I wonder what the regime's reaction would be if we went about our social media business as if Trump is really dead & started directly blaming "President Vance", Vought, Miller, Bondi, Gabbard, et al for all the horror.
I wonder what the regime's reaction would be if we went about our social media business as if Trump is really dead & started directly blaming "President Vance", Vought, Miller, Bondi, Gabbard, et al for all the horror.
Yeah I'm about there. As far as I'm concerned he is effectively.
Suffering from over-exposure.
Somebody said it was a eulogy and I can't not see it that way now. I mean, the fawning was waaaaaay more over the top than normal. Did you see when Witkoff pulled Trump's belt off with his teeth and just started gulping his dick from a handstand?
Maybe he's sick of himself too!
The butt snorkeling event
If/when trump dies, I suspect rigor mortis won't even have set in before there's a RWNJ conspiracy theory that the democrats poisoned him.
Most people don't get to hear their own eulogies.
Could’ve been a living wake. All those weird boot licking sentiments make a little more sense from that perspective.
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The Last Blow Job
Well, it *did* make me feel sick.
Or maybe it was a living obituary
Yes, any normal decent person would have died of shame from all the pathetic bootlicking.
Traitor Tot can never get enough ass kissing.
Were there barf bags underneath the table at each seat?
are his children with him? how about Melania and her son?
Is it possible to be Ass Kissed to death. I guess we’ll find out 🤷♂️
wow.. suck up much ?
Poetic justice: Trump the golf cheat taken out by a stroke
Ah, the offering of the Slathering Bootlickers
Or he had a procedure scheduled for the next day and thought it would provide enough. I rent for a few days.
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I know it was too much for me.
Lordy.
Too much ass kissing, even on the receiving end, is bad for your health.
It was too much for me!
tRump ass kissers, sickening
Nah, they were just saying goodbye because none of them will be employed when he dies
Why? The vice facho will keep most of them
Has anyone considered the recent alone meeting with Putin in the Beast in Alaska? I mean this guy loves poisoning people and we know a lot of these poisons can be slow acting.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
A very interesting thought..
His whole deamoeanour changed after that limo ride alone, whether it be Pooten reminded him of a few facts, showd him something or Trump just realisd he was spent.
People need to get out of the “he’s too important to Putin” box. Trump is surrounded by Russian assets and his usefulness has probably just about dried up.
Totally agree.. and old KGB habits prevail. Use, expose, rule.
The greatest thing that could happen for Trump at this point for both now and the history books is for him to be poisoned by Russia.
Trump is too valuable to Putin, as he's giving Vladimir everything he wants and more.
Vance would give him more.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
I think we all know how well that went.
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I know that’s the conventional wisdom. And sure that’s what we are all led to believe… but
One can HOPE, right?
It’s house of cards about to collapse. He’s agent provocateur on mission to cause as much chaos as possible. They don’t need to release the files, they can leak the whole truth now. They could scratch his other ear. We can all solve puzzle, so they must kill him to throw people off their trail.
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More likely it was Melania… seizing the opp after the Alaska meeting
Why is 3 hours considered a marathon? Is it a marathon when he wastes taxpayer money golfing?
It's because the entire meeting could have been an email. Or an email with a series of reply alls, all competing to be the biggest suck up.
Surely, you jest...this is the kind of fawning admiration he believes he's entitled to.
They were saying their goodbyes to Fearless Leader
It was a loving farewell from a table of ghouls.
They are saying it was his eulogy…
Road closures around Walter Reed Medical Centre today, could be an indication of Trump being hospitalised?
Scott Jennings Does not care. Trump does not care The MAGA/QAnon 77 million Voters do not care. The Republican House & Senate do not care. The right wing SCOTUS does not care. The Billionaires do not care. Wall Street Corporations do not care. Project 2025 Christian White Nationalists do not care.
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Or he caught Covid…again…and this time it turned into a nasty case of long Covid…
He was pregaming his eulogy
A eulogy in all every word of this accept he is sitting right there. Cabinet knows
Until he is presented live with witnesses, I’m presuming the worst. Which would be the best news ever. You don’t get to disappear with no explanation when the job is President. Add the bogus pictures claimed to be real-time, and all we see is another sloppy coverup. They’re so bad at this.
It made me want to vomit.
I'm guessing trump is anti labor since he hasn't celebrated or said anything about the working person's holiday.
