What a pathetic imbecile....
And the ingredients came from where? Hazardous waste dump?
I was thinking "Essence of Diaper".
We all know it's orange & smells like shit. Gawd his base r fucking suckers!
Mmm hmm...Eau de Axe and Depends
I wouldn’t even use this to cover up the smell of dog shit.
🤢🤮
I thought that was a joke? But then, he did sell coffee mugs in a beginning.
Ewww! I was going to suggest that the scent was akin to the reek from Diaper Don's Paper Pantalones, but you win.
Homer said, 'Hmm, humid flatulence', salivating at the same time. Doh!
Still struggling w the grift and the pathetic poor taste.
Mmmm the fresh scent of used diapers and McDonald grease
The scent of shit
One of the best descriptions I've heard. ⛳🧽
If this were true scale that fat fuck would crush the pedestal it stands on.
Well smelled...and articulated too
$249 for a bottle of this crap?! The packaging costs more than the perfume and he's maybe in a total of $5 for both. Where does the grift ever end?
Smells like mean spirit.
Stench not mensch.
Can you imagine if Biden or Obama did this?? I’m so disgusted. There is no dignity left in this WH.
White trash
The White House looks like a cheap warehouse . The man has no dignity none
LOL ...too friggin funny! The OrangeButtHole describes that pissy water poor-fumes he's peddling, as all that he isn't, never was and never will be...Winning, Strength and Success. StupitBassTuurd!
People are constantly remarking how he literally smells like shit, as if he never changes his adult diaper.
Hints of flop sweat
He needs something to disguise the stench that emanates from him
OMG "base notes of humid flatulence"?! 🤣 LMAO I've never visualized something faster and been SO immediately disgusted That, my friend, was astoundingly descriptive- BRAVA
1 smells like shit the other like piss.
When fascism comes to America it will be marked by top notes of acrid halitosis, middle notes of greasy burger burps, and base notes of humid flatulence. --- He is marketing his own stenches !
🤮 These are very SICK people.
Oh gawd. Did you really have to add that last one?
🤮🤮🤮
Don’t forget the waft of fumunda 🧀
Schilling cheap cologne as the president is not only criminal, it’s tacky and not at all presidential.
Criminal and tacky: cracky
Lemme guess: made in China, amirite?
This is so gross. So underneath the office of the presidency.
Why doesn't eveyone see how creepy and disgusting this trump crap is?
Eau de compost
Natzi skank
This IS the United States of America.
ROFLMAO
Better off going to Dollar General and buy some soap and shampoo. You would have money left over for something cheaper than his junk!
How is something like this better than Hunter Biden?
He forgot the "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Do they smell like him?
I hear Trump has bad body Oder…..
Trump needs to hire the ShamWow guy.
Donald Trump is hereby and henceforth known as The Fuckin' Huckster.
I was going to pile on, but perhaps Trump's crass commercialism does capture our true character?
I can imagine the stench without even trying it.
By a #BurglarKing "To me Lord of the Flies has always represented what novels are for, what makes them indispensable." -Stephen King H/T @stephenking.bsky.social Why is Lord of the Flies banned in schools?
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tRump's piss and shit formula
Was hoping this was a joke. It’s so much that I can’t take it. We’re in hell!
Doesn’t it say in the Ten Commandments something about golden idols? I’m pretty sure I remember something about that.
I’m sure this will sell very well to the MAGAts!
Maybe he can spray it on his diaper.
It's probably from his diaper
Vegetable farts
fetid cheese pops to mind
For pity's sake they made Jimmy Carter divest his farm to avoid any appearance of using the office to enrich himself
😂🤣😂🤣😂
They both probably smell like shit, which I guess will provide another way to ID MAGAT's!
Tailored specifically for bloated, smelly maga voters. 77 million strong.
This Is Great! I despise colognes & perfumes, especially the crap put in washers/dryers that poison the air & water for blocks & you can smell on people's clothes a week later from 19ft So this dirty stink will tell Us who to Avoid from 1/2mi away! Unfortunately maybe some stores will be bombed
That gold turd statue too skinny.
The biggest grifter ever, but he’s got the support to keep him going, which is really the sickest part of all of🤬
It’s apparent that MAGATs have a president who fulfills their needs and wishes. One who doesn’t give a fuck about them. All the best, MAGATs.
