"God forbid--GOD FORBID--there should be a tragedy and I should EVER have to take Mr. Trump's job," said JD Vance while signaling to this interior design team to measure the Oval Office drapes.
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He's already mastered how to do nothing but take frequent vacations too.
aug 29, 2025, 2:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm pretty sure that TPTB want Vance.
aug 29, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
Et tu, Brutus?
aug 29, 2025, 12:02 am • 10 0 • view
Peter Thiel's poison pill.
aug 29, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
That would be his only chance to be president, given his significant unpopularity.
aug 29, 2025, 12:03 am • 12 0 • view
Don’t do us like that and get our hopes up
aug 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
Will he replace all the tacky gold with manure-brown?
aug 29, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
he will last 3 days.
aug 29, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
No good LYING SOB!... He's biting at the bit waiting for "His" day to come!...
aug 29, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Would this be 25th amendment language I'm hearing?
aug 31, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I forgot 🤞
aug 29, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
Let him in. Let him measure the drapes. He doesn't have the same dipshit, diehard following. No way (even with all Peter Thiel's money) he could possibly do as much damage.
aug 29, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
Forecasting much?
aug 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
They know he's old sick sad stupid and ugly.
aug 29, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
Van is significantly unqualified to be Vice President! As President it’s absolutely impossible to imagine!
aug 29, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
I really think that we should start telling MAGAs that JD Vance would be responsible if something happens to Trump. They need to watch out for JD.
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 11 0 • view
Ohhh I love it!!
aug 29, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
A little too ready it appears.
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
“Thinking” he is ready is his biggest handicap.
aug 29, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
No he isn't. 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
aug 29, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
The jackals are circling.
aug 29, 2025, 12:05 am • 13 0 • view
Absolutely
aug 29, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
You know he's already got eyes on that sofa.
aug 29, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
I mean, I'm thinking the same thing, but only because said tragedy needs to take Trump, Vance, and as many of the Cabinet kiss-asses as possible out at the same time. It truly would be a tragedy if that demented racist croaks only to let JV Dunce take over...
aug 29, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Wow....counting his chickens before they hatch.....or maybe knows something.
aug 29, 2025, 12:04 am • 4 0 • view
He knows....
aug 29, 2025, 12:23 am • 2 0 • view
The new sofas will be more, ahem, “user friendly” and stain resistant.
aug 29, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
Trump is going to be pissed that J.D. Vance is already throwing dirt on his coffin.
aug 29, 2025, 12:03 am • 4 0 • view
Oh yeah 🎯
aug 29, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
A man who compared Trump to Hitler, then showed he could be easily bought by an evil billionaire whose stated aim is to completely abolish democracy, is one of the only people on Earth who would actually be a worse president than Trump. Way worse. Fascism's takeover of the US was ridiculously easy.
aug 29, 2025, 12:27 am • 3 0 • view
All the gold will be replaced with couches!
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 8 0 • view
🏆
aug 29, 2025, 12:13 am • 3 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
As it was in the beginning, so shall it ever be.
aug 29, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
In times like these I wish there was a God who would smite both of them. Then the flamboyant Mike Johnson could take over and thrill all of MAGA with his drag show.
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 3 0 • view
Paging @thegodpodcast.com for a smite.
aug 29, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
Such a creep
aug 29, 2025, 8:55 am • 0 0 • view
He’s had his eyes on an Oval Office couch for months now.
aug 29, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
Uh oh you know how they like to telegraph......
aug 29, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
It would be interesting to see wrecked pickup trucks on blocks and ratty couches on the White House lawn. Maybe have a screaming old lady with a meth addiction as the press secretary... Not that the last would change the vibe of the current press secretary...
aug 29, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
Is that why he's getting his vacations in now?
aug 29, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
Vance speaks for millions of us but only that part where he says “GOD FORBID…I should EVER have to take Mr Trump’s job”. Yes, JD, God help us if you have to do it.
aug 29, 2025, 12:06 am • 5 0 • view
I never considered what a Vance cabinet would look like (still waiting for the 💩🍊 to expire), but do all of his cabinet members have to wear eye liner?
aug 29, 2025, 12:05 am • 2 0 • view
Hide the couches
aug 29, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
He should be easier to take out.
aug 29, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Hey Shady, have you secretly asked this question?
aug 29, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 1 • view
He wouldn't be president - billionaire Thiel, his sponsor, would be president.
aug 29, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
He's liable to fall out a 7th-floor window saying that lol.
aug 29, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
Out of the pot into the fire!
aug 29, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
“ oh I’m a huge fan of gold as a decorating element. It will make the dictators feel more at home at the White House”
aug 29, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
Someone tell Trump Vance has been looking at him like a 5 days dead carcase. He should yeet his VP. It's not like he's not got practice at trying that very thing.
aug 29, 2025, 12:08 am • 5 0 • view
Though we might all wish about *something* happening, the truth is he'd never have a news moment without days of lead-up! "Not dead yet." ~ MP
aug 29, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
Why? Trump will do nothing, drama queen.
aug 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Smokey-eyed couch fucker can taste it.
aug 29, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
JD Vance isn't ready to run the overnight shift at a 7-11.
aug 28, 2025, 11:58 pm • 32 0 • view
He would end up molesting the Slurpee machine.
aug 29, 2025, 12:11 am • 12 0 • view
Peter Thiel is licking his lips.
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
If or when that should happen, I have a feeling that we'll start to see a large number of R Senators find their spines again. Whether it's the ones who want to run for president in '28 or the ones who chair some of the more powerful committees, I don't think Vance gets a blank check like 🍊🤡 does.
aug 29, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
Here's the article www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
aug 29, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Strange comment. Why did he bring it up?
