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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com

Theodore Rex is a buddy cop movie where Whoopi Goldberg is a police detective paired with a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a futuristic setting where humans and dinosaurs coexist. Together they investigate murders. This is a real movie.

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Mark K Badger @markkbadger10.bsky.social

2.4 on IMDB

aug 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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SG Hendricks @sghendricks.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/shorts/d87sE...

aug 1, 2025, 9:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Scroto Faggins ✨ IT'S PRIDE Y'ALL 💖 🦄 🌟 @teen-cthulhu.bsky.social

At least it wasn't with a real animal

aug 1, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
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sphinyal.bsky.social @sphinyal.bsky.social

So thats where Kung Fury got the idea from! :D

aug 1, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Josh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social

100% genAI ... If I didn't know it actually existed.

aug 1, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Stoic Nod @stoicnod.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 5:26 am • 13 0 • view
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Watchcat Wrecking Crew🌙 @thewatchcat.bsky.social

NOT THE MAMA! NOT THE MAMA!

aug 1, 2025, 5:42 am • 9 0 • view
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Ashlight Morningstar @lorekeeperash.bsky.social

peak cinema

aug 1, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Sƚɾαƚαɠo @stratago.bsky.social

Why does Theodore look like a young Earl Sinclair?

aug 2, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
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The Commander Tavern 🇵🇷 @thecommandertavern.bsky.social

The Velocipastor is also a real movie. These Jurassic Park spinoffs are getting out of hand.

aug 1, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Johann S 🇨🇮🇺🇦 @johannshiel.bsky.social

Whoopi’s ‘Boxing Helena’. Mind you, she got paid millions to do it. Nice work if you can get it but don’t want it.

aug 1, 2025, 9:28 am • 1 0 • view
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social

“NOT THE MOMMA!!“ 🍳*BONK*

aug 2, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Fraser Lovatt @lovatt.com

I’m halfway through the novelisation and that damn dinosaur has yet to show up.

The cover of THEODORE REX by EDMUND MORRIS
aug 1, 2025, 9:17 am • 8 0 • view
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redbutchergrl.bsky.social @redbutchergrl.bsky.social

It was a B movie we picked up from Blockbuster & enjoyed how bad it was because all the new releases were gone.

aug 1, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
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JohnO NZ @johno49nz.bsky.social

The TRex represents the long arm of the law then. Oh wait…

aug 1, 2025, 7:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Spazzify etc. @spazzify.bsky.social

Fuck I totally forgot this was a thing

aug 1, 2025, 5:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Nikki🥀💀🌱Zombie Queen👑💋🏳️‍⚧️ @nikkiwhat.bsky.social

I see your Theodore Rex and raise you, Tammy & the T-Rex Tammy and the T-Rex - Wikipedia share.google/HFvyinEDXbwy...

aug 1, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Limp Wrist Lover @raawoyster.bsky.social

This is what Murders at Karlov Manor should have been about.

aug 1, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Ramiro? 🔜 Magiccon Atlanta @ramiro235.bsky.social

There is also of course a dance scene set to Walk the Dinosaur

aug 1, 2025, 5:15 am • 4 0 • view
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social

Hey, look, it's Fran and Earl Sinclair's real-life kid. "I'm with Whoopi. Gotta love me!"

aug 2, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Nuclear Wombat @nuclearwombat.bsky.social

Let's see AI come up with shit this ridiculous, it won't happen!

aug 1, 2025, 5:17 am • 6 0 • view
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realitycheck01.bsky.social @realitycheck01.bsky.social

Oh No! Another one with a big mouth and little hands.

aug 1, 2025, 6:53 am • 2 0 • view
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thunderchild1898.bsky.social @thunderchild1898.bsky.social

Looks like they picked up the wardrobe from ABCs short lived dinosaur sitcom on a fire sale

aug 1, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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greebo 🍊 @orangerrific.bsky.social

when my wife and I were first moving in together, i was helping her go through old games at her family’s place and she found some PS2 game or something she’d been looking for for YEARS, but instead of the game inside it was a DVD of Theodore Rex that a friend lent her 10+ years before 💀

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greebo 🍊 @orangerrific.bsky.social

and iirc she asked that same friend years after that when we were about to move out of state if he wanted his copy of Theodore Rex back and he said “nah you can keep it” lmao

aug 1, 2025, 6:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social

rumor has it its one of @indominus-lux.bsky.social top 15 movies.

aug 1, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Lyght 🔜 MC:Atlanta @indominus-lux.bsky.social

A rumor that was started by you, here, today

aug 1, 2025, 12:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social

Preposterous

aug 1, 2025, 12:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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American nuisance @realfatnlazy.bsky.social

"Would you not be a fan of a fun dinosaur buddy cop movie, Lyght?"

