FUN FACT: Cape Buffaloes kill more big game hunters than lions, elephants, rhinos, and crocodiles. Well done, Cape Buffaloes! thetab.com/2025/08/06/m...
FUN FACT: Cape Buffaloes kill more big game hunters than lions, elephants, rhinos, and crocodiles. Well done, Cape Buffaloes! thetab.com/2025/08/06/m...
I think we all needed a feel-good story today. ❤️
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lol. Good one.
Yes we did! Thank you. Now only if Eric and Don Jr could meet the same fate...
Cape buffaloes are the unsung heroes of “Fuck you, you MAGA fuckwits!!”
Great to see another asshole leave us in such happy circumstances.
Came here to call it this. Thanks, Mrs. Bowers!
Absolutely 🥰
Made me glow
Ouch! 😉
What's the ratio of buffalos: hunters?
Damn right!
I hope it was painful. 🤷🏼♀️
"Other hunters called it an unprovoked attack" slaps me on the knee. The only provocation a wild animal needs is "you're treading on my territory, mate".
They were hunting him! If somebody was hunting me, I think I'd feel pretty provoked.
I just hope Uday and Qusay are next.
Well, Cape Buffalo probably can't read, so we're going to need a bunch of pictures.
I bet if we show them pictures of Beavis and ButtHead they'd be able to figure it out.
Did the buffalo put his head on the wall?
This wins the internet today!!
That does make me feel very good!!
It's quite symbolic; a wall street symbol destroy a republican☺️ No one escape Karma Big Beautifull Bill "applause" the pedopotus for lifetime in jail bsky.app/profile/toma...
No doubt: duckduckgo.com?t=ffab&q=How...
Narcissists megalomaniac are the worst cos never enough this song is cool ; bsky.app/profile/jent...
I love Yello. I have all their lps in hi-res files, SOUND SO GOOD! I am a serious but marginalized philosopher of mind/science/physics and my first every philosophy work, ~2 decades old now, was about the structural source of the "Dark Triad always taking over Problem" we are being destroyed by!
It tells an inverted, non-classical, non-pathology obsessed story of how poorly our primate defaults, which haven't changed much, continually get poorly mapped onto our hierarchal societies. If you can't define the problem and its source, you can't fight it: www.researchgate.net/publication/...
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My mom used to cheer for the bulls in Pamplona when they would show it on tv.
We did . Thank you
Is Trump dead?
This got my morning off to a good start - thank you
Not that good! 😂😂
Thank you for this.
Now do Don Jr. 😁
Is there one?
It’s good to see Nature get a solid W and a chance to even things up a bit.
Oh look. Dumbo netted one too I would divest from wealth a little quicker if I were a wanna be trillionaire
Oh dear, how sad, nevermind.
I tried to start a union when I was working with the crew at CBCI in Denver when they were netting some profits on som hela cells. youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE
I tried to start a union at CBCI in Denver back in the day. I had a NLRB case when the FOR PROFIT system used the hela cells without due credit. I hope those 🍑 divest from their wealth. I know how many new patients they would pack in to pass off to the mid level providers so they could make 💰
Most if not all of the World’s woes are down to money, and the billionaires greed perpetuates this. Maybe Karma is doing some work here… 😏
I read & walk with purpose. I’m a stupid liberal white bitch that was reminded of you want a banana republic to be a part of a democracy you better start speaking up. I should be running a little school Jeff was a part of in another life that they made some profits m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_kA...
Elephants are intelligent and are capable of great emotion and love. They must have hated this man enough to trample him. Oh well...
In another life I use to be an elephant. I was irrelephant. I hear my corrupt landlord called back the legislators yesterday. I was arrested back in April and been upsetting the electorate colleagues since then. I hope ALL corrupt politicians are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
KARMA...she comes after you all of the time!
Why does he look like TEMU Adam Sandler?
Colonizers be corrupt since the dawn of time? I present my “progressive” don’t look up State. I’m sure the rest were getting their ounces of blood sweat and tears while they should get 7.25 and Taco Hell insurance for the rest of their lives. Ask about their employer sponsored insurance!
