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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

When fascism comes to America it will be marked by top notes of acrid halitosis, middle notes of greasy burger burps, and base notes of humid flatulence.

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Conner Bingaman @crd86.bsky.social

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🦋Dr. Julie M.🦋 🇺🇦 🇺🇲🎗️ @drjuliamoonwall.bsky.social

What a pathetic imbecile....

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fifilaure.bsky.social @fifilaure.bsky.social

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northernrednekk.bsky.social @northernrednekk.bsky.social

And the ingredients came from where? Hazardous waste dump?

jul 1, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jillian Kate @jillian-kate714.bsky.social

I was thinking "Essence of Diaper".

jul 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

We all know it's orange & smells like shit. Gawd his base r fucking suckers!

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Shadowbanned @brickbk.bsky.social

Mmm hmm...Eau de Axe and Depends

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MeechieMoo @meechiemoo.bsky.social

I wouldn’t even use this to cover up the smell of dog shit.

jul 2, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Bony Island Penny Machine Has Had It @revolutionramona.bsky.social

🤢🤮

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Lile @lilelile.bsky.social

I thought that was a joke? But then, he did sell coffee mugs in a beginning.

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Clay Wright @clywrig.bsky.social

Ewww! I was going to suggest that the scent was akin to the reek from Diaper Don's Paper Pantalones, but you win.

jul 1, 2025, 11:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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EUPaul @casualwoke.bsky.social

Homer said, 'Hmm, humid flatulence', salivating at the same time. Doh!

jul 2, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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hypertazdad.bsky.social @hypertazdad.bsky.social

Still struggling w the grift and the pathetic poor taste.

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anakhari.bsky.social @anakhari.bsky.social

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Shannan @fkyamtits.bsky.social

Mmmm the fresh scent of used diapers and McDonald grease

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WitchyBitchy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @witchybitchy2112.bsky.social

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Hot-Tease-Etsy @hot-tease-etsy.bsky.social

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Hot-Tease-Etsy @hot-tease-etsy.bsky.social

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Hot-Tease-Etsy @hot-tease-etsy.bsky.social

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truckerjc.bsky.social @truckerjc.bsky.social

The scent of shit

jul 2, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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📎 @haddenmart.bsky.social

One of the best descriptions I've heard. ⛳🧽

jul 1, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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BluePleiades, Messier (than) 45 @bluepleiades919.bsky.social

If this were true scale that fat fuck would crush the pedestal it stands on.

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PJ Adams ❌👑 @pjadams10.bsky.social

Well smelled...and articulated too

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Brian @brianwker1.bsky.social

$249 for a bottle of this crap?! The packaging costs more than the perfume and he's maybe in a total of $5 for both. Where does the grift ever end?

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Azulitasola @azulitasola.bsky.social

Smells like mean spirit.

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A moon shadow @ravanelliterry.bsky.social

Stench not mensch.

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Patricia Kempton @patriciakempton.bsky.social

Can you imagine if Biden or Obama did this?? I’m so disgusted. There is no dignity left in this WH.

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Cheri🌻📚😻🎨🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏁✡️♻️🍅 @andersoncheri.bsky.social

White trash

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Binx Bolling @danwalterwriter.bsky.social

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Doctor Funky Space Lord @funkyspacelord.bsky.social

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sue2929.bsky.social @sue2929.bsky.social

The White House looks like a cheap warehouse . The man has no dignity none

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icebearbarbie.bsky.social @icebearbarbie.bsky.social

LOL ...too friggin funny! The OrangeButtHole describes that pissy water poor-fumes he's peddling, as all that he isn't, never was and never will be...Winning, Strength and Success. StupitBassTuurd!

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Akiva עקיבא @akivabensarah.bsky.social

People are constantly remarking how he literally smells like shit, as if he never changes his adult diaper.

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OG Lefty @darksideoftheroad.bsky.social

Hints of flop sweat

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sootie123.bsky.social @sootie123.bsky.social

He needs something to disguise the stench that emanates from him

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Shaay @smford.bsky.social

OMG "base notes of humid flatulence"?! 🤣 LMAO I've never visualized something faster and been SO immediately disgusted That, my friend, was astoundingly descriptive- BRAVA

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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

1 smells like shit the other like piss.

