The barbaric ways of the GESTAPO have me cheering on the runners 🏃‍♀️ 👏🏼 🙌🏼

Was that guy Hussein Bolt? Lol

Meal Team 6 needs to start jogging

Meal team 6!!!!!!!!!!

You don't want them showing up for an amphibious mission, they'll be in a gravy boat.

You're confiding them with the Gravy Seals.

Confusing or conflating. Damn, I wish we had an edit feature. I'm really not as stupid as I appear to be (i hope!).

Run !!!!!

Run fatties run!

And to think Im paying for this shit. Fkg Trump is costing us more than any President in history. I cant keep paying three times more for everything. Hes destroying my budget. Make him quit!

We need to stop all this. Have you called your representatives?

My Rep here is a full blooded Trumper. I call and I get nothing but trump talking points. Byron Donald is impossible.

It still helps to call to burst their bubble a little!

I hope he got away

If they are hiring anyone who wants to be an ICE agent for 50k bonus and no experience, I’d say you have a pretty good chance of out running those fat fucks. Some might be body builders but big muscles make you move slow and awkwardly.

Good luck, foo

Dude is pretty quick!

Thanks to the Christian Nationalist/Heritage Foundation that took over the Republican Party

Alleged ICE…..who knows .any rando can buy some military dress up clothes and head out to apprehend people..

They absolutely have. There's been confirmed rapes & attempts by men claiming to be ICE. We will never know how many people could be disappeared by thugs playing dress up to get rid of anyone not a white supremacist We should not be pretending these ICE agents are cops when they're anonymous gangs.

...or worse.

Could some not just do that to the tangerine toddler then?

Dems should do the same and specifically accost all the idiot Brown people who though Trump wouldn't try to get rid of them and their families. There is no high ground in politics anymore.

Any rando can join ICE too. And does.

Exactly, anyone can go online and buy these clothes and mask up and "disappear" people - WTAF???

Hey ICE listen to Dean Wormer: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

Until these goons start showing ID and a warrant, I’d run, too; otherwise, for all that I know, I could become the victim of a hate crime, perpetrated by Trump loyalist, impersonating thugs. I’m not suggesting that actual ICE agents are any better. Defund ICE and let local cops do their jobs.

These bubbas don’t stand a chance. Just keep digging their holes……

Bro outran them wearing flip flops. 👌

Make the goons run in the heat with those ridiculous costumes

COSTUMES is what they are. They're not uniforms. 👏

None of them can run 100 metres.

Resist!!! Run

I hope this young man got away from these assholes.

Add curly noises and it’s so much funnier. Woo woo, woo woo. Benny Hill music also works but you got a double the speed.

This made my day. One less person for them to deport.

These guys need a fitness program. Maybe they can join Kennedy and Hegseth on their make america healthy and fit 😁😆🤣😅🤣🤣

Looks like the one "agent" dropped his gun and had to go back and pick it up. SAD!!!

Feds use retention holsters. It wasn't a gun

Haha Hahahahaha Sure dude, the guys who don't have a single piece of gear in common because it's from Alibaba all uniformly use retention holsters.

We got a gear expert over here.

Do you mean 'person with eyes' One of the cuckolds running around in DC has a nylon velcro closure drop leg holster. Half of the ICE patches they have are different fonts, sizes, alignments etc. And so on.

Looks like they have been TEMU shopping.

From the angle this was filmed looks like he also dropped his self esteem

I suppose we’re “lucky” they haven’t started shooting wildly into crowds yet. 🤬

Out of shape couch potato Ice Goons will. Easier than running.

I think it was today but maybe yesterday they did open fire at a car with a family in it. Thankfully no one in the car was injured.

That shooting sounds completely crazy. And I don’t believe one word from anyone who works for ICE/DHS. They lie constantly. Their story about the shooting doesn’t make any sense. But you are both right, there will be more shootings from these poorly trained brutes. nbclosangeles.app.link/98Tj4WTtVVb

Sadly, just give them a little more time and they will 🤬

Schmucks 🤦‍♀️

"Wait! My gun, my gun! I gotta go back!"

Keystone kops

The Keystone Cops were funny. These masquerading, goon squad assholes are the Felon 47 MAGA Gestapo.

Fat asses can't run (on their feet). They'll have to get helicopters, tanks, and use their guns.

That's all well and good but they need to be taken off the streets now before they hurt anyone else.

I can’t wait.

All empty threats. Do something now.

We can arrest them now. It is all illegal

Fuck 🧊 goons!!

Runnnn.

Lord I hope he got away 🙏

There goes my hero!

