Ask me how I know you're a shut-in
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"I haven't seen a single kidnapping on Wisconsin Ave!"
aug 28, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
He can’t leave his house because his skull is still soft, like a newborn’s.
aug 28, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
Reasonable people never observe their surroundings, they just walk down the street while composing new Substacks.
aug 28, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
He's probably too busy jorkin it to his AI waifu.
aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
i follow enough DC people to see play by plays what's matty's excuse? i don't even live there!
aug 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
He's a fucking liar. Always has been.
aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
whaaaaaaaaaaat?! bsky.app/profile/notu...
aug 28, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view