As a blue dot in a purple city in a red state... Ouch.

Like the triple circle around Florida. 😂

Not all Floridians voted for Trump.

Alachua County, Florida, home of UOF, is a solid blue county in North Central Florida. Voted Blue in the high 90's range. Kamala won that county bigtime, along with other Blues on the ticket.💙

It’s because the big orange goof spends most of his time there, hitting mulligan after mulligan.

And the rest of us are simply collateral damage? Not very funny!

It's a joke - not a blueprint to be sent to the enemy. A JOKE.

You’re missing the point of the extra circling of Florida. That’s all. Of course no one deserves to die.

Now you know how everyone in the Middle East feels.

It’s a joke. Most of us think it’s funny and I think you don’t even understand it.

They included Texas even though the big cities voted blue. It's called a joke.

Yes, but big cities don't vote. People do, and the same way when magas put counties that voted orange is a lot of orange counties, but again, land doesn't vote people votes.

Voted orange?????

Yes red, since trump is fucking orange lets start calling republicans orange States.

Headed by the brainless orange turd full of nothing but hot air.

You don't understand how big cities in Texas work, do you? If you knew how the cities are fighting with the state government (and federal government now), you'd just sit back down.

Gotta get that voter turnout up for real.

It’s there! But the handling of the ballots seems to be the real issue.

Paxton threw out a bunch of mail in ballots applications. The state took over elections in Harris County which includes Houston. And they passed laws to suppress votes. It's not as simple as, "just show up to vote".

It's called disregard. It's not funny to the millions of people in the south that voted against this. Divisive state v state bullshit isn't funny and isn't good for our country

Helloooo, it's a joke.

I live in San Antonio. We voted solidly for Kamala and elected a retired Air Force who served as Under Secretary of the Air Force under Biden and is a lesbian as mayor. We're as blue as blue can be. Our city also has some VERY important military bases. We'd be a target for sure. The joke was funny.

It is funny! As long as the electoral college exists, it’s painfully true. I live in one of those red states, but that’s my choice. I could move, but maybe it’s better to be a burr under their saddle and help where I can. 💙

😉

Cities in every state voted blue.

68% of the population of Texas lives in Houston, San Antonio, DFW and Austin. 🤷🏻‍♂️

All Blue cities.

If it wasn't for gerrymandering, voter suppression and the state government controlling Harris County (Houston) elections, Texas would be blue already.

If only the blue party had candidates worth voting for.

As opposed to the guy you helped elect. You have all those flags, yet helped a guy get elected on the promise of destroying them. You can get rid of the Palestinian and Ukrainian flag. You betrayed them.

😂 I voted for Harris, you fool.

The US has been war on earth for decades, regardless of whether the leader wore a red tie, or a blue tie.

Actually it kind of is. Hello from Ormond Beach.

yeah but they also elected one of the worst governors of all time.

Not all Floridians voted at all. Fuck them too.

Tough

Further another Triple around 26 degrees N, 80 degrees W.

I heard it. "Fucking Florida" 🤣

MAGA is not American.

Still with this? This post isn't funny, it's sick. Are you saying it's ok to kill people in red states? Stop spreading more divide. You should take this post down.

oh it's fine, they, the red state people love killing people in large numbers as they sing "proud to be an American (I'm singing this in the country voice) where at least I knew I'm free" fuck yeah, murica!

Nobody is saying that Iran should actually target red states. Nobody should be targeting anybody. Gallows humour. It's okay. You can chill.

Not cool! I am from Florida and have family still living there. We are all Americans!

We wouldn't miss Mar-a-Lago one bit, especially on a weekend when he's hosting all his billionaire tech bros for yet another corrupt grift.

Mara Lago is his palace of depravity.

No state votes just one way. Let's not encourage Iran to... focus on half the country. We only need one White House and one weekend resort to be the recommended places to "visit".

Wish I didn't live in Missouri right now 😐

I wish I didn't live in Missouri when I did live in Missouri but happy that I don't live in Missouri.

🤣

Springfield wasn't so bad, but I can tell you that Salem totally sucked. 🤪

I've never heard of Salem.

Just looked at your profile. This was from last September.

Cool. My great grandmother was a child survivor of the Donner party. It probably explains the strange urges I get from time to time.

😳 I asked my friends on Facebook if anyone would like to meet me for lunch. No one thought it was funny. Now I feel bad knowing I made a joke about your family. Sorry 😞

Tiny little town on the Eastern side of Missouri, Southeastern corner basically. When I was there, pretty much everybody in the town was on welfare, food stamps, no jobs, have fun little town.

Oh goodness. I looked it up. I'm about 3 hours away from there.

What do you think their point is? Don’t bomb blue state but bomb red states? Or blue states are on the east and west coast boarders? Iran is a sophisticated and technologically advance culture given math is very big in that part of the country. Mesopotamia, currently IRAQ, developed the numeral 0

That a state that looks like a penis is full of dicks?

Hahahahaha! Thank you. I needed that laugh out loud… desperately!

lol love the extra circles

This needs a HUGE bullseye over Mar-A-Lago, that pulsates when Trump is onsite.

The phuckers did this too! It’s their fault.

Bruh I get it but don't forget a lot of these States only look like this cause of gerrymandering bullshit. Ohio is a lot cooler than the voting records show. Smdh.

I sure hope so. Ohio's legislature stinks.☹️

All we can do is stay Loud and vote 🤞✊

The entirety of the government of Ohio is pure trash. I’m glad Cbus is only 3 hours to Pittsburgh. I can definitely make the mad dash if needed. Who needs a ride? Sorry OSU- I can’t fit all of you.

Y’all are also welcome in Michigan!

