Dear Disney. In Moana, we establish the sea is sentient. In Frozen, the sea kills Elsa's parents. ELSA VS MOANA is a revenge thriller where, etc, etc.
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What were Elsa's parents doing on that ship? I forgot.
aug 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
…and the creator of WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY suddenly begins writing, as another finger of the monkey’s paw curls.
aug 23, 2025, 1:28 pm • 17 0 • view
“Let it go?” Not this time.
aug 23, 2025, 1:31 pm • 125 3 • view
Conceal (firearms) don't feel (the flesh wound.)
aug 23, 2025, 1:32 pm • 44 1 • view
One of the sad things about our current copyright regime is that by the time it’s possible to actually make this movie, everybody who would care about it will be dead
aug 23, 2025, 1:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Elsa freezes the ocean so they can't sail and Moana turns the catamarans into Land Yachts and wind sails across the ice.
aug 25, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
In the end, we learn that Elsa’s parents needed to die, much like Batman’s, in order for her to fulfill her destiny...
aug 23, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
You know how in BLACK PANTHER, T'Challa is the rightful king of Wakanda, but Killmonger, while being a villain, also kinda has a point? It's kind of like that.
aug 23, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
“Hamlet” in Africa. Just like the Lion King.
aug 24, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
If you are accusing the sea of white genocide, Disney South Africa has an edit of Frozen with a content warning before the feature.
aug 23, 2025, 1:29 pm • 31 2 • view
Oh, I sea what you did there...
aug 23, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Also the sea likes peanut butter sandwiches, as established in Lilo & Stitch.
aug 23, 2025, 9:42 pm • 5 0 • view
First LOL moment of the day. Thank you.
aug 23, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Stealth Cat's Cradle crossover
aug 23, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
But is the sea's name ... Martha?
aug 25, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Now this is a fun post!
aug 23, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Moana doesn't have anything with Elsa, the sea is just "friends" with her
aug 23, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Sometimes I wonder if having a child has changed you. But no, it's only changed your references.
aug 25, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
There really is little difference. I've always obsessed over stories designs for people with a children's intellect. It's just that now they were actually made for children.
aug 26, 2025, 9:04 am • 2 0 • view
Canonically Frozen is set at the same time as Tangled (the fatal boat trip is to see the parents of Rapunzel). Moana is harder to place, but easily could be at the same time. Which means the sequel is Elsa and Moana teaming up to fight Rapunzel.
aug 24, 2025, 12:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Ariel as the Mothra to their Godzilla vs Kong.
aug 25, 2025, 5:59 pm • 4 1 • view
It all comes down to this guy
aug 23, 2025, 1:40 pm • 27 0 • view
The sea also killed Moana's uncle and she doesn't seem to hold a grudge over that The ocean is mischievous. He misbehaves.
aug 25, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 23, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
...where Elsa freezes her ass solid and there's nothing that Moana can do about it, so she dies? Wow, what a movie...
aug 23, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
She became a demigod at the end of the second movie. You get a classic hero-vs-sorcerer fight.
aug 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 3 0 • view
As an aside. Aliens is owned by Disney, so surely this makes the xenomorph queen a Disney princess?
aug 23, 2025, 1:34 pm • 28 1 • view
Not an evil queen?
aug 23, 2025, 1:31 pm • 10 0 • view
So if there is an alien queen, there must be an alien princess
aug 23, 2025, 1:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Princess Leia? I mean she was born on Polis Massa to parents from Naboo and Tattooine, so surely she counts
aug 24, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
She just wanted her babies to give hugs.
aug 23, 2025, 1:42 pm • 15 0 • view
Ripley is the princess?
aug 23, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Can it be R rated?
aug 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
That actually would be an interesting movie idea. If it ever happens.
aug 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm with the sea on this one😅
aug 23, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 0 • view
ELSA VS MOANA, of course, being a Disney film, the white woman vs woman of color fight will be a big misunderstanding and the real villain will be a white dude. 🤣
aug 24, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
Moana is probably immortal now with the events of Moana 2 so she could theoretically face off with Elsa.
aug 23, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
"As the Disney Princess MAX line of comics rolls out with Elsa vs. Moana, written by WicDiv's Kieron Gillen, we see a new, grittier, and gayer side to the Princess IP" because Elsa is of course a lesbian in this.
aug 25, 2025, 4:46 pm • 5 0 • view
Pshaw. So is Moana.
aug 25, 2025, 4:47 pm • 3 0 • view
I like the enemies to lovers subplot we can work through here
aug 25, 2025, 5:45 pm • 4 0 • view
The cold never bothered her anyway, but the sea sure does
aug 23, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
ohhhhh
aug 23, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
“Whoever wins, we lose.”
aug 24, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
ELSA vs MOANA vs URSULA
aug 25, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 1:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Little Mermaid and King Triton need to be involved
aug 25, 2025, 4:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I will also accept Elsa vs the Ocean…
aug 23, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
“Princesses: Civil War” The Little Mermaid and Lillo & Stitch align with Moana. Alladin (with the Genie) and Tarzan align with Elsa. Carnage ensues.
aug 23, 2025, 2:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Tagline: Vengeance is a dish best served FROZEN
aug 23, 2025, 2:28 pm • 21 0 • view
I guffawed
aug 25, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
OR we have a sibling rivalry thing between the Atlantic Ocean (evil twin) and the Pacific Ocean (good twin).
aug 23, 2025, 2:13 pm • 4 0 • view
In the final act, they put aside their differences and combine forces to stop the Little Mermaid drowning everyone on the planet.
aug 23, 2025, 1:48 pm • 11 0 • view
Checks out. However… The headcannon also exists where Elsa and Anna’s parents are also Tarzan’s parents. In that that case, they weren’t actually killed but the story becomes ELSA + TARZAN vs. MOANA + ARIEL
aug 23, 2025, 2:54 pm • 42 5 • view
Tamatoa did say that Sebastian did have to deal with this stuff, so they are in the same universe
aug 25, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Would watch
aug 25, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
It still needs a magic carpet to cover the distances involved. Guest starring Aladdin?
aug 25, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Aladdin and the seven dwarfs I mean
aug 25, 2025, 6:00 pm • 1 0 • view
BELLE, post-credits: “Did you think you were the only princesses out there? You’ve taken your first steps into a larger world. I’m here to talk to you about the Tinkerbell Initiative”. (Meanwhile, the secondary villain reports to his master… Chernabog.”
aug 25, 2025, 6:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Honestly, I would be all here for a Chernabog reveal.
aug 26, 2025, 9:03 am • 2 0 • view
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They weren’t kidding when they called it, well, a witch
aug 25, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Somebody get this man a role in executive leadership at disney stat
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