I won't be a landlord. You all live rent free in my head.
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Invoking squatters rights all up in your brain
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Is it okay if I paint the walls?
aug 30, 2025, 3:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Can I sublet?
aug 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, toilet’s not flushing
aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
the wifi sucks in here gillen stop oppressing us
aug 30, 2025, 3:12 pm • 37 0 • view
And lord it needs more than one bathroom.
aug 30, 2025, 3:14 pm • 23 0 • view
I want some North American electrical plugs instead of this horseshit
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh you want the Danger Plugs? Whatever floats your boat
aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 6 0 • view
Wait, there's been a bathroom this whole time?
aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I was going to make a joke about paying council tax straight to Kieron but remembered im already in the top band. Thanks, Cheltenham!
aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Finally some quality roommates
aug 30, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I think that means you are a landlord, but a bad one.
aug 31, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
But a bad landlord is a good landlord.
aug 31, 2025, 2:25 pm • 2 0 • view
That depends why they're bad. I had a landlord who plumbed the washing machine drainage into the shower, which overflowed with black water that didn't drain and gave us infections in our feet. He still took our money.
aug 31, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
But a landlord who forgot to charge rent would be good.
aug 31, 2025, 2:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Fyi, I'm not wearing pants.
aug 30, 2025, 4:39 pm • 2 0 • view
We're squatters, baby.
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