Damn! I could scale a fence when I was 40! Outta shape mf!

Guess the guy they were after calmly walked away while they were trying to scale the massive fence?

Oh what a shame…what kind of awful shit trump has done…has anyone figured out how many criminals they have caught that are illegal…if u ask me the criminals are the feds who can’t even climb a fence

There have been zero stats or media coverage of ANY criminal organizations/gangs taken outta commission over the ICE raids. He has, however, let some well known drug lords/criminals back into the States. Weird.

Thanks for your reply…weird is the least of what the maniac is doing…just wish our media would not be a bunch of oh u know

So THATS why Dean Caine was training so hard!!! Now I get it!!🤣😂

.... MY HYPER YOUNGER SELF COULD CLIMB OVER THAT LIKE IM HUNTING DOWN SOMEONE STEALING MY BIKE. EVEN TODAY i could hop a fence with nearly no effort if needed. This is totally pathetic

I'm 53. I'll still jump that fence and make it pretty.

I was so rooting for a belt loop to get hooked on the top of the fence!

Marine vets laughing their asses off at these untrained wannabe Nazi clowns.

So macho and Alpha!

These Goons are not just Ugly and Incompetent, they are totally out of shape!... Perfect example here!... NO requirements or expertise needed to be an Asshole Goon!

Mediocre boys whatya gonna do? Nothing very quickly or executed very well, that's for damn sure.

😂

Definitely zero training

😂😂😂😂

Stupid fucking goons. Use the gate next time, dumbass!

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe they should join National Guard picking trash. They are not a Alphas warriors for sure 😹

Ridicule their ass

The most dangerous group? Unfit police officers! They resort to shooting people when they can’t keep up with them. 🙄

Dean Cain was his instructor at ICE bootcamp.

Ouchie! That Bad Boy be applying Ice Packs on his sore Balls tonight! And I am here for that!

😂😂🥰

He's never had to run from the police, and it shows.

It’s because of pigs like him that many of us don’t have criminal records. Just sayin’.

I'm 62 but I still like my chances against him in foot chase.

We’re close in age. This poor fuck would have never lived through ‘84.

That’s the new Dean Cain and Whiskey Pete tactical method.

Pure enjoyment watching this. 😂😭

Jesus. I’m 57 and can get over better than that.

Fat Fuck Brigade.

This made Pete Hegseth look like he was performing an Olympic gymnastics routine. 🤸🤸🤸

Hmmm. Kinda embarrassing as recruitment videos go.

Omg i'm fucking old, and I still know how to hop a fence! What idiots!

Me too, 60 and still climbing over fences (a little slower than I used to & only if I can't slip under them).

Hilarious 🤣 White boys can’t jump 🤣🤣 Most of the Gestapo goons are overweight and totally physically unfit🤣

🎯💯👏👏👏

🤣🤣🤣🤣 those skinny jeans 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂ICE must be kind of loose on the physical requirements!

Bet his balls hurt

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I’m surprised they didn’t shoot the fence because they were certainly fighting for their lives there 🤣🤣🤣

Put sandwiches on top of your fence instead of barbed wire.

DEI hire

Rapid Response Team🤣😂

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Looks like these clowns are more than one Dunkin’ donut gang.

Italians in Toronto would call them “mangia donuts” (donut eaters).

Everyone should post no-trespassing signs.

I don't like ICE, but my scrotum just shriveled and hid in sympathy.

thats cuz they're all lazy maga militia...

What kind of training are they having? It is dangerous to send out people like this.

If you want to see the ICE 'training' look up Dean Cain's recruitment video, and then keep in mind that that isn't ironic or satirical - they actually think that's impressive.

And his arm is in a sling now?

If it’s dangerous for them, then the training’s just fine.

Effing dbags

Only the best.

Let me guess, it's Dean Cain?🤣

We’ll be fine in the revolution…just throw Arby’s at them and they’ll stop

It is only a 4 foot fence. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It would have been crème De la crème if his pants were snagged in the chain link and he was suspended.

I was waiting for it!

homoerotic man-play

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😄😁😆😅🤣😂

A second fence? That’s it. I quit.

Slug brains and bodies😣😂

Pretty damn sure this fences are around private property and unless they have a specific warrant for that property is against the. Law.

He might even have lost a nut trying to make one.

"Here, let me help you, honey."

Morons.

"White Boy Can't Jump" 🤣 When we all decide to stop them, it's gonna be pretty easy. Just put up a 3 foot fence and wait.

🤣

That he was able to straddle the top with his entire body weight proves he has no balls.

Have is boys a shock ouch!

😂😂😂😂😂

Is that Dean Cain?

I'm a 63-year-old woman with arthritis & a heart condition, and I could get over that fence better than that!

Same here, but at least I would just walk to the gate rather than try to impress my colleagues by trying to jump a fence. These guys are pathetic.

Is it private property ?

Bush league hall monitors at it again.

“””🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣”””

🤣😂😆

Vets will massacre these domestic enemy traitors if this becomes a gunfight.

😆

Gravy Seals strikes again

Next time he’ll just shoot

I hope the next time he jumps a fence, he gets his balls caught and ripped off.

Just like a cat! Bet he could chase down more than half of the pregnant women he kidnaps...

Not trained officers….

Scratching his balls

buffoons with badges do not make me feel safe

Lots of training apparently

It's a good thing no decent woman would have his kids, he's no longer able!

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Hope they get a 🍆 snag.

I love it. I’m from the hood and no one throws shade like us.

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This was demonstrated many times during part 1. More sophisticated tunnels built, using sawz all made climbing irrelevant.