He has said we should be working, not take time off 🤬
Imagine being at the highest levels of government and spending hours of your day preparing, delivering and listening to other fictional statements praising the smallest of men who is so needy for attention. What a way to spend your day and waste your tax payer funded work time.
I think he went in for a medical procedure that he had to get, and that’s why he’s been talking about going to heaven and why he had that living wake on Tuesday- he was nervous about the procedure and needed that adulation to feel better. Now he’s hiding and recovering. Not sure what procedure tho..
This is the most likely scenario. Probably cardiac cath but could be ablation or open heart (cabg) too, for all we know.
Refill his skull with pudding?
Pudding boy
... So that confirms that it was a planned absence, right? Surgery...?
Surgeries, medical procedures usually announced during other presidencies.
True. Also, medical reports and attending-doctor press conferences after attempted assassinations.
There they sit at the table, clutching their family jewels, if they still have any.
Maybe the cabinet meeting was a rehearsal for his funeral.
Don't tease me.
It was a pre-funeral with tributes for the soon to be deceased
The shit can only get so deep before you drown in it
What about that gruesome photo from yesterday?
Idk about him, but it was more than enough for me! Vomit inducing.
Da Vinci's famous "The Last Suckup"
No medical or investigative reporting here, bit common sense. Trump’s mode of daily very public talking and weekend golf - for nearly week only distance staged photos with ZERO press indicates serious health issue. He hiding. Where is our Congress or natl news? Grow a backbone. We the People.
Not nearly serious enough.
Congress will be back for a week before they take their Fall recess. Maybe we can ask them before they leave town.
It really looks a lot like the Death of Stalin. They are all nervously awaiting whether more groveling is required or whether the monster is truly on his way to the hereafter. Vance has been quite, too. Not the usual nails-on-chalkboard annoying level butt snorkeling.
Impeach them all for lying non-stop in a cabinet meeting. Trump: 🤯 So much praise?!? 🤯 --> mini stroke (or a complete act to bow out and escape the consequences of the #Epsteinfiles and witnesses coming forward this week.)
That meeting was a goodbye. A wake.
A live eulogy?
I sincerely hope he’s dead or at least going to be soon
Maybe they arranged it as a pick-me-up since Shitler wasn't feeling well. From what I hear, it was way, way over the top. I could see his underling things calling all the head deplorables together for a televised fluffer fest.
It's more likely he's upset his ass wasn't kissed more thoroughly. Both planks of his presidency - operation Nobel Peace Prize & operation Concentration Camps 'r' Cool - are flailing, bummer.
No amount of praise is too much for him.
He might have contracted something from one of his cabinet members. After all, they all took turns fellating and rimming him in front of the cameras without any protection whatsoever.
That bullshit was high and deep.
Was this like a goodbye cabinet meeting and that's why they were sucking Trump's tiny dick so hard?
They sucked him to DEATH 😑
Oh yeah, he caught something from the unvaccinated folks in that meeting.
What a disgusting display of sycophancy
A marathon 3 hour kiss ass fest….
They are trolling us. He’s not half dead. Just changing the subject from Epstein..
Smooch smooch smooch. Fart fart. Smooch smooch. Fart Smooch.
Or maybe it was their final farewell ass kisses.
Maybe it was a memorial session.
I suspect the idea was to convince Trump's voters that those sitting around the table could be relied on to stand in for Trump when they toss him out a window Putin-style. It looks like they were practicing for doing that today.
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It was a Funeral tribute ahead of time. I can’t imagine how they will be more praising when it will happen because they will not fear him anymore.
I don’t see any news broadcasts questioning his absence. If it was Biden, they’d have cameras outside the WH, his home and the hospital.
Last opportunity to caress his ego....
Good grief... Nauseatingly pathetic!! How mentally unstable & sick do you have to be to require this kind of false flattery? It's truly sick!
Or his last hurrah! A girl can dream!
it was certainly too much for sane people. i had to turn it off after 4 seconds of the revolting shit.
or it was the last supper
I guess they “sucked” the life out of him.
Schumer is sad because Vance won’t accept his love letters…
And yet, not a mention on any MSM about him being MIA for almost a week...it's just astounding!
Last time he was absent this long was just before the "assassination attempt".
The one where he got his ear shot off? Or the other one?
Were they coaching him?
Eulogies
Well if the cabinet was celebrating the evil one’s life, I hope that F*dt and all also witnessed how the world is going to celebrate his moving on from it. Really got a glimpse of the US celebrations this weekend, it is going to be wild all over the world.
