He's so patriotic even his face is at half-mast.

😂😝

Negative

Stroke face,

The wicked witch in the wizard of oz didn’t take that long to melt

I saw a pick. His arms look shriveled bananas.

Are we allowed to celebrate when it happens or will people throw a hissy fit?

definitely a hissy fit and I don't care

I’m celebrating and don’t care about the hissy fits! But I believe they will be celebrating in silence trying to find away to distance themselves from the skunk

You be you. There will be celebrations world wide.

Vance could do it live while holding two forms of ID and the newspaper from that day... We'll be blamed anyway.

It will get you fired...

Now everybody, have you heard, if you're in the game Then the stroke's the word

One of favorite albums from back in the day. 🤘😅

Someone said Trump had his face at half-mast in honor of Charlie Kirk.

WTF with the droopy stroke mouth .....

How long has it been since anyone has seen him actually play golf? It seems like it's been a couple of weeks. Has he gone this long without playing? What's up? Could it be health related?

Wishful thinking is all these photos are good for. Sorry for the cynicism.

In May 2025 the White House removed Official transcripts from its website and replaced them with selected videosIt was suggested this was done to minimize his crazy rants and ignorance from the public seeing what he verbalizes. I believe they are hiding his lack of fitness his mental instability

Good info!!

Seems like he's putting strokes *on* his game, instead of taking them off.

👀

He's busy inciting civil war.

🤣🤣 As at Donald Trump has golfed 58 days out of 237 days since returning to office (24.5% of the presidency spent golfing). Est. cost to taxpayers for golf since returning to office: $81,200,000 Source: didtrumpgolftoday.com 13 Sep 2025

Someone tried to kill him once when he was golfing. Maybe after Kirk’s assassination, he’s decided to stay safe.

He keeps his own businesses in business with taxpayers' money. Why wouldn't he golf. He also doesn't read reports or do any work to actually run the country.

I read (somewhere) that if he goes 2 weeks with no golf then we will know something is up.

Lost by a stroke

Nobody seems to be addressing this. You will not ever prove to me the man didn’t have a stroke!

Jeez, worse than melted Kuchi Kopi from Bob's Burgers

And more evil, too

Trump! Hey droopy! Keep a stiff lower lip. Death comes for us all.

Ep St Ein

The orange pedophile is not well...

He did have a mini-stroke, looks like, from the droop of his right face -- here's him before:

My mom had a stroke and that's exactly how her face looked. She died not long after.

Same.

One too many hamberders

Yeah! He won the tournament. The only problem was there was only one player playing.

Did he getty a stroke?

packing on the weight again ... tia for sure

Weekend at Bernies White House edition.

😂🤭🤣

It loses the point if you only post good picture of #HuckaFuck.

Huckabeast

Lolz

Ewwww

Why no big red dot on white house map where they red dot sexual predators?

It's not a stroke. When the Victims met in DC, they each were gifted a voodoo doll from a cute but older southern belle. She also provided them with instructions on how to get even while hanging out together. I think they are practicing.

If you're asking if he's dead yet, I live near LA. It's pretty quiet out, so, unfortunately, NOT!

What I want to know is what medical magic is keeping this asshat alive.

More "dark" than "medical" I'd say

Hm, I'll have to ask Lucifer at the next poker night.

Lol

Loomer is doing voodoo. /s

His neck vagina is droopy on one side

That's going to be a stroke.

Looks like he’s had a stroke.

Tick tock tick tock mofo

Nope. Mentioned this on the other app early today and MAGA really did something on me. I tried to be nice for a while and then…I’m cool 😎

Droopy Don

This gives me a dopamine rush.

He has had too many strokes already. Too close to the heart for him. 😂😂😂

Looks a bit under par.

This is donalds face at half-mast

😅

pretty difficult after a stroke to play golf. saves american people millions!!

He couldn't go. He's got no balls

How many strokes did he need to get around the course?

Looks like he might be up a stroke.

He kept pulling to the right

There are growing concerns over the Radical Right side of his face.

Naaw naaw, that's a typical case of skin shrinkage caused by the healing of a gunshot wound to the ear. As the wound heals it pulls in the surrounding skin causing the jaw droop. (Psst, Fox...how'm I doing?)

Bwahahahaha.

Looks like the son of Satan is having TIAs...

we're going to get north korean style golf scores from KaroLYIN' leavitt soon 🤮🤮🤮

Why not the other 7 hole-in-one?

That would be *totally* unbelievable.

He must be one stroke under par.

I'm betting that the reason he looked more "normal" on Friday is botox

That's a possibility. He has access to everything he wants.

Now there’s an Alpha male worthy of leadership. NOT

Trump definitely had a stroke.

👍💥

Lol 😂😂

I'm waiting until he's in the golf course.

ain't gonna swing no club with that right side

Charlie will heal him from his close contact with Jesus.

Ole Droopy Jowls?

He absolutely has had a stoke of some kind that they’re trying to keep covered up.

Release the EPSTEIN files and watch him have a massive one

Yeah at that point it’ll be “Oh he’s unfit to stand trial! Phew! I mean, oh no…how sad…”

Hoping to see him in a hearse soon.

