He'll come out of this being HIRED by the FBI. And getting a medal.

Good. Anyone who had any sense saw this coming, and it's happening sooner than expected.

Oh no! Who could have predicted a social deviant creep would want to steal data to sell online?

GEE, WHAT A SURPISE! NOT! THERE WERE MANY OF US WHO WERE SCREAMING ABOUT THEM HAVING ACCESS AND WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH IT! JFC WE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

I predict he’ll be fully exonerated.

shocked, I tell you, shocked!

Man I'm so hoping his balls were blue when he heard that one 😅

Isn't he the pussy that got beat up by a girl?

What's the point?

Shocker

Surprise, surprise

🤔😱🤯🤬

But... can we trust FBI at this point? Isn't it plain revenge from Trump on Musk's team?

Sometimes we get the right action for the wrong reasons, and in this case I can live with that.

We will know more later.

Like anything will happen to him 🫩

Big Balls is a Russian spy.

Big Thief

If cutest he is cuz Trump you boy appoints sleazy criminals or totally unqualified people!

I can find no news story that confirms this.

Actually, many were involved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsqg...

😂

Good.

Not sure anything will come from it though 🫤

Is this really true?

But will Kash Patel do anything? The odds of a coverup seem high.

By Patel’s FBI? You know how that’s going to go.

The FBI still investigates stuff? With bug eye Patel in charge? Can anyone trust agents who still work there??

What could possibly go wrong Solar Winds was just a test drive.

Wasn’t that the actual job?

And obviously his employer at the time is also under investigation.. yes, no? No, obviously 🐐 < this is a scapegoat not to be mistaken for #BigBalls 🤣😂🤣😡

Flash: He’s Guilty

And a useful idiot

Has the hundreds of #FBI agents editing the #Epstein documents finished yet?

Thousand.

Yes. Thousands

It’s a show.

Shocking

Kash Patel's FBI? That won't gonanywhere.

Hahah! Wonder who instructed him to gather that info?

Link?

I'm gonna need a link to vetify this.

yeah I looked for one and didn't find one. So gonna have to wait and see.

Patel will cover this up. I’m sure that all of our SSA data has been sold to bad actors.

you dont know the half of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsqg...

Say it isn't true!

It's true 🫤

I tried to sound sarcastic, but, evidently, it didn't work.

No worries, I'm usually pretty sarcastic. I'll blame it on Friday, lol!

He will be fine, probably already taken to lunch to discuss the investigation by crazy face FBI director to teach him how to shut up.

I mean, isn't that what he was hired to do?

Not finding a source speaking to an investigation - can you please share a source?

It's actually more than just him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsqg...

I'm aware of the whistleblower - who was forced to resign today btw, a violation of whistleblower protections - but whistleblower claims are usually filed with their own agency, & the SSA is an independent agency, not under DOJ. Also wanted to know bc filing a complaint doesn't guarantee review.

Life can shift in a minute.

Tangerine Tits FBI? Yeah, that bodes well for a thorough investigation. Not.

Shocked I say. Shocked I am....

Lovely.

Yup

The FBI works for Trump. Trying to connect the dots on this one.

Which rogue FBI agent is investigating without Kash Patel’s knowledge and about to be fired?

Was that before or after he was 'assaulted' resulting in the bigly DC crime wave which led to the NG being mobilised.

OOOPS

I will believe this when I see Kash blink

Kash Patel's FBI.

Fun Fact: His father is CEO of LesserEvil brand snacks and a quiet supporter of the orange one. My favorite popcorn is no longer allowed in our house.

I had no idea 😳. No longer allowed at my house, either.

Who'da thunk it!?

Shocked Pikachu face.

He will probably get off scot-free because the mega party controls the doj and the FBI so he'll probably walk

Agreed.

Good! Let’s beat the shit out of him again🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

You don't think he joined DOGE with the Public interest at heart did you. He knew ALL the INFO WAS WORTH$$$$$

Is that the same FBI that scrapped Trumps name from the Trumpstein list? 🤔

He hires the best people. 🤡

Bit late

🎯

Are you "taking the piss," as they say in the free world?

??

I can't believe one of these cretins is actually being held accountable (if true).

He leaked secrets from his previous job, too. gizmodo.com/doge-staffer...

How did I miss this Hitler haircut before???

Not if Pam Bondi has anything to do with it

Wow! I’m 🫢 shocked. Who could have ever foreseen this happening.

He was fired from his last job for stealing their data. Failing upwards

Awaiting an arrest announcement any day!!

Why am I not surprised! DOGE was a crime spree!

www.threads.com/@courtfurey/...