I hope he got away

🤣🤣 .. no chance the fat grubs!!

I hate what Ice is doing. They are after the wrong people.

So fit, look at them go, haha 😄 Just run so these fuckers can stroke out on TACOs watch!

Uck up all ICE cars everyone of them .INSURANCE COMPANIES WILL LOVE IT.

Another fine example of how a cntry becomes a police state!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny watching these guys trying to run.

Can somebody re-edit this with the Benny Hill music?

Good for him.Hope he got away. 🎉👏

That high colesterol impaired them.

man I hope he got away

Run Forrest Run!!

It's always funny to see fat fucks trying to run.

Goons are fat, slow and stupid!!! RUN! FIGHT BACK!

(Chorus) You're as slow as ICE, your chubby legs won't suffice for long.

Ha ha, adios fuckers. Ain’t no way they’re catching that guy!

Meal Team 6 couldn’t keep up. 🖕🧊 !

No contest.

Gone in 6 seconds 🤣

Corrections officers are disgusting slobs. They can eat and cry. Otherwise they are useless goons for Trump and Putin.

These are not law enforcement.

He’s lapping them in flip flops lol

💙💙🙏🏼💙💙✅💪🏽

He knew they were more interested in snatching him than honoring anything resembling due process.

What’s due process?

Due process is what everyone on US soil (with some exceptions for political ambassadors I believe) gets when accused of a crime. Without due process, any enforcement officer could simply detain anyone for any reason and levy any consequence without oversight. It's guaranteed by the US Constitution

Thank you. It was however a sarcastic rhetorical question

I understood it was sarcastic, just not which way that sarcasam was coming from. Didn't know if you were trolling derisively because you thought you were above it all or being rhetorical because you also grieve the loss, so I chose to respond neutrally 🙂

In flip flops. That is impressive

I hope the filmers drove around the block and picked him up and hauled ass.

It will get worse with ICE expansion: the standards are 'relaxed'. bsky.app/profile/opsa... It's not real, but it is plausible. Less ICE / more immigration judges!

They're very relaxed. Usually experienced police won't stand side by side in reach of a suspect. They make a triangle with safety gap, one officer to the side to prevent this exact scenario. Sort of like this.

Keystone KKKops

In flip flops he outran them both. Cruel incompetence that defines Trump and his pedo-friendly minions. Further confirming that these overpaid ice goons are nothing more than out-of-shape klan rejects cosplaying law enforcement.

hope he got away

Well the short one looked out of breath by the time they entered the gas station and the taller one had to go back for his gun that he dropped, so he probably got away. On flipflops.

Naw, he stepped out of the flips as he took off. Naked foot running won

Missed that, but you're right.

He'd probably still outrun those two in flipflops.

Pretty sure ICE goons don't have interconnected radios with the local cops, or probably other nearby ICE goons, everyone should run from these asshats. My dad used to say; you might outrun a cop, but you can't outrun their radio... That's not true here.

Look at those fucking pigs try to run XD

Fdt

Honestly, you could probably just run from them like this in most of their attempts at kidnapping. I mean, most of them are fat cowards.

Most of them can’t run for shit. Fat fucks.

They waved bye bye to their bonus money 😂

i bet this twitter account @schoolbondotter issa ICE goon in california loll he is so jewish rascist construction boss/worker in the day & ICE goon at the night time lmaooo before he sleeps

Damn he is fast

Adrenaline. Running for his life

ICE agents are slow as fuck. Sing along- O-O-O-Ozempic, oh oh oh oh, you're fat and you run fucking slow.

"Run Forest! RUN RUN!"

GO DUDE GO!!

They'll get him next time. 👍

Unlikely. These middle aged white costumed thugs are horrendously out of shape.

They are all in such great shape! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You can outrun these out of shape scumbags.

Remember, these undocumented workers actually work for a living. The maga ICE cunts are fat, middle aged. white christian slobs with type II diabetes and gout. That kid could have jogged backwards and he’d still have gotten away.

I wonder if they are just as slow getting to cover?

Excellent question

ICE are a bunch of f'ing racist, beta male morons

Barefoot no less.

Scouting Report: Good natural athleticism. Slow starter out of the blocks, but that can be refined with technique. Mid-range speed is where you start seeing separation with smooth acceleration and leg drive. Top end speed is tough to match. 200m/400m w/ focus toward anchoring relay team.

The good thing is that many of them are fat f@#ks pulled out of the bowels of redneck America and can't outrun anyone.

This a good reason to stay fit, so you can leg it if the stormtroopers come for ya.