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 15 0 • view
Dump’s been talking about getting into heaven. There are several things when added up gives me a scintilla of hope that the a-hole is dying. Trying not to get too crazy with it though because there’s been so much disappointment in the last 10 years
aug 29, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe the prep work to 25th Amendment him? But I don’t know if the Couch Master can capture the base. And he’s more grating to listen to than Drumpt (who I mute the as soon as he starts droning).
aug 29, 2025, 1:07 am • 6 0 • view
Scenario 1: He blurted that out by accident - same self-aggrandizing syndrome all these morons who wait for wax droppings from the Orange Walking Tussaud have in common. They know Trump is somehow terminally ill - the begging for Nobel ☮️ prize is a good indicator. Scenario 2: your 25th A. guess
aug 29, 2025, 2:30 am • 3 0 • view
And he’s been talking about wanting to get into heaven (he’s not if there is one). Fingers crossed 🤞
aug 29, 2025, 3:09 pm • 1 0 • view
His sudden worry about heaven is telling in an elderly man-child as well.
aug 29, 2025, 3:24 am • 3 0 • view
Exactly right. If "Heaven" allows this motherfucker in, then I bet is the slice of it where Hitler, Mussolini, Genghis Khan, Pot Pol, Rudolf Hess, all the Inquisition "Popes" and the rest of Earth's scum over the millenia is housed. Might be a "blasphemy", but "God" himself is housed in there, too
aug 29, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Heaven is a man made construct, so I laugh.
aug 29, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I agree, but if there is one, I have many questions.
aug 29, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Vance... Im committed to finishing the ballroom
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 4 0 • view
He’s dying, ain’t he?
aug 29, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
Signaling that he's been told he's got to be ready, soon. Old Trump-a-Dump is about to take a fall. Funny how those White House windows keep getting unlocked!
aug 29, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Why am I picturing a Coyote/Road Runner situation in the Oval?
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
Bwaaaahahahaaaaa. We see right through the veil of sins with this coup. “Covet” is the name of their game. They’ll kill to have what others have, even their own ilk.
aug 29, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
It has been the plan all along. Get Vance in there and get rid of Trump either due to "natural causes" or the 25th Amendment. Project 2025 wants Vance.
aug 29, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
He's got Peter Thiel backing him, so that's bad. But no effing way he has the appeal of Trump to the 30% who support MAGA.
aug 29, 2025, 12:41 am • 3 0 • view
Regime doesn't need MAGA anymore. They own the supreme court, Congress and the military. Elections aren't necessary. MAGA is now expendable just like the rest of us.
aug 29, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
My opinion is that the Republicans will let Trump ruin as much as he can, then Vance takes over and is hailed as a savior from Trump. He's just as bad, of course, but he can lie more convincingly.
aug 29, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He probably giggles after he says things like this.
aug 29, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
I’m watching Death of Stalin tonight how about you?
aug 28, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I already watched it back in March of 53. I thought it was boring but I was only into baseball at the time. 🤗
aug 29, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
Hum sorry I meant the 2017 Ianucci movie, should have used inverted commas
aug 29, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
No. I was talking about the death of Stalin. I was 15 that day. I remember it. It snowed that day.
aug 29, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
Let's hope we'll be reprising it sooner rather than later
aug 29, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I just don’t know which is worse. Gilead or MAGAdonia FFS
aug 29, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
Watch what you secretly wish for. Tongue in cheek
aug 29, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
Honestly everything sucks right now. But this gave me hope. If Couch Boy thinks he’s gonna wield the power of dear leader. He’s Dead wrong.
aug 29, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
Wonder if he’s measuring the sofa
aug 29, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
I guess you could say JD is a Gold digger. 😂
aug 29, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
The death of Trump could hardly be classified as a tragedy. There would be more citizens singing than the whole of Oz when Margaret Hamilton melted.
aug 29, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
If JD Vance stops going on vacations, we'll know the end is near for Trump.
aug 29, 2025, 12:24 am • 3 0 • view
he's ready according to what he sees trump doing.
aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 4 0 • view
😱 When you say the quiet part out loud 🫣
aug 29, 2025, 12:23 am • 2 0 • view
Trump has one foot in the grave already. I don't expect him to live out his term. Honestly, if he were poisoned how would anyone tell? Vance has obviously had these thoughts as well. He's just waiting, like a vulture. Soon he could have the power he really wants.
aug 29, 2025, 12:08 am • 4 0 • view
Regardless of any external actors, I don't think that he'll make it to the end of the year. The thing is none of his sycophants can command this cult of personality once he is gone. It will be like rats in a bucket, gnawing each other to death. These are my happy thoughts,
aug 29, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
I think they are going to have to assassinate trump before he loses all ability to function mentally and/or physically. He goes out as a hero/martyr. Blame it on an immigrant.
aug 29, 2025, 12:04 am • 2 0 • view
God forbid? Photographs inside The Sistine Chapel are FORBIDDEN. The Pope and The Vatican ARE God's highest representatives on Earth and Vance didn't honor what God said was forbidden on sacred grounds and AT THE VATICAN. Vance posted to social media a selfie of himself inside The Sistine Chapel
aug 29, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
Interesting how these world “ Strongmen” authoritarians start to “ eat their own” when they see threats to their power grabs. trump was the voter “ bait” to get JD exactly where he needed to be in order for his NRx ( Authoritarian Network state) America takeover.
aug 29, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 1 • view
Getting the plastic couch covers together.
aug 28, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Thiel's boyfriend cant wait to get the job and let the corpo-fascists run the show
aug 29, 2025, 12:02 am • 16 0 • view
Didn't his boyfriend jump out of a window?
aug 29, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
Foreign officials visiting the White House should NOT sit on the couch in the Oval office.
aug 31, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view