Ok
On whatever mega corporation that is a part of they get ONE covered visit a year. Let’s say you have a condition like DIABETES because you work there. If you need medication to manage a condition you have to see a provider every THREE months to get your meds. Keep the pets at home.
I love these stories.
SWEET. one less Jagoff
Hurriance Helene is on the other line guess who won the election and let this happen. When I was a young crotch goblin I told a flight attendant I was gonna get a spanking if I did not find my glasses. Guess they might have been a bomb. 🤷🏻♀️ youtu.be/Nk9jn70QhdM
Karma is real. Nice to see her in action.
lol yes
Animals smell evil intent.....post earned a follow for posting something positive 👏
Just love this song so much can’t help posting it🤗❣️
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Karma! Thank you for the post.
Karma. To be honest, I don't really like these people who have this sort of hobby. Waking up the morning and thinking "today I will go killing", I don't get it.
Can someone take tRump trophy hunting!😈👹
I love that the South African government is opening an investigation. If they identify the Cape buffalo in question, will they present it with a medal?
Thank you for this feel good story. I needed the laugh
Good
How is it an unprovoked attack when this douchebag was actively HUNTING this same buffalo???? Give me a break!! He f’ed around and found out!!! God bless the buffalo!!
Who says there's no good news?!!!
I grew up on wild game. Hunting for food is an honorable pursuit. Now...how small does your penis have to be to think this makes you macho?
"Unprovoked"... Yes, the millionaire 'trophy hunter' was trying to kill that buffalo unprovoked.
Exactly! Big game hunters hunt for meat or the thrill of killing helpless animals. So, sometimes the quarry wins. Antlers up Cape Buffalo.
They don't kill for the meat. Hippos? Giraffes? No, they're just little dick assholes with more money than the country they're hunting in. (probably)
Exactly, they do not. There is no reason to hunt animals. None.
~ Agreed…they’re definitely not hunting for meat & absolutely little dick assholes ! 🤬😡
Way to go, Black Death!
Is the buffalo OK??
He FA AND FO.
Good hope his insurance doesn't pay out
When wealth gives you this type of personal ideology to kill a victim in its own defined environment... it is time for that type to be eliminated.
#CapeBuffaLuigi I saw it elsewhere don’t gimme credit
“The safari company called it an “unprovoked attack” as it revealed that Asher Watkins was killed almost instantly by the enormous beast.” Really? I’d say he was asking for it. The buffalo was just quicker than he was. Evolution in action.
Cool how everyone from the safari company was apparently unscathed 🤣 instantly ass
My thought exactly. Calling it “unprovoked” is ridiculous
They will call it on provoke because they're trying to cover their ass it's bad publicity for the company and the guides when you lose the client people start wondering if they want to go with you here's the Buffalo probably knew it was being hunted they're not stupid
Asher was stalking the animal as prey, and got the exact same response a buffalo would give a stalking lion.
Nah, I’d say it’s the hunter competing for the next Darwin Award!
Exactly. The article I read indicated he was stalking the poor creature. The water buffalo then decided “not today”.
"Unprovoked"?
Calling them "hunters" is like calling rapists "alternative lovers." They're murderers, not hunters.
I love a GNS ❤️❤️❤️
Hunters gotta have skin in the game or it's just glorified version of pulling wings off flies.
Cape Buffaloes are now my favorite Buffaloes.
The Cape Buffalo gives the rest of the animal kingdom something to shoot for.
CC: Donald Trump Jr.
That fact is actually quite funny!
"unprovoked attack"? Are they completely brain dead?
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The buffalo has a solid case of self-defense.
😂😂😂 "unprovoked attack" mf you were hunting him for sport, how TF would you react?!
Good for the buffalo, well done, Karma baby, Karma
Cape Buffaloes call it a "conservation effort."
That deserves a round of appawse
Fur sure
The fact that meow one kept up the puns makes me doggone sad.
YAY KARMA!
Read Peter capsticks death in the long grass
You should see the Cape Buffalo dens with human trophy heads on the wall.
Cape Buffalo take down Prides of Lionesses. So wealth and stupidity aren't the protection he perhaps imagined it would be. I'm sure his heirs will be mourning his loss...
