sorry I had to record this on my phone like the old person that I am
sorry I had to record this on my phone like the old person that I am
That’s what this deserves
Thank you, I would also have recorded this on my phone.
I keep thinking he's standing in the rain crying bc no one gives a shit.
If doing it like that's wrong then I don't want to be right
Omg this used to be my wedding anniversary. So many benefits to being divorced!!!
That was funny
It's supposedly about the Army's 250th but they keep trying to make it about them. Pathetic.
They have to, or dear leader gets all pouty.
When did he start putting on this terrible country boy accent
He does it whenever he tries to appeal to people living south of I-70 here in Ohio. Most hillbillies I know get offended at such affectations.
Am from Ohio (escaped). Can confirm. Once you hit Grove City, it’s hillbilly for a good stretch
I'm visiting my Dad in Appalachian Ohio for Father's Day. Anyone here who isn't Mexican tends to be a hillbilly.
I cringed so hard I think I hurt myself.
I think the brief for a second running mate was, "Weirder than Pence, more willing to violate the Constitution, with an even more punchable face, and younger, but with less charisma."
dude’s delivery is juuuust like an evangelical preacher, including the awkward self-deprecating “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t show off my wife guy credentials”
He can’t even wife guy properly bc a real wife guy wouldn’t frame this as something he has to do to keep from being hen-pecked.
that’s the pastor energy I’m getting, they’re always talking about how obsessed they are with their hot wives but they have to frame it like “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t say this”
bc they are in the closet and think thats how you perform being straight
Waits for applause after wishing DJT a happy birthday, but didn’t wait after wishing the Army a HB. Also, seemed to avoid naming his wife….
It’s giving Please Clap
Does his wife do anything "for our country?"
Usha, tonight you're the envy of women everywhere. After all, I think we can all agree that every woman longs to be thanked by her husband for what she does for her country.
We don't use the word "smattering" enough in this country.
agreed, in my defense my brain was short-circuiting from delight and I couldn't think or type fast enough to share this
Not to mention "scintilla."
hell, it didn't even reach 'modicum'
'jot' and 'tittle' would like their money back.
Tad waves from the peanut gallery
lol why is he like this oh my stars what a loser
Remiiiiinds me of something youtu.be/yKK2AIHwZpY?...
Jesus, he really has so little charisma
He has the Terry Pratchett coinage, charisn'tma
The fuck she do for our country?
So he thanked his wife for everything she does for our country? "I love ya honey and thank you for everything you do for our country". Was there a pre-"perade" party for all of the cabinet members?
Yes. They sat around and enjoyed high tea and et tiny cucumber sammies. with the upper crusts cut-off like the wannabes they are…
SNORT LAUGH
What a total pathetic loser!
Continues to amaze me how many people debase themselves and wear that same blue blazer/red tie combintion just because Trump does. It's so pathetic.
His wife has the chance to do something incredibly funny today
"It's my wedding anniversary! :D" Dude! Why should we care?!
He shouldn’t remind his wife of the bad decision she made when he’s in the midst of a shit-storm.
Somebody clapping his face please.
One of the most unlikable people, regardless of one’s politics.
Nervously fucking around with my black folder until people clap and I can get the hell out of here
The eyeliner is especially heavy today
Now I know if I piss off members of the armed forces they could murder me (complimentary)
He’s such a couch humping fool ! Read the room jd they don’t like or respect you
JD Vance gives off remarkable levels of Tiny Dick Energy. Is there anywhere to use him to power something? Something admittedly small.
Good gravy! There is more audience reaction from an episode of “Good Times”
(Laughing) I got a bigger hand when I got hit with a Jack Daniels bottle thrown from the upper seats at a Trower concert at Winterland in ‘75
Please tell me you took a swig from it 🤘
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does she feel
Such a fake opportunist
what did he mean by the first half lmao? “Don’t want to stand between soldiers and the main event” idk I’ve been to over a hundred concerts in the last decade and the audience vets have never ganged up to shoot up an opening act, even when the act is this fucking lame 😂
He'd best get used to it.
Also - is this fecker now greying his sideburns to look older and say um presidential?
In fairness, they thought they’d have a crowd big enough people would notice someone clapping.
If flop sweat was a person.
"And thank you for everything you do for our country" was that a sex joke or something?
