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Leah Reich @leahreich.com

oh my god, JD Vance got up and every time he waited for applause it was like six people clapping and THEN HE SAID TODAY IS HIS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY and barely anyone clapped

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jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 3,627 565

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com

sorry I had to record this on my phone like the old person that I am

jun 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 328 2 • view
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moose @wood-mousse.bsky.social

That’s what this deserves

jun 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 7 0 • view
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Achilles Micawber @achillesthe2nd.bsky.social

Thank you, I would also have recorded this on my phone.

jun 15, 2025, 2:56 am • 2 0 • view
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hexnology.bsky.social @hexnology.bsky.social

I keep thinking he's standing in the rain crying bc no one gives a shit.

jun 15, 2025, 1:28 am • 24 0 • view
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Rocketpilot 🇵🇸 @rocketpilot.xyz

If doing it like that's wrong then I don't want to be right

jun 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 114 0 • view
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Amy Hauer @hauerbrain.bsky.social

Omg this used to be my wedding anniversary. So many benefits to being divorced!!!

jun 15, 2025, 12:59 am • 81 1 • view
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trishus.bsky.social @trishus.bsky.social

That was funny

jun 15, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 0 • view
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OldOhMan @oldohman.bsky.social

It's supposedly about the Army's 250th but they keep trying to make it about them. Pathetic.

jun 15, 2025, 2:07 am • 19 1 • view
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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social

They have to, or dear leader gets all pouty.

jun 15, 2025, 2:41 am • 5 0 • view
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Rich Bradley @richbradley.org

When did he start putting on this terrible country boy accent

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 16 0 • view
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Kat of the 614 @kat021171.bsky.social

He does it whenever he tries to appeal to people living south of I-70 here in Ohio. Most hillbillies I know get offended at such affectations.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 19 0 • view
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RüNER @runer.bsky.social

Am from Ohio (escaped). Can confirm. Once you hit Grove City, it’s hillbilly for a good stretch

jun 15, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Kat of the 614 @kat021171.bsky.social

I'm visiting my Dad in Appalachian Ohio for Father's Day. Anyone here who isn't Mexican tends to be a hillbilly.

jun 15, 2025, 4:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Dudeguypal @dudeguypal.gobirds.online

I cringed so hard I think I hurt myself.

jun 15, 2025, 2:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social

I think the brief for a second running mate was, "Weirder than Pence, more willing to violate the Constitution, with an even more punchable face, and younger, but with less charisma."

jun 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social

dude’s delivery is juuuust like an evangelical preacher, including the awkward self-deprecating “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t show off my wife guy credentials”

jun 15, 2025, 1:11 am • 10 0 • view
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Pixelfish @pixelfish.bsky.social

He can’t even wife guy properly bc a real wife guy wouldn’t frame this as something he has to do to keep from being hen-pecked.

jun 15, 2025, 1:23 am • 10 0 • view
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social

that’s the pastor energy I’m getting, they’re always talking about how obsessed they are with their hot wives but they have to frame it like “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t say this”

jun 15, 2025, 1:26 am • 12 0 • view
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trotter @bobfante.bsky.social

bc they are in the closet and think thats how you perform being straight

jun 15, 2025, 6:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Roldy @alwaysroldy.bsky.social

Waits for applause after wishing DJT a happy birthday, but didn’t wait after wishing the Army a HB. Also, seemed to avoid naming his wife….

jun 15, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Career-Obsessed Banshee @edenwillow.bsky.social

It’s giving Please Clap

jun 15, 2025, 2:00 am • 2 0 • view
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DiscordianStooge @discordianstooge.bsky.social

Does his wife do anything "for our country?"

jun 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Full of Sighs @qzyrdr.bsky.social

Usha, tonight you're the envy of women everywhere. After all, I think we can all agree that every woman longs to be thanked by her husband for what she does for her country.

jun 15, 2025, 1:57 am • 17 0 • view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social