Phoenix Wright tapping on paper
aug 1, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lyght 🔜 MC:Atlanta @indominus-lux.bsky.social

I only track my top 5 and I don't think a movie I've never seen is cracking the hypothetical top 15 BUT with that aside I am *going* to watch it now.

aug 1, 2025, 1:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mosh @themechamechanic.bsky.social

It is real, and it introduced myself and my siblings to the term 'butt trumpet' as a slang for farting. I somehow remember this some thirty years later despite watching the movie once. Man brains are weird.

aug 1, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 1 • view
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Krunks @krunks.bsky.social

the whole Whoopi Goldberg Dinosaur extended universe is a fascinating rabbit hole

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Local clown @henchmanunion.bsky.social

This movie was a deep fever dream of my childhood.

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wing is a pile of magpies @sevenishmagpies.com

i remember this because i'm also old

aug 1, 2025, 5:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeremiah @pseudosoldier.bsky.social

This isn’t even Universes Beyond, you could put this together using regular Magic sets.

aug 1, 2025, 5:15 am • 8 0 • view
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MattFF B.S, M.B.A @mattzuff.bsky.social

When I think of the movie(s) that could have been made instead of this one... I assume they were pretty dumb too.

aug 1, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
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blargerer.bsky.social @blargerer.bsky.social

Movie is being a bit generous.

aug 1, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Bluecho4 @bluecho4.bsky.social

Can confirm. This IS a movie. I've seen it.

aug 1, 2025, 4:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Dwerkopp @dwerkoppimhimmel.bsky.social

I think I did, too.

aug 1, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Declassify UAP @declassifyuap.bsky.social

Is this set in the Leonard Part 6 universe?

aug 1, 2025, 7:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Jocelyn Chambers 🏳️‍⚧️ @slandernlies.bsky.social

I dunno, seems unrealistic. Why would anyone be buddies with a cop?

aug 1, 2025, 5:40 am • 2 0 • view
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cinemaseconds.bsky.social @cinemaseconds.bsky.social

and not a very good one. I like a big swing, even if it misses the mark- but this went too far.

aug 1, 2025, 10:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Thunder Nick @elrojonico.bsky.social

This but as a super dark and gritty crime drama: "I don't know if I can deal with another dead child, Rex... - You get used to it *lights a cigarette* extinction does this to you...

aug 1, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Mentova @mentova.bsky.social

You forgot the part where the dinosaurs are psychics too

aug 1, 2025, 4:49 am • 28 0 • view
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blipsycat.bsky.social @blipsycat.bsky.social

Also Whoopi Goldberg herself is some kind of cyborg in the movie.

aug 1, 2025, 5:07 am • 16 0 • view
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The Ultimate Kevbot @ikevbot.bsky.social

Y’all are making this sound too good

aug 1, 2025, 7:33 am • 12 0 • view
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Brandon Masters @mastersthepen.bsky.social

Also Theodore Rex fucks a widow after her husband is killed by an explosive. And Rex is investigating his death.

aug 1, 2025, 9:17 am • 3 0 • view
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slowwatermovement.bsky.social @slowwatermovement.bsky.social

i’m assuming the murders are all predation events where the t. rex is eating the humans, right?

aug 1, 2025, 12:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brandon Masters @mastersthepen.bsky.social

Naah. Explosive robot butterflies.

aug 1, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paul Belliveau @pgb623.bsky.social

The only next reasonable guess, clearly.

aug 4, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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sillygo0se.bsky.social @sillygo0se.bsky.social

I wish it was lol. It's not super great in the end ( Woopie don't give a shit and it shows 😆)

aug 1, 2025, 10:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Rori @nostalgiamancer.bsky.social

Yeah, we literally just watched this for my son's birthday today 😆

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David Schwimmer's Ghost @kmess33.bsky.social

Better than The Good Dinosaur

aug 1, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Steamworks @steamworksmlp.bsky.social

This is what happens when Guinan gets bored with bartending.

aug 1, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
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MA-8, Engagement Bait @ma-8.bsky.social

It was a weird movie fr

aug 1, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nicky (she/her) 🦋🐛🌱🌿🐈‍⬛🐈 @nhallerwilson.bsky.social

I Went to Jr. high with her daughter when she lived in Berkeley!