The most disappointing dip-shit amongst a gaggle of dip-shits in #President-Fuckhead's Regime.
They’ll clap louder if Shitler ever decides to green light JDs lynching. Don’t believe me, ask ex-prancer Mike Pence.
And what is his wife’s name? 😏
He shoulda gotten into a little Bob Mackie number and sung Happy Birthday like Marilyn.
yeah but that eyeliner game is on point can't wait for him to do full drag next I can see it ...he still gonna be boring as shit but a fun cringe watch
please
Did his wife even clap? 🤔
Wierdo.
Pathetic
The failed approximation of human behavior is especially failing up there
Nothing more romantic than reluctantly acknowledging your spouse at your boss's birthday party by saying that you'd "get in trouble" if you didn't
I'd bet money it isn't his anniversary.
A thumb with a beard
People were probably shocked because they understood that saying it was his wedding anniversary was tantamount to upstaging Trump, who loves being the center of attention.
He mentioned his anniversary with the same fervor in which he orders a donut.
He has Backpfeifengesicht: A face that needs punching.
Boring. Not only Vance but the whole charade. I don’t understand why the military didn’t just say no. They didn’t have to do this.
🤣🤣😂
What a loser
Vance’s only enemy is a couch!
JD Vance is juiceless as ever
Lmaooooo
Jeb!
Yep 😂😂😂
His Grandma’s futon will always be his first true love 🥰
🥱
You left out the best part - he thanked his wife for her “service to our country” 😳! Not for her love, not for her companionship, not even for being the higher earner while he was in the Senate. Was this marriage made in a smoke-filled room? in hell? Is there a difference?
They met thanks to Tiger Mom professor Amy Chua. So, yeah.
how much of a chud do you have to be to hold your wedding on the same day of Felon47s birthday?
Tough….room
Crime, perversion, avarice, sociopathy, con artists: These are exactly the qualities t r u m p seeks, because they mirror his own.
A true Hillbilly Elegy. Sad! Especially for that woman he married.
TBF, even Usha didn’t clap at that
Di k head you are married to a brown person that your Amerika hates … the fact that your brown wife is still with you speaks miles to her weakness and both of your pathetic existence … fuck all of you uber hypocritical existence
Fuck you jd fucking as wipe
Notice he didn’t mention her name…
Well yeah. He's addressing a crowd of crazed racists and he's married to a non-white person. I'm surprised he didn't get booed by those lunatics.
His nervous tics with the speech jacket are a tell. He knows he bombing.
Congratulations on his anniversary to him and his lovely couch.
What a lameass shitbag
All the power in the world, and still a loser
did he seriously just thank his wife for her service
exquisite
What a sad cunt.
Who gives a shit? Not even him.
Vance is a dipshit
He should have trotted out the line he's best known for - "Have you ever said 'thank you' even once?" That would have killed.
Same energy
Hehehehehe I have to mention my wife because she'd get mad hahahah happy anniversary wife hahahaa please don't leave me ahhahhahahah
Lastly it's the area code of Columbus Ohio Thank you!
😅🤣😂
WOW, that’s pretty bad!!🤣🤣🤣
👍👍 the American people are disgusted with this administration that’s for sure!!
Only person who cares about his marriage to his couch is the ottoman he's cheating on!
That was pathetic. I expected nothing less.
Thiel and whoever else thinks they can install this soulless feckless ghoul is brain damaged! This country will rise up and wash that shit away!
Another night on the couch
So we ruined Vance's wedding anniversary, too? Oh, waiter, no more cake for me, this is too rich!
What a loser
J Devans
Poor Usha.
She may be just as shitty as he is, ya know. Kinda like Melania.
Happy anniversary… got you a lame wasteful parade nobody asked for except dear leader…
"Thank you for everything you do for our country": what every wife wants to hear from her husband on their wedding anniversary ⚘️
I came to the comments for this. What an absolute douche he is. “Love ya, honey…” 🤢
in any normal relationship this would get the husband a kick in the shins
Thanking his immigrant wife for what she does for the country, meanwhile chasing down and deporting 4 year old girls
please clap
I love us lol
youtu.be/CPaCKKEisiA?...