We don't use the word "smattering" enough in this country.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 48 0 • view
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com

agreed, in my defense my brain was short-circuiting from delight and I couldn't think or type fast enough to share this

jun 15, 2025, 2:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social

Not to mention "scintilla."

jun 15, 2025, 2:40 am • 20 0 • view
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Simon Petrie (he/him) @fomalhaut451.bsky.social

hell, it didn't even reach 'modicum'

jun 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 11 0 • view
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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social

'jot' and 'tittle' would like their money back.

jun 15, 2025, 4:15 am • 6 0 • view
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Carl Forde 🇨🇦 @cforde.github.io

Tad waves from the peanut gallery

jun 15, 2025, 4:49 am • 5 0 • view
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mr. derp @fastenoughforyou.bsky.social

lol why is he like this oh my stars what a loser

jun 15, 2025, 3:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Brian Ingram @brianeyescienceguy.bsky.social

Remiiiiinds me of something youtu.be/yKK2AIHwZpY?...

jun 15, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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dona 🍤🥔 @aldonanana.bsky.social

Jesus, he really has so little charisma

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 28 0 • view
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Ruth E @caraeilis.bsky.social

He has the Terry Pratchett coinage, charisn'tma

jun 15, 2025, 1:00 am • 40 2 • view
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WhatAimeeWrites @whataimeewrites.bsky.social

The fuck she do for our country?

jun 15, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dawgsrool @dawgsrool.bsky.social

So he thanked his wife for everything she does for our country? "I love ya honey and thank you for everything you do for our country". Was there a pre-"perade" party for all of the cabinet members?

jun 15, 2025, 5:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Pips! @pips312.bsky.social

Yes. They sat around and enjoyed high tea and et tiny cucumber sammies. with the upper crusts cut-off like the wannabes they are…

jun 15, 2025, 5:50 am • 2 0 • view
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SuzyCoed.bsky.social @suzycoed.bsky.social

SNORT LAUGH

jun 15, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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sudgr8.bsky.social @sudgr8.bsky.social

What a total pathetic loser!

jun 15, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
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littlenomad @littlenomad.bsky.social

Continues to amaze me how many people debase themselves and wear that same blue blazer/red tie combintion just because Trump does. It's so pathetic.

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 35 1 • view
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Hellish Children @hellishchildren.bsky.social

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jun 15, 2025, 3:45 am • 40 2 • view
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craig (derogatory) @craigisonline.bsky.social

incredible

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jun 15, 2025, 5:18 am • 14 1 • view
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Matatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social

His wife has the chance to do something incredibly funny today

jun 15, 2025, 12:36 am • 19 2 • view
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Paiix (🌙) @paiixofthepack.bsky.social

"It's my wedding anniversary! :D" Dude! Why should we care?!

jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
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rastafreedom.bsky.social @rastafreedom.bsky.social

He shouldn’t remind his wife of the bad decision she made when he’s in the midst of a shit-storm.

jun 15, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Dani Espectador 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇪🇺 #7291 @yporai.bsky.social

Somebody clapping his face please.

jun 15, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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kebidoor.bsky.social @kebidoor.bsky.social

One of the most unlikable people, regardless of one’s politics.

jun 15, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Silphium🌹 @infinitejeff.bsky.social

Nervously fucking around with my black folder until people clap and I can get the hell out of here

jun 15, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Irene Adler @ireneadlercal.bsky.social

The eyeliner is especially heavy today

jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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America. Online 🍉🌻🌈 @bangatank.bsky.social

Now I know if I piss off members of the armed forces they could murder me (complimentary)

jun 15, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
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HesSoCrazy 🇺🇦 @hesocrazy.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
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talgje56.bsky.social @talgje56.bsky.social

He’s such a couch humping fool ! Read the room jd they don’t like or respect you

jun 15, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Olympic Douche @sackleywhistle.bsky.social