And I’d be closer to Canada, so we can both escape if shit really hits the fan! 👍🏼

I’m in Detroit, so it’s just a quick trip south for me.

Gerrymandering can't work without a bunch of people voting red.

And that's not applicable with statewide elections.

Thanks

So is Texas.

We’re here in Florida, several of us snubbing crazy MAGA neighbor.

I don't think so. You have super crap reps and my daughter lives there. It's pretty dang red.

🤷 ok the thanks lady from somewhere else. I appreciate your input.

Statewide races are not directly impacted by gerrymandering. I'm sorry your neighbors are trash. If it's any consolation when I get out of my metro the rest of my state is trash too

Your a big help thanks for the pick me up. 👍

Sure because Democrats don't matter (me) according to GOP.

42% of Texas voted for Kamala. This map is bullshit. You advocating for Americans to get hurt? 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Nobody's getting hurt, chill. Even bombarding Israel Iran has kept civilian deaths to minimum – if we are to believe Israeli stats.

That’s the way it sounds.

To be fair... the oppressed blue states would be better off with Canada than with the Jim Crow's Christianity Insanity...

I really think southern Florida is in their sites.

Whew, glad az made the cut

Should have been outlined in black Sharpie.

I wondered where we were parking all of our mistakes since the use of Disapointment Rooms went out of favor.

😂😂

I would have looped that line around Texas a few extra times like FloridAA!

Moreso tbh!!

Can I get a 2 week notice?? 😁

Perfecto 🌊🌊🌊

😄

Same!!

😉😂🤣❣️

Sure come up to Boston.

Deal! 😄

It gets cold, we're rigid but friendly in our own way and we don't have DeathSantis lol

I've never minded the cold, especially since it's hot here 9 months out of the year. 🥵 I've heard great things about Bostonians!

We're the nicest bastards you'll ever meet!

I love bastards! 😂🫡

Well, goddamnit, you should do really well in Boston

I be the bastard's bitch! 😆

Come and be a Masshole with us!

"in our own way" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 So true!!!

Okay...time to 'splain 😂

Precious!

Right?? 😂

Don’t forget Florida

I came here looking for Bugs Bunny, and I was not disappointed.

😂

Lol

I did this in my mind years ago.

now.

😂😂😂

And the Blue taxes pay for Red

time.com/7222411/blue...

In my cherry red state most cities are very blue. Where I lived voted 66% Kamala.

And ignore Silicon Valley/ come on

No, I live here....I don't even know those rich idiots......

I’m just saying if you’re going to go after the puppet voting blocks at least go after the puppeteers - and it’s not just them- Christian churches of all denominations- looking at you too & legacy press. Who treats red states like mushrooms? Keeps them in the dark & feeds them shit?

Why is Georgia blue

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣TRUTH

Give me a 4hr head start out of IA please.

Hey, I live in fl and I did not vote for the orange turd clown. Trump did this. We the people did not.

Same here in TX, one of the BLUE counties.

It’s a stupid map. People with half a brain and heart know there are a lot of people like you in every “red” state. There are a lot of ignorant, angry lefties on blue sky. I’m angry, but try not to be ignorant!

Boo hoo hoo. You're perfectly happy thinking NYC is a target so you're safe.

Huh?

Should I clarify? I’m lefty and angry at Trump voters. But I’m not gonna lump everyone in red states together and call them the baddies. The whole country is a mix.

Yep. At this point I'm blocking all those who think this is a good idea, or who shout "move!" It's...not that easy.

Mam’m so your calling us ignorant? Bitch you can’t take the heat! Get your ass out of the kitchen

I’m calling anyone who cannot grasp the idea that there are good, Trump-fighting, liberal-minded people in red states ignorant. We can’t abandon everyone in red states! Maps like this imply that those of us in blue states should just make our own country and abandon liberals in red states.

The amount of mental gymnastics you just tried to pull.

So you think we should just write off everyone in red states? A lot of liberal-minded people are trapped in states where Republicans have gerrymandered the districts to make sure they stay in control.

I present this zoom in that’s my Granddad who fought this country Read the dates You chose to speak up on your right I am a VFW buddy Poppy Step out of the minefield before I drag you to hell and leave you there:)

First of all let me get your meth ; I mean math right You’re calling other lefties ignorant? The ignorance in your statement It’s a fucking Joke not a dick Don’t take it so hard. You did so many backflips to try to level the playing field You put words into my mouth

Again the amount of mental Gymnastics you are trying to pull :) it’s not gonna work.

😢 I’m in TX. Just circle Mar-a-Lago.

I saw this last night. It might come in handy some time.

Love it! Got it. Thanks!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

Texas is a part of the problem…Your GOVERNOR!!

Except many of us don’t have a Texas Governor. We are not represented.

Yep. Our Governor is a huge problem. But he didn't order the strikes.

Gubnor Hot Wheels

HAAAA!! Right!! Every time I hear it I bust out laughing

Awwww! We'd miss you!

lol. Thank you. 😊

Agree we're so effing gerrymandered it's almost worthless to vote if you're blue plus the DNC rarely funds anyone running here.

i think the TX politicians in my area prefer to not be funded by the DNC, because the GOP use that against them in ads.

Wow they're a Dem but party committee support is bad? Republican support by their committee is good?

it is more like big city against small town. the dems in the rural area don't like being associated with the big city dems. to me it is weird. but then again i come from a blue state and moved to the rural red area. not my best move in my life. already planning my move back east soon.

Are those red ones all the states where faux “news” comes free with basic cable packages?

But of course! Keepin’ em enraged with falsehoods keeps em voting against their best interests!

I’ve got three words for you: Sinclair broadcast group

Ok thanks. We gotta do something about that.

Alabama here to tell you that just about every business with a waiting room has it on full time, and the waiting is long.