This IS fun
Dude's head is now mounted on the wall of the buffalo's living room, apparently.
Survival of the fittest amirite
Demisal of the twittest.
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Might be my new political party name, “The Cape Buffalos”it has a really good platform to start with
This is the most uplifting story I have read today…although it would have been even better if the hunter was Donny Pedo Jr.
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Unprovoked huh?? Nature out here doing Gods work
That word really made me laugh in this context
Second most dangerous wild animal in Africa. Most deadly by far, is the mosquito.
Still waitng for the first mosquito-hunting safari 😉
Small game hunting will ascend in popularity as the tiny house movement picks up steam. Mosquito taxidermy is still lagging woefully behind, however.
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Couldn’t happen to a more deserving piece of human garbage.
Some gotta win, Some gotta lose. Asher's family got the blues.
Good point. I don't understand hunting, save for food.
Now this is some good news!
To his fellow hunters, you use that word 'unprovoked'. I do not think it means what you think it means
Was his death slow very slow
When the expression "Fuck around and fight out" was created....this is what they meant.
"Let's take on an SUV with an armored, pointy front end"... Squish. Rest in piss.
Somehow.. while traversing along the streets of Varanasi India, brushing up with the huge water buffalos on both sides was a very peaceful experience. Animals know!
They are very mean
I love when karma catches up with someone.
Perfect. Now do the Trump kids.
"Unprovoked attack!?" "I'm going to blow your brains out with this big-assed gun, but let it be known, I am not trying to provoke you."
Nothing like a feel-good story during these scary times.
Welp, I guess he did in fact “get the horns” 😂
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You mess with the bull…
Something I will never feel bad about is a dead trophy hunter.
Me either!
Ohhh don’t forget Hunting Accidents
Oh well
Unprovoked my ass. It was self defense! Fuck people that kill these amazing animals for sport. WTF!!
IKR? Cuz somebody tracking your ass to kill you is not fu*king provocative 🙄
If someone is in your yard with a gun wanting to shoot you but you kill them first, I'm pretty sure that makes THEM a stalker and YOU a hero. This buffalo deserves a community protector award: the guy already killed a lot of the buffalo's neighbors. It's different if you need food: Killing="FUN"?WTF
Precisely!
Bam!
May all trophy hunters share this scumbag’s fate. Anyone who kills defenseless animals for fun needs a lobotomy.
On the same topic, I never set foot in a Jimmy John's. The owner is just as bad as Don. Jr. if not worse.
Jimmy John's blocked me for posting this photo. The guy is a scumbags and his food is garbage. #JJSux
Holy crap....
Looks like it's a great day for large mammals everywhere on Earth. Glad he was killed in the environment by the wild animal he was trying to kill for "fun." Isn't "taking joy in killing animals" a warning sign for serial killer behavior, btw?
Big man. Fortunately, the franchise hasn't hit San Diego. Stay that way. FUCK @jimmyjohnsofficial.bsky.social
Good to know. Haven’t eaten there in a decade. Never will again.
I don't know what Jimmy John's is, but I think everybody should pay him a visit.
Thank goodness I have never eaten there- now I’ll make sure no one in my family does… what is wrong with these men? 🤮
Their food sucks, too! I can make better cold cut sandwiches at home!
Calling all angry elephants!
Thanks for the info! There's so many assholes in this world, it's impossible to keep up! I knew though that there was a reason I've never been to one of his restaurants. Now I know to only stop there if I have to take a shit.
Don't forget Bob Parsons from GoDaddy who shoots elephants from helicopters.
I will stop going and boycott Jimmy John’s that is disgusting
Thanks for this info. Another business off the list. The $$ I’m saving! 😘
Same. After finding out about that sick f*ck, I haven't gone near a Jimmy John's. Many years ago already. He can rot in Hell. 😡
I also refuse to eat their mediocre sandwiches and give money to a rabid killer.
Yep, you couldn't pay me to have this pos's food! They all need to be stripped naked and air dropped in the middle of the Everglades.
When I was so living in the states I used to go to Jimmy johns a lot until I saw this... never went again after
Same!!
