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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Who knew Wankpanzers would be a failure? -All of us

aug 10, 2025, 1:50 pm • 211 46

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K.P O'Connor @ko-spyder.bsky.social

Pintos and Yugos aren't so bad now, eh? 😂

aug 11, 2025, 5:04 am • 4 0 • view
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Nacho Libre 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇺 @thedaddoo.bsky.social

The Pontiac Aztec is grateful that Tesla made the Wankpanzer. It is no longer the world’s ugliest car. 👍

aug 20, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Yup, it took Walter White and Breaking Bad to make the Aztec cool (ish) No hope for the wankpanzer...

aug 20, 2025, 9:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dale @dalejohn.bsky.social

Air Force is purchasing them as targets to shoot. What a waste of money.

aug 10, 2025, 3:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Allied Powers @zuppatofana.bsky.social

A waste of OUR money

aug 11, 2025, 4:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Ignorant Me @ignorantme.bsky.social

Who would thunk that the first car truly designed by a narcissistic, sociopathic, man-baby, fraud would be a complete and utter failure?

aug 11, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 1 • view
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kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social @kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social

C'mon, you would have to b e on drugs to think that was good looking....oooh

aug 11, 2025, 8:16 am • 3 0 • view
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Nacho Libre 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇺 @thedaddoo.bsky.social

I own 2 EV’s and wouldn’t drive that piece of 💩 if you gave it to me. Hell, I wouldn’t even accept a ride in one if I was hitchhiking. 🤣🤣

aug 20, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alice in LeiaLand @leiao.bsky.social

It looks like a neanderthal kindergartener designed it. Have never seen an uglier vehicle on the road. Steve Jobs would vomit on sight.

aug 10, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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MarkIraKaufman @markirakaufman.bsky.social

Thus proving that you can tell a book by its cover.

aug 11, 2025, 9:25 am • 1 0 • view
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MarkIraKaufman @markirakaufman.bsky.social

The Cybertruck has been recalled EIGHT TIMES since its release in late 2023. It is the absolute worst built and most poorly designed American vehicle ever.

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aug 11, 2025, 9:24 am • 3 1 • view
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Edogenes @edogenes0.bsky.social

Live by the capitalism , die by the capitalism

aug 10, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

Elons first mistake ever. He declared to shareholders that there were 1 million orders for the Cyber truck to boost stocks. Never in his delusional mind there wouldn't be. Sales amounted to only be 40,000 and the beginning of the down for Tesla. Oh and that little Nazi issue.

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aug 10, 2025, 6:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

He's another trust fund baby that starts to believe the BS that his hired sycophants pour into his ears...

aug 10, 2025, 6:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

He's his own worst enemy and doesn't know it.

aug 10, 2025, 6:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Yup. Tho, if he's had to spend 29 Bn to save his control of Tesla he's slowly learning about consequences.

aug 10, 2025, 6:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

I hope it hurts. Alot.

aug 10, 2025, 6:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Hence the Ketamine to silence the screaming in his head...

aug 10, 2025, 7:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

aug 10, 2025, 7:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Yup, all that money and he has to self-medicate to live...

aug 10, 2025, 7:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

Too many brown people to be happy.

aug 10, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

Yup, fears of less than whyte bois... Instead of self-improvement it's easier to tear down others.

aug 10, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dominic 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theriotnrrd.bsky.social

Tesla is behind the leading edge of tech, and deeply unappealing in terms of image. One of those alone might be survivable, especially with the momentum behind them, but both together. Oof, just oof. (Source: literally picked up my new EV yesterday, Tesla never even in the running)

aug 10, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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MG_JFReynolds🫘 @cessna120.bsky.social

An ugly, poorly built, and impractical symbol that you have manhood issues? It should have been a roaring success.

aug 10, 2025, 1:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

I guess there's just not enough Incels with money out there to support their brand and the fascists aren't buying because Elon keeps vacillating on his love of Drumpf...

aug 10, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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time2speaktruth @time2speaktruth.bsky.social

The "indestructible truck of the future" ... that sometimes just has side panels fall off and other times actually self-immolates!

aug 10, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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rafrazier.bsky.social @rafrazier.bsky.social

Tesla needs to dump Musk if they hope to survive.

aug 10, 2025, 2:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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MJ @texson6886.bsky.social

He just bought/stole/cajoled 29 Bn in more stocks to make sure no one can oust him...

aug 10, 2025, 5:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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dreamy23.bsky.social @dreamy23.bsky.social

All I see when I see a Tesla drive by which it’s rare but yeah

aug 10, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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kakehres.bsky.social @kakehres.bsky.social

I saw one of those parked outside the neighborhood "adult" book store, and couldn't help thinking that having such a distinctive looking vehicle was probably not a great idea.

aug 11, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Nacho Libre 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇺 @thedaddoo.bsky.social

That might be true if the dude driving it had an actual life.

aug 20, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Christopher Ramsay 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻🇬🇱 @iotechris.bsky.social

There were many clues, pieces of evidence.

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aug 10, 2025, 2:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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@cujos_mom @cujosmom.bsky.social

Not only are they ugly, but when the sun shines on them, they look dented.

aug 11, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view