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jeanrene62.bsky.social @jeanrene62.bsky.social

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sandnesharry of Norway @sandnesharry.bsky.social

When fascism comes to America it will be marked by top notes of acrid halitosis, middle notes of greasy burger burps, and base notes of humid flatulence. --- He is marketing his own stenches !

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BFred @terra221bite.bsky.social

🤮 These are very SICK people.

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Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social

Oh gawd. Did you really have to add that last one?

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readinggrandma.bsky.social @readinggrandma.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮

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Glenn Summers @summgas.bsky.social

Don’t forget the waft of fumunda 🧀

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Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social

Schilling cheap cologne as the president is not only criminal, it’s tacky and not at all presidential.

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peggyrose.bsky.social @peggyrose.bsky.social

Criminal and tacky: cracky

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jkdanthonyian10.bsky.social @jkdanthonyian10.bsky.social

Lemme guess: made in China, amirite?

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Eric Moore @ericmoorephoto.bsky.social

This is so gross. So underneath the office of the presidency.

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The Wizard Of Awe @thewizardofawe.bsky.social

Why doesn't eveyone see how creepy and disgusting this trump crap is?

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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social

Eau de compost

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minnesota-2024.bsky.social @minnesota-2024.bsky.social

Natzi skank

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Patrick Beaudry @77tonyg.bsky.social

This IS the United States of America.

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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

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Umbrarchist @umbrarchist.bsky.social

ROFLMAO

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Walter M. Lane @lmw89.bsky.social

Better off going to Dollar General and buy some soap and shampoo. You would have money left over for something cheaper than his junk!

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LesnielBC 🇨🇦 @lesnielbc.bsky.social

How is something like this better than Hunter Biden?

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digitdomecelle.bsky.social @digitdomecelle.bsky.social

He forgot the "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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I'm 4 the USA @im4theusa.bsky.social

Do they smell like him?

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Kit @dkit63.bsky.social

I hear Trump has bad body Oder…..

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leemancapote.bsky.social @leemancapote.bsky.social

Trump needs to hire the ShamWow guy.

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leemancapote.bsky.social @leemancapote.bsky.social

Donald Trump is hereby and henceforth known as The Fuckin' Huckster.

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Toni McClory @tmcclory.bsky.social

I was going to pile on, but perhaps Trump's crass commercialism does capture our true character?

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patek-svendsen.bsky.social @patek-svendsen.bsky.social

I can imagine the stench without even trying it.

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RandaLlama @llamarandall.bsky.social

By a #BurglarKing "To me Lord of the Flies has always represented what novels are for, what makes them indispensable." -Stephen King H/T @stephenking.bsky.social Why is Lord of the Flies banned in schools?

Trump the Burglar King and Lord of the Lies.
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RandaLlama @llamarandall.bsky.social

Some of the reasons given for banning Lord of the Flies from libraries include ``demoralizing in that it implies that man is little more than an animal,'' and ``profanity, lurid passages about sex, and statements defamatory to minorities, God, women, and the disabled.''Feb 11, 2014

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Robert Johansen @srfbob1.bsky.social

tRump's piss and shit formula

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BlueTexan @democraticusa.bsky.social

Was hoping this was a joke. It’s so much that I can’t take it. We’re in hell!

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lesliet63.bsky.social @lesliet63.bsky.social

Doesn’t it say in the Ten Commandments something about golden idols? I’m pretty sure I remember something about that.

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helpourcountry.bsky.social @helpourcountry.bsky.social

I’m sure this will sell very well to the MAGAts!

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The Fifth Dentist @fifthdentist.bsky.social

Maybe he can spray it on his diaper.