I include and emphasize healthcare facilities as businesses. Importantly.

Fox News is on in the waiting rooms of the hospital that I work in all the damn time! But then we have patients sitting there watching it with their red maga hats on.

Yes that's true. I'm a disabled combat veteran in Florida and I hate that the waiting rooms in the Veterans Administration clinics have only the Trump loving propaganda spreading channels on praising their cult leader with permanent "do not change the channel" sign locked in a clear plexiglass box.

Thank you. And why on earth would they have a sign like that!??? Heart sinking feeling…

Exactly! Thank you for your service.

Oh my Goddd.....you deserve better. We deserve better.

I once told everyone in a Dunkin’ Donuts to stop watching that crap. People watch like zombies.

Sorry to hear it, Alabama. For what it's worth, I walk out. Many businesses have retreated to the safety of HGTV. Before Limbaugh's timely death, I went into a nice little antique shop to browse. He was on the radio. I heard it, the owner saw that I heard it and I walked out.

I think it’s also a free internet service that links directly to faux “news”

We have to fix that. We have to.

Excuse me, but blue voters live in those states, too.

No one denies that.

Blue dot in a stupid red state. BLUE DOT IN A STUPID RED STATE! That one, that one! FFS, his house is easy to find.

Ring the doorbell first. Make sure he’s home.

Shamed that Montana is part of the madness and full of traitors..

I’m a blue dot in a red one, but fair enough.

I’m.r b can’t 0j But you

Exactly… as a NY-er I hope they think this out.

They need to make all the swing states that voted for Trump red. Since their votes count more than every other state they can take responsibility for their votes and the consequences.

Hey Iran just wait for golf day then send something nice for him at his little racist golf course.

Basically the hillbillies and their holiday retreat in Florida. 😂

“Hillbillies” don’t have holiday retreats.

Well. The ones I refer to is the maga. And that version of the hillbillies does. At least some of them.

Funny, unless you’re a Dem voter stuck in a red state. With a Dem governor.

Just type Mar A Lago into your GPS and do us a favor.

Go get them not us!

So nice of someone to outline the ignorant MAGA states that voted for this abomination.

Mean, nasty, and greedy people, who to this day walk around like puffed-up roosters ready for a fight.

LMAO I love the little circley thing around New Afghanistan.

Welcome to the island of Georgia! 🌴🥥

I have a feeling Iran will get support from Russia and China and will be struck on US soil.

I think you're right. Hate to say this but what the orange fat man has done to the world, it will get messy down there. Troops taking away the browns no military wants to fight his wars within and globally

Canadians need to sell their FL Condos

Unfortunately, I think we can expect the unexpected from Iran and Iranian sympathizers.

You are so right. Sleeper cells, dirty bombs. It's quite possible we're totally screwed.

This is when I wish I lived in a remote area of the country. Of course I have to live like right outside of New York City near Trump's golf course.

Uh-oh. I live in Austin, TX and we're first on Kim Jung Un's list to bomb. I don't know why. 🤷‍♂️ We'll just have to see what happens. Best of luck! 😊 Let's all thank the new illustrious dictator, shall we? 💩

Why Austin?

I have no idea why he hates Austin. Guarantee he's never been here, or maybe he has and it was too hot, because it is too fucking hot! We probably wouldn't be phased by a nuclear blast. 100°F today. That's August weather, water supply is over 50 feet low going into summer. Too many people.

Isn't Austin more gay friendly? BTW, love your Atticus Finch pic.

Less gay friendly since F45. Very sad. Passing more anti-gay bills now. Thanks. I love the book and the movie, and Peck, of course. 💙

The movie is one of my favorites. Sorry to hear about the change in Austin since F45.

Thanks. It was weird. The very day after the election I felt the difference in public. I'll never understand it.

Well Jersey has been quite blue for many yrs even though we've had a few GOP governors in the past, they were Centrist & both Senators have been Democrats for many yrs & congress, except in redneckville or in very rich areas of Jersey have be voted blue. However, our last election is leaning purple.

Yikes!

It's like the only sane place in Texas.

You're so right about that, but it's being invaded and taken over by MAGA. State Congress, Executive, and TX DOJ is all crazy MAGA. I don't have enough room here to tell you all that is wrong here, but people are leaving, housing prices are going down. We've lost $100k in a few months. Magic is gone

Oh my😬

Yeah, it's horrible. "Music Capitol of the World" is bringing in people from all over the world and residents can't afford to go listen. I could go on. I'm preparing to leave TX ASAP. Oh, and women can't get healthcare - bleed out in cars without care. It's heartbreaking. Sorry, I'll stop. 💙🫂

😳

I know! 😳

Yikes! I'm in Austin too & I hadn't heard about this. Huh.

Maybe he's grown out of it by now. He was young. 👀

The US will go back to the feeling of insecurity we always had because of #Dubya and his trigger-happy generals. Thing were going so well during Obama and Biden. Now this!

International Terrorist.

Yeah, he's escalating.

Amen.

Things*

We read what ya mean, not what auto correct types. 💙🫂😉

Thank you🙏🏾

😊 My pleasure.

I wish the rest of us could become a suburb of Canada.

Whoa! I think we are in enough of a tight spot trying to save our economy from the orange sock puppet to deal with the in-laws showing up for an extended stay! Also, it appears that Cheeto is about to help create another refugee crisis and we won't have any rooms to let. Sorry 😞

I'm sorry. No. Stay there and fight for your country. She needs you badly now ❤️

Giving up never works.

Your country is worth saving. It will be hard but not impossible.

This shithole country may have still been redeemable following 2016…but not 2024. The experiment is officially over.

Thank you for excepting Nevada, though we don’t deserve it.