Maybe that shameless licking was because they got more info about his mortality and need him to do them a favor when they themselves arrive at the gates from HELL.
I swear that is also a recording of another time in the past !
Was it really trump? Or the Trump from. Disney's hall of presidents?
It must be exhausting to sit through lies and flattery.
They were licking so hard he had a prolapse and was strangled by his own lower intestine. True story.
Anyone else would have died from embarrassment
When he had Covid, he made a point of showing up just to appear strong. And now he can't even type on his phone (you aren't convincing me these last few days of Truth posting are him). Either dead or total incapacitation.
If only.
Suspect Miller has been authoring those idiotic posts ( for someone now).
He was seen on Sat. Didn’t interact with the press but was seen getting onto AF1 with his granddaughter
The state visit will be a challenge then! A bit more tricky than Weekend at Bernie's.
Stroked out and vegetative I love that for him!
We shouldn’t blow this up. I think he’s going use it to create a media circus when the women he raped as little girls testify on Wednesday ..
I will watch their press conference even if he kicks the bucket…
Anything to stop talking about Epstein..
Yes I want the world to hear those women loud and clear on Wednesday
Also, tomorrow his bosom buddy Bolsonaro goes on trial in Brazil, facing 30 years of imprisonment for plotting a coup including a plan to poison his successor, Lula. That hits very close to home for Shitler.
Let’s hope he’s convicted, it’ll send a nice message
Maybe it was his version of the last supper……
Maybe he knows his time is short and had them all deliver their eulogies before he kicked. We all know how he loves his feigned admiration.
He probably caught a disease from all the ass kissing
COINCIDENCE? -Felon 47 is not seen or heard on media -Rudy rear ended -Putin, Xi & Modi meeting -Russia forces EU Presidents plane to land -Ukraine "deadline" -Israel/Gaza "Riviera" escalation -Epstein victims to testify What's next? Not sure whether or not to root for another shoe
Maybe he’s becoming paranoid. He has to be worried OR planning something horrible for Wednesday when the Epstein survivors speak.
That FELONS last Cabinet Meeting will be in the Guinness World Records for the LONGEST & most PATHETIC LIE FILLED SUCKING UP TO A STUPID EVIL MEDIOCRE REPTILE CRIMINAL BOSS the WORLD has ever seen or heard!
Can we call all that ass-kissing "preemptive eulogies?"
Well, apparently this is him from this morning. It looks like he may have fell or has a cut above his eye. Yikes!
Wonder if it's AI. AI sometimes does weird stuff like give people extra fingers, odd shaped limbs, or bulbous forehead flap.
It does look a lot like an AI image.
How much praise can one narcissist stand after all?
Someone, maybe here?, said he could clear everything up with a short press conference.
But I wonder, how can so many people apparently know something we don’t, and keep it a secret?
Maybe his last wish
That's nearly a week ago.
Is he dead yet?
It's weird because it's so out-of-character for him NOT to be on camera.
Good
It was his wake.
If he was seeing a real doctor, they all know.
He is dead. He died saturday
Where is the media, JD Vance, GOP? Jake Tapper? They were so concerned when Biden was showing signs of aging and when Lloyd Austin was in the hospital! But, now are silent! Example of when Lloyd Austin was in hospital. Quote by JD
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one thing about it, even if he re-emerges, he's not going to be stronger or look any better from here on out.
The timing of this week’s over-the-top slobber fest cabinet meeting at the White House was very telling. I theorize that DT’s docs secretly told the cabinet that he’s in his final stages. The worship/exaltation session was simply to stroke his fragile ego as he descends further toward his grave.
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Maybe they all know he’s dying and this was essentially his funeral.
I sit in one of the dives On Fifty-second Street Uncertain and afraid As the clever hopes expire Of a low dishonest decade: Waves of anger and fear Circulate over the bright And darkened lands of the earth...
Swelling of the ego caused by bullshit is the diagnosis
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Hopefully they fed him a bunch of hamberders one to many
Oh 💡 They must know the “secret” that he is going to die soon. 🤔 www.rawstory.com/trump-someth...
What do Little Marco say?
One can only hope
If anything, the opposite is true. Like a vampire and fresh blood, a sociopathic malignant narcissist gets nourishment from insincere fawning praise by toadies.
Very true - and why he can’t get over Obama zinging him at the correspondents’ dinner yrs ago.
More like they “knew” then what we still don’t know!
That explains his bloated appearance.
