Imagine being such a fucking loser that your job is preventing people from using sidewalk chalk.

I hope that person’s family is embarrassed about them for generations. Everyone who is cooperating with this grotesque show of hatred and waste of resources… for shame!

Man, if I were young again, I’d team up with a big group and have the fastest go out first right in front of the cop. When he chases them then the rest of the crew comes out to quickly paint it. But, I’m not young and I would never advocate for this kind of behavior

Imagine being so afraid of a rainbow and also thinking you're some kind of alpha male 🤦

If that's not asking to be attacked by Vicious Mockery I don't know what else is