Iran also remember that Trump single handedly pulled out of the nuclear deal

Most of the red is empty space though

I’m a blue dot in a sea of red in Naples Fl. Go ahead, I’m tired. 😔

🫂 I completely understand. I'm in Texas.

Hey‼️ SALT LAKE CITY is BLUE. It’s the rest of the fucking state that fucks their cousins.

Many CITIES in red States are actually blue. Anywhere there are Universities you have a good chance of finding a MAJORITY of DEMOCRATS. Gee, I wonder WHY? 🤔 No I don’t. I know why. Democrats want to HELP their Constituents. Progressive Democrats want to bring real solutions & change.

Yeah it's also the Vatican of the Mormon church.

Unfortunately. We resist often.

I had a house in the Avenues for many years when I worked in Salt Lake City I love Salt Lake City kayaking biking hiking camping I miss it sometimes.

😂 X marks the spot…Mara Lardo

The blue states on the map are 'pre Canada 🇨🇦 so need to be avoided by 🚀💥.

Unfortunately I live in Florida. I make enough money to survive (not living) but not to move. 😭

My heart is with you! I have family down there. ❤️ worrisome times- stay strong!

Funny, and scary

Not funny to those Americans living in those states. AMERICANS. Not MAGA; fellow citizens fighting for the same goals.

Hahaha

So what are you saying? You want special treatment? Are Iranians going to get special treatment? Gazians? Ukrainians? No....you don't get to ask for special treatment. How does that make you feel?

Some stinkin' genius, that's who did this!

We store all our nuclear stuff in Palm Beach!

There are Democrats and Kamala voters by the scores here in southern Indiana. But whatever just put us all into the "red state" pile

Wow. So many non-GOP folks in those states…we deserve special aiming suggestions for terrorist attacks too? Just because we can’t afford to live or move elsewhere? Yeah. I’m not really laughing about this. Sorry.

What you forget is that the population of North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana is approximately 3,400,000. Population of CA is 39,000,000. Population of NY 20,000,000.

Now do Texas.

30 million

Hey if Georgia gets to be exempt, then so does Kentucky lol! We even have a democratic governor and they don't 🤨

This was obviously based on the 2020 results. Let's update it.

I think the 2020 results were not accurate. The Governor & Secretary of State of AZ are both Democrats. I believe we're purple now.

United states?

Whoever did it, I'm glad they left Georgia out of the map.

why though

Because Senators Ossoff and Warnock are here for all citizens. Because in 2020 our Governor released that phone call with 45 looking for 11,000 more votes. Because Atlanta has the largest population of middle class black people in the nation. We will turn it blue.

If it weren’t for roll purging, the state would have gone for Kamala.

They're employees of AIPAC.

Pretty shitty, no doubt.

It was wonderful how he came forward. To bad we didn't properly act.

Be sure to blame Alaska, the state counted last and least that just kind of is there at the end of every election. XD (Who was also 1/3 federally funded before Trump cut all federal funding.)

Here's a closer look at the exact spot!

I don't want there to collateral damage to innocent people. Sleeper cells are way more accurate and precise.

Except he's at Bedminster. To warm in Florida now

They can follow the smell of this f*cking felon!

I hear he smells like hairspray and fecal matter.

And spray tanner

Oh yes!! I forgot! And that stuff stinks!

Don’t forget urine!! He’s now wearing a leg bag/catheter along with the diapers!

Wow. Must make changing clothes a real challenge! Straightening out all of the lines and wires to keep him from shitting and pissing himself!

IKR?!! 😂😂😂

Brilliant 🎯

Do it on a weekend.👍

They can release millions of cockroaches in all his buildings and release drones that destroy his golf courses. I was going to say some animal, but tRump would have the animals killed.

He skips Florida in the summer. New Jersey golf course.

LOL

Laughing my ass off. Thank you!

At the “official White House” where we keep our warmongers and our top secrets in the bathrooms.

Was just about to post this too. Exactly.

🤣🤣🤣

Only Friday thru Monday tho! Don't want a missed opportunity! 😂

Borrowing this 😄😄😄😄

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Good one!

He would be the orange and white blob, wearing ill-fitting clothes.

Laughing my ass off!!! It took me a minute to get it.

1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, United States

Trump doxed - I love it!

Yeah I think we already knew where he lives. It's not exactly doxxing

You love it with passion, right 😂🤣

You delivered the exact place. You're a bad person lol 🤣🤣

No underground bunkers. Just a bunch of fat rats and cockroaches worming around every weekend.

No, he’s in Bedminster New Jersey until late October. Too hot in Florida in the off season.

He was itching to drop the bombs

He's the one cheating.

Some brave soul posted this image on Truth Social a few days ago. The number of magas tagging the FBI and the Secret Service was astounding. They took it as a direct legitimate threat to dear leader. It was glorious.

Give them the coordinates! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Yes, thank you! There are lots of us good people stuck in red states. Best to be more specific. :p

As a blue dot that lives on the same road 3 miles west from that course this actually makes me extremely nervous

Put a sign on your lawn with a map and an arrow. Good luck!

Right in the edge of the bellend of the flaccid penis that is Florida

😂😂😂😂👏👏😂😂😂

Jasmine Crockett was sent to Washington by the constituents of Texas's 30th congressional district. Please don’t forget that most of the base of the Democratic Party live in the Southern states.

This is what the real map is:

😁

Please don’t throw us tiny blue dots in red states under the bus!

I thought about posting yesterday that Dear Iran, Black folks have been minding our business since November 2024. Leave us out of it.

Dear Iran , 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500 Sincerely , Bennet cause I ain’t in it . 😭

It's perfect except for one thing. I'm sitting smack dab in the middle of it. c'est la vie que sera, sera

Do you all realize how many democrats live in Florida

Apparently not enough to make a difference.