I’m trying to the opposite approach. I’m disabled so I can’t run but I can get as fat as humanly possible so I won’t be taken easily

Haha nice one. Instead of saying fat you can say famine tolerant. Or get a really fast offroad electric chair

Fat isn’t a bad word though.

It's all about intent isn't it.

I’m using it as a descriptor of myself. And I am fat. So no. Not an insult. It’s only seen that way because everyone else sees it as some kind of moral failure.

It's only a moral failure in their heads. We are who we are, I love who I am. We are not here to live up to other's expectations and neither are they here to live up to ours....

Fair call....👍 I call myself dangerously handsome and I'm OK with it 😎

Don’t get me wrong, I am dangerously handsome, I’m just also fat. 😊

🤣🤣😍

Run from the Gestapo and lead them to an area where they can be dealt with like the illegal Nazis they’ve become.

VETE DE AHI AHORA!!! Hahaha. I wonder how many laws these "agents" broke and violated when attempting to capture this American resident.

“Fat boys in tight pants” should be the new ‘fat guy in a little coat’ song 🎶

Have your trainers on

Stop coming outside in public spaces wearing flip-flops. It says "I'm unprepared for the seriousness of the moment." or "They are not coming for me." We live in the age of the running shoe.

Dumbasses forgot they had a car.

Thought the dude was smart enough to go back to get the car....... but, doh! He dropped his gun 😂😂😂

No way those fat asses are gonna catch that kid! Good for him

This piggies are wet behind the ears, they can't run yet.

💔

No one should have to live like this. No one!

You know those out of shape kidnappers didn't catch that kid!! Run!!

Hero

What country are we in, man

They should have dogs. No one should have to chase down illegals or criminals.

Too many donuts, wannabe cops...

Bless those chanclas 🙏🏾🩴 Slipped right off!

Dude came right out of his flip flops and outran them barefoot--at least that's what it looked like to me. I hope he made it.

Missed opportunity for the slippahs on hands Hawaiian stlye speed boost.

This guy slippers (slippahs)

Outrun those fat rednecks!

They're using the JD Vance running technique.

Is it bad I half expected to hear this? youtu.be/TBtJR1IFM8c?...

nice. he smoked there out of shape asses. only the finest i see.

That second guy has terrible technique, and I'm happy to see it.

👌🤣 Those overweight out-of-shape clowns aren't catching a healthy young person running away!! 👍🤣 Great job my friend, if I saw you, you could have jumped in my car. Only the best, right pedophile? Haha fuck you 🖕

Fatso Gestapo.

While they are running after people, someone go over there and slash their tires!!!

ICE, so loaded with gear, they can't run! Hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇲🇲🇽🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲❤️

My man outran them barefoot! What a legend!

Yeah he did outrun them, with flip-flops on. Them limping ass white boys were out classed from the get go.

I thought he jettisoned the flip flops before he started running.

Damn…..The major crime here is the….. $2.59 GAS!!!! It’s close to $4.00 if over at some places here in eastern Washington FFS!!!!

Run Forest run!

Poor guy, so terrifying. Meanwhile these fuckwads can’t even jog

All I got to say is that when someone kicks their flips off, they either ready to fight or flight lmao

Also none of this is funny and fuck ice big time, just to clarify

🤣🎉

❤️

Flip flops didn’t disappoint. I hope he got away!!

Not ICE, LICE. I hope someone drove your truck away while their back was turned.

I think he has flip flops on too? And still outruns those goons. Omg. I had to watch and laugh several times.

He summed them up about white!

Hey ICE, all these guys you are trying to snatch are "workers". They are all in good shape and can outrun you easily. You are all show and no go.

needs yakity saxs for soundtrack makes everything funnier

Gravy Squeals need to quit skipping leg day.

Cardio, the guy watched Zombieland and the importance of cardio.

Fat, waddling, tactical-belt clad gammon attempting to catch fit, desperate folk... I pissed myself laughing 😜

Run FOREST Run..!!!

Most of these ICE rent-a-cops are out of shape fat asses. That young man could run circles around them.😆

The ICE guys made it about 10 yards before the excessive donut ingestion kicked in.

Good speed, it's like he's gonna steal Second in the next town's ballfield. :)

Fat lazy J6ers…..

Does ICE do cardio? 😂

Sadly, ICE are latinos

Run for the hills!

Might want to add a physical fitness test to that ICE application!

lol. He could have “jogged” away from those fat fucks.

Couldn't imagine how the 'supporters' of this would feel had it been their relatives and loved ones. Hypocrisy to the utmost degree!