This is what a married man talks like when he has never been laid
How they don’t mention that is is also Flag Day. 💙🇺🇸💙
Maybe because they’re not sure *whose* flag this day is for. The US Dept of Defense issued this “Flag Day” post, featuring only part of a rumpled up US flag shoved to the side, and TWO representations of the Russian flag featured in an honored position above the DOD seal. bsky.app/profile/riec...
What a deplorable piece of garbage.
Why would clap about his wedding anniversary, it’s not like that”crowd” approves of his wife. p.s. Isn’t six people everyone there?
Loser lmao
C R I N G E
He’s like a flat tire.
He looks as sad as his makeup
They know his wife's an octaroon
JD looks like he's gaining a little bit of stress weight.
I took a public speaking class in college and the one phrase the professor said he never wanted to hear in his class was “without further ado”.
No one gaf about him or his wedding anniversary.
Did anyone yell "WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY A WHITE LADY?" at him?
What a fuckin loser
Was that a uh political assassination joke he just made. . . about *himself*
Fucking pathetic
Only the people who got paid the most clapped… until their checks bounce.
Cringeworthy much?
Loved how he lauded his wife for what she does for our country. Not for him. Not for their family. Somebody slept on ( with) the couch last night.
I love this for him.
Nothing says love like spending your wedding anniversary kissing someone else's ass. I'm sure his wife is just soooooooooooooo in love with him.
"have you ever said thank you" is all i am hearing😆
💯
Was he talking about his human wife, or his couch?
This was a good one😂😂😂😂😂😂
I keep telling myself do not give into temptation and create an AI image/video/song of the couch fucker dressed up like Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to his top. I would go to hell and deserve it.
Mrs Vance divorces her husband immediately and is reborn Into a beautiful lotus flower
Delaying your anniversary celebration so you can kiss your boss' ass is loser behavior. Usha, you can do better!
JD, stop reading. Usha, hello 👀
😆
That is hilarious
What a dill weed.
Oh, dammit, I have the same wedding anniversary as the couchfucker...
Please clap
The memes write themselves
Comparison of NPR footage and fox footage of the podium speeches shows that fox added a false audio cheering/ applause track to their broadcast, just like a sitcom would add a laugh track.
Awkward!
🤮🤮🤮
🤭
JD Vance is so weird that he makes awkward look awkward.
I just got more applause as a drunk lady butchering "Born This Way" at neighborhood bar karaoke than this clown.
Have you heard the way he talks about his wife and her family?
He's spending his wedding anniversary by blowing someone else's spouse-- that's not something to applaud.
Remembering Dan Quayle in a new favorable light when compared to this phony.
True because TACO of the job after he gets promise from his whipping boy he and his family will get pardons.
🤣
Who?
My brain can’t handle this much schadenfreude
Oh man is he in trouble for this anniversary “gift” of sitting through a humid sad pseudo-parade with low energy and awkward displays…
why is there protective glass nobody gonna risk it on that asshat
does he dye just the front parts of his beard?
This seemed like a bad open mic night at the local bar…..
If he was a wrestler, he would have zero heat
On this day he met a very nice futon.
Where should we send condolence cards to Usha? bsky.app/profile/leah...
Wait. What? All she does for what now?
One person clapping in the mic That's was brutal but he deserves nothing more How embarrassing
Republicons are a bunch of stupid losers, going to lose our democracy bcz they won't listen to smart people.
😂😂😂 I’m sure trump will be perfectly fine with him one upping his b day for his anniversary
Political chameleon without ANY core
Had to make it about him. Loser!
The SV dork crew thinks this guy is going to be CEO/King when they push Trump out? Fucking hilarious.
couch fukker has huge jeb bush energy...
He’s so weird
Usha: [laughing hysterically]
Not even the couch.
People might be nervous that his wife and kids will get deported.
What a fuckin wanker.
Not saying Usha is an interesting choice in that remark.
“So let’s lay off the ethnic names here”
“Ooshurh”
My first thought!!
His wife, the deportable alien according to their theory of citizenship.
"My wife, Mrs. JD Vance"
Couch fucker
Well yeah, of course. Mentioning his wedding anniversary just calls to mind the suffering of his poor wife and kids.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
Nobody cares about you, JD!
This shit is sending me
you can hear individual hands doing claps
What is that fake accent he’s trying to do? He kept saying “ya” instead of “you.” That’s not how he sounded before
His wife maybe?