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neverseemecoming.bsky.social @neverseemecoming.bsky.social

and we wonder why most are sooooo fucking stupid

aug 1, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Brandy Camel @dayntee.bsky.social

Hollywood had ideas once. I’m not saying they were good, but they were ideas.

aug 1, 2025, 4:53 am • 72 1 • view
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ⓅⓇⓄⒻ @schaumhoernchen.bsky.social

Ya gotta dig up quite some dirt to find the diamonds in the rough. Nowwadays all of Hollywood digs at the same three spots because that's where they found 1 diamond three decades ago. 🤷‍♂️

aug 1, 2025, 8:06 am • 7 0 • view
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House Music is THEE best music @chrisnelson32.bsky.social

All I can think of is Tammy and the TRex.

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Iain @rqwisenheimer.bsky.social

Telling my grandchildren this was, Ikoria.

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Jake Mikic @jakemikic.bsky.social

I controversially think Theodore looks like John Travolta

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The Hidden Gibbon @thehiddengibbon.bsky.social

Wait, someone besides me has heard of and watched this movie?! I may have subjected all of my friends to this and Adventures in Dinosaur City in the same day for our movie group.

aug 1, 2025, 7:33 am • 1 0 • view
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GMCarl @gmcarl.bsky.social

Have you seen Happytime Murders? That movie was something else too!

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Henry Horror @henryhorror25.bsky.social

Whoppi regret making this movie. The only reason she did it is so she wouldn’t get sued.

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Simon @nomis1125.bsky.social

Reminds me of that one dinosaur family tv show. Forgot the name, but the dinosaur mask looks familiar in that way.

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Squeak T Dragon @anthrosaurian.bsky.social

Reason: 90s

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ⓅⓇⓄⒻ @schaumhoernchen.bsky.social

(In case you aren't joking, the series is literally called 'Dinosaurs') (In case you are joking - damn.)

aug 1, 2025, 8:07 am • 3 0 • view
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matt. @mrich2029.bsky.social

So . . . Who's built the commander deck based on this relationship?

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social

oh dear and she made some decent comedies i guess her career stalled

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quiveringcactus.bsky.social @quiveringcactus.bsky.social

When we lived in an economy where working people could imagine a future for themselves: fresh new outside ideas about unknown futures were popular in our media Con economy is why our media has been a nostalgia fest the past few decades. People wanna imagine the better times. Art history hurts

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social

I will be replier #317 to say “UB Theodore Rex WHEN?!?!”

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Caleb Cordero @calebcordero.bsky.social

And a damn good one

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R.T., Lilac Skies of Alexandria @rakath.bsky.social

The Universes Beyond the people crave.

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Djt’Heutii @djtheutii.bsky.social

Velocipastor is also a real movie and doable as a theme for a deck. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vel...

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Fatass Wickerbeast @parkerswordsman.bsky.social

I might watch it actually... Or see if MST3K has covered it yet.

aug 1, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Djt’Heutii @djtheutii.bsky.social

I’m not sure. Rifftracks may have done a thing for it. It’s on Prime, I think but I’m not sure where else.

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Djt’Heutii @djtheutii.bsky.social

Oh and it’s really bad. Oh so bad.

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BPA @00bpa.bsky.social

It's worse than Birdemic, and that says something.

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bicklli.bsky.social @bicklli.bsky.social

What a terrifying scene

aug 1, 2025, 9:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Del 🔜 CommanderSealed @thedeliciousgod.bsky.social

Fun Fact: Whoopi did not want to do this movie and her performance is so dang funny when you watch it knowing that

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Misty Maye Armstrong🏳️‍⚧️ @mistymaye.bsky.social

'90s video store classic. lol

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Sinner Fox @kylerust.bsky.social

Holy shit I totally forgot about this movie and now it’s coming back to me…….

aug 1, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
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mibs89.bsky.social @mibs89.bsky.social

Wasn't bad either.

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The Groose is loose @thegrooseisloose.bsky.social

Addendum, the dinosaur is voiced by George Newburn who voiced Sephiroth. You can't make this up

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Spectra, Wizard of Whisky @spectramtg.net

universes beyond when

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📼 rehab sprout (jesse james bolero of fire)💿 @dilettante-oji.bsky.social

📌

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Tony @tonypshaw.bsky.social

oh so love that film

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Hexi @hexihertzgameart.bsky.social

ITS LIKE KUNG FURY AND TRICERACOP FJFJFSSHFSHIFHISDHDHJSJK

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Person 23 @hibernaculum.bsky.social

This has gone right to the top of my must watch list. Thank you!

aug 1, 2025, 9:42 am • 0 0 • view
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WubbWubb @wudelu.bsky.social

Found this while looking up Theodore Rex, so here's a counter weird film. Tammy and the T-Rex is a film where Tammy's boyfriend dies via a lion/jaguar enclosure. A mad scientist takes his brain and puts it into an animatronic T-Rex, which goes on a murder spree in revenge of those that killed him.

