The one I just bought pours just fine - freely and quickly. Maybe you just aren’t bright enough to figure out how to make it work properly; we know you aren’t willing to read the instructions.
The one I just bought pours just fine - freely and quickly. Maybe you just aren’t bright enough to figure out how to make it work properly; we know you aren’t willing to read the instructions.
That’s pretty weak. I think the insult you were reaching for is “couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel”. Maybe “you’re the reason we have warning labels“. Come on, you can do better. I believe in you.