jun 12, 2025, 9:48 am • 1 0 • view
Nice answer!
jun 12, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
High five!! 🤚
jun 11, 2025, 10:03 pm • 1 0 • view
✋
jun 11, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
people have to call this!!!! the menu is the most paranoid thing I've ever heard!!1
jun 11, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Wait. Why are there tip lines for international countries? 🤦🏻♀️
jun 11, 2025, 9:53 am • 2 0 • view
Good question. It's supposed to be for reporting human trafficking, illegal immigration, and terrorism. An international number lets people outside the U.S. report activities to ICE. When I dialed, the number was out of order.
jun 11, 2025, 5:04 pm • 3 0 • view
Took a screenshot of your post. And if you don't mind I'd like to post on another platform.
jun 11, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Sure!
jun 11, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
BTW, I posted it on Instagram!
jun 11, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
👍
jun 11, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks!
jun 11, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 0 • view