JD Vance gives off remarkable levels of Tiny Dick Energy. Is there anywhere to use him to power something? Something admittedly small.

jun 15, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill Walko @billwalko.bsky.social

Good gravy! There is more audience reaction from an episode of “Good Times”

jun 15, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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MyLastSoberDuck @bammacdduck.bsky.social

(Laughing) I got a bigger hand when I got hit with a Jack Daniels bottle thrown from the upper seats at a Trower concert at Winterland in ‘75

jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 35 2 • view
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HesSoCrazy 🇺🇦 @hesocrazy.bsky.social

Please tell me you took a swig from it 🤘

jun 15, 2025, 2:05 am • 9 0 • view
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Commander⚓ @commander42.bsky.social

😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Pink Boots @pinkboots.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Anthony penelli @tpenelli.bsky.social

How does she feel

jun 15, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hugh Jásole @hughjasole.bsky.social

Such a fake opportunist

jun 15, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
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it’s go time @lwr3628.bsky.social

what did he mean by the first half lmao? “Don’t want to stand between soldiers and the main event” idk I’ve been to over a hundred concerts in the last decade and the audience vets have never ganged up to shoot up an opening act, even when the act is this fucking lame 😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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bbbbruce.bsky.social @bbbbruce.bsky.social

He'd best get used to it.

jun 15, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
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bbbbruce.bsky.social @bbbbruce.bsky.social

Also - is this fecker now greying his sideburns to look older and say um presidential?

jun 15, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Tony O'Neill @keptman42.bsky.social

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Trish Paton @trishpaton.bsky.social

In fairness, they thought they’d have a crowd big enough people would notice someone clapping.

jun 15, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social

If flop sweat was a person.

jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 241 4 • view
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Jay Dee @juliusdiamond.bsky.social

"And thank you for everything you do for our country" was that a sex joke or something?

jun 15, 2025, 12:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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arcstrike.bsky.social @arcstrike.bsky.social

The most disappointing dip-shit amongst a gaggle of dip-shits in #President-Fuckhead's Regime.

jun 15, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Enemy Within @blunami2026.bsky.social

They’ll clap louder if Shitler ever decides to green light JDs lynching. Don’t believe me, ask ex-prancer Mike Pence.

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Virgotex @virgotex.bsky.social

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crochetcat @crochetcat.bsky.social

And what is his wife’s name? 😏

jun 15, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Randal Cooper @fancycwabs.bsky.social

He shoulda gotten into a little Bob Mackie number and sung Happy Birthday like Marilyn.

jun 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Milan Asanović @milanasanovic.bsky.social

yeah but that eyeliner game is on point can't wait for him to do full drag next I can see it ...he still gonna be boring as shit but a fun cringe watch

jun 15, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Dude @coloradodude.bsky.social

please

jun 15, 2025, 12:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Linda Childers @chilwriter.bsky.social

Did his wife even clap? 🤔

jun 15, 2025, 4:58 am • 1 0 • view
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sjeary.bsky.social @sjeary.bsky.social

Wierdo.

jun 15, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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BunJenn @bunjenn.bsky.social

Pathetic

jun 15, 2025, 6:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Pete Bernardin @bernardinpete.bsky.social

The failed approximation of human behavior is especially failing up there

jun 15, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
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ellie maybe @ellie.thecancellations.com

Nothing more romantic than reluctantly acknowledging your spouse at your boss's birthday party by saying that you'd "get in trouble" if you didn't

jun 15, 2025, 3:18 am • 30 0 • view
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peteaitch.bsky.social @peteaitch.bsky.social

I'd bet money it isn't his anniversary.

jun 15, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Liz H @liz914.bsky.social

A thumb with a beard

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Seriously...really? @nobodylikedit.bsky.social

People were probably shocked because they understood that saying it was his wedding anniversary was tantamount to upstaging Trump, who loves being the center of attention.

jun 15, 2025, 2:13 am • 8 0 • view
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Mindy @charliedog.bsky.social

He mentioned his anniversary with the same fervor in which he orders a donut.

jun 15, 2025, 3:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Badgerisland @badgerisland.bsky.social

He has Backpfeifengesicht: A face that needs punching.

jun 15, 2025, 2:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Adriana Delaney @adrianadelaney.bsky.social

Boring. Not only Vance but the whole charade. I don’t understand why the military didn’t just say no. They didn’t have to do this.

