Have you noticed? He has stopped dying his hair orange. We will have to call him silver-hair now. Those birds look more real!
Have you noticed? He has stopped dying his hair orange. We will have to call him silver-hair now. Those birds look more real!
My post had auto-correct mistakes. Sorry!
It was never about the hair. It's the spray tanning with Cheeto dust.
You said it not me 😂. That’s better than what the libs ran last election 😂.
Oh, please don't compare this beauty with our pile of shit.
It is true Canada does hav it's own Trump in PP.
Yeah, but he's only a yolk Trump. He couldn't dictate his way out of a wet paper bag.
Is that the "Literal Party" or the "Littoral Party"?
I will vote for this bird.
Thought I couldn't possibly love you anymore @heardislandgov.bsky.social. Then this happened. 🤣♥️🐧#yolkhogan #penguinpolitics @yvesadam.bsky.social
And a handsome leader, at that.
Kinda looks like my albino starling, Moby! mobyalbinostarling.com
WOW
Moby is a beauty!
Lemon morraigne
Someone said Lemon Merenguin. Giggled
Go Yolk! Keep up the good work :-)
lol
Many Americans despise their orange celebrity president and are in the streets protesting his BS. We are counting the days until we can rid the world of this dangerous, ignorant menace and begin to repair the massive damage he is inflicting on the world. 😞
The rest of us are watching, waiting and willing ye all on.
Get rid of the rest of the Republican Party while you're at it. Trump could have been stopped.
She's stunning
Wow, a yellow penguin 🐧😂
I love Yolk Hogan🫶🏽
That is a beautiful creature.
The Great Yolk Head is truly impressive. I am imprinting ...I need to waddle after him...
At least your golden leader isn't a thief, traitor, pervert, conman, etc.
Ohhhhh wow, what an odd lovely mystical looking bird. Is that an albino penguin? Guessing not leucitic given the eyes but unsure. A much more dignified orange leader, for sure.
Is it a blonde Penguin or albino?
Leucistic genetic disorder
Definitely better looking than the orange one
Yours is way prettier than ours!
So cute
He’s beautiful
He’s so beautiful. Unlike the other guy
WOW, I've never seen a penguin that color.
He looks like an albino penguin who did the best he could to get rid of his pigment
Close Leucistic
Learned something new today! Thanks
Would this not be albino since the eyes are so light?
From the photographer “Counter to albinism, the condition causes only a partial loss of pigmentation, leaving the feathers and eyes with very little melanine. “
Only magats and the super rich are proud of the Nazi! Not the rest of us. Embarrassed and pissed off, and fighting back. The Cowards in congress have lost their minds because they have no backbones anymore . They are like blobs of garbage
So why did you elect him? Asking for a friend.
Americans love a good Sequel
But they are rarely as good as the earlier work...
How cool!
But …ahem… handsome fella
Not all Americans are happy to have an orange celebrity president. I certainly don’t feel special, actually I’m horrified and embarrassed about our situation. On the plus side Yolk Hogan is a stunning bird.
Bet yours is smarter and nicer than ours. Trade you??!!
I’ll add to the bet, smells better, too. (IYKYK,)
He just need some sun. 😜
This guy doesn't wait around for a call from Xi, either. He's too busy fucking and being handsome.
👍❤️
@alis0303.bsky.social @emilydavies04.bsky.social @kjd137.bsky.social
Lemon Meringuin.
You just know he’s an asshole to the other penguins
He or she has my vote! Is this genetic variant hereditary? 🤓
Yours is much slimmer and better looking.
And smarter
Plus, I understand Yolk doesn’t golf away his weekends.
No, he goes fishing 🐟
Well, yes, he does do that, but you won’t see him eating any McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish. Only fresh from the ocean fish for Yolk.
Rumour is that he's a leading member of the Fish Schtick Cartel. They say they're horrible penguins, like you've never heard of before, you wouldn't want him to be your neighbour.
Just read where he’s heading the Fish Schtick Cartel to Vegas where they’ll be performing. Looks like the Yolk will be on them.
