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Meal Team 6
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Hearing this while watching it. youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo?...
Geez! I could do better than that and I'm an ole lady!!!! LOLOL
Me too! He's pathetic.
haha, my 8 years old little neighbor can do that to.. And it's a girl.
Sorry typo, it's "too"
Go home paw-paw Cain. Geezus. Embarrassing
Fuck me! I'm 65 and I could do that!
I’m 66 and could have gone through that ‘obstacle course’ faster than that FFS
Is that obstacle course made of kryptonite?
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They're not a threat if you fight back and you do have a right to defend yourself
😁😅🤣😂Why is he walking so slow. He should be running through this easy course. MAGA men and Alpha, right? 😁🤣😂Embarrassing!
I'm surprised they even have a training area.
Dean Tanaka? I hope his grandparents are cursing him!
Leg strength test...
Dean Cain would flunk out of army basic training on Day 1.
cant act and cant get a job xx
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Everything is so fucking embarrassing all the time. If it weren't also so cruel it would be hilarious - as it stands, it's just disgusting.
Maybe they are all washed up former C and D list actors.... What if that's why they wear the masks?!
You don't even have to run to get away from the fat ICE bastards. Just a brisk walk will do...
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Even Greg Abbot could out run those dudes 🤣
And a set of steep stairs will thwart them both.
Be fascinating to see how many "ICE Agents" suffer heart attacks or strokes trying to chase down protestors or other targets. Not enough yet, I suspect, but it's only a matter of time...
I'm waiting for one particular heart attack or stroke. Either one will do...
Or, if we're really lucky, both 😎
Superman, you ok?
I think I could do better and I'm 20 years older! I, at least, would show more energy
I’m 73 and can do this
10 year old girls can do this
10-year-old girls can scale trees and outrun most adults.
Yeah, any middle aged adult that can do what a 10 year old girl can do is pretty athletic on the adult scale.
I FEEL like I could do this but might need a stepstool
ChatGPT - show me a video of what it would look like if Superman JOINED the Nazis instead of fighting them. Oh - and also - make Superman have Type 2 Diabetes.
More ICE video of Dean Cain.
Listen, we love Sloth. Goonies never say die and all that. Cain *wishes* he was as great as Sloth.
Agreed! Sloth rocks!
Man of Stool💩
Nice touch, dragging the dead weight of a person into… an unmarked van.
😂😂😂 they are so unserious
Repost this on META telling young people not to join and explain explaining why
I don’t really see how any of that comes into play, since they’re primarily arresting children, and throwing people to the ground, even when they’re not resisting.
Maybe finding a Home Depot or a schoolyard should be part of the test
I know that’s right…
"some Japanese man climbed over the wall"
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Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of James Woods... ...see kids, back in the 90's (30 years ago), there was a show on TV called "Jerkules" and a failure of an "actor" called Kevin Sorbo was its lead. Apparently, James Woods is also supposed to be an actor, best known for "3rd Block Of Wood On Left"...
Sorbo and Cain are indeed lightweights who tout their MAGA/Jesus connection to pump up their so-called careers. James Woods, while admittedly a gaping asshole, has serious acting chops. Check him out in “Once Upon a Time in America,” “Salvador,“ or “Holocaust,” and see if you still feel the same.😎
Agree.
I agree. James Woods is actually a good actor, makes him more disappointing bc he is talented
Lol. Caine can suck a bag of dicks. His fucking family was detained in internment camps. They must be so proud!
Off to do some research!
What??!! His family was in internment camps?? I haven't followed the Dean Caine story much because it's so ridiculous.
Japanese.
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Too bad that wall didn't have razors on the top. Then we'd know what he was really made of... (Mean, I know.) 🚬😎
Brushes off his hands. Hahaha
Must have been dirt on that mat he was crawling on!
Clearly it was a plot by the libs to hide Kryptonite around the training circuit.
What in the name of old hasbeens is an "honorary" ICE agent?
One who couldn't pass the fitness test
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He really has hit a new low.
That fat boy couldn't catch anything!!
He is good walking on his hands and knees! What an ass!
Lmao
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I'm 70, bad knees, 5'2" and overweight. I can do this stuff. Not impressed.
He CAN NOT be serious with this shit.
If he's the 'man of steel' example, then he and ICE should be embarrassed!
The physical version of Man Woman Person Camera TV
Sucks for Dean Cain that ICE doesn't employ a digital effects team. He should have given them a heads up that he's actually a fake Superman, just like Trump is a fake President. It's all Hollywood illusion & advertising trickery.
Bro, all I seen is fat white ICE dudes getting straight boat raced in Home Depot's parking lot. I would assume the training would start with a mock-up of said parking lot, not some discount tuff mudder course.
Hilarious! A window, a sewer, and dragging someone off to prison.
