I have a fresh idea for a vampire story. In this story, the vampires are a metaphor for undead monsters who want to drink your blood.
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aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
so ... like republicans?
aug 24, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view
It’s SO crazy, it. Might. Just. Work.
aug 24, 2025, 10:07 am • 1 0 • view
Well that sucks.
aug 24, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I was just having a dream where I was pitching a Dracula movie, of which I remember 2 things: 1) it was very important to me that in this rendition Dracula was not understood as a "member of a species" but rather as an unclassifiable mystery. I said "he has to be non-taxonomical".
aug 24, 2025, 8:28 am • 1 0 • view
2) The movie was to center on the brutality of vampire hunters using a righteous cause as an excuse to unleash their worst impulses. It's 4am for me, I really was just having this dream.
aug 24, 2025, 8:30 am • 1 0 • view
sounds sexy
aug 24, 2025, 8:10 am • 2 0 • view
But do they sparkle?
aug 24, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems a little revolutionary for the current market, is there going to be a romance plot that overtakes the story before the end?
aug 25, 2025, 12:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Sounds fun. Would read.
aug 24, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
But do they drink… wine?
aug 24, 2025, 8:00 am • 1 0 • view
Worse. Pickle juice. The stronger the brine, the better.
aug 24, 2025, 8:08 am • 0 0 • view
Now do the Tiger Who Came To Tea
aug 24, 2025, 8:33 am • 0 0 • view
🤯🤯🤯
aug 24, 2025, 7:57 am • 3 0 • view
I KNOW, RIGHT?
aug 24, 2025, 7:59 am • 5 0 • view
Brilliant 🤌
aug 24, 2025, 7:56 am • 2 0 • view
Oh I hate all these artsy-fartsy modern "takes" on everything. In my day, the only vampires we had were analogies for syphilis, but you try telling kids today that...
aug 24, 2025, 8:09 am • 0 0 • view
Absolutely terrifying
aug 24, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
Dude... How did I never think about this?
aug 24, 2025, 11:42 am • 0 0 • view