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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social

“loaded the dishwasher wrong” full is full mfer.

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 14 0

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Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social

YOU ARE AN OLD MAN WHO THINKS IN TERMS OF FULLNESS AND CLEANING. THERE IS NO FULLNESS, THERE ARE NO JUST LOADING. THERE IS ONLY ONE HOLISTIC SYSTEM OF SYSTEMS.

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 am • 13 0 • view
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social

“THERE IS ONLY ONE HOLISTIC SYSTEM OF SYSTEMS” who are you supposed to be — my wife?

aug 30, 2025, 3:38 am • 9 0 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

[GIGAN pulls out a cameo model] "This is the SV-4 diagram of the dishwashers 'normal' cycle. Can you see how the catastrophe that you call your top-shelf loading pattern will clearly interrupt the second rinse cycles behavior?!?!"

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 pm • 13 0 • view
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Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social

Breaking out the deck over coffee to show the loading cycle

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aug 30, 2025, 1:23 pm • 13 1 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

All information-related doctrine ends up just being something like Zoolander's "moisture is the essence of wetness."

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 pm • 10 0 • view
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Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social

Pick up O-6 by reinventing the OODA loop and presenting it to your commanding officer

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 11 0 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

We've got someone who has a "it's all information" theory and it's like, "whoa! who hired Claude Shannon over here?"

aug 30, 2025, 1:29 pm • 10 0 • view
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Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social

C8ISR enabled by ai to inflict decision crisis for the Cyberwar

aug 30, 2025, 1:37 pm • 9 0 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

one of those "C"s stands for "Clean dishes"

aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social

"Without DOTMLPF-C, a dishwasher is just a machine, not a capability."

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 pm • 7 2 • view