He posted just in time for the evening news reports everywhere

OHHHH SHIT!!!

It looks like trump has finally pissed Putin off, and Putin gave the order to Musk to release the lions.

No, this was all Muskkk all by himself. He's been working up to it for days, with his hurted feefees and an increasingly massive case of the pouts.

Too funny.

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

The earrings are off.

Wish we could just drop them both on a deserted island somewhere & forget they ever existed

The pacific garbage patch is sort of an island.....

Perfect!

And quite lovely this time of year I hear!

El Salvador

😆

I do believe, Mrs. Bowers, that you are correct in your observation. I reckon, some cold iced tea with homemade biscuits and jelly would be a right nice way to enjoy this show. 💛💛

Pie throwing! youtu.be/QzOs4PX7UMs?...

Well it everybody already knows. Trump has been a rapist for a long time ! There are too many girls And until his daughter proves it. The fact is why Elon became close to him knowing it is true 🙄🤮🤮🤮

You're talking about someone whose stepsister is also the mother of his half-brother. Come on now - there are no standards in the Musk line.

That was already public knowledge from the original hearings.

Kinda mean giving us false hope...🤣

First check every morning

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're kidding! We had no idea. Why thank you for such a shocking truth bomb.

So we all have heard the whispers, so now Musk is the time to bring on the proof.

Musk is scapegoat for Trump. Musk can now be blamed for most of the mess Trump enabled Musk to perpetrate. It's transparent. They promised transparency and it's pretty easy to see through all of their machinations.

I actually laughed out loud on this one (and yes, I know I'm old and could've just replied with LOL)

I doubt the other billionaires will learn anything from this. Will it be Bezos wearing giant stupid hats in the oval office next? Maybe that dickhead Zuckerberg can be the head of the next made up government agency.

Battle of the Wieners

So it's a very Itty bitty battle? 🤏

The timing is so curious.🤔 It's almost like Putin is cutting trump loose after Ukraine successfully pulled off Spiderweb and trump didn't know about it to pass on the warning.

It was said that Musk was Putin's "minder" for Trump. To keep him on the Russian payroll so to speak. I heard that Musk would never leave unless Putin withdrew him. Well, maybe Putin doesn't trust Musk or sees that Musk has lost influence over Trump. Now Putin withdraws Musk as unnecessary.

Lol and a bit more

*snort laughter*😆

2 drug addicts CAN'T stay silent (& 1 lunatic) plus both extreme narcissists when fueding! This is gonna be epic!! They would seriously HAVE TO TAKE THEIR PHONES AWAY! 😅🤣😂

Elon should head HOME then tell us something we all know!

How do we know of his tweets r legit?

archive.is/SDjq1

www.snopes.com/fact-check/e...

bsky.app/profile/thom...

Consider crediting the book's author, Rick Wilson

Which begs the question; what the fuck is wrong with those people?

#ETTD

Very few people thought these two giga-egos would last, each stealing the limelight the other just assumed they possessed by sheer privilege.

Eventually the less privileged, the disadvantaged, the workers and those relying on social support rise up. History repeats and repeats….. we never learn 🤷‍♂️

Oh my!

Ooh, they’ve taken out their earrings!

Why did the Musketeer think we didn't all ready know that from the very first photo of Donnie and Jeffy? Next Musky will let it slip Donnie has sex with strippers.

Waiting for the real bomb, election.

Actually no big surprise. Good to have it confirmed though.

But honestly is anyone surprised by that statement?

That is not a bomb. Anyone with half a brain figured he was in the Epstein files. I would bet on it.

I'm reading MAGA answers... LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 My abs are literally in pain for the laughter... 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Say..... Didn't Elon recently have access to pretty much ALL the computers?

That was my first thought. Even if Deep State Kash Patel is covering it up, the Dogebags either have or will have access shortly.

I wonder how many Doge-boys are gonna end up in CECOT.

Earrings off

THE BEST MEME EVER⬆️⬆️

We know, Levon. We know. I think you’re pissed that you were left out

But we already knew that- it’s the same of crap- I’m more interested In his claim that he helped Trump win the election-what exactly did he mean by that

so, how many divorces will this make? LOL

Heinz stock is soaring. 🤣

Unless you've been living under a rock, you already knew the Fat Bastard is a criminal, rapist and pedophile!!! But hey, that is the Republican Party!

I loved Nelsan Ellis. He died too soon.

I love that he improvised that!

