Ding dong

Who's the Strawman in our political nightmare? 🤣🤔

It would take a thread to post them all.

No better time to start than now 🤷🏽‍♂️

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What’s ?been off the grid

Who's to finally break the story we are so anxious for?

Kent Brockman?

That's the bad news. But ain't nobody scared of him.

... But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good. 🤣

Bet Junior invested in that.

I just hope it was painful.

Meanwhile....

Elmo can't take it anymore HE'S ruined his WORLD

😁🤣😍 If you understand you're a Democrat. 😊

I can’t wait until this day!!!

So many people have their hopes up. *myself included* Can you imagine if it is just a "rumor"? To have it confirmed to his face so blatantly that he is THE most despised person WORLDWIDE.

Which one died?

Which witch is dead? There are so many 🤷🏽‍♂️

So appropriate. I hope those flying monkeys 🐵 that are his cabinet end up in a El Salvador prison where they belong, too!

I won't believe it until I see Melania doing a naked interpretive dance on the Whitehouse lawn.

No smile 🤣

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You had me gasp with relief for a second.

😂

📌

Anything to distract from Epstein

I mean, one can only hope.

#DeadDon

I think he likes em that height.

😂😂😂🥹😢😢

Don't tease me like that.

Omg, y'all got me freaking out. Is it true? It can't be true. Have our dreams finally come true? Crying happy tears in anticipation.

Soooo true. Hysterical; well done.

Dont temp Fate - she might choose to leave him behind.

🚨Wish it Let’s Make it so🚨‼️

Last night felt like a community coming together and bonding over a common cause.

Which witch?

I had high hopes, but, damn!!

The captions on this are hilarious.

JD presenting the certificate to Mike Johnson

Me logging onto social media and seeing what MAGA has done to America.

geez - I read that as "dogging on", and it fits

That fucking movie still makes me shutter.

Wishful thinking. We are not that lucky.

🤞

Ding-dong the righteous prick is...☠️

I fear the celebrations are premature and the report of his death was an exaggeration…

“But we have to verify it leeeeegally!”

Good one.

For us on the other side of the ocean what' happening?

He hasn't been seen since Tues.

I am over here, and I dont know.

😄

Trump hasn't been seen in several days and the White House agenda doesn't show him having any activities this weekend.

But he has been on social media, then again anyone can write like him, all caps and just a lot of self pity and or hate 😄😄😄

Sure. Gavin can imitate the style perfectly.

Folks are questioning if Frump may be dead, as he’s usually spouting nonsense on twitter or seen playing golf. He has not been seen publicly for several days and has no scheduled appearances scheduled for at least the next few days.

Thanks

People are just hopeful.

I so understand!

So dang cute. I love it

👍😁🤭🤣❤️😅

😂

🤣😂🤣 Just woke upto this too

Dreams have been shattered. The bloated toad is going golfing in VA.

What is going on?

Here’s hoping 🥂

Just pretend he is in that box, not Scrooge. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq7...

While he’s likely (and unfortunately) still breathing, the fact that he’s not golfing during this long holiday weekend should give us all hope. Why would he not play golf this weekend?

He could be plotting more evil...

Especially because it’s a gorgeous weekend here

He was quarantined for COVID again today he was released to the golf course. Hope was crushed.

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I was thinking that. We always know what his stupid ass is doing.

I don't know why, but we should send more Big Macs to the White House for him to celebrate.

He’s busy stopping wars.

Oh shit. We do need a parade. . . Anybody working in the rapid response revelry department?

Amen!

It will be a The song of the year, if true.

🚨BREAKING🚨 The White House just announced the passing of Donald J. Trump @ 8:30:25 AM EST on 08/30/2025 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

And then, if only the maga “spell” would dissipate with his death like the witch’s spell over her guards did.

Melania died???

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Don't WE WISH!

There should be a protest outside the WH where every chants “JUST DIE ALREADY” and “IS HE DEAD YET”. Make them all squirm.

Oh man. You got our hopes up so high, and so fast. Dammit.

🤣🤣

you got my hopes up!

This is every time a conservative icon dies. They really are just fucking trash. adherents to garbage fascist ideology.

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I am sincerely hoping this is true. I’ve never celebrated somebody’s death before. But I do believe there is a first time for everything.

Me too

ELPHABA WAS RIGHT! RESIST THE WIZARD!

Lol

Doesn't matter if he dies. The rest of the Republicans still exist. This won't be over.

Yes I just posted this someplace else.. the notion that Miller/Vance/Johnson haven't planned exactly what to do to stay on track is wishful thinking. May even get worse before the Reps self destruct. Good news is that in the UK after Johnson went they imploded. Not before going further right though

White supremacists gonna white supremacist.

I disagree. They all coalesce around Trump. None of the rest of them have the same level of support or dedication. They are all going to turn on each other and implode. It will be glorious to watch. Trump's weird cult-like hold on people is his "gift" alone.

He's manipulative, has impaired empathy, and commits crimes because he has Antisocial Personality Disorder. It's not a "gift."

