Don’t mock Essex!!! …but that’s definitely an Essex dogger

Excuse me, but that's an Essex tart! Doggers only work in the dark and are less, er, attractive...According to my sources...😁

Im watching you. Well, as much as is possible in the dark. 😆

I'd 'ope so. A lady never walks out with a date wivout backup! 🙄

I thought you were Canadian …that accent sounds like Dick Van Dyke 😂

Born in Billericay, luv! I am Canadian, and proud of it, too - I've been here so long all my cells have become Canadian!

My son is Canadian and lives there so I spend a lot of time in Vancouver- I’m from south London originally

Vancouver's got that good nip, but South London fish and chips hit different. Pass the snacks, eh?

South London curry or donair, after a night on the lash, shurely?

Vancouver Donair is good but UK Indian food ?..

..I’m just wondering what options I’d have if the lady in the pic joined the chat 1- offer retraction 2- lawyer up 3- pay a fee to her only fans account 4- none of the above as she thought it was a good pic

If you are from Essex, you'd know that people there are proud of their heritage! youtu.be/T-JIzWFfsPk?...

Well hit me with your rhythm stick

😂

So he is ill...

Expert on the Essex dogging fraternity??😅🤔

But surely those go-go boots must be pinching on his bone spurs quite terribly..?

Bavarian-style?

That picture of DT has made my wife's eyeballs itch.

EEEWWWWW!

I cant believe you aren't massively aroused right now.

Both of those pics contain a testicle shrinking spell... There is no recovery...

You've got hair on your prepuce? Interesting... That's a dog's dick, shurely?😁

I could say one thing Trump looks stupid in that picture.

What the hell is going on with his socks?

I don’t know. It’s an 80s look or 70s. Look

In America, they have a similar pastime called “hogging”.