We all need waaaaayyyyyy more Lafayette in our lives. 💜💜💜

It has been way too long since the last time I watched this scene.

What show is this from?

True Blood

They both wear wigs, right?

Does this mean the useless imported bigoted pendejo will no longer be allowed into Cabinet meetings?

Toupee snatching

When it gets to wife-swapping please let me know 🍿

After wig.....take off shoes!

🥸😆

Truth⤴️

I bought 2 t-shirts that said, "It's like Watergate, but with morons" during Cheetolini's first term. The only people that got it, were the ones that lived through it. It was quite accurate for term 45. This time around, the entire GOP is in on it. It's SO MUCH WORSE.

Agreed. I remember my neighbor saying, how bad can it get with his 2nd term? Well. . . . 😠

For every TRUTH from Elon; BUY A TESLA! Help him save his business as a trade for SAVING OUR COUNTRY!

I totally love this story line.

The most Duh…statement ever.

Ahh, Elon, such a genius to tell us something we already assumed. Goes to show that being a billionaire doesn’t always have much to do with intelligence.

Captain combover vs Major hair plugs

😂😂😂

Herr Plugs 😄

2nd winner of the internet today! Congratulations!

I thank you

Tell us something we didn't know. Anyone else think this big "the-bromance-is-over" thing has to do with boosting sales of Tesla cars and cyber trucks? Don't fall for it.

They won’t care. It will change not one MAGA mind

Still gonna be a problem though. Splits MAGA in half

Hope you are correct, but there have been vile accusations that would destroy others. Somehow Trump is okay. Beyond believable.

TFG is okay? We don't know that! Muskkk has some seriously nasty ammo in his pocket . . .

Maybe we’ll finally see DJT’s tax returns.😉

Or his actual grades and IQ

With MAGA Math™️ “split in half” means twice as many being twice as stupid.

Or quarters

I don’t think so, unfortunately. MAGA will just go back to hating Elon like they did before.

Nope.... the MAGAts will stay with their orange mesiah.

Hell hath no fury like a co-President scorned.

🤣🤣🤣

The White House just reached its Critical Mass.

Critical mess

This isnt news, its plainly obvious

Of course he's in the Epstein Files. They were friends for years. Who can forget, " He also likes younger women and even a little younger than me.?

Just a pre-planned distraction.

I’m hoping they agree to a duel. Cheesecake and TACO

Pass the popcorn! And go grab me a beer! This is getting really good.🍿 😋

🤣

Just wait til Elon takes his hoop earing off!!!

Everyone already know's that tRump was Epstein's "wing man"! There are video's and photo's of it!

Is anyone on X watching this in real time?

Bearnie on a stoop!!!! I effin love you brought this back 🤪🤪

they are in cahoots. too much dirt on each other. I don’t buy that the love affair is over.

Give it time.

love this gif for the clip-on earrings! 😆

RIP...

Put the two of them in a locked room for 5 minutes, broadcast on pay per view and the proceeds go to veterans!

Oh he’ll just have his secretary of education set up a match.

Next on Celebrity Deathmatch Pay-Per-View…

I can’t see either of them having the ability to do jack shit in that situation.

It would likely be a Simpsons-esque nasal, wimpy slapfest. With “Nya! Nya!” punctuating the brief pauses of pallid, squishy flesh having at each other.

Exactly, a lot of people would pay to see that!

JD watching from the sidelines 🤷‍♂️ on his couch of course 🙃

10 seconds of grappling then Dr.s have to come stabalize them.

They just need to fuck already and get it over with.

Oh thanks, now I will never get that thought out of my head! 🤢

If this were 1825, they'd settle this with duelling pistols at dawn.

🤗

And all during pride month 🫣

Wait a minute... Taco is in the Epstein files??? You hear that, MAGAts? Shocking revelation!

I think that shut tRump's mouth. He's steaming now planning revenge.

Time to get another kid on a slanted roof.

I doubt they'll play that song again. They just needed it for the election.

And given the amount of power he has over the budget Elon should be quiet for a few minutes. Because if he wants, those contracts that make Elon rich are gone. Forever...

Nah Elon will sue that they were taken away unfairly… which is ironic bc they were given to him based on quid pro quo with Trump… and he’ll probably win..

Cancelling all my appointments and ordering buckets of popcorn. This is going to be fascinating.

That’s right.

🤣

Trump and Musk are like two scorpions in a jar. I knew it would end this way. Now, it's time to sit back and enjoy it.