As much as I love not seeing that ugly orange face and that fat ass, we have a right to know who is running our country. Congress? Anyone? If this was Biden FOX and GOP would be shitting themselves!
Maybe they were saying goodbye?
It certainly made me ill
It is so creepy. These people are creeps.
I think it was a cover-up for a soft coup. While they were all fellating him in public, the real powers that be were sidelining him in a humiliating way behind closed doors.
Me, a couple weeks ago…
Maybe that was a “Goodbye”
Something isn't quite working out for them and they are doing some behind the scenes maneuvering!! Don't be fooled... Find the money!!
By the way, wasn't disappearing a problem for the Repubs when the military guy was in the hospital for cancer? Here's comes the hypocrisy, except this time it's the wannabe Prez!!
Death by ass-kissing has to be a new one....
Reminds me of The Last Supper.
I like the idea that they were eulogizing him to his face because they knew he was about to undergo surgery or had a terminal disease or something.
Did the shit leeches suck too much? Don't drain the septic tank or they'll starve.
Reminds of of videos of Saddam and his cabinet where everyone around is showering him with praise. Never thought we have this in America 😣
Raw ass from all that kissing.
Maybe he has COVID from the new strain of his cabinet
They were all saying their last goodbyes.
Such a praise-fest reminds me of King Lear. "Who shall we say loves us most?" Followed by division of the Kingdom. This story first appeared by Geoffrey of Monmouth in about 1150 AD. So maybe King Donald wanted to decide who will inherit what from him, with the cold hand of death on his shoulder!
F*cking ridiculous, what a little baby.
It was the long farewell.
That airline barf bag from my last flight is coming in handy listening to that.
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Or maybe saying their goodbyes. It’s getting more common for folks with terminal illnesses at the end to have a celebration where people can share appreciation etc. before they die. One could hope. 😎
Or… they knew 👀
Eulogies 🤷♀️
Hmmm, maybe they knew something.
I can’t imagine they don’t . I don’t believe any grown ass person could stomach that for a long period of time. I’ve been by the side of plenty of loved ones in their final hours and never said those types of things🤢
I’d say locate his children, but I’m certain none would rush to his death bed.
This was a living wake, a ceremony held for a person while they are still alive, typically when they have a terminal illness. You know he needs to attend his own funeral....
And televise it.
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it was an appalling display of sycophancy that will play as a low point in any future brighter than this it looks from the outside like america has fallen - and the press have so played it down and trivialized it, that there is no discernible reaction, and it looks like madness
Nope. He knew that would be the last opportunity for such an event to take place.
Perhaps so many crawled so far up that a rectal prolapse occurred upon withdrawal...
The sugar shock couldn't have helped.
It felt like a goodbye meeting. Like everyone saying nice things to someone who is dying.
Was he attending his own wake?
That's what it seemed like to me. They gave him his eulogy ahead of time.
It was actually goodbye. They all knew he was dying, so they scheduled one last cabinet meeting with everyone taking turns telling Trump how great he is.
How was this different from other cabinet meetings?
Maybe they knew or could see or smell…people dying have a particular sunken look and smell about the m
If that was his last one it would be fitting.
The roundtable praise? Now that was embarrassing. How we laughed 🤣
it was too much for everyone. I've never seen so much pathetic boot licking in my lifetime.
I'm sure he collapsed from all the nonstop fellatio the Secretaries gave him.
I know it too much for me.
His ass got chapped
Please let him be in a meeting with Karma.
That meeting was an un-woke wake.
I assumed that was his living obituary the way they were sucking up to him
Felt like that to me too. Like they knew he wasn't long for this world but wanted to IDK make him feel better?
I cannot imagine being an 80 year old and being able to fulfill the rigorous schedule that the job of president entails... much less an overweight, physical unfit, increasingly cognitively impaired elderly man to boot!
At his age, the orange kneepad wearing secretaries in his cabinet can make it a hard one to keep up.
That was his eulogy
Solved the hand bruise issue
One can hope.
🤮sickening. He looks fine there
He finally reached mighty morphin power stage and left earth for a secret mission in the omega galaxy that will last 1000 years
My money is on stroke on the shitter. President Coma is now on ice until they can figure out a way to martyr him.
Yes I think he stroked out and is incapacitated which is awesome because it means he’s suffering 🎉👏
You can only blow so much smoke up someone’s a$$ before it ruptures.
They know how to work it. For them, it will be a disaster if he dies. Which crazy should they use?