Looks winded.
Another wet noodle
I want to see the video of those guys going over wall and through the tube.😂
Followed by live rescue footage.😂
Ahhh I just snort laughed 😂
I would pay good money to see these lard arses take the course that Cain did so poorly on...
Morbidly obese slobs
📳"Whopper 1---This is Big Mac, do you copy?"
I want to see those portly dipshits crawl through that pipe. 😁
fat, stupid, and cruel seem to be the requirements
Racist, MAGA cultist who hate 'liberals that ruined our country' per one of them caught on film.
These two heard there is also no age requirement and are on their way to the local ICE Gestapo Recruitment Office after their post-Breakfast snacks:
Gravey seals Meal team six Green buffoons
I'm sure this was shot in slow motion. I'd be embarrassed if it wasn't.
If it was, and this was the video run up to 'normal' speed, it's even more embarrassing.
Time for embarrassment then..
"honorary ICE agent"? 🤔
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Alpha looking awfully beta 😂😂😂
Gamma.
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I was going to say zeta
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🤣 Yep!
Pathetic.
Think he needed medical care when he was done? I do
Pretty sure I have seen pictures and videos of these "elite" ICE agents that couldn't fit through that pipe or gap in the "fence".
Right! I was thinking the same thing
Yeah, that isn’t a fence simulator, it’s their body gauge. Anyone who doesn’t fit through that slot is too large.
All I can think of here is "Full Metal Jacket... "Private Pyle! Get your fat ass over that barrier! Today, Private Pyle!"
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I'm 70 years old and I can still move better than that. 😂
Wow 🤣
Top physical fitness like this is why the ICE goons were unable to chase down sandwich guy.
Heard he raped the blow up doll
And this is probably at 2x speed.
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Why does this look like those old Al Qaeda videos people used to make fun of?
More proof that racists have no original ideas and make shit content.
Still not quite as embarrassing as Pete Hegseth's attempt at a chin-up or pull-up.
Is he auditioning for Meal Team Six?
He moves like a slug.
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That man of steel looks rusty
Cain unable
Okay, what am I seeing here? Are they teaching him how to hide bodies?
Use your legs, Dean!
Speedy Dean.
I'll bet that this "former man of steel" probably has rust stains in his underwear.
How humiliating 🤦🏼♀️
😂🤣 omg this is hilarious
Damn...that motherfucker used to be able to fly. Sucks to be Dean.
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Man of Jello
He’s ready for Waffle House
He needs saving.
I’m sorry, but LMFAO. What a fucking loser.
Really pathetic. Dean looks old, fat and tired.
“Look. Are you a failed whatever? Do you want a gun and a badge and feel the need to bully men, women, and children whose biggest crime is being here without proper documentation? Join ICE!!! “
In their defense I’m sure he did better than 99% of the other recruits so they kind of had to use for this for a recruitment video. They don’t have much to work with.
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True enough
I don't think a lot of the recruits could fit through the tunnel.
They’re going to need a bigger tunnel.
They're gonna need a shorter wall, larger tunnel, and smaller dummy.
The dummies are going THROUGH the tunnel! #Gravyseals
🤣🤣🥰 So true.
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And it’s on Fox News so they have to gin up excitement from their audience that they too can be just like Superman. Just need to be able to squeeze through a 5 foot wide tube and not get stuck.
With a cushy mat on the floor
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I’m a 76 year old Canadian women and I could do better then that.
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Freaking hysterical
Cain's not able.
Yep, fit as a double bass and so not ready to go.
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Ahhhhh, remember the good ole days? When you were 20 years younger and 30 lbs lighter!!
He was always too short and fat to be Superman, IMHO. Becoming a fascist just nails it home: he was never Superman material.
Another “mashed potato” 😂
Hardly running. Sauntering more like
You don't get a stunt double for this one, Dean.
😂 Ok Chucklefuck 😂🍩🤣
Pathetic
What the hell is he training for? Anyone seen ICE goons crawling through sewer pipes? What a joke?
They train the ICE recruits? Who knew? Those flabby, overweight, big gut slobs can barely walk fast, let alone maneuver an obstacle course.
Half of them couldn't FIT in that pipe!
Sean Charles Dunn is more popular.
What in the actual fuck. He must be in some deep debt shit.
That's so humiliating for him. But it's great for anyone running/hiding from these dopes because they're completely out of shape.
Oooh! I LOVE dog agility training!
Where's the slamming women & kids on the floor module?
He’s really regretting all those burgers right now… and his failed career… questioning his life choices and contemplating the choice between being irrelevant and a has been, but not on camera vs a has been, looking and moving like an old man in front of everyone…
This must be part of ICE’s expanded recruiting: “Look at this guy…even you can DEFINITELY qualify for ICE!”