Oh we knew this divorce would be War of the Roses nasty. I hope they are each other’s downfall.

I hope they

We need more popcorn for this!

Ooooo....

Is this real? Did Elon tweet this?

I’m sure MAGATs don’t care. They’d probably be jealous of 45.

I couldn’t care less about that. I want to hear how Elon used Starlink to rig the swing states in trump’s favor.

Can he incriminate Trump without incriminating himself? Big question at this point in his drug-induced decline, how much self-preservation does he have left?

Are you kidding me? Musk being the richest man on Earth means he’s the main beneficiary of our two-tier justice system. I predict Elmo rolling over on Donnie in Senate hearings real soon. Bring it, Elmo! It’s the only fucking way you’ll even come close to redeeming yourself!!

Hard for me to imagine how this ends. Musk has $ but Trump has incredible network of powerful friends (including most of the Supreme Court) and power of the presidency. Going to be like dinosaurs battling each other in 1950s movie. I hope like in those movies they kill each other.

Which one would you cast as Godzilla?

I don't think either one is as fearsome as Godzilla. More like the choppy stop motion plastic dinosaur models in this 1956 movie Animal World (see around 5min mark). www.google.com/search?clien...

Yassss!!

Do people still "snatch someone bald"? Because I thought that went out with 23 skidoo.

Now the MAGAs are starting to fight with each other about which side they’re on and some are begging Elon to stop talking about all this stuff publicly.

Is this real? I went off-line for a few hours and this is on Twitter???

Samsies! What is happening? I have my popcorn and I’m ready to do a deep dive.

Oh yeah, Elon is going in on Trump. It is WILD, he’s posting all kinds of shit about the Epstein files and videos of Trump dancing with Epstein. And Trump is tweeting back that Elon‘s contracts should be canceled You should see the posts. Holy shit! OMG I hope they destroy each other

Please keep us informed, I can’t get in x it wou kill me

I have an account under an assumed name so I can keep an eye on them, you gotta keep your head on a swivel these days!!

I don’t know. I just hopped over to Twitter right now. I’m checking it out. I’ll keep you posted. 😆 If these are real, this is the best day in like 10 years

You’re the absolute best! Thank you for giving me all the tea. Having an amazing day!

Oh, it is NUTS! You too!! 😊 We’ve earned watching them get to destroy each other. I hope they spill on each other and they both get locked TF up!!!

We knew it, but LOVE seeing this in writing. Bet some tech boyz are struggling today: which parent do I choose? 😂

They are coming for the whig's now?! Damn ICE really wants to hit that quota!

We knew this!!

OH PLEASE have someone with a camera catch it live on TV. I want that on a loop.

HANDBAGS AT THIRTY PACES!

Why would Elon think this would be news to anyone?

To everyone who only watches Faux News

That guy in the background ducked out of the view of the camera , he knew they were filming that scene... wonder what senator that was?

Good catch!

Tom McMillen, Democratic Congressman who represented Maryland's 4th congressional district from January 3, 1987, to January 3, 1993. At 6' 11" he was also a professional basketball player.

Yet note how the MSM still won't go near the Epstein thing. They'll only do sports coverage of Elon making the accusation but have zero interest in demanding the release of the files and what Trump's involvement was. The same MSM that spent YEARS on Monica Lewinsky.

Or rich guy getting deported to an El Salvadorian gulag. 🤭

Not shocking news, Elon. Astute Americans had the 4-1-1 on this awhile ago.

Im surprised they lasted this long

Or, the unplugging of the hair plugs.

It's only a matter of time Elon lets it slip about the truth that the election was actually rigged and Trump conspired with Russia all along

Ditto!!

I would like to think he will be pissed enough to call himself out on rigging the election but I don't think even he is that stupid.

I said the same thing! Actually, on my podcast in January, I said they would be enemies by June. And it is music to my ears this Black Music Month!

That's been my thought process this entire time too!!

My dude. Literally was thinking that as soon as I read the initial post. PLEASE. C’mon Elmo, spill yer guts, bro! 😂😆🤣😂😆🤣

He'd implicate himself, so I doubt that'll happen. But who knows, especially when he's high.

Didn’t Trum already say he did at his inaugural ?

Snakes eating snakes 🤮

🤣🤣🤣🤣

We all knew that Elon . 🙄. Say the part outloud about election fraud.

This. 👆

Delonald, we hardly knew ye…

Didn't we kind of know that already?