It is if you're a cult leader.

Or a pervert.

Although in the UK everything was much more toned down, there are similarities with Boris Johnson. He was cult worshipped, and after he left, the party imploded due to him only having inept sycophants around him. 3 other party leaders after did a lot more damage before they lost the elections.

Oh yeah, I'm not saying that there won't be more collateral damage as a result of an implosion. Very likely. Still, it will be fun to watch them turn on each other. No honor among thieves!

But it's a big start.

Republicans know that nobody will have a reason to vote for them without Trump. They will rig the election in 2026, get a 2/3 majority, and start rewriting the constitution.

They will TRY. We will try harder.

We shall see.

I wish it wasn't true.

Ffs, You can't leave us hanging like this.

Oh my god. This is the best idea for when it finally happens! Hoping sooner rather than later.

🤣🤣

i havent sung that song since 1994, over the death of my evil art dealer who robbed me blind for 10 years.

He showed up at his golf course

We can only hope the blazing heat will find his old ass on his poorly manicured low rate golf course and that Mother Nature will give him a sweet kiss upon his forehead.

They will still blame the Democrats.

Absolutely 💯 those nut jobs they will probably blame the Jewish space lasers.

Watched it every year...tornado & curling up of toes was real scary for a 5 year old. I feel sorry for kids today stuck in social media...please go outside & play until dark then come home (1960's). Be on social media as an adult & give your parents an actual voice call every week...just say'n.

It's not just social media

I’m confused - it’s 3:30 am in the east - why would he be golfing now?

I don't think they mean actually golfing.. he did not leave to go golfing like usual and there is nothing on the schedule

Thank you!

You're welcome!

It's not exactly "concerns" that are rising. More like "hopes."

I'm "The loss of one to save many" hope 🙃

Good one.

"which old witch? the wicked witch"

I have a bottle of Prosecco waiting for this moment!!! 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

The witch in me says the world is manifesting this joy.

Me every night 🌙 wishing for MIRACLES 🌍⛳

Trump was the sun, and every MAGA moth circled his fire. Now imagine the flame flickers out — and in its place we get “Just Dance” Vance, a court jester stumbling into a crown he can’t lift. Power won’t consolidate, it’ll cannibalize itself. The empire turns inward, each baron clawing for scraps.

Loving this dress rehearsal. LMAO 🤣😅🤣😂

Time to put the champagne in the fridge!

What. About to fall asleep now I wonder what's going on.

Picture when we finally get the news we’ve all been waiting for..

Bondi warned the cabinet not to take any unknown pill ... LOL

So your fairy godmother is no longer on strike. Great, I have a list to add to yours.

🤞Imagine being so despised by billions of people around the world, that people are wishing, hoping and praying that you're dead. There will be dancing in the street.

😂🤣😂

Prediction here and now... When JD takes over, he'll spend a half year kissing Trump's ass, ordering a massive funeral parade down Pennsylvania avenue. Coffin in glass cased horse drawn carriage. On display in the Rotunda of the Capitol and some really over the top shit I'm not even thinking of now.

Glass coffin will make pissing on his grave much more of a spectacle

Sadly, the Lollipop Guild is going to need to stand down.

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They'll keep him alive. Ive seen Weekend at Bernie's

Omg that song kept playing in my head yesterday morning.

Is he finally🤞🤞🤞🤞 gone????????????

You have to admit—its silence is the only golden thing about it.

Seriously lol

We aren’t that lucky.

Please God let it be true 🙏🙏🙏

This scene runs through my head every time someone mentions his death.

That’s some lousy subtitling going on there.

The gift to the US on a long weekend. Time to break out the edibles.

Wishful thinking until proof of un-life.

Now Vance will divorce his brown wife and disown his brown kids

🤣

He was missing since Tuesday. He’s sick, probably about to die. But he needs to put on a show to alleviate fears. The photos today are him “heading to the golf course” not him playing.

Don’t play with my emotions 😂 is this for real?

🤣🤣🤣

Well the captions are a bit wonky but still a great movie.

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I did the same

Melania when IT happens

wait... What?

😂😂😂😂

Damn. Disappointed once again.

Until we know what's happened, I'm sending him earnest Clots and Prayers

Stop playing with my emotions. Keep in mind King jong-un dropped out a site for a period of time and came back. Putin really sick seems to be fine now. All in the last 5 years.

I got really excited for a minute there

Me too

🤞🤞🤞

It’s crazy.😜 🎶Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'🎶😵

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I’ve been saying for awhile now, “Ding Dong, the naked president is dead. “

Is it just me, or does everyone else wake up every single morning for the past 8 months to check bluesky, hoping to see this news?

There's supposed to be a big news conference with Epstein Victim Survivors in DC on September 3rd scheduled by 2 Congressmen, one a Dem and the other a Republican who want the Epstein info released to the public. Perhaps his disappearing act is a distraction from Epstein, is he or isn't he dead❓

I reckon you got it right!