This guy played Superman? I guess PLAYED is the working word.
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“Honorary” member of ICE? Has anyone told him it’s an honorary position? Pretty sure he needs the paycheck
Pretty sure he needs a stunt double
Any member of ICE is dishonourable in this administration.
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He’s a natural
Practicing to drag a dead body? Interesting 🤨 🤬
☝️😏-And a naked one, at that.
More bullshit from FOX. I heard “honorary” agent what the hell is that ?? So far have not seen honor with ICE. Hell they have destroyed the word
so cute how they think that’s a flex 😂😂
I’m not sure what is being proved here.
Honorary? Oh for Pete's sake, what a doof
NEWS FLASH: My son is an actual service member and this dick wouldn’t last a minute in his boots. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Too funny! I saw Tim Miller grilling him the other day about whether he was a trained agent, cuz he was claiming he was ready to jump out of Hertz trucks to aid the fascists. “Well, no. I’m not trained yet…” Tim was questioning if he knew citizens rights though. Not acrobatics.
In all fairness this was probably the best of the bunch, so this is what they had to show... 🤷🏼♀️
"Training to be an *HONORARY* ICE agent". Let that sink in. WHAT a sad 🤡
ICE slogan We’ll take anyone.
I hope an accident happens.
IDK if anyone else feels the same as me but that voice is like
"Training to be an honorary ice agent ...."
This looks like me going through that obstacle course (derogatory).
Sure I'd also look that clumsy and awkward doing all that... Because I'm recovering from a fractured ankle. Is this supposed to make Dean Cain look good, or is it supposed to make MAGA feel better about also being physically incapable?
Fat man can’t do it
Wonder how long it took to film? Think it was filmed in one take?
Is this clip in slow motion?
Must be, because my grandmother could have done that course.
Hahaha.. all you need is a mask and a gun and a posse around you! Kinda like a bank robber!
I think the former Man of Steel has some rusty joints. The soundtrack in my head watching this sounds like a squeaky windmill. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPRy...
he looks like a grandpa ice agent. a breeze will knock him over
The current man of squeal..
what they didn't show the step stool he used to get over the 6 foot wall... my what a nice rubber pad to crawl on.. I want to see the full dummy drag... hell why not a fireman's lift and carry... Might as well be all star wrestling... you know... its fake...
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️the embarrassment continues
I thought the Cracker Barrel posts were pathetic, until I saw Dean Cain struggle through a Chuck E Cheese course.
Welcome to the Jungle - we got tons of cake.
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Someone resin the sound of him huffing, puffing and groaning 🤣
Embarrassingly unAmerican with the taint of Christian Nationalism in the general style of all the Meal Team Shrunken Dick Six videos you ever saw. Look Ma!! No hands!!!
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Freaking hilarious they posted that embarrassment .
“American Ninja Warrior” he ain’t. 🤣🖕
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's subparman 😑
You win the internet today! 😆
I'm 60 this year and haven't been to the gym for 5 years. Pretty sure I could do better than that.
He’s probably there for the $$$ 😂
Cracks me up that concrete tunnel is padded.
Holy shit, I didn't even clock that. Fucking hell what a bunch of manbabies.
It’s a pee pad. Like the kind some dog owners use for their pets. The ICE recruits were having panic attacks during the tunnel exercises, and a couple of Patriot Front recruits urinated in the tunnel, so Kristi Noem lined it with Cricket’s old pee pads.
Wait. You mean they all arent?!? 😳
That tunnel isn’t the only thing padded! Damn Dean!
Why would he post something so embarrassing
To recruit losers who would look exactly like this in their training?
because he is not embarrassed by it. He probably sees this as some kind of accomplishment.
Nothing matches the shame and embarrassment of bowing down to an incontinent convicted felon and pedophile.
You can't embarrass Maga's. It's impossible. Where there is no sense, you will find no shame.
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Yeah, these are the people who wore trump diapers to rallies and covered their ears in gauze to honor their leader
Which is why if you want to beat these people, beat them at the polls. When they make fools of themselves by wearing gauze on their ears and then Trump wins, they feel vindicated. When they do that and then Trump loses, then they're just fools with gauze on their ears and they know it.
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Man, that ear sure grew back to normal within only like 2 days. Incredible mutant healing powers, that Trump.
damnnnn, i missed the diapers. that’s just…fkn pathetic. 🤦🏽♀️
I forgot about that. There's just so much all the time.
Intentionally.
Right?
Tampon on the ear for a man who claimed in 13 days, totally healed (and no scar). When asked, Trump said, it hit the lobe, pointing to the top of his ear. Just can't make this up!
I believe the gauze was Maxi pads.
Also fake jizz cups? 😭
oh god, I had blocked that memory out. Going to need more brain bleach now.
