his first assisted orgasm will probably kill him.

Shoot, his partner will take off their socks and he'll have an airburst.

😂🤣😂🤣

And now I’m stuck with the visual

will someone stick a pin in his head before that thing blows

Ok Charlie, I see the wisdom of your words and I submit, psych!

Charlie Kirk has control issues.

He’s absolutely not a virgin. I have it on good authority that regularly goes out with Rosie Palms AND her five daughters

This is how you end up the subject of a Taylor Swift burn track

Another small hands asshat.

Betting when he gets home, his robotic sex doll nails him with a st**p on, you know it. Submit to your husband, I would be concerned about saying that to my ex today. He is preaching to older obese white guys whose wives never even speak to them, much less submit. Not sure what submit means.

These are masturbation fantasies that Drumpf and Kirk are trying to pass off as 'reality'... I can imagine Drumpf telling Melania to 'submit' he'd wake up a week later...

Yeah, but since he takes it up the chuffed from just about anyone, is he technically a virgin?

All I see is

He can't even pull off being that cool or relevant... Beavis and Butthead have a real fan base...

It must really pain him that she is worth more and does a better job at her job.

And, she has the temerity to see him as he truly is and say so...

He was only pushed ahead in his life once he started his proganda cult of stupid. So, it's not even on his own merits.