It's like Marvel Civil War but Disney Princesses!

If not a movie, this would make one hell of a premise for a Disney fighting game.

I'm choosing to believe it's the origin of the Idoneth Deepkin

I mean...I'd watch it, but the 3rd act reveal has to be Tarzan showing up at the last minute to save Elsa.

I clearly could never write this story as my daughter would murder me for ruining everything.

I mean in the end the two of them would have to put aside their difference to kill the sea

I have one word for you - Pseudonym.

Also Disney would never let you make Elsa and Moana kiss

Honestly the sea in Moana is genuine eldritch horror

Now that’s a story I would pay to read

Make 'em nekkid and you've got yourself a nice little Zenescope comic on your hands!

If Disney takes it seriously, you could make some bank. And they absolutely would.

Kingdom Hearts 4 going to be interesting.... 👀

Kieron casually pitching Disney The Darkhold. The self mutilation is coming to to those Grimm's stories!

A case where the replies surface a shocking amount of accounts to block, but *not* for any of the usual reasons.

Disney Princess Battle Royale is such a great pitch tho. Mulan and Merida are walking weapons, just at different ranges. Snow White commands the forest legions. Aurora can put you to sleep by pricking her finger. But it’s gonna come down to Elsa vs Jasmine.

Rapunzel with a Zato 1/Venom move set

I'm late to this one, but, hear me out.

This is relevant to my interests.

I think there was a Cracked article that brought up roughly this some years ago, so the thoughtspace is ripe. We can make it happen. Feels like at least a "that scene in Wreck It Ralph 2 where the princesses chill with Vanellope" level tongue-in-cheek short for D+. I can see that.