🤣🤣😭 apologies for reminding - I needed to make sure it wasn’t a fever dream lmao
I'm sure it was a part of his lucrative contract to be the face and mouthpiece of the inbred asshole brigade.
He must have some krytonite in his pocket. #lame
Don't know why you're not all flooding the recruitment process justto slowit down, I've bagged an 11-12pm appointment slot on 27th August in Arlington. Uk citizen living in London
Is the run through supposed to be timed with a calendar? I mean could he be any slower?
Pitiful
Run fatboy run!
🙄 most of the ICE agents look like him. Bubbas
Where is the 'pregnant lady full nelson', snatchingnursinginfant', or 'beating on a grandfather' portion of the test?
Looks like he’s been on the Ozempic bandwagon. I hope he experiences all the nasty side effects. 🙂
I didn’t know there was an ICE facility in Brunswick. Road trip anyone? I can show them some southern hospitality.
I’m a moderately fit 61 year old who’s had open heart surgery and rely on a pacemaker and I’m pretty sure I can beat his time.
Looks like a dog training regime I watched at Crufts last year. 🤣🤣🤣
A Jack Russell would do that course in 5 seconds. 2 of which waiting for master.
Unfair on agility dogs! 🤣🤣🤣
Man, who gives a shit? Dude is a superGoober.
From all the videos I have seen of the other guys on the street, it’s sad to say that Cain probably did better than a lot of the others.
Some of the other guys wouldn’t be able to fit through that pipe.
If it isn't it should be.
Mediocrity reigns supreme in their world.
What a man, what a man .lol haw fucking sad.
I've seen so-called ICE that couldn't fit in that tube .Who are they kidding.
Hey...His hand placement looks like Al Franken's..... #MAGAMindSet
There is no way all those trailer park traitors can complete this course as part of their "training". Cain is a disgrace, his paternal grandparents were Japanese American's illegally interred in Idaho during WWII. How could he do this? His family must be mortified. If not, the should be.
I've been through FLETC before and it's really not that hard. The training isn't really geared towards failing anyone and they generally did as much as humanly possible to make sure everyone graduated. 😎
Wow that’s just pathetic or I guess good in our case. So many aren’t in good condition.
None of them have completed anything. You can tell by how awkward and clumsy they look on the streets confronting and arresting people. And the National Guard doesn't look any better. #MealTeamSix
No one is talking about the damage to the economy being caused by the Guard deployments. They all have day jobs and most all take pay cuts when they have to go on active guard duty. Not to mention the economic loses their employers suffer as a result of their absences.
Relevance.
And RFK Jr's dad and uncle were both *actually* shot while fighting for a country they loved, yet RFK Jr kisses the peach ring of a man who pretended to be shot during his campaign to stay out of prison.
The brain worm guy is insane! He needs a straitjacket and a padded cell. They lost their lives for this country and now they're rolling over in their graves.
More than that, RFK Jr had an uncle that died fighting fascism in WWII, and another uncle who was a naval war hero, fighting Japan's own brand of fascism in WWII, before becoming president. Even his dad enlisted to fight fascism, but never saw combat. He's a fecking disgrace to his family.
RFK Jr is an entitled piece of shit who’s only claim to fame is riding the coattails of his successful family members.
I've seen plenty that wouldn't even fit in that pipe.
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Geez I’m older than him and would look less distressed doing the same course
While not a bloated piece of crap, he’s not anywhere near fit enough to be a LEO. BUT a. jackbooted, masked thug? A role he was born to play it seems.
Who is this Dean Cain person? Are we supposed to know of him?
If you are of a certain age and live in the US, you would remember him as Superman from a mid-90s show. He was a bit of a heart throb back then, too. After Superman, he did little shitty parts in other shows and movies. He never really had much going on, though, after Superman.
He's 60 years old, 😆
I read an analysis that theorized that this and the Hegseth pathetic pull-ups ad were designed to attract losers. “Look, they look like me. I guess I should apply.”
lol.. tracks..
Somebody must have filled his duty belt with Kryptonite.
Kevin Sorbo has a new friend.
I thought that was Melania at first
I need an action flick with them and Steven Seagall asap. Call it "The MAGAtrix" or something.
Brilliant!
Wouldn't that be an INaction flick at this point? Maybe Netflix could make a Squid Game holiday special starring them.
More Greek anal sex
Pretty sure they filled his duty belt with Twinkies.
Sadly, that includes the human inside too.
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Another gem, I so need to share this
Halloween costumes?
They always cover their faces don't they
Oh, man. That's how they all move in the videos.
focks framing
I've seen tougher courses for agility training for toy dog breeds.
When you have 8 overweight guys taking down one dude while 20 more look on, I'd say physical fitness is not necessarily a requirement for the job.
Looks very half arsed