Is he improving his stroke? 🤣🤣🤣

I’m just waiting for when he’s UNDER the golf course … ⛳️🪦

Maybe they will bury him on the golf course in the swampy part where he buried his wife for a tax right off. What a guy the mother of his children. They say no-one keeps her grave up.

Sherry, I’m writing about him. It absolutely WAS NOT for a tax write off HE put that story out there The truth is that he was already receiving huge state/county tax benefits The shit I found from just googling news articles—you would not believe Proceeds go 2 the Natl Human Trafficking Hotline

No, but at relevant embalmers.

White House says he only has Droopy Mouth Syndrome. Completely normal. In fact, they said that this is how they know that he's in better health than anyone else in history. Nobody's ever seen anything like it.

Bottom pic looks like he possibly had a slight a stroke 👀

Looking a bit strokey!

Why the guys next to him have 2 toned arms. Not gonna talk about the 2nd guy from him weird thumb.

That guys arm looks oddly shaped, too. Is that an AI or photoshopped photo?

Think it's photoshopped. Look at the guy without the hat🤔 His head is bigger than everyone else's. Also, why is there a shadow coming from Trump's left side? Who'd they cut out of the picture?

YOU'RE GOOD!!!!!!

I used to do a lot of photoshopping for work.

I can't find that photo now. If you find it, can you repost it here. I'd like to have another look at it.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984

LGBC!!!

Syphilis…??

Is he drooling?

He seems scared. www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politic...

Droop Dog

They didn't even roll him out to the golf cart to sit for photo ops shaking hands with other golfers and appearing to be playing, too? Dem cankles gotta hurt but the Bell's Palsey signals a bad moon rising for this shaky old man.

Old droopy face

In a normal world, trump slowly suffering wouldn't be so bad. But this is no longer a normal world. Someone please give him extra McDonald's portions. This is taking too long & his medical is costing us even more wasted tax dollars.

He’s got one foot in.

Somebody do the FAST test on him. Or not….

Nah, different kind of strokes these days.

Musta found Musk’s ketamine stash …

Let's ask the guy in the bushes, he got a good look!

Stroke!!

Stroke? 🤞🏾

Stroke or too much Botox. Same effect.

Um. Fuck no. And who cares. Get him 3 double cheeseburgers with extra grease and some diet coke STAT.

As a confirmed medical quack, I concur and recommend a double helping of extra deep fat fried french fries along with high caffeine power drinks. Side order of donuts would be helpful.

OUCH!

He's not really a good advertisement for eating McDonald's.

That would be a good hell for him. Not being able to play golf.

Or talk. Wishing for the that most of all. 🤞😈

Ahahaha 😂🤣🫠 🎯 🎯

Even better if he could no longer speak.

There's this photo of him meeting with Rob Schmitt from Newsmax. He's dressed for golf, but who knows if he left the clubhouse.

Supposedly today …

Is it funny i can't believe ablnything coming out from that side I have witness to many lies.

That didn't even look real to me.

Sorry for typos I know right

Why does his neck look like that when he smiles? The only way I can get my neck to look like that is if I grimace.

He juts out his chin abnormally when he’s trying to hide his full neckgina in photos.

Because he has no actual joy to express?

The mouth still weird Their attempt to fix has the chin crooked. That eye been like that for a while. That eye is the opposite of Katel's.

Droopface is less noticeable with his cryptkeeper smile.

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Not Trump recently. He's not fat enough. Trump looks more like Jebba everyday.

WoW I would never want my face anywhere near this criminal 🫤

And he would not want to be near mine!

I know someone who was very up close to him at the 9/11 ceremony at the Pentagon. This person isn't really one to speak badly of him ....and they said he was definitely sick.

So sad for him, if he’s sick. May he swiftly be reunited with EPSTEIN, CK & other loved ones!

🙏🙏🙏🙏.

5 months? Before Christmas...

This is an Ictus on Herpes😂

He’s down a stroke…

We need Tom Ellis to come out as Lucifer and have a “meet and greet” in character. #Lucifer #TomEllis #TrumpIsIll

England is getting ready for his visit. bsky.app/profile/luca...

Awesome 🤣

Please leave them there.

This is FABULOUS!

Cracked me up!

AVC?

Pmurt has been oddly quiet

No, he stopped the only physical activity he was making.

Haven’t done a dig, but he may be in Jersey for golf.

No, did you?

Ah. Well I wouldn’t believe anything they said either way.🙄

He definitely had a stroke. And they’re hiding it from the American people. Just like they’re hiding the GD Epstein files.

Dont let Brian Kilmeade see Trump looking like this......hi Brian how are you...what are you doing with that pillow?

Game Over ?

That's now three weekends without golf.

#DroopyDon

You don’t make that face on purpose.

Looks like a stroke.

Real question what happens after Trump Putin and Netanyahu all die?

The world has the biggest effn party known in history. 🎊🥳🥳

there are plenty of a-holes ready to take their places

The world will be a better place

World peace