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 2 0 • view
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evejbert.bsky.social @evejbert.bsky.social

🤣🤣😂

jun 15, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
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MoonChild 🌙 @jdmoon.bsky.social

What a loser

jun 15, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Dolly Madison @dollymad1812.bsky.social

Vance’s only enemy is a couch!

jun 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Country Over 🎉 Party 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social

JD Vance is juiceless as ever

jun 15, 2025, 2:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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JB @jbjhawk.bsky.social

Lmaooooo

jun 15, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Philip Bagley @pb102.bsky.social

Jeb!

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 6 1 • view
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groovetime.bsky.social @groovetime.bsky.social

Yep 😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
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SoCalSteve @socalsarcasm.bsky.social

His Grandma’s futon will always be his first true love 🥰

jun 15, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
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The Dapper Diner @thedapperdiner.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Scotto @lakestograpes.bsky.social

🥱

jun 15, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
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eobaltimore.bsky.social @eobaltimore.bsky.social

You left out the best part - he thanked his wife for her “service to our country” 😳! Not for her love, not for her companionship, not even for being the higher earner while he was in the Senate. Was this marriage made in a smoke-filled room? in hell? Is there a difference?

jun 15, 2025, 2:33 am • 31 0 • view
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Wanda @itswanda.bsky.social

They met thanks to Tiger Mom professor Amy Chua. So, yeah.

jun 15, 2025, 3:05 am • 12 0 • view
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greebo 🍊 @orangerrific.bsky.social

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Steel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social

how much of a chud do you have to be to hold your wedding on the same day of Felon47s birthday?

jun 15, 2025, 3:04 am • 2 0 • view
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RobertCalifornia816@bsky.social @rjharris816.bsky.social

Tough….room

jun 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 3 0 • view
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Asterix @m-asterix.bsky.social

Crime, perversion, avarice, sociopathy, con artists: These are exactly the qualities t r u m p seeks, because they mirror his own.

jun 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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onlyspumoni.bsky.social @onlyspumoni.bsky.social

A true Hillbilly Elegy. Sad! Especially for that woman he married.

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Jim @jimc5.bsky.social

TBF, even Usha didn’t clap at that

jun 15, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
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NYC2PSP @nyctopsp.bsky.social

Di k head you are married to a brown person that your Amerika hates … the fact that your brown wife is still with you speaks miles to her weakness and both of your pathetic existence … fuck all of you uber hypocritical existence

jun 15, 2025, 7:23 am • 3 0 • view
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NYC2PSP @nyctopsp.bsky.social

Fuck you jd fucking as wipe

jun 15, 2025, 7:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike Trapani @trap1305.bsky.social

Notice he didn’t mention her name…

jun 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 7 0 • view
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SudoHero @sudohero.bsky.social

Well yeah. He's addressing a crowd of crazed racists and he's married to a non-white person. I'm surprised he didn't get booed by those lunatics.

jun 15, 2025, 4:54 am • 4 0 • view
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Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social

His nervous tics with the speech jacket are a tell. He knows he bombing.

jun 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 3 0 • view
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Degenerate artist @johnalees.bsky.social

Congratulations on his anniversary to him and his lovely couch.

jun 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Lo-rah 🫀 @pastbriton.bsky.social

What a lameass shitbag

jun 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 3 0 • view
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Kid @crybabykid.bsky.social

All the power in the world, and still a loser

jun 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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gas station nachos @terriblenachos.bsky.social

did he seriously just thank his wife for her service

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 16 0 • view
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jagosaurus @jagosaurus.bsky.social

exquisite

jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Robert Rouse @rousemedieval.bsky.social