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Eternally Spellbound📎 @spellbound1311.bsky.social

It's probably from his diaper

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VeganGTA @vegangta.bsky.social

Vegetable farts

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Kathy Byrne @kab-fair.bsky.social

fetid cheese pops to mind

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Stay Spicy, kids ♾️ @howdidwegethere.bsky.social

For pity's sake they made Jimmy Carter divest his farm to avoid any appearance of using the office to enrich himself

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Wharf Rat @wharfrat-314159.bsky.social

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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JustTheFacts 👊🇺🇸🔥 @maquisard2.bsky.social

They both probably smell like shit, which I guess will provide another way to ID MAGAT's!

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Long Time Fan @longtimefanpr.bsky.social

Tailored specifically for bloated, smelly maga voters. 77 million strong.

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ggsheartmasq.bsky.social @ggsheartmasq.bsky.social

This Is Great! I despise colognes & perfumes, especially the crap put in washers/dryers that poison the air & water for blocks & you can smell on people's clothes a week later from 19ft So this dirty stink will tell Us who to Avoid from 1/2mi away! Unfortunately maybe some stores will be bombed

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Joel🇨🇦 @bbqcharlie.bsky.social

That gold turd statue too skinny.

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Realities🌐 @insuret.bsky.social

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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social

The biggest grifter ever, but he’s got the support to keep him going, which is really the sickest part of all of🤬

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Let’s Be Frank @frankedson24.bsky.social

It’s apparent that MAGATs have a president who fulfills their needs and wishes. One who doesn’t give a fuck about them. All the best, MAGATs.

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Jen aka Grantifa @grantifa9.bsky.social

It really is this simple.

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kryptocow.bsky.social @kryptocow.bsky.social

The secret ingredient is the blood and sweat of immigrants being sacrificed at Trump's concentration camps.

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Paula Wirth @paulawirth.bsky.social

Don’t forget scent of Cheeto. Or TACO. 🌮

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Lisa C @badmoviebunnies.bsky.social

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PositivelyCrafty @positivelycrafty.bsky.social

Is this really the packaging for his new "fragrances"? Gold statues of himself, really? Oh wait, yes, of course there is a shiny gold statue of him on the bottle along with his signature - totally on brand. Sigh.

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Johann S 🇨🇮🇺🇦 @johannshiel.bsky.social

Really don’t want to smell of Trumps

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cleopete @cleopete.bsky.social

I've never been especially "proud" to be an American, after all I was just born here...but I've never been so ashamed to be one as I have for the last decade.

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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

The pitch meetings must be funny as fuck for all this crap😂

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kestell7881.bsky.social @kestell7881.bsky.social

Excellent description!

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wyrdwind.bsky.social @wyrdwind.bsky.social

It smells like fascism and poo.

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Dawn Goeb @dawnkgoeb.bsky.social

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Bill Crawford @bill-crawford.bsky.social

My guess would be the scent of burning plastic, cheap oily makeup, grease, hairspray, failure, sadness, and polyester.

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dixie1-2.bsky.social @dixie1-2.bsky.social

Just call it like it is. Smells like ass.

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Memm @memmory.bsky.social

The Republican voting base is apparently just a bunch of easy marks.

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justbegreene.bsky.social @justbegreene.bsky.social

Not including that awful smell that emits from that vagina on his neck!

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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social

Pathetic beyond belief.

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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social

And just a hint of urine, just a touch.

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The Opinionated Retiree and Nasty Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @opinionatedretiree.bsky.social

Eau de Merde

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿WhatDoesGodNeedWith @wdgnw.bsky.social

When the normal stank ain’t enough!

Trump on a golf course walks away from camera in his golfing whites, a dark brown stain at his ass, a golfing buddy drapes an arm round his neck. The words “Ah, the smell of it!” Appear to the right of the pic
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Pandoraea Chromosome @chromosomeid.bsky.social

I was going to say “why even” on the package design, but then again that would be redundant.

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Doomer Girl News @doomergirlnews.bsky.social

"If you have to spray yourself with victory, you probably smell like defeat." -Confucius

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sugoinatech.bsky.social @sugoinatech.bsky.social

I really want this to be an authentic quote but aren’t the quotes normally statements, no questions. So would it not be more like ‘Those who spray on victory smell of defeat’ or ‘Spraying on victory smells of defeat’ ?

