"I vant to know my my heating does not vurk!" "Surely, Mr Lugosi, as a vampire, central heating is not ..." "Tell me!" "Well ..." "Vy have my bats left the belfry?" "Boiler, Lugosi, is dead."
"I vant to know my my heating does not vurk!" "Surely, Mr Lugosi, as a vampire, central heating is not ..." "Tell me!" "Well ..." "Vy have my bats left the belfry?" "Boiler, Lugosi, is dead."
"Um... dead?" "Uhm, dead."
The radiators have been bled.
This cannot stand.
High stakes humour
Good Grief!!!
And then there's the vampire whale, Beluga Lugosi
Or the vampire sailor, Belay Lugosi.
That's just madness! Bauhaus? In the middle of our street?