When [an] owner of a Usonian house telephoned [Frank Lloyd] Wright in desperation because the rain was pouring in through a leak in the roof, the master calmly suggested: "Why don't you move your chair a little bit to one side?" —Peter Blake in /The Master Builders/
Sounds like the S.Ve.Sekar joke - where a patient visits a doc and complains about a pain "where he sits" and the doc asks him to move aside a little. (darn it, found it hard to translate from the original tamil - கொஞ்சம் தள்ளி ஒக்காருங்க - which sounds much funnier to me).
The difference between UI and UX can seem small but turn out to be rather big...