It really is this simple.
The secret ingredient is the blood and sweat of immigrants being sacrificed at Trump's concentration camps.
Don’t forget scent of Cheeto. Or TACO. 🌮
Is this really the packaging for his new "fragrances"? Gold statues of himself, really? Oh wait, yes, of course there is a shiny gold statue of him on the bottle along with his signature - totally on brand. Sigh.
Really don’t want to smell of Trumps
I've never been especially "proud" to be an American, after all I was just born here...but I've never been so ashamed to be one as I have for the last decade.
The pitch meetings must be funny as fuck for all this crap😂
Excellent description!
It smells like fascism and poo.
My guess would be the scent of burning plastic, cheap oily makeup, grease, hairspray, failure, sadness, and polyester.
Just call it like it is. Smells like ass.
The Republican voting base is apparently just a bunch of easy marks.
Not including that awful smell that emits from that vagina on his neck!
Pathetic beyond belief.
And just a hint of urine, just a touch.
Eau de Merde
I was going to say “why even” on the package design, but then again that would be redundant.
"If you have to spray yourself with victory, you probably smell like defeat." -Confucius
I really want this to be an authentic quote but aren’t the quotes normally statements, no questions. So would it not be more like ‘Those who spray on victory smell of defeat’ or ‘Spraying on victory smells of defeat’ ?
'Those who spray on victory, smell like defeat’ ? Also the joke is to pronounce defeat as (dah feet′)
I sent this one to my friend but spelled defeat ‘DaFeet’ to eliminate any ambiguity. 😂
Permeating pungent overtones of what wouldn’t flush. ‘Vacuous’ Cologne for MORONS.
I had to look the website up to see if it was real. It is, sadly. $199 a bottle.
It should be called Old Diap' as in the old, full diaper of the odious one, TrumPutin.
Ugh!!! Fascist scents… the grift goes on !!
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also, a strong odor of fascism wafting through the air
The stench of mendacity with a touch of diaper pee and botox
What's a nice way of saying this kerosene most likely smells like ass?
Why are we retweeting and advertising this absurdity? Please resisters concentrate on resistance efforts Don’t be distracted by the shiny objects Organise Plan Protest Strike But most of all…. 💙LOOK AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOURS 💙
Oh FFS, I just can’t anymore with this tacky grifter 😡😡😡😡😡
Just a reminder that, in the UK, 'trump' means fart.
Smells like ass!
Brilliant! I'm wondering what else Trump could market? Underwear. Air Freshners. Kitchen trash bags. Bug spray. Kitty Litter. Drain cleaner. Deodorant. My god...the line of newly "Trump" branded products is limitless. Moving boldly into the late 20th century. /s
Base Notes: feces, hamberders, candida Middle Notes: Fascism, Greed, Racism Top Notes: Urine, Lies, Hairspray
It means SHIT in the U.S.
You nailed it.
Two types; the ass or the pits line.
Not to mention bullshit.
Omg!🤣🤣 You summed that up perfectly! 👏🏻
Eau D’incontinecé
I knew he farted a lot, but enough to fill bottles, I didn't expect that.
OMG. Mrs. Betty Bowers, YOU are a national treasure.
Hey guys! Spray on some my very own cologne and you too can start sticking your tongue down their throats and grabbing ‘em by the pussy. Just like me, your favorite president!
Exactly the fantasies of too many rwxtainationalist magats Some of their women too I fear: maybe if I alter myself enough I too can get grabbed
This is beyond WTF at this point. I'm ashamed to be an American.
😂😂😂
I'm old enough to remember when Trump promised to divest his business ventures prior to taking office in his first term. Now he's literally hawking products as a sitting president.
Lots of practice with his line of steaks by mail, and vodka from a broke Slovenian distillery.
Argh! Someone just give him a tricycle & wagon. Tell him to hock his wares that way.
And Quarter Pounder With Cheese farts.
The Trump Family Crime Organization could bottle a turd and MAGA would pay top dollar for it and put it in the center of their kitchen table.
He’s a little late on this cologne thing; someone already invented Lume!!