It's also NOT TRUE. No state voted 100% for either red or blue. We all need to keep that in mind. Moreover, most Americans didn't vote for tRump.

It’s the non-voters I really despise, in this of all elections.

24' election. I believe bomb threats may have played a role at keeping some voters away. It was later determined that many of the threats originated in Russia. Imagine that Putin helping tRump win again. www.nbcnews.com/tech/securit...

But would you have been put off? Unless they were aimed at specific polling stations.

If the police are waiting for the bomb squad to clear the building, you might not have a choice.

True. I’d wager everyone at Mar a lago supports him, though.

Even the illegals.

Ugh. You have a point. And probably doesn’t pay them.

We are immigrants and two of my uncles worked at fancy restaurants and nightclubs in Manhattan. Hint: It is unwise to be less than very kind to those that prepare your food. I've heard stories that you wouldn't believe to be possible.

I would believe them but I don’t want to hear them!

One story goes they catered a party for Sinatra, and he wasn't very kind. The soup, I was told had contributions from multiple staff members.

Oh yuk.

Lesson: Always, always be kind to the wait staff. It's a tough job for little pay and dependent on tips, at least here in the barbaric states of America. Europe treats workers better.

I tend to be nice to anyone anyway, unless they are unpleasant to me.

My state has a blue governor and blue majority on both houses. We're a blue majority. We're blue.

You're fortunate. My guess is your state is above the national average for the percentage of college graduates as well.

Easy guess for you. Our governor is Black. We have Black mayors, Black County Executives, Black sherrifs, and you get the drift. It's not impossible to succeed if you're not a White man. We're not perfect, but we can work and step toward progress, because we don't have regressive Rs in charge.

We are one of the top states for educated people.

Probably also has the lowest number of dedicated Fox "News" viewers too.

We do have red areas, I don't know the number of red Fox types we have.

Thank you. As a blue dot drowning in red, I appreciate the reminder. 💙

I live in South Flori-duh, I understand completely.

I do try to maintain an appropriate perspective.

3rd graders downhill

Mar a Lago has been locked in....

Thanks for a laugh

You can tell it's fake because Trump could never run that fast.

It would be more believable if he was in a golf cart

And he’s wearing a blue tie. 😂

But very funny all the same.

Are you making fun of someone suffering from the heartbreak of heel spurs?

Exactly what I was thinking as I watched it, before I saw your comment!

And he didn’t fall

I don't wish violence on anyone. However, this is hilarious.

Agree but if the US gets attacked it would be nice if they picked appropriate targets not schools, hospitals, office buildings. All those spy thrillers lied about how easy it is to just take out leadership.

We hope Iran knows 1/2 of Americans, didn’t vote for him

😂🤣

Take it from theUkrainians - this is a VERY soft target. If I was fatso, I'd stay the hell away from golf courses - they're LOADED with GRASSY KNOLLS and VERY LITTLE COVER. (imagines cloud of high speed drones, 'Ride of the Valkyries' playing in the background)

Would love to see the old crybaby run like that!! I'd be wetting myself with laughter!! I'd love to see, even more, him being stuck within the compound of Mar-A-Yucko than running from it.

This is so phones, Donald is not capable of running that fast. Hell, he can’t even walk fast. Remember Sicily, everyone walking but he had to take a GolfCart?

Clearest sign this is AI? Trump can barely stand nevermind run...

He couldn’t run that fast

I’m not praying for violence at all like Trump said - after bombing one of our main enemies - “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE” but if there were a building or set of buildings we could do without Iran …I would start here.

Yeah!

Dunno, they sure seem pretty fucking dumb though

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I live in FLORIDA. And I support this message.

I live in Toledo Ohio. Blue city, red state.

Daytonian here, same story. Blue dot.

Flaglerian here

Lorain, OH…same scenario

Toledo is blue? Wow! (Ohio expat here). Cleveland?

I hear you. San Antonian. Blue city in Dumfukistan. We just elected a lesbian for mayor, so we got that going for us. And she’s an IDGAF kind of person.

Inaccurate and goofy.

Love it

As a Kentuckian, I hate this. There are progressive wonderful people in every state. And stupid racist assholes I'm every state.

I’m in L-ville! We are great peeps here. Blue amongst the idiots.

I love Louisville!

Exactly. The state with the largest number of registered Republicans is California.

I meant IN! I love love love all the amazing people I am working with here in Kentucky to create change and comfort each other in the face of all this horror.

I’m a Kentuckian living in blue dot Indiana. It is so painful to witness

Anyone who endorses this fucked up call to violence just goes to show that their hatred for Republicans overrides everything else and that they are willing to have allies murdered just to "own the conservatives" and to "punish them"

I believe you. I live in FL. My own county is Blue.

This blue stater admires the hell outta you guys- stay strong blue dots!

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Same here. I'm from South Dakota, and while our state is under the firm grip of the GOP (and where Noem is from 🤮), there are still wonderful people here doing whatever they can to fight back against fascism! www.dakotanewsnow.com/2025/05/11/n...

Fellow Kentuckian, and I agree.

As a blue resident of a Florida town that is being sold out from under our blue feet, there are many good people being very let down by their local Dem organization, the DNC DCCC. Give the party to David Hogg, Maxwell Frost, AOC & Jasmine Crockett.

Let’s have that retaliation directly on MaraLago

North Carolina is a blue state. We are gerrymandered red.

Ohio too.

That makes you red, with extra reasons.

It’s cute but needs to be more fine-grained, county level at least.

Mar-A-Lago is easily found on Google Maps.

