Donald Trump has invented a new kind of fascism, all the nasty, authoritarianism of the old fascism, but this time the trains *don't* run on time.
Donald Trump has invented a new kind of fascism, all the nasty, authoritarianism of the old fascism, but this time the trains *don't* run on time.
For that, blame Elon Musk.
Why did he have to do his BRO like that???
And Jeffrey Epstein is riding shotgun in the locomotive and passenger cars, crying out for his GOOD friend!!!
America needs to turn its back on this president and administration. They are all unfit on many levels to be in charge of anything nationally.
"Won't"
Il Duce still lost, didn't he?
BUT HE STOPPED RAPIST MIMMIGRANTS PRAISE THE LARD!
Trains??? You mean BIG TRANSPORTATION??? We're going back to horses!!!
Incompetence leading to breakdown
It was years before the Nazis began mass murders, but they started concentration camps in 1933. Trump’s health will likely stop him before exterminations, but watch for Stephen Miller to execute Others.
The trains never ran on time. They just used to lie about it in old facism
Came here to say just that. Things were absolutely still borked under OG fascism - they just lied about it. Just like they do now. Don't like the results? The numbers? Just tell the public what you wish were true as if it were true...and enough will believe :/
A friend’s mom was a girl in Mussolini’s Italy and she said “people just stopped complaining about late trains”
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Das ist ein interessanter Punkt! Muss man sich fragen, ob die Lügen über die Pünktlichkeit der Züge ein Symptom oder eine Ursache des Faschismus waren.
Why not both?
And neither do planes arrive and depart on time.
Or stay in the sky
The government will literally fall apart when trump dies
I hope this reply-bot is right. We need a new government that isn't so easily corrupted by this reply-bot's owners
Nothing runs on time or works. Oh and as extra dollop of failson bullshit we enforce laws that don’t exist while ignoring the ones that r especially dangerous.
When you watch Trump dejectedly stand in the presence of a seasoned pro like Putin, it is both a relief that he is without a clue on what it takes to be a true authoritarian and terrifying that whoever replaces Trump won't be such an imbecile during the learning process.
Moron fascism.
Fun fact: The trains didn't actually run on time in Mussolini's Italy, either. People just didn't live very long if they reported that the trains didn't run on time, so people very quickly stopped reporting it.
I understand that some key lines, that visiting dignitaries saw, actually DID run on time. It was a con
Seems more like he is a useful idiot for the likes of Musk & Thiel to usher in an era of techno-fascism. See, e.g., www.commondreams.org/opinion/big-... and youtube.com/shorts/Xg6de...
Socialist, nationalism. Trump’s form of authoritarianism.
Add deathly stoopidism to the list!
Fascism Lite* the bud light of politics.
Because trains ( or any public transport) is socialism to the worst person in history. CALL AND EMAIL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES DAILY AND DEMAND THEY HONOR THEIR OATHS TO THE CONSTITUTION IMPEACH REMOVE AND JAIL TRUMP AND HIS CABINET PLEASE JOIN CITIZEN IMPEACHMENT.COM
Cursed and double cursed 🤬 😤 🤧
They didn't under Mussolini either. He just said they did.
The difference between this fascist administration and most other fascist administrations is that the other ones were competent fascist administrations. This one is an incompetent fascist administration
Because that's what Joe Biden would want.... trains that run on time.
Best capsule history ever
Because he's the dumbest fascist ever.
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Good point! Also, this Trumpian brand is predominantly Christo-fascist, thanks to the Heritage Society and Project 2025. It's been done before:
Don't forget the role the Catholic Church played in protecting Nazis when the war was over. They were so anti communist, they felt they had to protect war criminals.
The sad thing, the trains run on time in the Third Reich, they run on a deadly timetable. Please, it could not be, that these trains are coming back! I have the pictures in front of my eyes. My parents saw the death marches through our small village. This could not be!
Incompetence may be the only Achilles heel of the hostile takeover attempt. Took a while, but folks can't ignore as Clowns Running The Circus stops being entertainment & starts being frightening reality. Well, that & the fact that neither of the pipe bombs went off on Jan 6. I guess #1 covers both.
fascist f-ck-up.
Well, and also they picked different scapegoat demographics this time around.
Trains? You have trains?
The trains never did. Anywhere.
For The Ones That Didn't Bother Reading History, Read About Mussolini, And What Eventually Happened To Him!!!!
(rubbing hands together) Did it involve a train?
We have the stupidest fascism. I’m kind of insulted by it.
Fascism, American Style!!!
Dipshitler
And Christians are doing all the heavy lifting.
Ding ding ding…….this time we got a demented Cheetolini, Brain Wormed Health Sec,TV Host Defense Sec and Just Dickless Vice Prez……the list goes on!! 🤪🚂
Shit hole country but without the charm
The 'brains' don't run on time either.
“Sloppy fascism”
Donald Trump made the trains at Epstein Island run on time.
We were just commenting on this after our 7th plane delay on a trip.
Trains run on time in working social democracies, or people complain. In fascist states, everyone agrees the trains run on times--- or else.
That's not the new kind... .... that's the Original Flavor Where trains are for rich people and the entry fee starts at eight figures per year
100% heist
Perfect
Authoritarian vibes with none of the infrastructure. Just chaos, cruelty, and broken escalators at Trump Tower.
In fact, everything's broken or soon will be.
What trains?
Added bonus: planes fall out of the sky.
Trains are woke anyway.
He's an incompetent dictator
$1.78/gallon. On Fox a supposed commenter is claiming Costco gas at under $2. That claim, by the way, is lower than wholesale RBOB. In other words, Costco would cover the tax, refining, transport and still take a loss. Reich. 🙄
And the grifting we mustn’t forget the grifting