Who comes up with all this shit? Another venture that will go bottoms up! Tennis shoes, Bibles, watches, hats, t-shirts, telephones, etc., etc! Whats next, Trump bronzer, Trump diapers Or a trump world Atlas with all the proper and updated names of world wide destinations!
it's all a massive grift to fleece his sheep as expeditiously as possible. And they lap this shit up! Some of those redhats are covered head to toe in trump merch. So much for "no golden idols"...
Dicktory. Smells like Dicktory.
Selling gold statues of himself, so his supporters can worship him like a golden calf.
it still astonishes me what people will pay for a urine sample.
And it’s not even clean.
The aroma of hatred.
Eau du kitty litterbox
Smells like pee!🤮
At least we will be able to detect date rapists by their scent. So that’s good, I guess.
I bet they smell like an old, senile demented man who used to rape women. #Trumphasdementia
Identify that odour. Smell you later
Colostomy drip*drop fragrance
Meanwhile, in Canada, we have the most decent, intelligent humble man as leader. I sleep well at night.
💯 As do I.
Happy Canada Day to us! 🇨🇦♥️
BRB disassociating in American
Lovely.... and don't forget a lingering of ass!
Jfc.
Get them soonest! 2 b replaced soon with new, better fragrances frm the upcoming range called (at this stage it’s being discussed) ‘KING Donald 1 or just plain ‘KING’. There’s a prize (lifetime supply of the winning choice) 2 who adds $50 2 their suggestion & their name is drawn out of his crown.
If I wanted a Trump fragrance, I'd sniff my dog's ass.
Moist fascist farts are the worst 🤮
Sharing his stench
I’m holding out for the finger nail clippings.
I was trying to imagine what this would smell like, and I think you nailed it.
💙🐈⬛🐈💙
Hahahahahaha
You had me at "humid flatulence" - I may have to borrow that description from you.
"Limited Edition" - limited only to the number of idiots stupid enough to buy it.
This scum tells everyone how rich he is. Why does he still ask for donations? If you sign up for his email everyday they are asking for donations. Why is he selling cheap China crap?
Now you can pay to smell like shit.
Absolutely effing disgusting. What a snake oil salesman.
I am surprised he does not have a full-featured catalog (like the old Sears catalog) and make a commission on everything sold (like Amazon does).
"Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning" Um...🙄🤦🏼♀️😑
Pretty sure he meant "whining", not "winning".
Ha! Likely.😑
Smells like fascism
Is this an Onion article? This cannot be real.
Special cheater formulation! Doesn't leave a trace on black or white robes even after vigorous dry humping!
Jesus Christ! How do I get out of this insane horror film timeline?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up. This isn't a horror movie. #shh
It most certainly is.
It never will be. Real life isn't horror, so stop it.
I never knew you could put Trump’s farts in a bottle.
Thanks for the perfect description. Made me laugh, thank you!
Over tones of wet diaper with subtle hints of sharpie ink, hamburder grease, obama tears and felon jail cell mold.
The scent is from the ass of the weasel
* made from recycled urinal cakes
Just when you think they can’t go any lower, we get this. Gosh!
Don’t forget the musk
Emoluments clause? Yeah, I remember that old constitution and I miss it. Now we have rule by the whims of the mad king.
This is plain and simply illegal but no one cares or does anything. He has made a mockery of the office he holds. A disgrace at every level and apparently to ALL the senses.
Well said Betty.
Are those golden statues supposed to be TACOfelon34?? Hahahaha. He's NEVER been that thin in his life.
Quite literally eau de toilette……
Smells as good as a breeze off a bum’s ass!
One day, these will be contraband
One smells like rapist. One smells like convicted felon. Other scents like Insurrection Mastermind coming soon.
Who would want to smell like anything he's attached to. Then you have to look at those stupid statues of himself. At least the penis is anatomically correct .
ZERO SHAME from this man and his supporters
It's really quite the creation. I understand that the one in the black box smells like ass, while the other smells like ass too, but is in a red box. Truly remarkable.
Smells of burnt almonds
We can hope.
Brüte, for fuckwits.
Hints of desperation, notes of incompetence, whiff of felony, and a dash of two week rancid diaper.
It's base all right.
Made in America?
As far as I can gather, the great smell of Trump isn't something you'd want to be associated with.
It’s cologne for assholes who don’t think their shit stinks.
Smells like diapers and crime