Utterly pathetic.
Utterly pathetic.
Temu body armor
Big, "Gay Rumspringer" energy from Pennsyltucky McBlueBalls over here. #GravySeals
When I see guys like this all tatted up and down…I know they bottom for the same type of guy. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Infra red cameras can easily see through them for facial recognition.
Ugly pos
He’s probably afraid of washing his ass too, I’ve heard these guys think that it makes them gay😵💫
And sourdough bread…I understand that too now is a scary problem…the crust hurts and the taste makes one pucker
“I saw two fellas eating sourdough in New Orleans.”
@alt-text.bsky.social
Not to mention that he is desecrating the flag by wearing it as a mask.
Just to wipe his sweaty arse with it later......fear made him sweat.....
Don't forget trans people.
😂
Note the Three Percenter tattoo on his arm.
Yup. White Supremacist for sure. Figured that's where they were recruiting. Probably half J6ers.
...and that gun accidentally firing where it's pointing in this picture... 🚬😎
Don’t forget books
Just gonna leave this right here 🤣🤣🤣 jews don't want to replace ya bud, they don't even want mate with you. Your insufferable and low i.q. as Trump would say 🤣. Get some new glasses and a new planner. We all know the nazis in the uhaul trucks are the same i.c.e. officers jumping out pinskis. Duur
I was born the day and hour of the Iranian revolution that went backwards into a cult of tyranny. As a La Fayette, a son of liberty. In a state currently trying to gerrymander a treasonous electorate. Guess that makes me a bad omen for Texas!300 men. Fuck that my 11 11 movement inspired the world
Right. This HERE is fearless. That there, yeah that's ☝️ scared shitless
Just once I would like to see a journalist interview a few of these MAGA gun owners and ask them "what do you need those guns to defend against?" I'm pretty sure the resulting conversation would be very interesting. #MAGA #Guns
Meth thieves?
On all my years, I've yet to meet a self-described "Alpha male" where it wasn't code for having a tiny díck. If you're crippling insecure and scared of everything, then just call yourself an Alpha male. It should be recognised internationally as a cry for help. Real men don't need to tell anyone.
The 3%er tat tells me all I need to know
*Goes back in time* *Dresses as his dad* *Hugs him and tells him that I'm proud of him and love him no matter what* *Watches him disappear from the picture like in Back to the Future*
Inside every single so-called alpha male is a frightened little boy hiding under a blanket and begging his mom to come and get rid of the monsters under his bed.
Believe it or not, they've been around a while. Mediocre White men who have to clad themselves with some warped idea of superiority & self-righteousness. youtube.com/live/2yUQ6Qc...
I can’t stand it when white people show pride, what do you have to be proud of, you didn’t build anything!!! The cotton picking slaves literally built 100% of Amerikkka, we need to be making fun of them instead
Stupid flag just to let everyone know he’s a “good guy”.
😂😂
Oh my!
If these were to mysteriously pop up in my town, the local news would have a collective stroke. And yes, I've already decided how to deploy without detection. No, I won't be telling.
🙋✊✌️😁
I would add paper cups with “Happy Holiday” on them to the list.
They are called "ammosexuals"...
You forgot books. Very frightened of books!!!!
Alfalfa males is really what they are.
That made me cackle out loud.
Freedom fries are gateway
Is this guy wearing a flag cape too?
He looks like a proper wanker ,take his guns away and I'd slap the shit out of him ,easily
What’s that on his chin? Looks like pubic hair.
He looks quite scared to me.
Not afraid of gluing pubes to his face because he can't grow a beard
True! 😡👎
dunno if vampire lore and morbid pedo polyp sack lore are exactly the same, but I'm pretty sure when trump dies, all his ice nazi spawn die too in a poof of gay pink sparkles, if I'm not mistaken
Standing outside of an elementary school so small children can be completely terrorized as they walk to school. That’s the Republican way.
LDE
Add to that: insecure about his own virility.
And Black people with higher education.
Because I don't see Black people as minority. They are part of the founding of the USA, before the Mayflower even came in.
Don't forget books and Drag Queens
Dipshits on parade.
🌈📖👩🔬🗽
I hate it when strong men have guns, like dude you could already beat my dumb ass with your fists, why do you have a gun too? I’m going to instead bitch about it on Bluesky to my followers over age 50 who also don’t understand, I think they’ll agree with my take!
If you agree, please get on the phone or e-mail and tell your reps in DC what you think about ICE/mass deportations. It only takes a few minutes and it doesn't cost any money. We don't need money in politics. We just need people to participate. www.nationalfinancialplan.com
Also afraid of bright light as well it seems.
With his biggest fear is himself. Since he does not know himself. Juvenal said "Down from Heaven came the precept "Know Thyself".
I just see a dickhead!
I'd suggest he's lacking self esteem & feels inadequate, hence he pretends to be Rambo to cover for these shortcomings. If he didn't have a weapon to carry he'd go back to his mums basement & only go outside in daylight hours.
