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Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social

Door Dash has apparently developed macroscopic quantum tunneling technology.

A DoorDash delivery map is shown, with the driver on a route that teleports through three houses and several fences. It’s impressive, I will report back if lunch arrives with any splinters or concrete embedded.
mar 28, 2025, 7:13 pm • 78 4

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Jeri Ellsworth @jeriellsworth.bsky.social

Occam's razor...

mar 28, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather Thomas @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social

😬

mar 30, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rich Adam @richdadam.bsky.social

Looks like an ICE delivery operation. Be prepared to tip heavily.

mar 28, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Deb Elias @sailebed.bsky.social

And yet the pizza will still be cold...

mar 28, 2025, 7:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Snowjob @snowjob.bsky.social

No, no, they've just got a car that can tunnel underground! Like from wacky races

mar 28, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beth @elizabethoutside.bsky.social

It’s not perfected yet, some of your fries or nuggets or garlic bread will undoubtedly disappear during said tunneling.

mar 28, 2025, 7:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social

overthrusters be oscillating

mar 28, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ihor Gowda @ihorgowda.bsky.social

Worth overtipping

mar 28, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social

Nah that’s the new bulldozer delivery

mar 28, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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GFizz @gfizzle.bsky.social

Zoom 🏎️ Zoom

mar 28, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view