What a sad cunt.

jun 15, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
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MiaNJ ❌👑 @rosemarynj.bsky.social

Who gives a shit? Not even him.

jun 15, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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flyfella.bsky.social @flyfella.bsky.social

Vance is a dipshit

jun 15, 2025, 9:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social

He should have trotted out the line he's best known for - "Have you ever said 'thank you' even once?" That would have killed.

jun 15, 2025, 12:49 am • 19 0 • view
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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social

Same energy

jun 15, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Lenny ❤️ Pawpaws @forageknoxville.com

Hehehehehe I have to mention my wife because she'd get mad hahahah happy anniversary wife hahahaa please don't leave me ahhahhahahah

jun 15, 2025, 2:34 am • 2 0 • view
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tallboy66.bsky.social @tallboy66.bsky.social

Lastly it's the area code of Columbus Ohio Thank you!

jun 15, 2025, 12:36 am • 11 0 • view
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Dwight (not the country singer) 🇨🇦 🦋 @drybsky.bsky.social

😅🤣😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Tamera Wise @wisewonders.bsky.social

WOW, that’s pretty bad!!🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 1:18 am • 4 0 • view
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co201719.bsky.social @co201719.bsky.social

👍👍 the American people are disgusted with this administration that’s for sure!!

jun 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
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DGil: First Steps @dgil.bsky.social

Only person who cares about his marriage to his couch is the ottoman he's cheating on!

jun 15, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Uncle Beans @unclebeans63.bsky.social

That was pathetic. I expected nothing less.

jun 15, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Saltygirl312 @saltygirl312.bsky.social

Thiel and whoever else thinks they can install this soulless feckless ghoul is brain damaged! This country will rise up and wash that shit away!

jun 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 14 0 • view
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Matthew Spillane @spillanemj.bsky.social

Another night on the couch

jun 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Yes, THAT Mags @mags2riches.bsky.social

So we ruined Vance's wedding anniversary, too? Oh, waiter, no more cake for me, this is too rich!

jun 15, 2025, 5:01 am • 7 0 • view
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Michael Castro 💙 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇺🇸 @mcastro375.bsky.social

What a loser

jun 15, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Alice Lastname @jennyoldstones.bsky.social

J Devans

jun 15, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
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payne588 @payne588.bsky.social

Poor Usha.

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Rebecca @libertyunderpants.bsky.social

She may be just as shitty as he is, ya know. Kinda like Melania.

jun 15, 2025, 2:09 am • 6 0 • view
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Chrissy @chrissy5013.bsky.social

Happy anniversary… got you a lame wasteful parade nobody asked for except dear leader…

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 11 0 • view
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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social

Usha, honey,

Well, you get what you settle for. From Thelma and Louise
jun 15, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Gayle Roberts @gayle24.bsky.social

"Thank you for everything you do for our country": what every wife wants to hear from her husband on their wedding anniversary ⚘️

jun 15, 2025, 12:57 am • 74 0 • view
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Lisa G @woenellie.bsky.social

I came to the comments for this. What an absolute douche he is. “Love ya, honey…” 🤢

jun 15, 2025, 2:30 am • 12 0 • view
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Papakila Please Send 🧧🥔🙏🏼 @papakila.bsky.social

in any normal relationship this would get the husband a kick in the shins

jun 15, 2025, 1:53 am • 4 0 • view
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Mariah @firenzefair.bsky.social

Thanking his immigrant wife for what she does for the country, meanwhile chasing down and deporting 4 year old girls

jun 15, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Diane with the croppy jackey (snake arc) 🐍 @blopeep.bsky.social

please clap

jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 126 2 • view
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Lisa Loeb @stewardn.bsky.social

I love us lol

jun 15, 2025, 1:29 am • 11 0 • view
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Mark Pritchard 🏳️‍🌈 @markpritchard.bsky.social

youtu.be/CPaCKKEisiA?...

jun 15, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social

From 1941 “Who goes Nazi?”