HEEEEY!!! Not ALL Kansans are 🗑️s, Sir. 🤨 WE TRIED, DAMMIT!!! 😭

This isn't funny. You aren't funny.

Been trying to move out of the red state I live in, covid put that on hold, then the recession, now the orange regime messing with everything. Can't move when employment is unstable and costs keep going up.

Be strategic with your retaliation.

I was thinking the same thing. If Iran has terrorists in the US, would they focus on Republican states to put pressure on R’s to back off. I would imagine Iran has already thought about it. The US has just gotten a lot more dangerous!

Really empathize Florida, specially Mar-a-Lago

Can we sever north from south Florida and save us never trumpers in the northern parts?

Everyone knows California belongs to Mexico

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Yes please!

I thought that was funny at first. Wait! There are millions of us blue dots in red states.

2020 map

Ha! This is awesome 😎

Nice to know the people who made this are just as willing to kill me as the republicans are. This country is fucked up and full of heartless assholes.

does anyone have the exact longitude and latitude of mar a-lego? asking for a mullah

Omaha is the blue dot, just elected a democratic mayor. Please leave us out.

The red represents the third world of our nation.

I'm a floridian and what's with all the saltiness... it's still funny people.

All to deflect from the unredacted Epstein files !!!!

And that horrible bill that's going around

ha ha ha that's so funny that I'm too broke to move out of Texas. fuck me right

How about add some big blue dots in Texas? Houston, San Antonio, Austin and El Paso to be precise!

Safe zones.

There are millions of blue voters scattered and stick in red states.

Look if Iran want to use this map send me your co ordinates and ill forward them lol

I know there are some deep pockets of resistance in Texas now lets give trump the long horn :)

There are a LOT of non-MAGA citizens working really hard to improve things in those red areas. This isn’t funny.

Trump has disdain for anyone who is not him.

How many red counties are in Illinois?

Why would they give a shit?

We also have a map of Florida with Mar A Logo marked with an X.

Good job

Mexico renamed Mar-a-Lardo See breaking news below ⬇️

I'm thinking Mar A Bano.

Oh, but he was a successful business man on reality TV who said “you’re fired!” uh-laaaat. He must know something the rest of us don’t, he’s a self pronounced stable genius…bigly!

He was always the sales guy for his dad, couldn't do much else than lie, and close a deal. And it continues today, unfortunately 😕.

I live on the Gulf Coast. Even if I lived on the Atlantic coast, I'd feel the same way: Let 'em drop! If it takes him out, it's worth it. Please note: It's summer in Florida. He's not there. He's at his club in New Jersey, because it's cooler. He won't be back in Florida until mid-to-late October.

Honestly, it was a joke. I live in NY and feel incredibly vulnerable here after losing friends in my office during 9/ 11 at 90 West Street. I want bad people to be arrested and tried and locked up, by the book.

We live in the gulf coast too. I told the bf we are in a target zone because of maralago. We’re ready to take one for the team.

Afraid he'll stroke out. Snowbird from hell.

Saw this posted earlier... by Jesus.

This for the gun bunnies?

No, I think they (Jesus) meant it as ironic meme reply to sarcastic posts, like this OP, fearing potential for IranReprisals in US. PS I had never heard the term "gun bunny" so had to look up the reference (I was envisioning peaceful rabbit w/gun meme.) This quote appeared in results, as well.

The quote carries a metaphorical meaning, suggesting that a situation becomes unpleasant or challenging when the usually powerless or vulnerable person or party gains an advantage or power over those who previously held it. This is NOT intended to suggest any rabbit uprising or arming to occur.

Gun bunnies are field artillery. Everybody else in the Army consider them stupid, but they can aim.

Thank you!! My Retired US Army Col. Uncle & US Navy Lt. Cdr. Father will be shaking their heads I did not know this. What returned on my (rather haphazardly quick & shallow) search were A LOT of girls posing w/weapons in outfits & in armed bunny cosplay. I do like the quote it returned, though.

Yeah, beware of bunnies with guns!

Mara-Taco 🌮

Mar-a-lego!?

UGH 🤢 #Alaska is a republican "repube" state. A location my father served two terms up at Cape Romanzof, and then Elmendorf AFB in the 1960s. As it was said about #Texas going back BLUE. Alaska needs to go BLUE.

They at least believe in global warming...at least the ones I talked to...which was like 5 ppl, so 10% of Alaska 😂😂😂

Really hoping for a miracle and that you'll all be safe from the mess he started.

This is fucking embarrassing

Lots of blue voters in those red states.

Thank you for saying this. Blue Independant in Idaho here.

EXACTLY! Thank you! Geez!

I'm one here in FL. I hope we don't get attacked. I live like 10 minutes from a navy base. Yikes.

I live in Iowa, but yeah, I get this. It seems appropriate.

Hey Iran, Some of us in those red states voted for her. So be strategic. Thank you.

This is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 except I live in Florida. Just give me a warning and then bomb away!!!!!!

If only Iran could blow up Mar-a-lago. Not to kill Trump, or anybody really. Don't care if he's there. It'd just be funny to blow the place up. Bet he's massively overinsured it.

Are all those classified documents still illegally stacked up in a bathroom btw?

Maybe Alex Soros can arrange a party ship. 😁

Hahahaha 😆 😂 😆 good one, tired.

It’s fun and exciting to wish for the death of our fellow Americans, right?

Trump is going to kill us all anyway. Lord knows he's trying hard.

A common enemy wants us all dead so we should gleefully wish for each other‘s death is a weird argument, bro

🤣🤣🤣

Heeeey! I live in Florida within a few miles of a major naval base. This area voted Democrat. We even have a female Democrat mayor.

I'm putting off visiting FL for now. I do miss Dunedin & 30A.

I don't blame you, even though we the residents are feeling the pinch of tourism being down.