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Who told you pigs can jump 🐷 😂 they can’t even fly and they are going to jump a fence 😂 specially this white fat fucks

LOL

They all wear the same uniforms as the tiki torch warriors.

Who’s property are they trespassing on? Abolish the human traffickers

They're so unfit it's embarrassing

why are they jumping over fences and cutting through people's property?

That's what I want to know, too.

Yeah, what is the context? And where are the dogs that tear people's pant legs when they see fence hopping?

Fat boys, fat boys, watcha gonna do?

🤣😅😂

I guess there isn’t a bootcamp or even a training program huh! So desperate for warm bodies

Was that Dean Cain?

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 they should hire some Mexicans to show them how it's done. Stupid dumb fucks.

Only the best

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fat assed, incompetent and stupid

This reminded me of just today realizing my 10 year old son didn't know how to climb a chain link fence. Except he figured it out after the first try.

He can straddle the fence top because he has nothing to hurt down there.

That's a bad ouchie. And I feel bad. Kinda. Not really.

Trump will probably have ICE nuking fences soon.

Well; at least he won’t be reproducing. 👍

I thought Dean Cain was injured and watching sportsball this weekend.

I'd love to see Dean Cain try that!

Why are they SOOOO weird???

It looks painful to me.

🤣🤣🤣💙🇺🇸🌊🙋🏻💯🏳️‍🌈🤞💙

Out of shape, out of practice. Hasn’t had to qualify on an obstacle course for quite a while.

☠️☠️☠️MFKERS ain't ready for what's next 💯👌🏽

He's now on disability leave...Aflac loss of scrotum insurance 🤣

Pathetic.

OMG I'm a 67 year-old woman waiting for a hip replacement and I could jump that fence faster than he did 😂. I was kinda hoping he'd catch his pants on the barbs on the top and end up just dangling there 🤣🤣🤣

Accompanied by the sound of his pants ripping. 🤣

Wouldn't that have been awesome? 🤣🤣🤣

Same! Next time maybe he won't be so lucky🤣

Me too! The weight he was putting on the top I thought they would rip at the crotch. There used to be sharp wire twists up there in the good old days. You’d step higher and put no weight on the top pole. Duh. Except we were minors trespassing for the shortcut, isn’t it illegal for them to do it?

Oh no! I missed one of the morons trying to jump a fence?! I LOVE a good trauma! Damn!

Is this how Dean Cain injured himself?

But the training

Ladies and gentlemen, your Temu Nazis in action. 😂😂😂

😂😅🤣🔥🔥🔥

What they want people to think: "Athletes in peak physical condition, with the strength of Hercules and the physique of Adonis. Brave, noble, diligent footsoldiers, dedicated to upholding the law and keeping the nation safe from the danger within." What people see with their own eyes:

lol, what is even going on? What are they doing? They look so ridiculous.

They are not real ICE. They’re rent a ice.

Dean Cain showing off his assault course skills again

Need a real man to show them

The female cheerleaders in my high school were WAY cooler than this.

My God, I'm 67, bad knees and back but I can get over that fence easier! They've never gone skinny dipping and it shows

Meal Team Six are getting fence fucked!!!

Hopping one fence & he's gassed, as he waits for a boost to get over the 2nd.🤣🤣🤣

Isn't this guy the star of the television program "Ow My Balls!"?

That must have hurt.

The military trains you on how to do this. That is not how to do this. Neither is the hilarious Cain method shown in his “training” video. They’re setting these peanuts up to fail 🍿

😂😂😂😂😂 Not even jump?

That some cosplaying energy right there.

😂

Ouch

🤣🤣🤣

Too bad a big mean dog wasn’t there

Well glad to see the millions dumped into these goblins assures they are conditioned😂😂😂😂 Maybe if they actually went after criminals instead of being lazy ass tax Payor money collectors, waiting for those set up in court houses they would get better work outs!!

I was waiting for him to get his gonads hung up but no luck

🤣 Maybe next time.

Maybe no gonads.

🎯😂

I think they got it

Likely at least one of them split their pants. What a bunch of clearly non athletic wankers our making fools of themselves.

Too bad didn't rip his pants

Fuckin' sad!

😆😆😆😆😆😆

Dude... Seriously, Imma 68 yr old Gma, and I can do better than that! Why are they ALL so fat and out of shape? Do they all eat at McDs with their great chairman, Frump? They need some cardio, weight lifting, and nutrition classes!

These guys aren't athletes. That's for certain.😆😆😆 Maybe lay off the donuts bucko.

No street. Never ceases to amaze me. They go in looking for Urban Combat but can't hop fences. They wouldn't win a street battle. They're like the IDF, going after kids, but can't handle themselves if the kids take them on.

Seriously, if shit hit the fan, most of ICE would really struggle.

This is exactly what you get when you recruit a bunch of pasty-basement-dwelling-incels into the "enforcement" arm of your kkkult. 🤣

Took the word right out of my mouth. In fact, I'm a little bit pissed because you beat me to it. 😅❤️

Same energy

They have their “white man can’t jump” uniforms on. The KKK khakis.

It was those skin tight pants, I’m sure.

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White boys can’t think, either. First, how’d y’all get your dumbasses trapped by a fence, in the first place? Second, go around the fence. Around. The. Fence. 🤦🏼‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Lucky he didn’t shoot himself.

You spelled unlucky wrong.

He started holding his nut sac when he thought the cam wasn't on him anymore 🤣. All these boys got what I call "bubble muscles". If u can't use them what's the point? They do rep after rep at the gym then can't jump a simple fence when they need to

As an ancient Canadian grandmother, I could scale it better than that. I’m thinner, lighter, quicker, and, possibly, smarter.

Benny Hill music, please!