And name those tats!
I see a 3%er tat. It represents the amount of their brain they actually use. Bet he was in DC Jan 6th.
... being identified, sunlight ...
Very afraid on subways
Yup! In Michigan he's ready to mow the lawn.
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Does somebody hold his hand when he goes from house to vehicle!!!
Sandwiches. Don't forget afraid of sandwiches.
Can't grow a beard either.
What a grotesque creep.
Exactly....
And school children.
Don't forget rainbows painted on sidewalks. He needs someone to powerwash those scary colors away.
Pussy
Also: immigrants
This is not a picture of an alpha male! It is a sad picture of a person who lacks self esteem !
Except a razor ?
Perfect! 😄
Doing the dishes, laundry, and vacuuming. Expressing his feelings, holding a door open, and using a directional/blinker.
They’re also scared of the green M&M and Mr Potato Head
These guys look like an all-white version of a ragtag militia in Haiti.
Ew. I didn’t know pubic hair could grow on your chin
“Federal officer”? Like what does that even mean? What agency? It looks like cosplay cops to me when they aren’t real cops. Anyone can buy that kit off of Amazon.
I mean, it does say “Homeland Security” right under that.
3% of something, all right…
Thrips.
And New York City subways.
Poor insecure jellybean.
Nothing a metal bat wouldn't cure.
And his mumma.
Thrift shop SEAL
He's so proud to be a III%er But will hide his face like little sissy bitch when he harasses others
Missing his gaiters to hide his face because he's so chicken
Anyone recognize that patch on his right shoulder? He's got a III domestic terrorist tat on his left forearm.
Let’s not forget the neck beard as a desperate attempt to have a chin. It’s de rigueur for these dudes.
Dudes got multiple chins
But none where they’re supposed to be. 😜
Prototypical Ammosexual
And gloves to protect his nails…
As a friend of mine declared … “he is completely undateable”
Micropenis sufferer.
Pitiful shell of a man.
Seems to be afraid of a razor and good facial grooming.
I bet he won't go into gay bars... he'd be afraid he'd be recognized by too many people.
Vaccines, being recognized, spiders...
Ammosexual
100,000 for each tricked out ICE ride
except being recognized. Wus.
Apparently he’s afraid of shaving too…
Yep😂
Gutless thug
Yeah! I saw this with the description "Amosexual" 🤣😂
A complete and utter coward.
Afraid of life. That's why he is standing there acting like a Pillock.
Pronouns and parts of speech are like psychological warfare on their wee tiny brain
A couple beers and he's queen for the night.
Truth!
The scruffy little beard, the tats, the humongous weapon. He does he think he's kidding besides himself?
Don't under estimate what damage a Subway sandwich could inflict on such an alpha male wearing body armor, w/ an assault rifle and all to cool wrap around glasses. Bubba's like this are a joke.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sure looks like a 3%er tattoo on his arm there. So, he's a (domestic) terrorist. Just peachy.
You forgot one
Don’t forget, his shadow.
Forgot vaccines.
And the sun. And being recognised. And his teeny weeny being discovered.
What a clown
He’s sporting a Three Percenter tat on left arm, among others. That’s the first thing I saw. Just to be clear who they’re hiring.
It’s clear what it is, whether he’s a wannabe or all in on it. Out in the open for all to see. So no problem getting thru vetting to work for govt. Instead, they are apoplectic about all the tattoos that meant nothing on the more than 200 people sent to CECOT.
Is that his IQ ranking?
Someone needs to take that glorified pop gun and ram it right where the sun don't shine. I guarantee it'll fit without touching the sides.
Still waiting for them to arrest even one REAL ms-13 member…they would run like pussies if confronted by them but they’re all ok arresting pastors, putting children on a plane at 1:30 AM & raiding Home Depot to disappear the hardworking men who build our homes.
Hater dude is soft. Very soft.
Alpha male? More like an incel living in mommy's basement.
Alpha as in full of flaws and not ready to be released to the public
You can't spell 'incel', without ICE
Hey!, that's my old drinking pal from the late 90s, Wusso Wimpo!
“Alpha Version is typically an incomplete version with limited features, and its primary purpose is to allow developers to test, identify, and fix bugs or errors. Not intended for public release, end-users might encounter significant instability or functionality issues.”
MAGA men might just be the most fragile humans to have ever walked the earth. This is why they are desperate to have a government that is willing to hurt all that they fear.
The whole man movement was a fucking joke. Go for a fucking hike and buy a skillsaw.
You got that extremely right.
Pronouns, too.
Fat Bastard 🤷😱😝🤮
These Fascist pigs came out from their mother's basement & PEDOfuhrer gave them free access to become their worst self. ICE for hire. ZERO experience & no education required. Must haves, murderer, rapist, racist, foreign criminals, pardoned Jan 6th Insurrectionists, Oath Keepers, proud Boys, etc.🤬
The starship troopers poster is rich. That's a movie literally making fun of facists and they're literally using "didn't get the joke" as a recruiting tool at that point.