Shiny!
Irl shiny
I’d elect this wonderful creature I would #FelonTrump, but he’s already in office. Maybe this guy could help?
He definitely has my vote. Where do I send my illegal election contribution? And can I take it off my taxes?
Wayyyyy better than 47.
Tariffic, as usual…
Much cuter too.
America would like to trade our Orange for your penguin. We believe the penguin will be much less problematic.
and I'll be Yolk Hogan is nicer!
Certainly better looking!
Are they albino penguins? They are adorable.
Close Leucistic
Leucistic birds may be more vulnerable to predators due to their unusual coloration, and they may also have difficulty blending in with their environment. Are they more vulnerable to Russian influence too? Oh, and the health and safety issues. Do their mates leave to make movies? So many questions.🤔
WOW
A beautiful being 💛
Is that orange makeup?
😆😆😆😆
"We need you to share some of the salmon with the other penguins." "That doesn't work for me, brother!"
Please send him here to replace the current guy masquerading as a President. We are confident he will do a much better job!
IS THAT AN ALBINO PENGUIN THAT'S AWESOME
wait sorry leucism, STILL AWESOME
Lil albino fella
Yolk Hogan is much more handsome, and probably a whole lot more down to Earth!
An orange penguin would be a much better president than an orange sphincter.
“Yolk Hogan” 😄
Lol
: )
Your version is much better
I’m sure Yolk is way nicer and way smarter than Trump!
😁
Yolk Hogan?? Yolko Ono was right there…
Haha she’s here too, but with her beak rubber banded
I love that!
Yolk would make a much better president.
He is much cuter
🤭😂
🤣🤣cute
please don't slander wildlife.
Yolk Hogan lied about everything he ever did in wrestling
Made me chuckle! Thank you!
Are you 100% certain that isn’t 3 canaries in a penguin costume?
🤣
I think he'd make a better president. I, for one, am for his special tuxedo.
So much easier on the eyes -- what a cutie!
Can we trade?
He’s yellow not orange!! There is a big difference you know.
He’s got my vote
😂😂😂😂
Yolk has larger hands than Don the Con.
I bet he will still win the tariff negotiations 🐧
Another bird brain.
The unmitigated gaul... comparing this penguin to trump! That's so unfair for the penguin!
"Yolk Hogan" - HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣
Wanna trade?
Sounds like the penguins are going to impose tariffs on the United States
Done tell us where they live!! They’ll be tariffed!
A beautiful bird. We have an ugly orange toad. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1
Yolk, Yolk, did you get your name because you're surrounded by whites only?
Unlike the orange felon Yolk is not cowed by the krazy in the kremlin
😆
Can we absolutely not compare any animals to one of the most vile humans!?
Worth his weight in gold - and I'll bet he disnae lie about his weight either, among a gazillion other things.
Let’s not stereotype all Americans. The MAGAts
The Literal party tends to speak generally as well as Literally
Yolk Hogan….too funny! He needs to put some reciprocal tariffs on the US. I mean,it’s only fair, right? We support you! Sincerely 65% of the American poplulation
Power rangers fans know
Not comparable with most wild man!
I love this
Oh Yeah! Love it💕
We bow before your golden goodness 😂
The Uk had one, but it turned out it was a seagull that had fallen into a discarded vat of curry. True Story.
I’ll take Yolk’s picture on a t-shirt, a mug, a yard sign, a protest sign, a bedspread! Let’s make Yolk another face of the resistance.
Fun idea
A shiny.
Yolk Hogan is one gazillion times better looking than our orange turd.
Bob, people are dying.
Shiny Pokémon!
🥰
I love this version. Please send this replacement 🙏🏼. The version here is useless trash!
I will personally scrub penguin shit out of the white house carpet every day. That is the problem I would prefer to have. By a lot. #penguinshit2028
If you tear it down, replace with an Ice House, makes cleaning easier
AND WE'LL MAKE NARNIA PAY FOR IT. ✨WITH T A R R I F F S✨ *crawls under desk to sob in quiet despair*
💯
No. Just no. Demonizing the penguin is just not acceptable.
