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Trump should think carefully about this one. If he outlaws the use of dough as a weapon then it pretty much benches the whole of ICE.

They claimed he attacked them with an Avacado/Ranch 15

Booze is more important to her than securing the country

So they found a grand jury of people who were capable of logic and reasoning and understanding of basic Constitutional rights. What a tragic development for Jeanine Pirro!!!

Assault and pepper.

True. But she knows where to get great deals on boxes of wine!

Vegi sando?

She simply can't spelle.

Good!

or she is secretly trying to foil the new deep state from within...

She’s doing what she does best, be mediocre at everything

The scummy NY Post is saying that Robin Westman was a transgender Nazi. FBI Director Kash Patel identified them as a male. Documents from Westman requesting a name change say they identify as female. Things are getting pretty weird...and scary. FUBAR

hey the federal agent wanted ham, not peanut butter. isn't this a felony?

Our right to bear sandwiches SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!

Ah well, she can drown her sorrows later. She probably usually does. P. S. Strength and love to those in recovery.

Don't worry she won't remember a thing when she wakes up in the morning and clears those boxes of wine off of her bed.

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And Judge Tosses D.C. Case From Trump Prosecutor-Calls It Total Garbage, sites inconsistency with Jan 6 releases by DOJ that were far more serious crimes.

The same who announced no gun prosecutions in DC. Setup by team felon www.cnn.com/2025/08/21/p...

I’m not sure if it was chardonnay or congress’ idea but it is a really bad one.

The armed citizens in the capitol idea, that is. As for sandwich throwers, is the penalty based on what’s in the sandwich? Like is bologna a lesser charge? Is egg salad a class X felony?

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Never end a sentence with a preposition. Now carry on.

They said the charge was a bunch of boloney!

I have the sudden urge to scream "you couldn't prosecute a ham fucking sandwich" at a wine-drunk Italian lady

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Mrs. Bowers, he threw that sandwich for all of us. Mine had no sweet peppers or oregano, with Kosher pickles on the side.

Her perfect roommate would be Alina Habba: they're both incompetent US Attorneys.

i guess you can't indict a ham sandwich

You can - just not the person who threw it!

Huffpost calls her "FLOP COP". Seems to fit.

Going to subway today to order a foot long Pirro Sandwich.

She couldn't prosecute prosciutto.

She couldn't spell prosciutto.

😄😄 I can't either but my stomach don't care

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Just maybe they could indict the sandwich

maybe it didn't have any ham in it!

Trump only hires the best drunks available

But oh they polished off a few choice boxes of wine while they were preparing for the grand jury.

Oh - Love it!

We all need that laugh

Just remember children, if you're going to throw tomatoes at the bad ICE people, take them out of the can first.

She’s a piece of trash just like all the others.

We'll find out her real first name is Judge. like Judge Reinhold. No legal background no experience just named Judge J Pirro

One of Trump’s best and brightest.

I'm torn between sending Jasmine Crocket a case of canes and sending Pirro a case of wine boxes.

Was there any doubt she would be as woefully incompetent as she is?

Come on Ms Bowers, that officer was seriously butt hurt.

Perfect.

I guess prosecutors can't get an indictment of a ham sandwich after all.

Boxed Whine needs to go back to sleep.

Fantastic

Reports are a delivery of box wine by the pallet was seen during grand jury testimony

The sandwich was still in its wrapper. He basically gave him a free sandwich.

sheamlesshh tranzhishhion

"They're not sending their best. They're sending rapists, and criminals, and molesters... and one or two good people, maybe" Every accusation is a confession with them

They should have thanked him for the sandwich

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We should form a Sandwich Army to throw sandwiches at #ICE every there is one around

Can never go wrong with the "He looked hungry" defense.

A new low for media.

She most likely was drunk off her ass!

Mrs. Bowers, Do you read the multitude of replies your hilarious and/or thoughtful posts receive? Thank you for your attention to this mess we’re in! Love, A Fan PS you don’t need to answer if your answer is yes! 😉

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RealNews: In a Democratic city a man threw a sub sandwich just outside the subway. The subways in the Democratic cities just aren't safe. Next up, a whale sighting in the ocean.

You cannot, in fact, indict a sandwich. 😁

LMFAO 🤣

Meanwhile, Mr. Pirro removes all the boxed wine from the fridge and hides steak knives in preparation for a long long night.

lol She can fail anywhere.

I’m still trying to sort out what kind of sandwich it actually was…. We deserve to know the truth

The number one skill listed in her resume is… Serial Liar

Throwing sandwiches at people in bullet proof vests is legal in most countries

It seems to be a theme.

This whole story is just delicious!

She's a real winner aka lover lawyer

FREE THE SANDWICH THROWER IMMEDIATELY It was only a whole salami sandwich.Have a drink and dismiss the sandwich thrower.

In the corporate world where sucking up has risen to an art form every loser has the opportunity to rise to their highest level of incompetence.

Wine as a libtard ally. Not on my bingo card.

I needed this 😂😅😂Thank you 🥪throwing 👨

Abject incompetence will be this Administration's Achilles Heel.

Perhaps a new amendment to enshrine the right to carry a sandwich.

Haaaaa! They have it on video and these incompetent fucks still fucked it up.

Smearing a masked thug's kevlar vest with a sub sandwich ISN'T a felony!

#PirroBoxWino

She is a vile human being made even worse by her inability to say anything without screaming.

Pirro Grigio can't even indict a ham sandwich but she thought she could take a footlong salami sub.

lol ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cuz she ate the evidence

#Meritocracy

He probably threw an olive loaf sandwich. No one can count that as a crime.😁

When you offer an olive branch, you're not really supposed to throw it at the person...

But...how will Washingtonians feel safe walking the streets, knowing that a dude lurking in the bushes with an open carry sandwich could just...pop out and lob one at an innocent soldier, picking up trash? (oh wait, that's right. They're armed. Scratch that)

She is quite talented at being incompetent

I’ll drink to that

But she does get all the boxed wine she can swill

Typical Trump appointment!

Do we want anyone to competently carry out Trump’s selective prosecutions? My hope is that his insistence on loyalists will continue to mean incompetent hires who are ineffective at carrying out his destructive, vindictive agenda.

I imagine they would have indicted if he had thrown the combo meal!

Made me laugh. 😆

It’s time to get all Susie Greene up in their faces. “Get out of here you fat fuck!”

He better catch them, 'cuz there ain't no way he's bending over to get them

If he were a box of wine I bet she’d manage to indict the hell out of him

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Remember, she could never get an indictment against Robert Durst.

Silly Jeanine, drinking too much and being an utter moron are the qualifications for secretary of defense.

Outstanding.

When did a sandwich become classified as a deadly weapon?

She's multi-untalented.