Is it bad that I’m loving this so much today? I should be a better person, but nah, not today.

I haven't stopped laughing yet!

Today is OUR day!!! Relax, sit back and watch the shitshow!!!

No way, this is the best thing to happen this year. It's utterly hilarious watching these messy boys show their whole asses. I'm sure they'll find some way to make us all suffer for it later but right now I'm gonna sit back & enjoy the fireworks.

I guess ea-lone and tramp dont follow each other anymore on Instagram! LOL!!!!!

They finally sniffed each others butt and it’s all out war

Felons cult followers will never believe anything horrible about their idol!!! They are so far up his a$$ that it’s disgusting!!

Or handbags at dawn. 2 evil drug addled cunts

Hahaha

This is glorious.

He now owns all the data in the US gov mothership so I expect him to produce the ACTUAL Epstein files Release everything quickly before he ‘overdoses’ and this glorious moment will have passed

I am certain that the Musk rat has more dirt on diaper boy than there is on Mt Everest

For sure!

That Afrikaner asshole also bombed himself, because he is forever on record as having helped to steal the 2024 election for that Epstein client.

If he had the ability to be shamed, but I doubt if he cares

I do too. I'm saying WE know that.

Now would be a good time to remind the US that Elon is NOT an Afrikaner. For a longish explanation see bsky.app/profile/mari...

🦋

Let's have more of these.

Me

A tie

I hope they both shoot at the same time and take each out!!

Ideally Trump would shoot Vance, Musk would shoot Trump. At least Musk cannot become president.

😂

are we so sure of that? There are no rules anymore

If it was a Tarantino film, musk would get his too - unbeknownst to vance 47 was double crossing him, but he would have gotten off a shot in order to defend 47. All three, dropped. *smoke rises from firearms, roll credits*

Both derringers.

The bullets, to fly true and hit their targets, through.

The guns

The bullets?

Neither. I hope it's an even loss.

The guns

A score draw.

#𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑘𝑦 💙 #Resist oh, i just happen to have the perfect solution for conundrums like this 𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 😁💙

The guns.

Trump. He's already got one foot in the grave. I'm just being frugal. Like when you eat leftovers that are about to go bad rather than using the fresh produce to make something new

Neither.

Anyone want a sandwich? Who likes Cubanos?😂💓😂

I'm rooting for anyone who can take Trump down.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👆👆👆👆👆

please delete that - you are ruining an, for me, extremely beautiful song. Those two don't even deserve to be allowed in the ticket line...

Trump loves CATS. He was going to have yet shown at the former Kennedy Center.

I forgot about that!

Those were the days 🥲

No

I already knew this. I'm not that special so Imma assume a lot of other people know this too ... I lived through it though, so I actually know it to be true. It is true.

Duh ....

I’m excessively diverted!

Yep.

I know he was needling his former partner in crime, but the entire world knows that the Great Grabsby was a good friend of Epstein. He & Melania chummed around w/the sex trafficker & his Madam Maxwell, procurer of teenage victims.

I'm still not convinced this isn't all a production for public consumption.

Perherps. But given the two massive narcissists constantly trying to show themselves as 'alphas', they're now getting into personal attacks makes it more serious. It's also a way to deflect from what's important - that disastrous state of affairs in the States.

Headline in a few days: “U.S. Adds South Africa to Travel Ban, Expels Immigrants.”

Good point. I wonder if those S. African immigrants will get deported 🤔

Or Starlink, Texas (now an incorporated town) gets nuked. Either way, popcorn is at the ready.

Watching these Hogs tear at each other, move goal post, and cope is better than any gift we could have ever got.

I wonder how good Elons security detail is?

Meeeeeow!!! 😹

There’s not enough popcorn for this show 😂🤣

SNATCH That WIG !!!!

This day was ALWAYS coming. Pity so many had to suffer in the meantime... #Leon is still a shithead n@zi... Never forget as we enjoy these fireworks...

“TrUmP iS iN tHe EpStEiN fiLeS” Yeah, and you probably are too Elon. Every accusation is a confession with these people.

😂😂😂👍🏻

Refreshing that one of them is finally speaking the truth!

i'm just waiting for Elon to admit that he helped Donald Trump steal the election. It has to be coming soon

Hell find a judge or lawyer to protect him in some aspect first. But I think hell admit it eventually

I’m waiting for the Butler PA info

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and my eyeth do be holdin' on to this beautiful moment🥰

That's it? That isn't a bomb...we have pictures of those two with underage rape victims. What else you got Elon?