We're watching our $$ more closely now. Don't want to give to red states. Plus, the racism & misogyny; they can't hide it.

It sounds like you’re describing my city in Florida. I also VOTED FOR HER, if things went my way, it’d be Madame President leading our country.

It's possible, @Bobbi G. I don't mind saying that I am in Jacksonville. I too proudly wear a tee that says, "Don't Blame Me. I Voted for Her."

Well, perhaps all of the blue and independent voters should have stood up the Republican bully tactics that allowed the state to become a red hostage state to begin with. Collateral damage wouldn’t have to be an issue. The non-voters can go fuck themselves either way.

I am one old fart. I cannot change the whole state. Gimme a break.

Keep telling yourself that I guess, Irving. Apathy can be awfully seductive.

As often happens, my intent has been misread. I DID NOT state that I was doing nothing. I DID STATE that my impact is limited, and I am vastly outnumbered by tens of thousands of mouth-breathing nitwits. I will not tolerate accusations of "apath".

I appreciate that, Irving. I apologize. You are clearly more than just one old fart.

Thank you. The weakness of this format is the ease of misinterpretation. I am as guilty as anyone else of misreading a post, & have several times. I admit that I do get despondent at times, it is like fighting the tides, the stupidity & ignorance wears one down.

For now. It is time to split the U.S. into the sane and insane nations with strong barriers to travel between the two. Let the MAGAts take care of themselves as I am tired of paying for them.

IT IS NOT OKAY TO abandon all those who don’t get a choice in where they were born or exist! There are innocent people in those places and if you think boarders protect you, guess again and revaluate your morals. Liberation is not just for you, ALL deserve liberation from oppression.

So true. That is why it is important to offer asylum to the oppressed.

I’m happy to trade all the MAGAs in my blue state for Democrats in red states.

I’m so ready to secede

I am ready to leave. I spent the day cleaning and selling stuff. It will be my new second job for the foreseeable future.

I bet you’ve got to be. ❤️‍🩹 We’re doing the same and plan to leave. It won’t be easy but we’ll be applying for visas the minute we get back from our scouting trip. It’s a big beautiful world!

For people with money.

I’m Soooo Very Ready… one two three let’s GO!!!

I am too. The red states have been sucking off the blue states this whole time they’ve got more welfare people than any of the states so it’s time they get off their butts put down there phones iPads get off the computer and get their butts to work! Us in the blue states are tired of supporting you

You know this is the truest statement I've seen. I live in Red Iowa and more and more trying for disability while voting for that a-hole. 😤

look at the county level election results and you can see this is not a good frame of reference really

Let’s see how well they do without our money. It’s time. Of course the gop will steal $ from some essential program to get them by. Blue states need to cut off federal funding somehow.

That would require removing the U from USA.

Ok

There was a battle on Nov 5th. It was fought with ballots not bullets. It took the Confederate States 160 years to finally achieve Victory. Now they have their Jefferson Davis installed as President and the traitors to the Constitution control all 3 branches of the federal government.

AMEN!

I ran it thru Google Lens and got back that a Keith Edwards on X created it?

hahhaha I laughed when the went over and over Florida, but they should have done Texas too. That is one fooked up state

hahahhah, i think Nevada is Red now isn't it? I live in NV so we'll keep it this way but I believe we gave Trump the Electoral vote last year

Love the emphasis on FL.

To be fair, I have a strong feeling Iran is more than familiar with US politics. Most of the nations of the middle east are quite familiar with how our nation works, probably from a more clear and true perspective than most Americans.

I've found most foreigners do.

🥱🥱🥱

Fuck you yawning about ?

I like this map, but Yuma county in AZ, unfortunately, votes blood red.

Please include NC. NC voted for a blue Governor, a Blue Lt Gov, a AG blue, and a,NCSCOTUS blue

😂😂😂😂 Florida!

The music is perfect too.

I live in Utah. Oh well.

I'm going out there to say let's not make targets of our people.

Hey I’m in NC! We are not all red here!!

😆

I thought GA; PA and AZ should be red? Why are they blue?

Hey. Still purple-ish in Kansas!

I’m moving to Michigan asap.

I want to thank them for finally, including Virginia. We work very hard here to keep this state blue. The fight is real.

Not funny, I live in Asheville, which is very progressive...a blue dot in a sea of purple if it wasn't for gerrymandering. stop spreading shit like this, it hurts us who live here who want nothing to do with fascist MAGA republicans.

Just Florida will do but yeah, this is the correct map.

Genius

Seems right and accurate to me.

An ignorant asshole.

With all due respect, fuck you. I’m from Kentucky and fighting hard as hell against fascism. And you put a target on us. Do better. And fyi- we did elect a democratic gov TWICE.

Why twice? Since you're going back to the last century for this argument, why not include 1976 Jimmy Carter? That's three times with Clinton in 92 and 96. Then you voted red against obama, against obama again, and three times red for Trump. The people who voted blue in Kentucky are dead by now

Absolutely incorrect&Stop using the word “you”-I’m a Dem &vote as one. KY state legislature &executive branch were consistently blue until the 90s when we lost the senate. But we kept the house and executive until 2015. But state wide we’ve elected Andy Beshear 3 cycles in a row. Maybe stfu now?

best of luck to you to get the successor of ghoul McConnell not elected next year then. Go Pamela?

We are going to take a House seat in 2026. Cherlynn Stevenson is going to flip it.

Andy seems like a great governor.👍

He is the absolute best. He’s genuine and you really can’t ask for more than that.

Yes, but let’s not forget Mitch. Just a joke, all 50 States are in this battle together, even red states….