With a 3%er tat no less.
Loser
So much tiny dick energy there.
His extreme hate of immigration and foreigners must be why he has… hold on a sec… < double checks photo > a Statue of Liberty tattoo.
Not even man enough to grow a real beard!
J6 jailbird COWARD!
Lolololol, I KNOW I could beat TF out of this pussy ass bitch. Yeah, he’s got a rifle. Me too! A Ruger 10/22 and a Mossberg 500 shotgun. If I had to draw quick I got my Glock 19. Jfc, these people. @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social @johnsipher.bsky.social Thoughts?
BIGOTS “Don’t wait until freedom is gone to regret its loss. FREEDOM isn’t GOD-GIVEN; it is FOUGHT for by the PEOPLE”
And funny clouds (all the time), needles (sometimes), masks (sometimes), other men (sometimes), Climate (sometimes), Change (always), lawyers (always), the law (sometimes), taxes/tarrifs (sometimes), colours (always), the left (always), the right (never)
And their own sexuality
Gravy seals 😂
And sandwiches.
and books.
The irony is that the 2nd amendment was made to fight against tyrant dictators like Trump, not for cosplaying soldier or to compensate for dick size.
He forgot his mask
All the really scary things in life!
incel!
And their neck-pubic beards. Their heads match because they're too fucking lazy to shave.
Please add his mother & little sister to the list of things he’s afraid of.
And humor
And showing their faces.
Don't forget books
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Yep as long as the white alpha male gets everyone else to do things for him he can stand around looking like an effing wanker
Precisely, and that white male misogynist gut sticking out there. Weakest link.
Afraid of nothing, même pas du ridicule
also afraid of oat milk
Oh, honey, bless your heart but there’s not a dang thing about you that is alpha. You aren’t even alpha lite or alpha adjacent.
Afraid of everything except for other white male cosplayers
if you’re carrying a gun, you’re afraid.
And Democrats
What an incel.
Exactly! Can't get a date? Guess what? It's because you're weird.
Ever wonder what happened to that dude who peaked in HS? Doesn't want you to know his face or name & he's batman now w/ his sunglasses. Can't defend his own indecent actions w/o an Assault rifle you know the kind used to separate Families&Keel them in front of each other. OH I mean for crime...🦁😶🌫️
Dude is the epitome of what the rest of the world thinks Americans look like.
Don’t forget the books!!
🤣🤣 Truth!
and puberty.
Thak you for that one.
A regular kitchen mouse.
Don’t trip.
Jeez I hope that phuking weapon doesn’t fire and shoot his balls off. That would be a tragedy….
I’m guessing either he doesn’t have any or, if he does, they’re pea sized.
And protected by a Dixie Cup with a strap his Nana crocheted for hims wittle self.
And the fucking subway
Ugh. Morons. Why is there a male loneliness epidemic again?
🤣👍
🫶😂😂🤣 the truth straight up! 😀
and sandwiches
Very brave though - no mask. His parents must be very proud!
America and Israel are like peas in a pod. I've seen pics of young Israeli women in public settings draped in firearms exactly like this.
Israel actually has to deal w/ nondomestic terrorism on a regular basis, & most Israelis serve a stint in the military as a civil obligation. ICE is a bunch of paid mercenaries who profit from kidnapping the “threats” of children, blue-collar laborers, & folk complying w/ immigration hearings.
I take your point. But Israeli women going shopping in Downtown wherever with assault weapons hanging from their necks screams excessive force to me. It's not so dissimilar.
Small 🍆
And a razor
SDE
Too much body for the armor.
I was thinking there is way too much body. Easy to shoot around that flack vest.
This one needs a mask to cover the pathetic face pubes.
"Face pubes" is a perfect description, thank you!
Except also any one not just like them with a gun who could shoot back . . .
They DO FEAR WIPING their ASSES, and WASHING their butt cracks. Why? Because that makes them gay🏳️🌈 ...no joke.
Should be afraid of his future in jail for following these orders.
I’m glad these assholes proudly wave their red flags. I’d love to know who employs these assholes, other than Homeland Security, the US military, and law enforcement.
You left out razors. If he wasn’t so afraid of gays we would have told him to lose the beard and especially the neck hair. Gross.
Three-percenter idiot is carrying his gun with nestled up against . . . his chin. 🤣 Tells you what kind of training they are getting.
Looks like the only thing he lifts regularly is a fork.
All he ever needed was a hug, and now it’s too late.
And people finding out his name.
Sandwiches?🤣🤣
Armed to the teeth to shop at a grocery store.
He ought to be afraid of cholesterol. Stupid that he appears not to.
Put salad on the list
American Neo Nazi 🥷🏻
Pussyfoot Chicken Hawk Coward!
And personal hygiene
Except women.
Also afraid of reasoned arguments, responsibility, and snowflakes.