Well you have to be one sick f*ck to kill a critically endangered species. Who are these people? How do they sleep at night?
Same. I don't care how great their food is.
It’s not so great. The food. Just a bunch of flavor chemicals processed in a perfume plant in NJ. Not to sound like that asshole RFK jr. but speaking truth.
Exactly, find your local or a local deli and enjoy way better food.
Haven’t been in one of those in over a decade. The last (last.) time I got my sandwich before I got my change. What sort of care goes into a 20-second sandwich?
I keep a photo of this asshole kneeling next to a dead elephant in my photo file so I can post it any time someone mentions Jimmy Johns.
Karma
My new favorite animal
Good! I hope the Buffalo wasn't hurt.
See, it's the little things in life that make me happy. This "man" got what he abso-fucking-lutely deserved. He worked long and hard for that karma. Oh, what a righteous bitch that karma is!!!
Yay.
Oh how nice! I love this for him. I hope it was slow and painful.
Unfortunately, he died instantly.
Perhaps the horns disemboweled him, and then the Cape Buffalo just looked at him as he slowly bled out.
I don't wish him a slow and painful death, but it would be nice to know if he appreciated the futility of his life before he shuffled off this mortal coil.
Probably not slow but Definitely painful for the 25 seconds before that Nimrod was unalived with extreme prejudice. Knowing that makes me Grin. open.spotify.com/track/0tZ3mE...
Not slow, but dead is dead.
I wonder if the water buffalo had him stuffed and mounted?
"Well, sir. The bull sometimes wins."
Hah hah! But fyi, Cape Buffalo are not the same as 'water buffalo': Cape Buffalo vs Water Buffalo: What Are the Differences? - A-Z Animals share.google/NtATXYXu19aF...
Was he respectful of the indigenous tribes, and follow their customs? I just want to get ahead of any negative stories we can pay-off early.
I hope he took a trophy!
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LOL!!
His head is on a plaque and fixed to a tree.
Or a nice selfie with his corpse
That would be splendid !!
…..agreed. Too bad water buffalo are vegetarians.
It was quick and painful - and somehow the reporting stated that the attack was unprovoked by an injured animal - sooooo.... as @mdg650hawk.bsky.social stated, kind of seems like the bovine was hunting for "sport". 🤣🤣🤘🏽
* uninjured animal… Gah. BS, give us an edit window! 😂
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He was just standing there minding his own business
#FarSide cartoon could do something with that story.
Hurray! A win for the good guys!
Karma
Most of the deaths are from people trying to tie hair bows onto their horns.
FAFO
Justice.
Unprovoked? Hell no, I’m Team Buffalo
Good riddance
Aren’t the Trump boys up for one of these hunts soon, or will they just have their secret service detail take care of it for them?
Wait until they learn about hippos...the real killers.
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Since British big game hunters discovered them in the 1800’s! They are one of the nastiest critters on the planet! And that guy got what he deserved. Zero sympathy.
Good
Land orcas
Good! I hope it was painful as hell
Cape Buffalo = 100 Hunter = 0
Awesome
Give that buffalo a sweet retirement. It earned one.
Nearly all trophy hunters are narcissists & many are psychopaths. Studies show they do it for attention, the pic, the post. Why should animals suffer, not for food, not to limit their population because they will starve to death but because some weak, pathetic, cowardly conservative has a tiny dick?
I love it. I hope he killed the guide, too, and hunts down the rest of those rat fucking bastards, puts a horn up their asses.
don't fuck with mother nature... Its the smart that survive.. the Buffalo was doing human kind a favor..
Buffalo 1 Dickhead 0
Surely it's .. Buffalo 1 Dickhead Did not finish
Luv it! Retired Hurt?
Best thing I’ve heard all day. Hope the POS rots in hell.
The only more appropriate end for trophy hunters is the ignominious death by mosquito. 🦟
Anyone that has $10k for this has $10k too much.
I couldn’t kill something unless I intended to eat it. You don’t kill big cats for food
💯😖This POS billionaire is just as bad as Don Jr. and Eric, trying to prove what a big man he was. Karma, maybe for them some day.