Did Elon swipe the Epstein files? He stole everything else.

If he was smart he might have. Which I would bet $20 on yes he has a copy

Elonia left his kid with him. That's what all great dads do.

Who will get custody of JD Vance, Trump or Musk? 🤔🤔🤔

Vance? Is the heir apparent. Watch him. And Thiel.

Musk....those Tech Bros stick together

What a 💩💩💩 show. Every damn day it’s another stupid headline.

This feud is going to have repercussions for years. A regime let a naturalized citizen of 3 countries, with govt contracts in numerous countries, get access to data that planatir technologies now has access to. They have ruined the basics of 249 years of the USA bsky.app/profile/june...

Who still thinks he’s not in the Epstein files?

That chicken 🐔 shit 💩 burrito is making his best friend do the crocodile 🐊gasping

Ok THIS made break out in laughter! 😂😂

Pistols at dawn ‼️

Not exactly breaking news. 😄

Just gotta line up the immunity deal before testifying.

Ok folks we have shoes being kicked off and jewelry being removed.. these bitches are about to throw down!

Im sorry, but I was under the impression that ppl said "Epstein didnt kill himself" because it was assumed Trump had him killed because he was a client. Is that not so? Was Elon's announcement news? Im autistic, Im not being sarcastic

No, you’re absolutely right. This is not a big revelation. Elon’s not very smart, and not particularly well tethered to reality.

Its all the ppl who are shocked by this that I dont get. Ive known this since dude died, WHY he died.... I thought everyone else did too lol

Maybe Elon has the receipts 🫶

They aren't shocked by the news they are shocked that Elon is admitting it because he is also on the flight logs.

Part of what bonded Elon and Trump was that they are both clients of Epstein so they had incentive to cover each other's asses.

The news isn't Trump and Epstein, it's more that Elon broke the MAGA vow of silence to NEVER address the obvious no matter the evidence. It's like saying Trump lost the 2020 election, it's simply not done in MAGA circles.

'preciate it, I miss the subtleties not having that social programming 2.0 like everyone else got XD

Please release the files you know where they are !

That is the smallest bomb in history. Anybody with a brain already knew this.

That’s what makes it so interesting. Elon must have a real zinger of a fact that he wants Trump to be alarmed at. It was a threat!

They both have hair plugs, so that would be extremely hilarious!!!

This would be hilarious if they weren’t both responsible for the mess we’re in now

They are responsible.

But that is old tired information we all knew

Would love a wig snatching!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SUCKER

"Bought" . Right.

Glad somebody’s willing to say what we all know.

🤣🤣

The fact the felon is IN the Epstein files is not breaking news what is breaking is…WHY he’s in the files….

There's nothing new about Dumpy Dollhands being in those files since Dumpy was best friends with Epstein. Ever wonder why Epstein ended up dead shortly after he was visited by Bill Barr while Dumpy was President?

Boys will be boys.

Every time I see the latest of these I think nah, *this* one's gotta be made up, right?" Wrong.

D'oh. We already knew that, Elon. That's possibly why he was suicided.

Desperate Housewives level of drama.

Hahahaha

How come men, especially in the US, always exxagerate the sizes of stuff? This is no bomb, it's hardly a firecracker actually. I mean, we always knew he is in the files... 😕

Oooooooooooooo, I’m so looking forward to Elon dropping a decade of Trump’s tax returns.

June 14th is very big! We MUST come out in numbers too big to count! Hundreds of marches across the country with more added daily. www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US! Keep making phone calls & writing emails! Boycott! MARCH! All of us together can make a difference!

🍊🍊🍊SCUM we didn't sale any tickets

We have no choice- walk for liberty and kindness- June 14 will be a day Americans never forget ❌👑

The big bomb is the admission that he stole the election. We all knew cheeto in chief was a pedo. What we needed was confirmation of the election rigging and now we have it. They should all be in prison. It's long overdue.

Didn't we already know trump was there....many times!

😂😂😂

Trump is going to ketchup with this later.

No shit Leon. Is someone jealous the other rich perverts didn't invite them?

My mom raised me to count to 10 while breathing deep before responding to someone that pissed you off. I don’t think Elon counted to 10 (but I’m here for it)😂.

Me too. My lip would start to swell at about 8. I shock myself now as an old man at how fast my dander gets raised.

😂

With his data snatching, does musk have the files?