Laura, do you think that Iran is gonna see this video and go “well that’s good to know, now we only need to hit the red shaded places” do you honestly believe they’ll use this video for their attack plans? 🥲

Listen, all I can tell you is it did not feel good to feel targeted by my fellow Americans OK. Scroll the fuck on if you don’t like it I don’t think it’s funny.

You’re not being targeted sweetheart it’s a joke. Don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe.

You can fuck off with the sweetheart too. Take your 50 followers and shove them up your ass.

Do you honestly believe that was her point?

Awww, come on. I'm in Texas. Have to admit it was pretty damn funny! 🤣

I’m in Florida 😂. We got triple traced!

It doesn’t feel funny to me. I’m all about Republican voters getting what they ask for but this is not OK.

Fortunately Iran isn’t getting their missile coordinates from a Bluesky meme

Texas is getting beat up in the comments. Texas leads in the most awful legal actions, all in an effort to force draconian beliefs on the rest of the states via SCOTUS. Our 4 largest cities are all blue, yet never matters because of gerrymandering. I find a good laugh every once in a while helps.

This one didn’t hit me as funny.

We have 1,308 days to go and we are all in this together. Hope to find humor in the hardest days.

Hopefully, he dies before 1308 days go by. I could find some humor there.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'll take it!

Same. It is hard AF being in a red state. Everything is a battle and it frankly sucks having people around you who openly hate your existence for not being one of them.

I live in TN, a place with strong voter suppression. Still think this is hilarious. We need to abolish the college and make one vote equal one vote. None of this shit where a farmer in Wyoming has. 3.75x the voting power of someone working a barista job in Cali.

Absolutely agree with you. Except for the hilarious part.

If you seriously think IRAN is going to bomb the interior states because someone on BLUESKY? Told them to? You're out of it lol

Actually a california barista probably works more than a farmer would. Probably have two jobs at least.

Lol you've clearly never worked on a farm

I knew someone would pop in to say this It was bait, it doesn't matter. One vote should equal one vote no matter where you're from.

That part I agree with.

How do you people find these Facebook tier memes that have been floating around since 2016 hilarious? It boggles my mind

This isn't even that bad lmao go look at @georgetakei.bsky.social feed if youy wanna see something truly fb tier

No, go fuck yourself

Uh okiedokie sweaty

A) im not terminally online B) repeated circles around florida is funny no matter how stale it is to you C) don't give something like this the chance to boggle your mind, much more prescient shit out there.

Go fuck yourself

I get what you're saying, and I'm in a blue state. I,too, have friends and family in Red states that are not Magats. I do think; however, it would have been all good if that circled area tightened in on Mar A Bano!

Not funny at all

I'm also a lefty in Texas who doesn't need a map to locate my sense of humor.

first of all, bless your heart! if you had read his caption laura, he asked, who did this? your beef is with the creator of the map, not another who re-posted it.

I understand you being upset. It's just a joke. I'm from Texas, but we didn't elect a Democrat Governor twice and 2 dip 💩 Senators multiple times. So what's up with that? Makes no sense to me.

It’s absolutely maddening. The way people vote drives me freaking crazy, but you still don’t draw out a map telling Iran to drop bombs on our country.

(LOOKS AT ROOM) DAMN! Lots of ppl with no sense of humor. What you need to be upset at isn't this map. It should be that our Pres. bombed a country without Congress approval. It's AGAINST THE LAW! Gas prices are going to skyrocket. Next agent 🍊 will attack us and blame an Iranian that's here. WATCH

I have a great sense of humor. This is not fucking funny scroll on.

Chill. It’s not as if the Supreme leader is lazily scrolling through the Great Satan’s Bluesky, and suddenly goes Whoa! I’ve just seen this poor animation and it’s given me an idea to bomb only red US states. Even in these dark times we need to retain a sense of humour and perspective! 💙

I thought it was and I live in Texas. Where the oil and gas industry is. What exactly does Kentucky have that would be a viable target? You're blowing this out of proportion.

He's trying to destroy America. Look at the money he's taken and from where it came from. Then ask yourself this. Are this American allies? That answer is no. You're worrying about the wrong thing. Iran can't reach us with a bomb. Do you normally believe what GOP tells you? They're the one saying it

I’m not worrying about the wrong thing. Don’t tell me what the fuck to worry about again scroll on. I’ve been in the streets, protesting this shit nonstop, and organizing them also. Seriously kiss my ass.

Don’t know who did it, Mr.Webb is asking who did

She's making this a bigger deal that it is. She has a bigger threat from tornadoes.

Hey Melissa? Fuck off twice. I said what I said. You are the one continuing to make a big deal out of it.

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Gotcha!

Joke! Aim for Ohio! I'm right here.

I'm hoping you can have at least one, blue, US Senator soon.

Relax you red states,, I'm NYC, I'm TOAST

Are we really turning this soft? It’s a joke. Little bit of gravity. Never heard of gallows humor

so if someone said "hey shoot up this school" you'd think that was funny?

You are using the furthest possible analogies. It’s like wanting to fix climate change and when I pull up in my car you say, “Can’t you just ride a horse? You think climate change is funny?” People use levity to break the tension in gloomy situations.

not its is not. cars are a necessity. murdering people is not. nice try tho.

But you also kept re-electing McConnell, who could have ended djt twice, changed the make-up of the SC, and just applauded 47's bombing mission.

It sure as fuck wasn’t me electing McConnell.

It's a team sport to these shit libs.

Pretty sure you and the confederacy are still losers.

Hey, Chet. Ask the goog to tell you what a shit lib is

Hey Iran, the lines are clearly drawn. Thanks.

You think I'm a lost cause/confederate because I don't like shit libs? Are you daft?

Are u new here? Dare mention kamala without a praise and ull get called a secret racist 😂 and/or blocked