I would like the pics of the beautiful creature mauling the two POS much more … 🙄🫣😲😩🥲
Yes, that I could support
How small does your junk have to be to consider that fun...
I think I condemned it, but you know ‘pos’ means piece of shit my friend 🤷♀️🙄
Donald & Ivana couldn't stop f*cking thus creating more useless 💩 on the planet.
I was agreeing with you...
Two assholes.
Buffalo explains how FAFO works to the asshole big game hunter
It was provoked . How bad of a Hunter was this idiot . Karma
See. There is some good news 🤗
Don Jr. Is due for a hunting trip. Isn't he?😃
I hear there's a Cape Buffalo...
Hunter: I'm gonna kill you, Cape Buffalo. Cape Buffalo: [kills hunter] Witness: That was an unprovoked attack! Just came outta nowhere!
Unprovoked…please! Other hunters take note.
Luv that for him!
Good riddance, one less asshole in the world.
Good for the bull.
Love it. I think people who kill endangered species should get the death penalty. It's like the easiest crime to not commit.
Hope it was slow and painful... no fucks to give.
Is there any video? I need a new live wallpaper..
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I hate people that hunt for sport.
The buffalo was undoubtedly a liberal socialist gun control nut from PETA.
Unprovoked attack. By an animal they were tracking to kill. Isn’t big game hunting just a series of unprovoked attacks? I can it a righteous kill. May the cape buffalo continue to make their mark on the game hunting community.
“Unprovoked” fuck off, he got the law of the jungle enforced on his ass!
Killing animals for sport is evil. Don’t be surprised when they fight back. Maybe could use their head on a mantle
Good riddance
Can we send Trumps boys on a hunting trip wherever the Cape Buffaloes are right now .
May we please release a Cape Buffalo into that ballroom while trump is in it??
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At last, some good w
Yaaaayy!!! Go buffalo!!!! 💕
He was innocent! It was unprovoked! 🤣
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Do they give awards to wild animals?
Thanks for sharing some good news!
I am very much on team Cape Buffalo
Watch out for hippos, too! They kill 500 people a year, about 300 more than Cape Buffalo. Although big game hunters are not that interested in them.
Other hunters called it an unprovoked attack???? Hahaha. I’m pretty sure tracking an animal to kill it is provocation.
Good! This monster got what he deserved. I love when the hunted animal fights back! Leave Cape Buffaloes alone!
Perfect! Well done buffalo!
I now have a new appreciation for the Cape Buffalo
"In a moment of fearlessness, as he lived his life, he met the challenge head-on, leaving this world a man of courage, faith, and adventure.” What the actual hell??? These people are warped.
Thank you
They claim it was ‘unprovoked’. That is 100% insane. Hunting and trophy hunting is 100% unprovoked so thoughts and prayers.
Um, yeah, pretty sure being tracked to be killed is a sufficient enough reason to respond in kind. The hunted sending a message.
I fucking love me some karma
Way to go buffalo!
How is it unprovoked if he was trying to kill it?
Well, at least the buffalo got a trophy.
Best news I’ve heard all day.
Killing animals for sport is monstrous and should be considered murder. #environment
Cape buffalos, if you're listening, there's two other asshole big game hunters called Don & Eric. If you see them, charge at them...
Hopefully it pissed on his corpse afterward, too.
Good for that buffalo!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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He was "trying to take it down," yet this is viewed as an "unprovoked" attack by the Cape Buffalo. I beg to differ.
They don't kill as many as hippos. However,we couldn't get a hippo within range of the bastard.
Looks to me like a clear case of self-defense on the buffalo's part.
Kings have been downed by boars almost as often as by the sword
Yay!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Remember talking with a big game hunter in my younger days and one of the talking points I can remember is that “you need an elephant gun to hunt Cape buffalo. Shoot them with anything less and it just pisses them off.” And yes, they enjoy stomping the shit out of anyone stupid enough to get close.
Man vs Nature… oh well! Maybe the tides ARE finally turning…
Good for them. The line "unprovoked" puzzles me. Who is guilty of a provocation, the hunter trying to kill the buffalo, or the buffalo saving its own life?
