the bit where Bourne has to guide a dude through surveillance and the dude bites it because he panics and fucks up: I am terrified that this is how I’ll die.
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“Listen to me. This isn’t one of your newspaper stories. This is real.” 99.9 percent sure that this isn’t meant to be a joke. But, like… it is tho.
aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 7 0 • view
These really are the closest we get to an American Bond—all the camp is gone, everyone is very serious, but the plot is still cartoonish, Bourne is still globe-hopping and doing the impossible, and he’s still a hit with the ladies, even though he only has sex once.
aug 31, 2025, 11:41 pm • 9 0 • view
in England no less, what a nightmare
aug 31, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view