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Doomer Girl News @doomergirlnews.bsky.social

'Those who spray on victory, smell like defeat’ ? Also the joke is to pronounce defeat as (dah feet′)

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sugoinatech.bsky.social @sugoinatech.bsky.social

I sent this one to my friend but spelled defeat ‘DaFeet’ to eliminate any ambiguity. 😂

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zimadood.bsky.social @zimadood.bsky.social

Permeating pungent overtones of what wouldn’t flush. ‘Vacuous’ Cologne for MORONS.

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TellicoRider 🇺🇸 @tellicorider.bsky.social

I had to look the website up to see if it was real. It is, sadly. $199 a bottle.

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pixelatedrealm.bsky.social @pixelatedrealm.bsky.social

It should be called Old Diap' as in the old, full diaper of the odious one, TrumPutin.

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cherfan75.bsky.social @cherfan75.bsky.social

Ugh!!! Fascist scents… the grift goes on !!

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cherfan75.bsky.social @cherfan75.bsky.social

open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...

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Al Stewart @yearofthecat269.bsky.social

also, a strong odor of fascism wafting through the air

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gardengal49.bsky.social @gardengal49.bsky.social

The stench of mendacity with a touch of diaper pee and botox

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alexander-cs.bsky.social @alexander-cs.bsky.social

What's a nice way of saying this kerosene most likely smells like ass?

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Trust Science 📎 @itrustscience.bsky.social

Why are we retweeting and advertising this absurdity? Please resisters concentrate on resistance efforts Don’t be distracted by the shiny objects Organise Plan Protest Strike But most of all…. 💙LOOK AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOURS 💙

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bostonsmaaht.bsky.social @bostonsmaaht.bsky.social

Oh FFS, I just can’t anymore with this tacky grifter 😡😡😡😡😡

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Dr Negrin's Victory Pills @dr-negrin.bsky.social

Just a reminder that, in the UK, 'trump' means fart.

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Born to stay Canadian with a US citizenship. @catboomom.bsky.social

Smells like ass!

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kyflyboy.bsky.social @kyflyboy.bsky.social

Brilliant! I'm wondering what else Trump could market? Underwear. Air Freshners. Kitchen trash bags. Bug spray. Kitty Litter. Drain cleaner. Deodorant. My god...the line of newly "Trump" branded products is limitless. Moving boldly into the late 20th century. /s

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TheJadedMuse @thejadedmuse.bsky.social

Base Notes: feces, hamberders, candida Middle Notes: Fascism, Greed, Racism Top Notes: Urine, Lies, Hairspray

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warrenstewart.bsky.social @warrenstewart.bsky.social

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Sarge @sillysarge.bsky.social

It means SHIT in the U.S.

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Theo H (she/her) @tiffanyah.bsky.social

You nailed it.

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P Arambula, MD @bigheadtunes.bsky.social

Two types; the ass or the pits line.

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zachschickenshack.bsky.social @zachschickenshack.bsky.social

Not to mention bullshit.

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Vicki ☮💞 @baileygvt.bsky.social

Omg!🤣🤣 You summed that up perfectly! 👏🏻

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Tuneraider @tuneraider.bsky.social

Eau D’incontinecé

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Jerome van Passel @fotomatiz.es

I knew he farted a lot, but enough to fill bottles, I didn't expect that.

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Jane @jcm444.bsky.social

OMG. Mrs. Betty Bowers, YOU are a national treasure.

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Paul Curran @paulcurran.bsky.social

Hey guys! Spray on some my very own cologne and you too can start sticking your tongue down their throats and grabbing ‘em by the pussy. Just like me, your favorite president!

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ggsheartmasq.bsky.social @ggsheartmasq.bsky.social

Exactly the fantasies of too many rwxtainationalist magats Some of their women too I fear: maybe if I alter myself enough I too can get grabbed

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KNITBOY1 @knitboy1.bsky.social

This is beyond WTF at this point. I'm ashamed to be an American.