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jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 8 0 • view
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Turd Ferguson @landlockedtuna.bsky.social

This is what a married man talks like when he has never been laid

jun 15, 2025, 6:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

How they don’t mention that is is also Flag Day. 💙🇺🇸💙

jun 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 95 0 • view
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FanOfWalt @fanofwalt.bsky.social

Maybe because they’re not sure *whose* flag this day is for. The US Dept of Defense issued this “Flag Day” post, featuring only part of a rumpled up US flag shoved to the side, and TWO representations of the Russian flag featured in an honored position above the DOD seal. bsky.app/profile/riec...

jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 86 11 • view
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tbluvoter @tbluvoter.bsky.social

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jun 15, 2025, 2:41 am • 29 3 • view
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sws1972.bsky.social @sws1972.bsky.social

What a deplorable piece of garbage.

jun 15, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
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welverin @welverin.bsky.social

Why would clap about his wedding anniversary, it’s not like that”crowd” approves of his wife. p.s. Isn’t six people everyone there?

jun 15, 2025, 3:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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mrbeavv.gobeavs.app @mrbeavv.gobeavs.app

Loser lmao

jun 15, 2025, 1:35 am • 4 0 • view
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Andrea Kuszewski @andreakuszewski.bsky.social

C R I N G E

jun 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 3 0 • view
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reneedodson.bsky.social @reneedodson.bsky.social

He’s like a flat tire.

jun 15, 2025, 5:26 am • 3 0 • view
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schwartzmatt81.bsky.social @schwartzmatt81.bsky.social

He looks as sad as his makeup

jun 15, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Mark Sanders @citizen-sanders.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Jesse @relooreloo.bsky.social

They know his wife's an octaroon

jun 15, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
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ffswtf.bsky.social @ffswtf.bsky.social

JD looks like he's gaining a little bit of stress weight.

jun 15, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Islam in the back of my Dragula @herzogshoe.bsky.social

I took a public speaking class in college and the one phrase the professor said he never wanted to hear in his class was “without further ado”.

jun 15, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Karen’s not a Karen @kt2690.bsky.social

No one gaf about him or his wedding anniversary.

jun 15, 2025, 1:58 am • 6 0 • view
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ohchrist.bsky.social @ohchrist.bsky.social

Did anyone yell "WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY A WHITE LADY?" at him?

jun 15, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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inresponse.bsky.social @inresponse.bsky.social

What a fuckin loser

jun 15, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social

Was that a uh political assassination joke he just made. . . about *himself*

jun 15, 2025, 2:39 am • 4 0 • view
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joekurt.bsky.social @joekurt.bsky.social

Fucking pathetic

jun 15, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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abigguitar @klearnote.com

Only the people who got paid the most clapped… until their checks bounce.

jun 15, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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mrcbioteacher.bsky.social @mrcbioteacher.bsky.social

Cringeworthy much?

jun 15, 2025, 11:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Georgiana @peachdiva.bsky.social

Loved how he lauded his wife for what she does for our country. Not for him. Not for their family. Somebody slept on ( with) the couch last night.

jun 15, 2025, 3:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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Wayne Fryback @waynefryback.bsky.social

I love this for him.

jun 15, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Duda @jeffdudaphdco.bsky.social

Nothing says love like spending your wedding anniversary kissing someone else's ass. I'm sure his wife is just soooooooooooooo in love with him.

jun 15, 2025, 5:10 am • 6 0 • view
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Neeraj @khagolnomy.space

"have you ever said thank you" is all i am hearing😆

jun 15, 2025, 4:03 am • 9 0 • view
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Suzy @blondiegirl.bsky.social

💯

jun 15, 2025, 4:05 am • 3 0 • view
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GymelefDragon @cthonicdragon.bsky.social