Since they aren't actual cops, what can they do now? They have his car. I guess they get all his info from that and go to his home and work after. If they are cops, or an agency, sure. But if they're the contracted bounty hunters able to do that too? Laws seems kinda bullshit for them so probably

Or maybe it’s not his car. In which case they have nothing on him.

Better they have his car than him ending up in Al Salvador or dead. He can hide in another country until those scumbags end up in jail for their crimes against humanity.

Meal team six

lol. I have seen these goons..no way they could catch a young man on foot! I hope he succeeded ❤️

make them fat boys run

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Hahaha, good for him!!

Just think. If there are 5 ice and 20 real Americans around, they could bonked ice on their heads and all would be good.

Go fuck up their cars while they chase him.

So, if you can run 100 yards without stopping, you’re set

It would be awful if he were to lead them into a dead end where they were vastly outnumbered. Just awful.

Remember: The coyote is running for his meal. The rabbit is running for his life.

Hope he got away and the ICE terrorists fell flat on their faces.

ICE needs a gym membership 🤣

Hope he’s ok

He can run in flip flops better than they can run in closed-toe shoes

He slipped out of the flip flops and then started running barefoot

Even better!

Right?! Hope he made it.

These boys can't run to save their lives 🤣

Like getting chased by Abbot and Costello

Looks like one of them dropped his donut and went back for it mid-chase.

Those ICE goons are heavily loaded with gear. And are most likely not st the peak fitness. I say, run away and have them chase you. As you can see in vid, one gives up. When they’re separated, take out the lone chaser. Watch Seven Samurai for tactics.

Run Forrest, run.

I hope that tow truck is there to take the ICE vehicles as soon as they park them illegally.

Go go go

That dude has some mad speed! Look at the gap he created by those doughnut-thumping ICE turds! lmfao

They are not recruited for physical or mental fitness.

I like fat ICE agents, they are slow.

Man I hope he got away

Omfg is that Tulsa Oklahoma

Fat, bald, stupid, tiny flaccid dick, mommy issues? YOU QUALIFY! POLICE AND ICE now hiring!!

Let the love of Christ pour in

Open borders for a Roman Catholic America

And let’s make them famous?? 🤘😎

I'm watching this over and over.....😆 The kid is so fast. I wish everyone could outrun them like this. Unfortunately, many of the goons arrive in bigger groups and use such force, so there isn't much chance to run.

Fat ICE 😂🤣

Gives new meaning to "I'm going to smoke a fatty"

Bunch of fattys who get winded easy. Great for the kid. Need more of this.

Put the dog shooter out there chasing ppl.

Keep running! No way they're in shape to keep up

I would definitely run. These fat fucks can barely move in all that army-drag get-up. They obviously not expert level with a pistol, so if you can get 20-30 yards between you and Elmer… I’d take that bet.

The chubsters cosplaying in ICE clothes can't catch a runner.

Dox ICE In Ukraine, they spray paint a capital Z on unmarked vehicles that Russians use to identify them as Russian . What a great idea.

Choose another letter, that Z is not what you think it is.

Z would work. They are the same as the Russian pigs.

Maybe everyone needs to start carrying a mask and a can of spray paint, for when the opportunity arises.

You can see that they're not too bright.

@rod34gt.bsky.social hahsha I can tell this is Miami bc of shitty strip mall design

Everyone is clowning on these guys for how slow they run... but to be fair Their reaction time is absolute shit too.

The guy they were harassing even had time to step out of flip flops before taking off

I saw that!!! I was like, this guy is going for the speed!!! And the guys behind him, dropping guns, out of shape, and wearing 50 lbs? of senseless gear. I have never been so ashamed of our government. Not my country! My government.

Same.

If you can't outrun someone wearing flip-flops, you shouldn't be in "law enforcement".

These ICE "agents" wouldn't even be able to pass the Presidential Physical Fitness test that their Pedo wants to bring back. Migrants working back-breaking jobs are more fit to be agents/police than all these fake patriots. That's why the bigots are mad. They hate how weak and pathetic they look.

Did you know many signed up for duty after 9/11? Prez pedo wouldn’t know or care that they’re more patriotic than he is.

I've been watching lots of docs on 9/11 recently. Made me wish for the togetherness again. I was 8 years old when it happened so I wasn't aware of the complexity of it all at the time. But I do remember how united the US people were. I feel like we are spitting on the graves of those we lost now.

It was the kindest of times. I was a few blocks away and remember it all too well.

The ice goons are all fat and slow and out of shape 🤣

Take some out and the rest will not show up for work again.

Only would have been better if he had run a circle jumped back in his jeep and taken off.

Love watch these fat lazy nazis prove the only way they catch people is by sitting their fat asses on them.