BEST LABOR DAY WEEKEND EVER‼️🤞🤞🤞

One day...

Threatening us with a good time?

Damn 😂 Just seeing after I log on 🥹

That's scary! Homer praying? 🤣

Imagining Labor Day Monday, the day we celebrate the labor movement and the laborers and workers who fought for better working conditions, as a double celebration.

The words will now be ding dong the dick is dead, ding dong the putrid dick, the flaccid dick, is dead!

Don’t give me hope unless it’s true please! 🤞

We can all hope

I am scared to get my hopes up. What is going on?

I’m trying to avoid the speculation because I already check everyday to see if he’s dead.

🤞🏼

Me when I logged back in...

EXACTLY!

We need to remember even if it’s true, we have serious cleaning left to do. From Vance to Johnson, miller, vought and the whole compromised Republican Party. They’re all involved in project 2025 to dismantle America.

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Damn it, man!! I read this and thought I missed something and literally started to get all tingly 😂 Don’t mess with people’s emotions like that!

If only it were true

I'll feel like this when Cheeto Jesus dies. It can't happen soon enough.

Hopefully if he is really unwell they haven't bothered with any experts, see RJK health advice.

Snickering 🤭

However......it ain't dead.

Yet. Consider this the equivalent of dry clicking an empty revolver pointed at his nose. Sure, it didn’t go off. But that’s one less chamber. And each one that clicks means the next one has a higher chance of “disaster”

And I choose to believe that this is how trumpy is experiencing the failure of his trash bag of a body. As a body horror movie in which there is one inevitable, looming, inescapable conclusion. A finality all his money cannot forestall. Each palpitation of his failing heart a reminder of his doom.

And I further choose to believe that deep down, he feels all that loneliness and terror from being the hated child of rich psychos. And that he can smell the faint stench of sulfur emanating from where his conscience should have been. That it stalks his nightmares with a promise of just desserts.

Soon…

I was just singing this in my head with my hopeful scrolling and refreshing. Thanks for this algorithmic star crossed gif. Happy Saturday or Caturday, if you celebrate.

It was premature death hope

I prefer to think of it as practice. Now I know I need a bottle of bubbles and some edibles stashed away somewhere for celebrating.

This may be a preview but we know it’s coming!!! 🤞🤞🤞

Am I the only one that will be singing this song when they announce that Trump is dead?

The text to the music is wild. So bad lol

If only…

If only 🤞

🤣🤣🤣👍BUT Then we're left with SHADY Vance FFS!

Is it true toto?

God we can only dream 💭

Who? I can’t find anything on Google without more info

Trump didn't appear in public for four days already and all his appointments for the weekend have been cancelled. Were already in the third week he hasn't been golfing.

AH! Ok! Thank u! Now I can search! 🥰

The most despised man in America - hasn't been seen since his "eulogy" on Tuesday

In America? Thhhhp, the most despised on the planet!

Please act with kindness. Gaza’s war destroyed Anas’ family’s home. Visit my page, the link is in the last post.

That song ( original from the movie) made number one in the uk when Thatcher died.

Except he's not.

I Love the Wizard of Oz! I cannot wait for the remake, The Fake King of America. The song would be- "Ding Dong, the Felon has Fallen and he can't get back up".

I truly hope the Spawn/Lover of Satan gets the afterlife treatment he deserves.

📌

Hoping karma is real.

Me too!

“The fat lady has not yet sung. But I do believe I hear her warming up”

Wednesday September 3rd 🤷🏻‍♂️🤞🏼

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I always imagine this song ringing from sea to shining sea when it happens....oh...and....Epstein📣 Epstein📣 Epstein📣 youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...

I've been thinking let's get it started by the Black eyed peas all night long by Lionel Richie I mean there's a lot of songs that I'm thinking just absolutely capture how I'm going to feel when this is finally over.

As a DJ I'm feeling it👻💃🏻🕺🏻🔥

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

I've never killed anyone, but I've relished a few obituaries. ~ Clarence Darrow

He’s fucking golfing. DAMN IT!

Hopefully soon, the Devil is stoking the hellfire for one particular POS.

I don't think the devil could handle him.

Ok now you’re just fucking with us. Ok cool.

Is twitter and his liars social site also reporting?

“As coroner, I must attest I thoroughly examined him And he is not just merely dead But truly, and sincerely deadddddd”

I read he’s golfing in Virginia one of his golf courses

Any minute now

Got a big doobie ready, just in case. Hoping for the whole f*cking world

I always sing this song in my head when I think of that fuckers demise.

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Aw, you're such a tease; I'd assumed it was someone else who'd died. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

Dude what are you saying

Twitter trends rn.

Just rumors for now. Cause he’s out of the spotlight.

The disappearing act has happened with Kim Jong Un several times. I'm not holding my breath...but I am crossing my fingers.

It'd be a real time saver for Melania. She wouldn't have to get ready for fucking Christmas.

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I want people to sing this at my memorial.

Don't mess with us like that 😂

I 🫶it!