And hunting is, by design, an unprovoked attack.
You got that right.
I don't call going after an animal with a high powered rifle hunting Go in bare handed and I'll call it hunting
An atlatl and a spear.
Right? Rifles make it sport, not hunting
Sport in the sense that Nascar is sport.
Yes Most of these trophy hunters couldn't fight their way out of wet paper bag
That is what I tell my neighbor who likes to trophy hunt. Put down your damn rifle and go get a spear or club and do hand, to claws combat. The winner gets to eat.😻
We'll be there soon.
I bet cannibalism hits first before people start clubbing animals again People are so much easier to kill
You just put a can of cheap beer out and you can catch all the stupid humans want.
Definitely Stand Your Ground.
Yeah, I’m guessing being hunted is provocation enough.
It’s the same as Ukraine’s unprovoked attack on Russia
Exactly. He paid $10,000 to hunt one, tracked it, and the buffalo got him first. How much more provoked could a buffalo possibly get?
Right? He was hunting it down, but it also attacked unprovoked 🤔 Oooooh, the buffalo wasn't supposed to realise it was being hunted and was suppose to perish via a cheap shot. Boo hoo! I think the vile hunters millions $$$$ should be confiscated for animal protection.😌
A hunter said that. A hunter also called him a great "family man," saying "He spent every spare moment he could with Savannah and shared his life with her" Meaning, of course, his every spare moment when not jet setting to pricey canned hunts he chose over spending time w/her.......
The hunt purveyor seems to equate "unprovoked" with "guy did not get off a shot." Disingenuous when you are invading the animal's territory walking through grass taller than you, making noise & oozing man scent. Often Buffalo are heard before they're seen, he assumed the risk and lost.
"He was just minding his own business with his giant ass scoped rifle, hunting buffaloes, when black death suddenly attacked him! Unfair!"
Totally! Or he fired and missed and the buffalo said... you had your chance m-f'er, now it's my turn.
Thank you!!!
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The Buffalo retaliated first.
Good. Cape Buffalo 1 Hunter 0
Sadly, based on the story, it's probably: Cap Buffalo 1 Hunter tens or hundreds of innocent animals
Since colonialism, probably hundreds of thousands or millions of innocent animals.
These people are abhorrent. I hope he was gored repeatedly and stomped to death.
Just let me enjoy this
You got it. I enjoyed this story even more than the dentist who was killed by the lion he was hunting.
Oh yeah I forgot about that guy! 😁
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As he was being tracked for a kill. Pretty provoking behavior. Track me to kill me...you better hope I don't get you first.
Retaliate in advance. Perfect.
Stop resisting
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He knew an asshole when he saw one.
The castle doctrine was clearly in effect here. 😆
Excellent.
Slava Cape Buffaloes 🐃!!!!! Fuck trophy hunters!!!!
It's like a Hemingway novel!
That's nice. Keep up the great work, Cape Buffaloes!
#TeamBuffalo
GOOD! I HATE TROPHY HUNTERS! 🤬
Tots and pears for the Cape buffalo
That's a rough looking 52 hahaha
Good for the Cape Buffalo
The human should be stuffed and mounted.
Some good news at last
So do Hippos!
Buffalo for the win!
Unprovoked my ass!
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Oh my, that made me smile.
May other trophy hunters also get the day they deserve.
I’m glad it killed that murderous cruel bastard. A fitting death for him.
Nice timeline cleanse. Thank you
Go Cape Buffalo!
Thank you...laughs are hard to come by, these days.
you’re VERY welcome.🤣😂
Lol
BYE!
Zero empathy for trophy hunters who kill just for a thrill. Nature got the win.
Cape Buffaloes, are my new spirit animal
That's not an unprovoked attack. That's proactive self-defense. Animals can smell an asshole a mile away. Can we invite some cape buffaloes to the WH?
How much of a loser do you have to be to get killed on a professionally guided canned hunt?
It's a beautiful thing.
I love that for him!
Other hunters called it an unprovoked attack. What do they think their hunting is? 🤦♂️
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Next Jr and Eric
Cape Buffalo are now my favorites!😘
Heck with cute cats and pandas falling over We need videos