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Lisa @gracehunterlisa.bsky.social

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Teresa Rae @mommatl.bsky.social

😂😂😂

jul 1, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adam Wells @adamwells12.bsky.social

I'm old enough to remember when Trump promised to divest his business ventures prior to taking office in his first term. Now he's literally hawking products as a sitting president.

jul 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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northernrednekk.bsky.social @northernrednekk.bsky.social

Lots of practice with his line of steaks by mail, and vodka from a broke Slovenian distillery.

jul 1, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just Grace @2phsthen.bsky.social

Argh! Someone just give him a tricycle & wagon. Tell him to hock his wares that way.

jul 1, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Strix Varia @peterb77.bsky.social

jul 1, 2025, 2:32 pm • 12 0 • view
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carelesswhisperer.bsky.social @carelesswhisperer.bsky.social

And Quarter Pounder With Cheese farts.

jul 1, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom @thobert.bsky.social

The Trump Family Crime Organization could bottle a turd and MAGA would pay top dollar for it and put it in the center of their kitchen table.

jul 1, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Floridaman49 @floridaman49.bsky.social

He’s a little late on this cologne thing; someone already invented Lume!!

jul 1, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Floridaman49 @floridaman49.bsky.social

Who comes up with all this shit? Another venture that will go bottoms up! Tennis shoes, Bibles, watches, hats, t-shirts, telephones, etc., etc! Whats next, Trump bronzer, Trump diapers Or a trump world Atlas with all the proper and updated names of world wide destinations!

jul 1, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shenlei @shenlei.bsky.social

it's all a massive grift to fleece his sheep as expeditiously as possible. And they lap this shit up! Some of those redhats are covered head to toe in trump merch. So much for "no golden idols"...

jul 1, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 1 • view
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I AmErica @erica1933.bsky.social

Dicktory. Smells like Dicktory.

jul 1, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maya Georg @mayageorghealing.bsky.social

Selling gold statues of himself, so his supporters can worship him like a golden calf.

jul 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 17 0 • view
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social

it still astonishes me what people will pay for a urine sample.

jul 1, 2025, 9:27 pm • 12 0 • view
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Crazy old white guy @monsterontheloose.bsky.social

And it’s not even clean.

jul 2, 2025, 12:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Carol Waryas @clwaryas.bsky.social

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jul 1, 2025, 3:39 pm • 12 0 • view
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🇺🇸 and 🇬🇧 WAKE UP: READ PROF TIMOTHY SNYDER 'ON TYRANNY' @nottslassuk.bsky.social

The aroma of hatred.

jul 1, 2025, 4:01 pm • 9 0 • view
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Maggi Parker @notsodivinemsm.bsky.social

Eau du kitty litterbox

jul 1, 2025, 3:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Quentae B (KF6OLC) @94044qb.bsky.social

Smells like pee!🤮

jul 1, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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LanadelRageAgainsttheMachine @commiemommya7.bsky.social

At least we will be able to detect date rapists by their scent. So that’s good, I guess.

jul 1, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan the Guitar Man @dantheguitarman.bsky.social

I bet they smell like an old, senile demented man who used to rape women. #Trumphasdementia

jul 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 5 0 • view
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K Gardner @caygee.bsky.social

Identify that odour. Smell you later

jul 1, 2025, 10:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cerulean Man 🐝 🏳️‍🌈 🌹 🐶 @ceruleanman.bsky.social

jul 1, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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joa55.bsky.social @joa55.bsky.social

Colostomy drip*drop fragrance

jul 1, 2025, 2:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Meri @allimcc.bsky.social

Meanwhile, in Canada, we have the most decent, intelligent humble man as leader. I sleep well at night.

jul 1, 2025, 3:46 pm • 8 0 • view
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MollyMol 🇨🇦 @mollymol13.bsky.social

💯 As do I.

jul 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Meri @allimcc.bsky.social

Happy Canada Day to us! 🇨🇦♥️

jul 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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LanadelRageAgainsttheMachine @commiemommya7.bsky.social