The literal party celebrates Yolk Hogan.
An Albino Penguin?
Any chance you'll rename your party to the Littoral Party instead?
Is he leucistic? Handsome birb in any case!
Correct
Whereas Trump is loose elastic.
And he so much more handsome that the orange guy
Well that was broadly painted.
Yes! But he’s authentic, a natural! Absolutely stunning and deserving of respect because leucism is uncommon (although not as rare as albinism). You have a true star in your midst, @heardislandgov.bsky.social Unlike “the worst things about America, wrapped in an old hotdog skin, painted orange”
…to paraphrase Anthony Citrano.
😆 I've seen his full quote. Very discreet of ye not tae post it in full. 🙊
Yolk Hogan 🤣
This is terrible slander and you should be ashamed!!! This penguin did nothing to be insulted and and mocked like this!!! 🤣🤣🤣
If he's like his namesake, I wouldn't trust him.
5X the IQ of tяump, no doubt.
Some loser no one’s heard of is the best you’ve got? lol. Who is this faggot anyways ?
I like your celebrity President better. Seems to be more modern and natural in public. Is concerned about the environment too.
Oh he’s not our leader fortunately just a minority party politician. Our leader is Premier Tuxley II
And he's probably much smarter
Come on. Don't insult this lovely little penguin.
Beautiful
Is that an Albino Penguin? If not, what kind is it? WOW!!!!
🤔
Love it.
He's way cooler than Krasnov or Hogan!
Yours is pretty. Ours is.....not.
Whoa. 🧐
It's a shiny penguin
His island tariffs are only 10%???
Your leader is much prettier than our orange stain.
Is he evil like Don the Con? Or is he the anti-con?
He looks like a freak! Wait!!
Much prettier than 🍊
So much prettier than Don the Con.
Wow.
Poor penguin. Being compared to fcking sociopath. Do better, people. They got tariffs as well.
Only some me Americans
That's a banana. Banana. An attack banana.
😅😂🤣
Wow. Is there any biological drawback to being (I assume) an albino penguin?
I though the same.
He does look like a sci-fi alien
Probably Leucistic, not Albino, based on the coloring patterns.
Oh interesting. I'll definitely seen pictures of snakes with that condition and it looks kind of like this
#fucktrump. Beautiful Bird
Yolk Hogan is way more handsome!!
These guys get it.
😂😂😂
Kinda making thirsty
Hahaha still laughing, thank you!
That is awesome
Now I miss Nedick's.
The color is great but the skin pore size is spot on! 🔥
artist unknown, but thank you 😊
True Dork
Orange waddling flightless bird. Just like chump. Tariffed.
And he is not afraid of the rain!
That poor penguin has done nothing to be compared to that ass. Dont insult the poor creature please.😁
Well don’t him to a donkey either that’s even more insulting for donkeys
That was very rude of me, the poor donkeys. Now his mouth always reminds me of a bootie hole. Open, closed, it doesnt matter. What I see will be burnt in my minds eye forever and ever!
Was thinking the same thing
As in the Penguin. I would vote for the yellow Penguin.
I would vote for him.
💕
🤣😂💙 Love this acct.
Are you saying I'm a celebrity now??? Must protect mah boy
They call me Con Won The Don. I must meet with this majestic creature asap!
This one looks smarter than the american one...
banana flavored
👏🐧 Go Penguins!
Omg yes, i forgot about the lemon penguin.
Canada please know that America is being held hostage by an orange traitor, billionaires, lying media and the MINORITY OF STUPID!
So sorry he hit you with Tariffs
Leucistic (Lutino) penguin! I wonder if it’s angry all the time like my yellow budgie was.
I prefer to compare him to the orange version of a Hostess cupcake 🥰
Can we not do body shaming? There's so much to go after without that.
Yh I understand 🫶🫶
We got flipper slapped on here before as well, we like it, it separates us from the twitter birds. Accountability lol