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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social

"I vant to know my my heating does not vurk!" "Surely, Mr Lugosi, as a vampire, central heating is not ..." "Tell me!" "Well ..." "Vy have my bats left the belfry?" "Boiler, Lugosi, is dead."

aug 24, 2025, 6:29 pm • 15 1

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Neil Willcox, co-editor and indexer @neilwillcox.bsky.social

"Um... dead?" "Uhm, dead."

aug 24, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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James Brogden @jamesbrogden.bsky.social

The radiators have been bled.

aug 24, 2025, 8:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Simon Spanton @simonguy.bsky.social

This cannot stand.

aug 24, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Martin Jenkins @m-lv-j.bsky.social

High stakes humour

aug 25, 2025, 7:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris Holden aka @fiftythreedegs @mrc333.bsky.social

Good Grief!!!

aug 24, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gareth L. Powell @garethlpowell.bsky.social

And then there's the vampire whale, Beluga Lugosi

aug 24, 2025, 6:33 pm • 7 0 • view
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RJ Barker @rjbarker.bsky.social

Or the vampire sailor, Belay Lugosi.

aug 24, 2025, 6:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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John-Paul @jpkeates.com

That's just madness! Bauhaus? In the middle of our street?

aug 25, 2025, 9:43 am • 1 0 • view