Was he talking about his human wife, or his couch?

jun 15, 2025, 3:11 am • 4 1 • view
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itswildouthere.bsky.social @itswildouthere.bsky.social

This was a good one😂😂😂😂😂😂

jun 15, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Craig Winston @craigwinston.bsky.social

I keep telling myself do not give into temptation and create an AI image/video/song of the couch fucker dressed up like Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to his top. I would go to hell and deserve it.

jun 15, 2025, 1:53 am • 8 0 • view
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Orion ⚧️ @fawxdraws.bsky.social

Mrs Vance divorces her husband immediately and is reborn Into a beautiful lotus flower

jun 15, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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seminarstar.bsky.social @seminarstar.bsky.social

Delaying your anniversary celebration so you can kiss your boss' ass is loser behavior. Usha, you can do better!

jun 15, 2025, 12:56 am • 16 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

JD, stop reading. Usha, hello 👀

jun 15, 2025, 1:04 am • 5 0 • view
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seminarstar.bsky.social @seminarstar.bsky.social

😆

jun 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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yzerplan2028.bsky.social @yzerplan2028.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Matt Rowan @veryrealbatman.bsky.social

That is hilarious

jun 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Hollis @beeheaded.bsky.social

What a dill weed.

jun 15, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Joshua, who makes things @joshuaf.bsky.social

Oh, dammit, I have the same wedding anniversary as the couchfucker...

jun 15, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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kaypeapod.bsky.social @kaypeapod.bsky.social

Please clap

jun 15, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
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BigFatSammiches @widespreadcards.bsky.social

The memes write themselves

jun 15, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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alphanerd1.bsky.social @alphanerd1.bsky.social

Comparison of NPR footage and fox footage of the podium speeches shows that fox added a false audio cheering/ applause track to their broadcast, just like a sitcom would add a laugh track.

jun 16, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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mira1980.bsky.social @mira1980.bsky.social

Awkward!

jun 15, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
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M Wallace Green @mwallacegreen.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮

jun 15, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

🤭

jun 15, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Cincinnatus @cincinnatuscos460.bsky.social

JD Vance is so weird that he makes awkward look awkward.

jun 15, 2025, 9:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Karen @karen173.bsky.social

I just got more applause as a drunk lady butchering "Born This Way" at neighborhood bar karaoke than this clown.

jun 15, 2025, 3:23 am • 4 0 • view
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Our Lady of Perpetual Disappointment @rkfatheree.bsky.social

Have you heard the way he talks about his wife and her family?

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
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SilentSnerk @silentsnerk.bsky.social

He's spending his wedding anniversary by blowing someone else's spouse-- that's not something to applaud.

jun 15, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Brian Halpin @bjhbrian.bsky.social

Remembering Dan Quayle in a new favorable light when compared to this phony.

jun 15, 2025, 4:05 am • 8 0 • view
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Mark Bergeron @markbergeron.bsky.social

The next president of the United States, this fucking guy

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jun 15, 2025, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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pissedoffoldytdude.bsky.social @pissedoffoldytdude.bsky.social

True because TACO of the job after he gets promise from his whipping boy he and his family will get pardons.

jun 16, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael @blahai.bsky.social

🤣

jun 15, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
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shiftyclown.bsky.social @shiftyclown.bsky.social

Who?

jun 15, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social

My brain can’t handle this much schadenfreude

jun 15, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
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John Burnham @virginiafrog.bsky.social

Oh man is he in trouble for this anniversary “gift” of sitting through a humid sad pseudo-parade with low energy and awkward displays…

jun 15, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
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donaldduck69.bsky.social @donaldduck69.bsky.social

why is there protective glass nobody gonna risk it on that asshat

jun 15, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Barbara Judd @barbarajkittens.bsky.social

does he dye just the front parts of his beard?

jun 15, 2025, 4:57 am • 2 0 • view
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thebeag.bsky.social @thebeag.bsky.social

