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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org

I’m holding a Heinz Tomato Ketchup Smoothie outside of a glass door with the Smoothie King logo on it
aug 17, 2025, 7:36 pm • 171 16

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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social

[blocked]

aug 17, 2025, 7:56 pm • 16 0 • view
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🐱302czar🐱 @302czar.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hatin Ass Spurrier @hatinassspurrier.bsky.social

I'm really hung over and this may put me over the edge.

aug 17, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lauren J @thespinzone.com

um....I like ketchup probably more than the average person does. I'll like to eat with mac & cheese, eggs, hotdogs, rice, etc.... but this is a bridge too far

aug 17, 2025, 8:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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TheBrettThe is a 2 trophy winning club supporter @brett006.bsky.social

This crosses my very liberal ketchup line

aug 18, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Lauren J @thespinzone.com

My applications of it or this “smoothie”? 😁

aug 18, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
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TheBrettThe is a 2 trophy winning club supporter @brett006.bsky.social

I get offended when a restaurant doesn’t offer me ketchup when chips are being served so smoothie it up

aug 18, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tweeter @tweeter4rams.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 7:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Mop Bucket @mopbucket.bsky.social

Could you have had a V8?

aug 17, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian Guteking SZN @packrfan4.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 7:40 pm • 11 0 • view
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Bobby @bobbya51.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Karianne 🪻 @karianneusa.bsky.social

Tomato may be a fruit, but a smoothie???

aug 17, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Q Public @conjurial.bsky.social

It’s a bloody mary slushie

aug 17, 2025, 7:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Anthropologal @anthropologal.bsky.social

My thoughts exactly. Put some vodka and garnishes in there and we’re cooking.

aug 18, 2025, 6:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Florence @roggenmuhme.bsky.social

I am showing this to my client at work. Last time we imagined a spinach Slushy with fish fingers on top but this is frfr

aug 17, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Giant Robot @encomium.bsky.social

So how was it? I can see a tomato juice smoothie but ketchup is nasty.

aug 17, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rick Dusenbery @rickdusenbery.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 7:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Walkable City Texas Ranger @energyturtle.bsky.social

give me a french fry straw and we’re in business

aug 17, 2025, 7:58 pm • 10 0 • view
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Anonymous IV @anoniv.bsky.social

not just one!

aug 17, 2025, 8:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gurt Sherm: The Video Game @gurtsherm.bsky.social

okay hear me out one of those hollow square-ish "veggie fries" snacks (that aren't too bad) might actually work for a few sips

aug 17, 2025, 8:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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bethanne harms @bethanne.and.cat

NO SICKOS! NOOOOOOOOO!

aug 17, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Benjamin Rose @benjaminrose.bsky.social

OH NO! DISASTER

aug 17, 2025, 8:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Robert Fishscale @carlos-slimjim.bsky.social

….is this the Smoothie King in Wexford?

aug 18, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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My Bad @mbayayangu.bsky.social

Does it come in Mayo?

aug 17, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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@GBDinExile @gbdawkins.bsky.social

oh baby no what is u doing

aug 17, 2025, 7:39 pm • 8 0 • view
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Anthony Santori @gamecocktony.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gclI...

aug 17, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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🦅🐍 Charlie from Roxborough @cvlrox.bsky.social

Wat

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aug 17, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jade @perrytheestallion.bsky.social

This is sick!!

aug 19, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Guiliani's Neckbrace @whoatemypizza.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Brooke Bennett @brookebennett.bsky.social

why

aug 18, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Tommy McLaughlin @tmclaughlin79.bsky.social

Celine Dion on the telephone saying “je téléphone à la police”
aug 17, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Steve Dave's Fossil Chops @factorone.bsky.social

Looks like @opg.bsky.social has gone feral

aug 18, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social

Surprisingly this was not me!

aug 18, 2025, 1:38 am • 5 0 • view
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com

aug 18, 2025, 1:39 am • 2 0 • view
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social

I don’t even know where the newest smoothie king is! I live in tropical smoothie territory!

aug 18, 2025, 2:03 am • 5 0 • view
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com

"newest" huh? GOTCHA *smug prosecuting attorney pose*

aug 18, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social

Officer I can’t spell

aug 18, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com

At this point someone should be telling you "As your attorney I advise you to stop confessing to things" ...wait none of you are lawyers are you

aug 18, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Dave's Fossil Chops @factorone.bsky.social

Even if I was an attorney, I'd be terrible at it.

aug 18, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏎️💨 K.H.B.D. @khbdonnelly.bsky.social

No mayonnaise in that smoothie, JUST SAYIN'

aug 18, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Specter177✈️ @specter177.bsky.social

Well one of y'all's lying.

aug 18, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social

Keep going

aug 18, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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WhosThatGirl @whosthatgirl29.bsky.social

Sigh 😕

aug 18, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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notreedstrong.bsky.social @notreedstrong.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 8:03 pm • 8 0 • view
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social

Needs a glizzy garnish

aug 17, 2025, 7:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social

NOOOOOOPE

aug 17, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social

It is not to be relished.

Heinz tomato ketchup smoothie Oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!
aug 17, 2025, 8:13 pm • 16 3 • view
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Carrie T. @carrieat.bsky.social

repent & be saved

aug 17, 2025, 8:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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Hurricane Laura (retired) @hurricanelaura.bsky.social

@mattcabel.bsky.social you were just telling me how you’re craving a ketchup smoothie!

aug 17, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Freeman @fishfreeman.bsky.social

I’m so jealous! Mine didn’t come in the ketchup cup!

aug 17, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jerry Lambdin @lambdinj.bsky.social

...is there ketchup in it?

aug 17, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social

God I hope so

aug 17, 2025, 7:52 pm • 3 0 • view