Petition to go back to calling weed “grass” instead of “flower” It just sounds cooler to tell the guy at the weed dealership that I wanna buy some grass. I’ve waited thirty years to buy grass legally just let me say it. Go to a florist if you want a flower!!! And I will NEVER say “budtender”
You just did pal
I will NEVER,,,,say it again…,
It will always be reefer cigarettes to me. You kids and your new terms! (Shakes fist) And I will only buy it from jazz musicians!
One step further: let's call them dealerships instead of dispensaries. Then we can go back to calling a budtender a dealer, like jesus intended
You want it, you have to lead the way. "I'd like some grass, Mr. Weed Dealership sir," you say, and if they're savvy they'll say "how much grass, man?" I lean towards reefer myself, so I can invert the "old man who smoked reefer back before it was a crime" line from Silverstein's Great Smoke Off.
When i was a kid, a "lid" was $15 bucks. Dime bag was $10, nickel bag was $5 and trey bag was $3. Loose joints were $1, and they were SKINNY.
saying butt-ender until i'm forcibly removed from the weed store
this is what i think of whenever i see the words "touch grass"
Well now I'm gonna too. Thanks, probably.
How about cannissuer as a word?
i briefly worked at one of those places and they banned us from using all the real terms so that we could be fancy and i was like fuck this bro. the fact that the manager also didn't brush his teeth and lied about the schedule i was gonna have didn't help. fastest i've ever quit a job
Cheeba. Call it cheeba.
Weed dealership? Like a car?
I call it tree
I mean, there is comedy in going to your local dive bar, and asking your budtender for a beer and a shot. And if he offers you any of those fancy craft beers, you can go full Frank Booth on him. Heck this whole thing has a solid Dennis Hopper vibe to it, since he prefers to say "grass" too.
it's extraneous comma Friday.
“Grasspasser” is a better name for the job. This person passes grass. From the back. To me.
I'll sign it. I actually wish I could order trampled trafficked seedy ditch weed again... But the market has been gentrified.
Loose leaf. I went in and asked for loose leaf like it was a tea shop
Between me and you, I think grass and loose leaf are fun to smoke. No matter what you call it in the end. “A pinch o the ol medicine” is also a good one imo.
I kind of prefer "dope" myself
Dope is 100% heroin/fent where I'm from, it's honestly more accurate than just saying fent because the street dope is so heavily adulterated fent is often not when the primary ingredient anymore Just FYI 😂
Growing up in the 80s for me it was definitely synonymous with Ray Walston as a high school teacher accusing all his students of smoking weed.
To be fair, Spicoli and his friends were usually high in Mr. Hand’s class.
facts!!!
what century is this
Budtinder sounds like an app for lonely dudes to find bros to chill with
It needs to be MaryJane.
I do like the term ‘weed dealership’ though
🤣🤣🤣 I'm with ya!
I want to hate budtender but there's a HHC vape manufacturer that calls themselves that and it does genuinely make me chuckle when I see it.
Apparently you’re just supposed to call it “cannabis” now because of Reasons but I will die on the hill that it’s weed
Seeing highway billboards for cannabis tells me how much times have changed.
I’m with you on this!
lol "weed dealership"