This seemed like a bad open mic night at the local bar…..

jun 15, 2025, 12:44 am • 3 0 • view
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Jay Baller @jay-baller-reborn.bsky.social

If he was a wrestler, he would have zero heat

jun 15, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Furbyfiend 🍉 @interknight.bsky.social

On this day he met a very nice futon.

jun 15, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Siamese Cats #BoycottElSalvador 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦💯 @siamesecats.bsky.social

Where should we send condolence cards to Usha? bsky.app/profile/leah...

jun 15, 2025, 2:06 am • 3 1 • view
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His Future 2nd Wife @5forfighting.bsky.social

Wait. What? All she does for what now?

jun 15, 2025, 2:04 am • 5 0 • view
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BlackBiJewess @blackbijewess.bsky.social

One person clapping in the mic That's was brutal but he deserves nothing more How embarrassing

jun 15, 2025, 5:30 am • 3 0 • view
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This Is Bad, Really Bad @wendyreed.bsky.social

Republicons are a bunch of stupid losers, going to lose our democracy bcz they won't listen to smart people.

jun 15, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 0 • view
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OCDP drummer boy @kevindrumdude.bsky.social

😂😂😂 I’m sure trump will be perfectly fine with him one upping his b day for his anniversary

jun 15, 2025, 7:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Reinhard_w @reinhardwitiak.bsky.social

Political chameleon without ANY core

jun 15, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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DeeJay Alex @deejayalex.ca

Had to make it about him. Loser!

jun 15, 2025, 1:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Not Again @vortex3.bsky.social

The SV dork crew thinks this guy is going to be CEO/King when they push Trump out? Fucking hilarious.

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Art Martin @gartmartin9.bsky.social

couch fukker has huge jeb bush energy...

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Blue Dott @bluedott13.bsky.social

He’s so weird

jun 15, 2025, 1:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social

Usha: [laughing hysterically]

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 84 1 • view
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nissmax.bsky.social @nissmax.bsky.social

Not even the couch.

jun 15, 2025, 12:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Andy Cohen @ac-californian.bsky.social

People might be nervous that his wife and kids will get deported.

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Snarky McSnarkerson @dr0923.bsky.social

What a fuckin wanker.

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Van Owen @sobvo.bsky.social

Not saying Usha is an interesting choice in that remark.

jun 15, 2025, 12:35 am • 59 0 • view
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Meghan @meghanclare.bsky.social

“So let’s lay off the ethnic names here”

jun 15, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social

“Ooshurh”

jun 15, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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SJ Doyle @suzjdoyle.bsky.social

My first thought!!

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeevmon @jeevmon.bsky.social

His wife, the deportable alien according to their theory of citizenship.

jun 15, 2025, 2:04 am • 6 0 • view
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Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social

"My wife, Mrs. JD Vance"

jun 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 52 3 • view
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Jonathan Branch @thejdbranch.bsky.social

Couch fucker

jun 15, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Drew Kadel @drewkadel.bsky.social

Well yeah, of course. Mentioning his wedding anniversary just calls to mind the suffering of his poor wife and kids.

jun 15, 2025, 12:56 am • 2 0 • view
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stuckatthisbit @stuckatthisbit.bsky.social

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 7 1 • view
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Sara Foss @sarafoss.bsky.social

Nobody cares about you, JD!

jun 15, 2025, 12:55 am • 3 0 • view
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SmilingRazberri @smilingrazberri.bsky.social

This shit is sending me

jun 15, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com

you can hear individual hands doing claps

jun 15, 2025, 7:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Athenaknits @theparthecraft.bsky.social

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CatLady Lil @catladylil.bsky.social

What is that fake accent he’s trying to do? He kept saying “ya” instead of “you.” That’s not how he sounded before

jun 15, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Eric Leitzen @ericleitzen.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 30 0 • view
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rethinkx.bsky.social @rethinkx.bsky.social

His wife maybe?

jun 15, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view