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sillygo0se.bsky.social @sillygo0se.bsky.social

Tammy and the T-Rex is actually hillarious , I totally recommend it (way more than Theodore Rex )

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WubbWubb @wudelu.bsky.social

I plan on watching tonight with my friend! Turns out there are 2 copies of the film, the original PG-13 film, and the Uncut version. It was supposed to have more gore, but they changed it last second and made it less gorey/PG-13 rated!:>

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sillygo0se.bsky.social @sillygo0se.bsky.social

Enjoy ! 😄

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Seeadler @seeadler.bsky.social

Fun fact: Tammy went on to get a degree in nuclear physics and assisted James Bond in averting a radiological catastrophe in the Bosphorus.

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Pericles 🔵🥄 @loopmovie.bsky.social

Fun fact: The video game, High on Life has Tammy and the T-Rex playing in the game's living room. The entire movie plays in its entirety and can be watched by the player.

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Pericles 🔵🥄 @loopmovie.bsky.social

☝️ *The above is from the department of redundancy department.

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WubbWubb @wudelu.bsky.social

It's a horror comedy, and this is probably the least graphic cover for the film.

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Frostek @frostek.bsky.social

There was also Anonymous Rex (2004). Interesting idea!

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Eric Van Goethem @evgo7311.bsky.social

What about 2012’s Iron Sky for a fun yet ridiculous movie. I mean: Moon Nazis. That’s it, that’s the pitch.

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Blaster1360 @realblaster1360.bsky.social

The 90s were wack lol

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sillyboymtg.bsky.social @sillyboymtg.bsky.social

Such a good movie!!

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🇨🇦🐈‍⬛ Kitten Kaboodle 🐈‍⬛🍁 @kittenkaboodleto.com

was it a spin off from "Dinosaurs" the series? I loved that show!!! www.imdb.com/title/tt0101...

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vlasvilneous.bsky.social @vlasvilneous.bsky.social

not the mama

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⚜️🌊Tyreen BaconSkin🌊⚜️ @baconskingirl.bsky.social

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chezpizza.bsky.social @chezpizza.bsky.social

Is this gonna be a secert lair drop sets? Or a new UB set?

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LuckyGoodTime @luckygoodtime.bsky.social

5 year old me is ALL ready for it, man.

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Joelle Reedy🫘 @tuliptattoo65.bsky.social

No effing way!

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ObiRadd @obiradd.bsky.social

Time to build a new commander deck based exactly on the plot of this film!

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Pffftht @m22-5.bsky.social

AKA: Money laundering.

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Ric Koder 🇳🇿🖤 🩶🤍💜🏳️‍🌈 @rickoder.bsky.social

It is a movie. I have seen it. It's not the worst I've seen, I actually made it to the end. But it's not great.

aug 1, 2025, 7:43 am • 1 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈Nightmare Eyes🏳️‍🌈 @nightmar-3y3s.bsky.social

I really hope rifftrax has done this film or is going to do this film

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Rovertos Lynx @rovertos.bsky.social

… Academy Award Winner Armin Müller-Stahl is in it, too

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Three Dog Heads @threedogheads.bsky.social

Screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes for the movie Theodore Rex (1995) starring Whoopie Goldberg. 0% rating.
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Seeadler @seeadler.bsky.social

Given the film's premise, you have to admire the chutzpah of beginning a synopsis of it with the word "No-nonsense".

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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social

Whoopi Goldberg made some oral agreement that she'd do this movie and then when she tried to back out they sued her. Also the guy that voices the T-Rex is Sephiroth now.

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Black Eagle Polycule @poly007.bsky.social

Was Sephiroth. George Newbern did indeed play the role for several years, but the more since remake the character has been voiced in English by Tyler Hoechlin. Both actors have played Superman interestingly enough.

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cam winter @spaghetmonster.bsky.social

damn hot DILF Superman voices Sephiroth? neat

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🦇Batontological Shock🦇 @bongtologicalshock.bsky.social

damn

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Shadow @shadow298.bsky.social

The film is so little know it's wiki page doesn't even bother to give a synopsis.

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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

I HOPE It gets to TV quickly.

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Zero_Chaos @zerochaos314.bsky.social

Okay but when Who Framed Roger Rabbit did it 7 years prior it was a hit

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Marco522 @marco522.bsky.social

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Germany @obliterati.bsky.social

New Ixalan/MKM Secret Lair drop

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