BRB disassociating in American

jul 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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mjlinde.bsky.social @mjlinde.bsky.social

Lovely.... and don't forget a lingering of ass!

jul 1, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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lucyblues25.bsky.social @lucyblues25.bsky.social

Jfc.

jul 1, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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H Smiff @hsmiff.bsky.social

Get them soonest! 2 b replaced soon with new, better fragrances frm the upcoming range called (at this stage it’s being discussed) ‘KING Donald 1 or just plain ‘KING’. There’s a prize (lifetime supply of the winning choice) 2 who adds $50 2 their suggestion & their name is drawn out of his crown.

jul 1, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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LethalDose50 @lethaldose50.bsky.social

If I wanted a Trump fragrance, I'd sniff my dog's ass.

jul 1, 2025, 3:50 pm • 9 1 • view
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Abe R. Zuewrath @abezuewrath.bsky.social

Moist fascist farts are the worst 🤮

jul 1, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elaine M Stevens @elainemariestevens.bsky.social

Sharing his stench

jul 1, 2025, 2:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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Vince_artplay(Anonymous Smears) @vinceable11.bsky.social

I’m holding out for the finger nail clippings.

jul 1, 2025, 2:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ellie Jean @elliejean.bsky.social

I was trying to imagine what this would smell like, and I think you nailed it.

jul 1, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cat Joe💙 🌊 #brotherly_cats_are_awesome @catjoe.bsky.social

💙🐈‍⬛🐈💙

jul 1, 2025, 9:12 pm • 23 0 • view
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🇨🇦Margo Charchuk 🇨🇦 @margo-charchuk.bsky.social

Hahahahahaha

jul 1, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Horger @joehorger.bsky.social

You had me at "humid flatulence" - I may have to borrow that description from you.

jul 1, 2025, 4:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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jana goldman @pressherejg.bsky.social

"Limited Edition" - limited only to the number of idiots stupid enough to buy it.

jul 1, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Diane @dianesf.bsky.social

This scum tells everyone how rich he is. Why does he still ask for donations? If you sign up for his email everyday they are asking for donations. Why is he selling cheap China crap?

jul 2, 2025, 10:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com

Smells like Dirty Sanchez.

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Stuart L. Riley @slriley.com

Now you can pay to smell like shit.

jul 1, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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corriegt63.bsky.social @corriegt63.bsky.social

Absolutely effing disgusting. What a snake oil salesman.

jul 1, 2025, 4:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social

I am surprised he does not have a full-featured catalog (like the old Sears catalog) and make a commission on everything sold (like Amazon does).

jul 2, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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🍁🛸Waiting For The Mothership🛸🍁 @destry66.bsky.social

"Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning" Um...🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😑

jul 1, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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PositivelyCrafty @positivelycrafty.bsky.social

Pretty sure he meant "whining", not "winning".

jul 1, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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🍁🛸Waiting For The Mothership🛸🍁 @destry66.bsky.social

Ha! Likely.😑

jul 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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biggingerfox.bsky.social @biggingerfox.bsky.social

Smells like fascism

jul 1, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Plicketyplunk @plicketyplunk.bsky.social

Is this an Onion article? This cannot be real.

jul 1, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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metooeither2.bsky.social @metooeither2.bsky.social

Special cheater formulation! Doesn't leave a trace on black or white robes even after vigorous dry humping!

jul 1, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Futurehope65 @futurehope65.bsky.social

Jesus Christ! How do I get out of this insane horror film timeline?

jul 1, 2025, 2:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Jeremy Jenkins @dogdadjenkins83.bsky.social

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up. This isn't a horror movie. #shh

jul 1, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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cherfan75.bsky.social @cherfan75.bsky.social

It most certainly is.

jul 2, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Mulattress lives in Costco @mulattress.bsky.social

jul 1, 2025, 6:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jeremy Jenkins @dogdadjenkins83.bsky.social

It never will be. Real life isn't horror, so stop it.

jul 1, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joan Cortez @doggiemama.bsky.social

I never knew you could put Trump’s farts in a bottle.

jul 1, 2025, 3:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bryan Sorohan @bsorohan.bsky.social

"All my men wear Trump cologne, or they wear nothing at all."

Kimberly Guilfoyle
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Cristi @cristiwolfram.bsky.social

Thanks for the perfect description. Made me laugh, thank you!

jul 1, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dawn @dawnwauthier.bsky.social

Over tones of wet diaper with subtle hints of sharpie ink, hamburder grease, obama tears and felon jail cell mold.

jul 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Blanton @markusall.bsky.social

The scent is from the ass of the weasel

jul 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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snow @dogalmighty.bsky.social

* made from recycled urinal cakes

jul 1, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alan @akmsatc.bsky.social

Just when you think they can’t go any lower, we get this. Gosh!

jul 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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WeaveTruth @weavetruth.bsky.social

Don’t forget the musk

jul 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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blakespawn.bsky.social @blakespawn.bsky.social

Emoluments clause? Yeah, I remember that old constitution and I miss it. Now we have rule by the whims of the mad king.

jul 1, 2025, 10:09 pm • 15 1 • view
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bkchicago.bsky.social @bkchicago.bsky.social

This is plain and simply illegal but no one cares or does anything. He has made a mockery of the office he holds. A disgrace at every level and apparently to ALL the senses.

jul 2, 2025, 2:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Shirl (from Twitter) @goodoldshirl.bsky.social

Well said Betty.

jul 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margaret Spires 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇧🇭🇲 @usmcwizard.bsky.social

Are those golden statues supposed to be TACOfelon34?? Hahahaha. He's NEVER been that thin in his life.

jul 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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🍁SLADE🍁 @jeremyslade6.bsky.social

Quite literally eau de toilette……

jul 1, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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m-east52.bsky.social @m-east52.bsky.social

Smells as good as a breeze off a bum’s ass!

jul 1, 2025, 2:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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ren @renslaer.bsky.social

One day, these will be contraband

jul 1, 2025, 7:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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Upscale Bohemian @upscalebohemian.bsky.social

One smells like rapist. One smells like convicted felon. Other scents like Insurrection Mastermind coming soon.

jul 1, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JacquiDesigns @jacquidesigns.bsky.social

Who would want to smell like anything he's attached to. Then you have to look at those stupid statues of himself. At least the penis is anatomically correct .

jul 1, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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stressnag.bsky.social @stressnag.bsky.social

ZERO SHAME from this man and his supporters

jul 1, 2025, 4:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Heisler @jrheisler.bsky.social

It's really quite the creation. I understand that the one in the black box smells like ass, while the other smells like ass too, but is in a red box. Truly remarkable.

jul 1, 2025, 6:18 pm • 6 0 • view
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Karmadog's Krappy Kartoons and Bawdy Doodles @the-white-rose.bsky.social

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Duro Wolff ☥ ⚒ @durowolff.bsky.social

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Execute the Far Right for Treason @rightfortreason.bsky.social

Now you too can have something that smells like Trump's fat ass!

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social

Smells of burnt almonds

jul 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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QueenMazakeen @queenmazakeen.bsky.social

We can hope.

jul 3, 2025, 4:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Ira T. Mann @detmojohowitz.bsky.social

Brüte, for fuckwits.

jul 1, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Doomsday Potato @doomsday-potato.bsky.social

Hints of desperation, notes of incompetence, whiff of felony, and a dash of two week rancid diaper.

jul 1, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kristi Caye @kristicaye.bsky.social

It's base all right.

jul 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lolo @otak705.bsky.social

Made in America?

jul 1, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Boabspierre @robbiesj.bsky.social

As far as I can gather, the great smell of Trump isn't something you'd want to be associated with.

jul 1, 2025, 2:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Betty @bettyxenaboo.bsky.social

It’s cologne for assholes who don’t think their shit stinks.

jul 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 6 0 • view
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California Dreamin @californiadreamin.bsky.social

Smells like diapers and crime

jul 1, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view